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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is THAT what was being said?
    Everything was so synthesized that I could never make out what was being said. It just sounded a bit like garbled nonsense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think there has two be at least two different versions, changed whenever during certain arcs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait, is THAT what was being said?
      Yes..?
      Always what I heard, and I was 8 in 1994.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this whole time I thought they just said spider spiderman amazing spiderman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I heard 'spider butt'

      I always thought it was cool the way they showed off the spider sense. How the screen would flash into that weird trippy dimension with that weird sound, cool as frick

      best of all that effect had to be pretty cheap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/trXpwrL.jpg

      SPIDER BLOOD SPIDER BLOOD RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD

      I thought it was saying Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Radioactive Spider-Man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's at the end

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SPIDER BROAD SPIDER BROAD
    ERECTION-ACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SPIDER BROAD SPIDER BROAD
        ERECTION-ACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD

        MJ fricking dies, they should have had Peter end up with Cat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought it was cool the way they showed off the spider sense. How the screen would flash into that weird trippy dimension with that weird sound, cool as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=DsHVHeTIRmb4u9Sa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that’s the good shit. I like to believe that’s what Peter actually sees when it goes off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's supposed to be his mutated DNA in the background across a distorted city?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well I’ll be damned it does look like that

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only knew the 60s cartoon song and I thought the opening was "Does whatever a spider can".

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=WDMXNkjGjTCX2t9Y

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what about SMYTHEs father?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered why the frick that guy has a seemingly jet-powered wheelchair
      I mean, why? Can't you just put an electric motor in the thing? Why does it need fricking turbine engines?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        electric motors fricking suck ass. i'd drive a jetpowered car over an electric one anyday. and i'm aware of the downsides of those. slow acceleration etc.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard of a guitar riff that goes as hard as the one that happens in the last part of the theme.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The 90s were perfect for that sort of thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      iirc it was an actual metal musician doing that. like from aerosmith or someband

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      90's was a fantastic time for widley electric guitar cartoon intro's

      ?si=Bi7oyonZts88KPOV
      It was a great to get the kids all up hyped up after eating all that sugary morning breakfast cereal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My dad was happy I was into cool squeedily electric guitar metal rock and roll, and not the rap.
        Remember the episode where the biker mice all start singing motherfricking CCR's Midnight Special for almost no reason? God those were the days.
        Also, RIP W. Morgan Sheppard. I miss that guy too. and Tony Jay.. and David Warner.. The only classic villain voice from the 90s left is Tim Curry, and he's hanging on by a thread. Oh I guess Malcolm MacDowell is still alive.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite scenes from the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God, fricking kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That animation has no right being as good as it is, I'm assuming this was farmed out to a Japanese studio, just the wide shots alone remind me of similar shots from Evangelion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        those studios really worked their asses off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Red-and-blue having a kaiju fight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >*and the symbiote
        Frick, how did I leave that out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god, it really was so iconic back then. the red and blue vs the bluish black. it felt so frickin real.
        I loved Maximum Carnage and Separation Anxiety, switching between spidey and venom was so cool. At first I thought it was significant that spider-man turns black when you select Venom, then I realized oh it's just turning grayscale from not being selected. Which actually made it confusing since Venom was already blackish, more than once I selected the wrong one.

        >*and the symbiote
        Frick, how did I leave that out

        I thought you were referring to Venom as 'blue' heh

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Spider Slayers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still think it’s funny that their “ultimate form” or whatever you want to call it is just them stacked on top of each other

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still think it’s funny that their “ultimate form” or whatever you want to call it is just them stacked on top of each other

      Yugioh-looking ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You know what they say if at first you don’t succeed, BLAST THEM WITH YOUR SPIDER SLAYERS AGAIN!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tfw had the toy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the idea was so great, but the execution was cheesy. and the toys were even worse. and the Ultrazord-ass combiner mode made no sense, why is a stack of bugs better than just bugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Yugioh-looking ass

      Reminds me of this 3 weird fellows from GX

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        man that is one creative and unusual way to depict a spider crab

        Well it was in a song.
        Also, in one of the first episodes there's a joke where Peter says "it's in my blood" after getting a compliment about him being good at science, or something like that, so clearly they could use the word blood sometimes.

        yeah I think this was a mixture of oldtimey comics code bullshit about vampires (which even they rescinded because it was pointed out that classic horror is part of high culture) and just that one executive being a dick to the show on purpose. I hope she's enjoying being old or dead now.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I could never make much sense out of why Venom had red and blue highlights hitting him from opposite sides, but it was even weirder that he seemed to have black lines crisscrossing his forearms which interrupt the highlights. but only in some episodes.
      also, why there's vertical lines separating only the second set of spider limbs on his chest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why there's vertical lines separating only the second set of spider limbs
        Are you not realizing those are his pectoral lines? Also those "dark marks" on his arms seem like coloring errors that seem to be shadows they wanted cast on his arm, but since there's a spotlight on his arm on that side, they shouldn't have been in there in the first place.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah I forgot they made the Goblin Gliders like 50ft in this show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was toyetic.

        I always wondered why the frick that guy has a seemingly jet-powered wheelchair
        I mean, why? Can't you just put an electric motor in the thing? Why does it need fricking turbine engines?

        unrestricted access to anything to prevent his legs from being liability, his father literally died.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >unrestricted access to anything to prevent his legs from being liability
          But I feel like having a jet powered wheelchair is kind of a huge liability. What happens if it breaks down, or sucks a rock into the turbine? It would be a pain in the ass to fix. And think of how often he must have to refuel it. Jet engines aren't exactly economical when it comes to fuel consumption. Not to mention the fact that he's going to be filling every room he's in with noxious exhaust gasses. If he drives around enough (or just sits there on idle for a while) he and Kingpin would drop dead from carbon monoxide poisoning.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is it a jet or scifi hovercraft tech?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There were the regular Goblin Gliders, which were the standard comics size, but there was also the big glider that the smaller glider could slot into. If you watch that webm, you can see Hobgobby launch the larger one to attack Spidey while flying around on the original, smaller one.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when he asked the symbiote to give him clothes like that guy from Aerosmith?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah, too MTV.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew until years later, that it was David Hayter who voiced Captain America.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He also showed up briefly in X-Men, the movie.
      Which he also wrote an early draft for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you forgetting he was also involved in parts of the final draft for X-2 as well? MGS1 was good despite Kojima's foibles in storytelling doing their damnedest to drag the game out even longer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I see MGS1 as the actual end of the original Metal Gear story. What came after was Kojima trying (and failing) to be a philosopher using the MG setting as his soapbox.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't actually seen any of the X-Men movies except Days of Future Past, and the two Deadpool movies. I rented the first movie once, but it had problems playing, presumably because of the disc, so I didn't get very far into it. I just know some trivia about it, like how David Hayter was involved, and how Joss Whedon tried to make a running joke about Toad being a smartass with Storm's "the same thing that happens to everything else" as a punchline, and that's why it's there and comes out of nowhere. And my knowledge of the other movies is also rather limited, and doesn't include any details about which parts you're referring to.

          I see MGS1 as the actual end of the original Metal Gear story. What came after was Kojima trying (and failing) to be a philosopher using the MG setting as his soapbox.

          I don't have the time or interest in explaining my Metal Gear opinions here, so I won't. I do have them though.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This cartoon single-handedly got me into Spider-Man, made Venom my favorite character and got me into comics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Somethings off here

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was this one which Carnage is able to stick mind controlling symbiotes to others? When I watched him doing that as a kid immediately made him my favourite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Carnage was a straight up killer for censor standards by stealing souls and after his defeat the symbiote found its way to a Spiderman who was going through a tough Clone Saga and became Spider-Carnage.

      For me, it's the Spider Slayers.

      For me, it's the Kingpin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god dammit there's no more roscoe lee brownes in the world, and we NEED them.
        classy, classically-trained actors with gravitas. especially black ones so you can be like "See? it's not race that makes you a thug, it's environment"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >For me, it's the Kingpin
        BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT

        ?si=QvWZOrIQHN_7SrvK

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they couldn't say blood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      double standards are a hell of a drug.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Blood and guns are too much for children
        >This is fine though
        I love the 90s

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yeah mutating into a spider isn't something any soccer mom can claim is something that happened to her kid, or that the cartoon forced her kid to do, or any other weird shit.
          It would be another decade or so before the concern was "getting kids too excited when mommy is hung over" and ratings started unironically listing "intensity" as a criteria for parental guidance. Can't expose those kids to intensity!
          Naw in the 90s, this was still good. in fact you could get away with minor gore if it was on a monster instead of a person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well it was in a song.
      Also, in one of the first episodes there's a joke where Peter says "it's in my blood" after getting a compliment about him being good at science, or something like that, so clearly they could use the word blood sometimes.

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