Spider-Boy

Bailey is great. His rogues gallery is fun so far. Simple as.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is part of his rogue gallery?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Madame monstrosity
      bowling ball guy I forget his name
      balloon guy
      an elephant, I think?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bowling guy is Gutterball. The elephant one is Hellifino.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hellifino

          >Hell if I know

          How the frick did I just now get that.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some people actually not getting that joke suddenly makes Madame Monstrosity being inspired by it seem way less ridiculous.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Madame monstrosity
        The mother of the mad scientist who created Scorpion, apparently.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people who want to frick him.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he can feel the lust for him through his psychic spider sense

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Cinemaphilentrarians and shota/co/ns like this character

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself. I like him because his comic leans towards dumb fun the way comics used to be.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        The first issue was silly and fun all-ages stuff. Not for everyone, but it was cute enough with good art by Paco Medina.

        It really feels like his gimmick should be multiple arms.

        His more monstrous multiple arms form is coming in Spider-Boy #4.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bailey would totally rock as the Predator for Halloween. Anyway, I'm look forward to this issue. It is a shame that it will be a while since it is monthly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cute shota can go full-on spider body horror
          As if he couldn't get any better.
          Though I wonder if they'll actually make it part of his story. There's already a thread of him feeling responsible to what happened to the other kid. Maybe getting angry or excessive use of his spider powers makes him transform more.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SB interacting with Miles
          oh boy

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am not surprised. I feel Slott and Marvel anticipated Miles rabid fanboys on Twitter will see Bailey as a replacement. In the Hellfire Gala storyline they have Miles say that he thinks Bailey is cool. The hate towards Bailey from them is very irrational.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >see younger kid as a replacement
              >have current version say new kid version is cool
              >"this hate is so irrational"
              fricking kek at shit coming around

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ages up miles in the movie
                >releases bailey
                lmao

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                aging up Miles was a mistake, he lost all the cute appeal

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he lost all the cute appeal
                True. Remember when he was acting zesty with Peter and getting molested by Venom?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                what hentai is this?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did that because normies have a hard time distinguish reality and fiction. If their favorite character does something then they accept it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to the synopsis for Spider-Boy #4, his monstrous form is called Boy-Spider so he can have his own Man-Spider plotline.
          >We’ve seen Spider-Boy "monster out" before…but who’s to say that's not his true form? Maybe he’s more spider than boy and it’s "Bailey Briggs" that's really his disguise? Join special guest star Miles Morales as he tracks down the terror that everyone's now calling…the Boy-Spider!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spiderboy's powers are actually a welcome change from Peter's

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. With the rest of the Humanimals being way more animal, it's not that Bailey isn't completely special and still has a more animal form.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder if he loses control of himself. The animal part of him wants to dominate over his human self.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to the synopsis for Spider-Boy #4, his monstrous form is called Boy-Spider so he can have his own Man-Spider plotline.
          >We’ve seen Spider-Boy "monster out" before…but who’s to say that's not his true form? Maybe he’s more spider than boy and it’s "Bailey Briggs" that's really his disguise? Join special guest star Miles Morales as he tracks down the terror that everyone's now calling…the Boy-Spider!

          For some reason this was my first thought.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't this concept art from Resident Evil?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't usually care for Spider copies but if he murders Spider-Token I'll give his book a shot.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not happening and you know it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope he gets popular enough to actually overshadow Miles.

          We had Man-Spider, so there will be a Boy-Spider.
          Also did Miles himself transformed at one point into a Man-Spider?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            I don't think Miles has.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lame. Further proof he's not a good character if he didn't get something like this as something to build up his character.

              > I hope he gets popular enough to actually overshadow Miles.
              I hope for this too anon

              First the Miles audience needs to cool down. They are particularly insufferable on YT. I mean they called me crazy when I said what Miles really is.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                YT is a mystery meat mutt hugbox.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They are particularly insufferable on YT. I mean they called me crazy when I said what Miles really is.
                Comics fans, especially on YouTube, are a different breed of moronic.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            > I hope he gets popular enough to actually overshadow Miles.
            I hope for this too anon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my buck breaking sense is tingling

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-Boy #3 cover. More monster stuff.

          Inked version of the Spider-Boy #4 cover.

          One of the reasons i wanted Bailey to bond with a symbiote was because i wanted to see how utterly grotesque and mangled he'd look infected by one. That, and a kid venom would be pretty neat. But after seeing these and learning of this guy's

          The reason there's art of them together is mainly because they're both shotas and this variant cover with them in the pose of that one Spider-Man vs Venom cover.

          existence, i now know that the idea is pretty unnecessary.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No no, it should still happen.
            Anon

            I'm telling you.
            Both ginger. Bailey should bond with the Carnage symbiote. Don't make him a full man but don't keep him fully shota sized either. Make him a lanky shota Carnage.

            is right.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lanky shota carnage
              so a teenager?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, still 10. Just slightly bigger than he is now. A bit meaner and hornier thanks to the symbiote too.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's buck breaking time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m Cinemaphilentrarian and shota/co/ns

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really feels like his gimmick should be multiple arms.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe...

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like his love interest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His spider-sense isn't going off from her trying to groom him
      Think of the implications here

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't have spider-sense, or rather not like Spider-Man's, his works by sensing that other people are in danger.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Peter Parker's works that way too, sometimes.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I still don't quite get how Spider-Boy's works, it seems to be related to objects that belong to people and he has premonitions about them being in danger.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when INNOCENT people are in trouble
                I’m pretty sure the Demons aren’t innocent Bailey

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bailey literally says that can't be right.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet his spider-sense is going off regardless, which he says happens when innocents are in danger

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it just operates on the lesser evil rule, I dunno.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just here for the Squirrel Girl. That and it is a fun silly comic.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s this kids deal? Is he a mutant, another spider bite, genetic experiment? Or is that part of the fun of this character, figuring all that out?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A woman named Madame Monstrosity that did a bunch of genetic experiments to make Humanimals gave Bailey spider DNA.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neat thanks man. Reminds me of Miguel and why he has his fangs, talons, and spinnerets.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah most people see him as most similar to Miguel in terms of powers.
          No webs or talons, but a paralyzing bite and being able to sprout extra eyes, even on the back of his head.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mr. O’Hara are you my dad?
            >I sure as shock hope not

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Considering how many woman want to frick Miguel in the comics he could have a lot of children out there.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, we all know that he's secretly the child of Ben Reilly and Stephanie Briggs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hey! This Motherfricker got them FAKE J's!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such a simple origin story yet so much better than almost every goddamn spider clone out there.
        >uhhh uhh le multiverse shieeeet
        >uuh uuhh the same spider who bit Peter akctually bit me toooo wheeee
        >being horny gives me powers =)

        Jesus Christ, I hate marvel comics.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah at least Ezekiel was part of a magic ritual like a fricking Indiana Jones movie to get his powers

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember I had an idea once for an alternate/Neo ultimate Spider-Man universe.
          The part of main plot hinged on how Oscorp and similar companies were trying to make more spider people as part of a shadowy plan to resurrect a near extinct alien species
          Peter and Cindy are the closest they’ve ever gotten to success so they want their blood

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Simple as.
    That's not even how that copypasta is used.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don’t you see with all of these spider-people Ben Reilly was just redundant, we HAD to completely ruin his character!
    >now don’t forget to pick up at least four copies each of the fifty variant covers we have to celebrate our brand new character Spider-Boy, True Believers!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel did Ben pretty dirty. No argument.

      if anyone needs to be the REAL spider-man when peter retires it's him.

      Part of me wishes that Bailey is actually Benjy Parker (Peter's son) from the future or another universe, hence the red hair, and that the picture Spider-Boy kept in his locker at F.E.A.S.T of his mom was Mary Jane. There's also been more than a few hints dropped that Spider-Boy is keeping secrets from Peter, and seemed about to reveal some of them in Superior #1. But I doubt we're getting that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bailey will be the key to undoing OMD. Screencap this.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hope so

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be something to see

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to interact with Aunt May some more. The flashback was so wholesome.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    if anyone needs to be the REAL spider-man when peter retires it's him.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone read the first issue of the new Superior Spider-Man run? Bailey makes an appearance in it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't, I still need to get my copy of the first issue of Spider-Boy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got the pages where he shows up?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't, I still need to get my copy of the first issue of Spider-Boy

      Here is a link to the first issue.
      https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140613414/#140613414

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him more than Miles

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a comicstorian vid about Spider-Boy recently, where all the comments where basically shitting on Spider-Boy but simping for Miles wiener. Why are normies so attracted to Black folk, even as token characters?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      His first issue is almost literally like a point for point recreation of any one of Cinemaphile's lists of how to not frick up like they did for Miles so that makes sense.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess: Miles is going to take Bailey in

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm
    shota MC

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NEEDS CORRECTION

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what a weak will you must have!
      Otto he's 12 years old or something.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's younger that 12 actually

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he punch the child?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually no.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brainwashing
      >corruption
      >needs correction

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is his origin exactly? All I know is that Slott wrote "Oh his history was completely removed from the timeline but he was always supposed to be in 616!". Also does no one care that a fricking ten year old is a superhero? That's incredibly irresponsible

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A female scientist kidnapped him and mixed him with a spider.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything else? Going to need a bit more context/detail

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter does care but Bailey says he feels obligated to help people because of his spider sense. It is why Peter takes him as a sidekick to make sure he doesn't get hurt.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's incredibly irresponsible and stupid.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          While true, what is more irresponsible, letting the kid who's gonna keep trying to be a super hero try and do so behind your back until they get badly hurt or killed, or trying to protect them despite themselves and keeping them out of the fire?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also does no one care that a fricking ten year old is a superhero?
      It's commented on near-constantly. Spider-Man flat out rejected Bailey at first because of his age and goes out of his way to keep him away from really dangerous villains. Both Electro, Mirage, and Mr. Negative call out Spidey for having a kid around.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's kind of my hang up. Slott doesn't seem to get that by pointing out the stupid it doesn't validate it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the alternative?
          >it's too dangerous for Bailey to do hero stuff
          >but his spider sense specifically is about sensing when OTHER people are in danger, not himself
          >so he'd have a constant feeling of being able to help others, but not be allowed to
          The only results are Bailey doing hero stuff on his own which is more dangerous, or going insane from the guilt if he stayed put.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The alternative is not making the shitty character to begin with

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              But enough about Miles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny you mention this because a lot of the problems people state about Miles are applicable for Bailey.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The main difference being that Bailey doesn't go around calling himself Spider-Man.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bailey doesn't exist to represent his race.

                Slott, is that you? Your creation is fricking shit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slott should be locked in a cuck cage and forced to make more Spider-Boy stories for all eternity. It's the only worthwhile thing he's ever done off the top of my head.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Worthwhile? Jesus Christ what the frick is wrong with you people?

                They really aren't.
                >Contributes to Peter's character rather than jockeying for his narrative position
                >Unique name and powers instead of just trying to be Peter but better
                >Actually maintains the common theme though of being down on your luck but doing good for others with your power rather than having everything be perfect and kind of just fricking around.
                >Has his own rogue's gallery rather than just trying to use Peter's endlessly.
                >Actually a likeable little kid who has a good dynamic with Peter on top of that.
                >Just kinda exists with regular levels of new character shilling rather than an endless fricking forced deluge
                Bailey unironically is like if someone took Miles as a "what not to fricking do" list so far. Slott can and probably will frick this up but as of now Spider-Boy is alright.

                There's nothing good about Bailey, and it's really just showing how many sickos are on Cinemaphile

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, I'm sure they're gonna show Miles getting gaped in 4K in the next movie, no need to act up.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont give a hot shit about Miles. Stop deflecting

                >There's nothing good about Bailey

                ?si=TIjv1TsZW10SlY-C

                Found the pedo

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sees small boy
                >immediately thinks of pedophilia
                Anon...

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey man. It's not their fault that their privates feel all weird and tingly when they see a young athletic boy in a form fitting suit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's nothing good about Bailey

                ?si=TIjv1TsZW10SlY-C

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bailey doesn't exist to represent his race.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They really aren't.
                >Contributes to Peter's character rather than jockeying for his narrative position
                >Unique name and powers instead of just trying to be Peter but better
                >Actually maintains the common theme though of being down on your luck but doing good for others with your power rather than having everything be perfect and kind of just fricking around.
                >Has his own rogue's gallery rather than just trying to use Peter's endlessly.
                >Actually a likeable little kid who has a good dynamic with Peter on top of that.
                >Just kinda exists with regular levels of new character shilling rather than an endless fricking forced deluge
                Bailey unironically is like if someone took Miles as a "what not to fricking do" list so far. Slott can and probably will frick this up but as of now Spider-Boy is alright.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bailey is accused of a bunch of shit that is flat out wrong, chiefly that he is meant to replace Miles. This is hilariously stupid because anyone saying it is all but flat out saying that Miles is just Peter's sidekick. He also isn't a mary sue (aside for how he's being introduced as having been there the whole time) because he doesn't beat villains that are above his weight and actively accepts and acknowledges that Peter won't let him fight in the big leagues. He also doesn't have a million unique powers, he has his own version of Spider-sense and the monster spider aspect but on the whole he's just a junior Spider-man, he doesn't even have web shooters right now. Not to mention his first solo gave him several unique villains, something Miles couldn't claim for a majority of his existence. It helps that two of Bailey's villains are directly tied to his backstory, which outside of Rabble (who fricking sucks motivations wise) I can't say about Miles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >chiefly that he is meant to replace Miles
                In a just world he would. He'd get revenge for all the gingers replaced by dyslexic Hollywood execs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like it's new for Marvel

  16. 6 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    >Bailey is sexy
    Yeah We know

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are the other shota marvel heroes or enemy?
    shota venom, shota lizard, etc.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fella, there's another possibility you are missing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that is?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          out of 10

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fella, there's another possibility you are missing

      and that is?

      I want Shota Hulk, a kid who actually likes being one and not in the she-hulk kind of way.
      (AI slop for example)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there a bunch of variant covers released recently about 'what if X had a sidekick?' With like, The Thing and Magento and Ghost Rider?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Lately they confirmed the sidekick for Storm is going to be in X-Men

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope this concept becomes canon. The design is cute.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope this concept doesn't become canon. The design is horrible.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm telling you.
      Both ginger. Bailey should bond with the Carnage symbiote. Don't make him a full man but don't keep him fully shota sized either. Make him a lanky shota Carnage.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shota Supremacy shall save Spider Man

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you people are the white equivalent of Miles Morales fans

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people who like Miles hate Bailey
    >people who like Bailey hate Miles
    Clearly the end-game is the two of them ending up in a gay relationship together.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m indifferent to Miles

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How for the important question; who tops?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        bailey
        miles is a pussy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miles tops, but Bailey is the dominant one, so he powerbottoms.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bailey
        since Miles wanna be buck breaked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting Spider-Boy and Miles arguing if MJ wants BBC or BSC.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused, when does Peni show up?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soon (TM). Spider-Rex will be first

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still hoping for Spider-Boy vs Stegron and Sauron at some point.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope it happens eventually.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Boy #3 cover. More monster stuff.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one is fricking cool. There has to be a Venom issue in the future. There has to.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There definitely will be one. Venom is everywhere like Peter himself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inked version of the Spider-Boy #4 cover.

      Good lord I hope he keeps pulling out more body horror

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're probably right but I dream that Slott will cash in all of his blackmail he usually uses to keep OMD canon and just have Bailey kill Miles or send him back to 1610.

        It won't fricking happen but I can dream.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inked version of the Spider-Boy #4 cover.

      >there's a news headline about Spider-Boy being a monster cause of how he bit Electro
      >all the other Humanimals Madame Monstrosity has made are far more animal than human
      >these covers
      Definitely feeling like Bailey is going to really spider-out at some point and really wrestle with thinking he's a genuine monster.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inked version of the Spider-Boy #4 cover.

      HE'S MORBING

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inked version of the Spider-Boy #4 cover.

      This is really cool. Is he turning into a monster? I will read it if he goes full feral

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inked version of the Spider-Boy #4 cover.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bailey looks like he's about to crack Miles's everything open and then frick the innards.

      Based.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god they're gonna have Miles be better than Peter by showing him as a better mentor

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Bailey ends up revealing that he can straight up transform into a spider-monstrosity.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll give him points for actually having his own villains from the beginning instead of just using Pete’s.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The knee looks really fricked up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Learning anatomy is for bigots, chudley

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually wild that Bailey has a rogues gallery and Miles still doesn't after all these years.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has neckbeards

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did a new issue come out?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latest that came out was Bailey being in issue 1 of Superior Spider-Man. Issue 2 of Bailey's ongoing will come out next month.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-Boy #2 comes out December 20th.
        There’s also a webtoon featuring Bailey that starts in January.

        Alright, was afraid that i missed any new content staring the little guy, he's growing on me.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No problem. He was good in the first issue of Superior.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Boy #2 comes out December 20th.
      There’s also a webtoon featuring Bailey that starts in January.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balloon Man is the best villain so far in Bailey's rogue gallery

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really is. Both in terms of potential and humor.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I look forward to seeing him adapted. His high pitch voice can only been done in a different medium to show how much it sucks to be him.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's order of Spider-Boy appearances? I know he had some cameos before his origin comic that explains he's an interdimentional anomoly.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is everything he has been in so far which started off in adjectiveless Spider-Man by Dan Slott.
      >Spider-Man #7
      >Spider-Man #8
      >Spider-Man #9
      >Edge of Spider-Verse #3
      >Spider-Man #10
      >Spider-Man #11
      >Spider-Boy #1
      >Superior Spider-Man (2023) #1
      Bailey is supposedly going to make an appearance in ASM for the Gang War storyline. I am not sure.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        are all these issues must read or can I just read his series? does anything important happen to him in the superior run? he seems like a fun character and I like the fact that he can't web sling (or so I've heard).

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those issues give more information about Bailey. I recommend it.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee Boy, Coffee Boy. Takes a Coffee dump on a Coffee toy.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmm, Beni.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's all the stuff

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, there's a lot of stuff though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will Peni get paralyzed from his fang venom?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope so. Imagine all the things that Bailey could do to a helpless, paralyzed Peni. Like draw on her face or steal her robot (with Spider's help) So many depraved things.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unconscious girl
          >redhead
          >giant robot
          I can already see where this is going.

          super shotas in skintight costumes with small bulges

          It's kinda crazy they let him get away with that. But the original Robin wore a fricking speedo, so I guess anything goes.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did they ever actually draw a bulge?

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    super shotas in skintight costumes with small bulges

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super shotas in schoolgirl uniforms

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make it big ones and you got it.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey is for:

    https://files.catbox.moe/7c83vv.png

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please do not lewd Spider-Shota.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, I'm sorry.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >freckles all over his body
      >those pubes growing in
      >fricking himself with a dildo in that pose
      >tearing up in pleasure
      Whew. That's some amazing stuff. The only thing I don't get is why he's getting off to bondage stuff specifically?

      Okay, I'm sorry.

      Don't listen to that guy. He's gay.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, I'm sorry.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never seen this one before. Where'd you get this rare Bailey?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113514103

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Catbox?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113514103

          >aw these are cute baileys
          >let me just check out this li-
          GOOD GOD HES HUGE

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oooough well endowed little Spider-Boy

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair some of the covers kind of give him a bulge. I guess with the skintight spider suits you can't really avoid that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Strong spider thighs too.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, he's always jumping around because he doesn't have his own web shooters. It's like doing squats 24/7.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            A side effect of the forced mutation.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only thing I don't get is why he's getting off to bondage stuff specifically
        I like to think that while he was being experimented on by Madam Monstrosity, he was constantly getting tied up and restrained in various humiliating positions. His trauma now manifests in an affinity for bondage, bdsm stuff.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a very based and OUHpilled opinion anon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >evil scientist lady who ties you up experiments on you and forces you to call her mommy
          Poor kid's gonna be so confused.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holly molly, not even usually into this sorta thing and this lights my fire.
      Have you drawn other Bailey/Squirrel Girl things before?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's finally making webs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha imagine if she sucked his wiener haha as a joke of course

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        her blowjobs must be all teeth

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You will never get molested by Doreen and get bite scars all over your dick and body
          Comics and Cartoons for this feel?

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with Marvel and shotas lately?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only thing the audience gets excited for any more

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it works for me.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wow, you want me to make us a violin?
          Got a chuckle.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      I was about to say.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you free him Spider-Man? He was having fun. Does Peter just hate whimsy? What a villain.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that mouth
      cute

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's just a silly little guy

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna post some Spider-Boy concepts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              And that's it.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Using exclusively primary colors helps make him look more "childish" so it was a good choice.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Galvantula Palette

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one's the best. The mask is fricking killer.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just the Raimi Goblin mask. You can see his mouth behind the mechanical fangs when it opens up.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Smaller mask that covers the upper face and frontal lobe with a detaching jaw section
          VS
          >a whole ass fricking helmet with a connected jaw and opening mouth plate.
          Anon you might be blind.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said I didn't like it. I just prefer a cloth like mask with spider lenses over the mechanical faceplates that move they tried in the initial concept.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the bagginess of it too, helps make him seem scrawnier. But I guess Spider-People got to have skin tight costumes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man. Bailey's plenty scrawny I think.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bailey should be quipping like Sonic.
          >Aw yeah! This is happening!
          >Hey, I'll play with you some other time!
          >Let's blast through with spider speed!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Let's blast through with spider speed!
            God damn it I laughed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      where are these from?

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have some more Spider-Boy art I found though.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you find this dangling outside your door one night
      What do you do?

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oooooough dangling shota

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Bailey jumping at you like this and then clinging to your face.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such is the stuff of dreams.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one. It's like Bailey is cartoonishly flung away from an explosion he accidentally caused.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the bulge?

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this artstyle for his comics the most, it has the nicest showing of Bailey with fluffy ginger hair and eyebrows and it gives his face a nice smattering of freckles that actually look like freckles.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time you heard some fun wordplay jokes in a Spider-Man comic?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shotas and symbiotes go really well together. I'm a big fan.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Him and Bailey should explore each other's bodies. Shota and older teen is an extremely based pairing.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spoiler
          Well you gotta start somewhere.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bailey is essentially has his own Rhino through Hellifino. When will he get his own Green Goblin?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When will he get his own Green Goblin?
        The Emerald Elf

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Instead of the Shocker he fights the Shaker.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is his super power?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              He shakes the ground itself with his sweet dance moves. Bailey defeats him by winning the twerk-off and crushing his spirit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's a petty criminal known for his dastardly move, the Thug Shaker.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably my bias talking but seeing as they're giving Bailey some old-school mad scientist types, I'd just give him the Iron Cross Army from the Spider-Man toku so he has something as wacky as him to deal with.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bailey beats up a band for playing an annoying song that assaults his spider sense

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, you don't understand! They're MUTANTS!
            >...Dude. Not cool. I didn't think you were like that.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you catch him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if he lands on his ass on my face

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What storylines do you think Spider-Boy should be involved in? Silly low stakes adventures or more mature stories with the stakes that Peter and Miles generally handle?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love romance with Mile Morales

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love romance with Peni Parker.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry.
          In seriousness, most Spider-Man stories should be silly, low stakes adventures. Spider-Man should only get higher stakes for events and stuff that aren't centered around him.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            IMO I don't mind high stakes serious Spider-Man stories. I like the drama and crime fighting.
            Although the thing that really makes a good issue of Spider-Man is a kino cover.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love romance with Peni Parker.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute. I like how they look in the Peanuts style.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ho old is Peni? Not that I'm opposed to the idea, but my only knowledge of Peni is from Spiderverse and I know better than to trust movies as to what is and isn't canon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is inconsistent. One of the comics she is 12 while other times she is apparently 14 to reference the age of the Evangelion cast.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reference the age of the Evangelion cast
            God DAMNIT! I Fricking hate seeing that Fricking franchise everytime I turn my head!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair but that's almost explicitly the point of the original Peni

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know Peni is an EVA reference, I just fricking hate EVABlack folk.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shinji looks weird

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://twitter.com/languidHermit
                He looks like Scott pilgrim a little bit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He does if he was drawn in a different style.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That look Asuka is giving Peni
                what did she mean by that?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                she hates the japanese

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The same age or slightly older than Miles. Same as the film. She's just short.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fourteen in all of her appearances.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's the great pumpkin, Bailey Briggs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy have a place where he posts his stuff I wanna properly Credit him when I share his cute art.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could just retweet the art instead of reposting it.
              https://twitter.com/languidHermit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're going to post the art here, the most hassle-free way to credit the artist is to put the sauce in the filename

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except for that brief scene where they explain to her that her dad is dead and then shove her in the robot.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bless Gerard Way for creating Peni.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low stakes with the occasional bigger cross-event that he has a bit part in. Last thing we need is another Poochie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to get into new stories when they are lighthearted and don't involve multiversal crossovers and complex lore that is explained across 7 different comic series. If Marvel plans to make Spider-Boy a kid-friendly IP aimed to introduce new readers to comics they should keep things simple.

      It’s time to admit his outfit is ugly and needs a redesign
      Monster Bailey is cool though

      I like his outfit because it looks like an onesie or a Spider-Man cosplay designed by a kid (like Bailey).

      Quick! Come up with an original villain appropriate for Spider-Boy's rogues gallery!

      A mechanic who secretly has been turning the animatronics of theme parks, toy stores and pizza places into robots under his control that he uses to rob said places and cause a mess. And every time Bailey defeats him its revealed that he's another robot being remotely controlled.
      Also make Gutterball Bailey's "Larry from Gumball", a villain who changes his theme every time he appears.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A mechanic who secretly has been turning the animatronics of theme parks, toy stores and pizza places into robots under his control that he uses to rob said places and cause a mess. And every time Bailey defeats him its revealed that he's another robot being remotely controlled.
        Kids do love the FNAF.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what would make him a terrible enemy. He could have spy robots on every Chuck E. Cheese, Toys R Us and even in the bedroom of a kid who bought a corrupted furby, and Bailey would have to be careful among them to avoid revealing his identity.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a fricking Five Nights at Freddy's reference?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly low stakes and one and one adventures. Very Golden Age or Silver Age style with a pinch of weirdness. I'd also continue having a backup two-part story in every issue (or if the main story is a two part adventure, making the backups one and done for the duration).

      It's easier to get into new stories when they are lighthearted and don't involve multiversal crossovers and complex lore that is explained across 7 different comic series. If Marvel plans to make Spider-Boy a kid-friendly IP aimed to introduce new readers to comics they should keep things simple.

      [...]
      I like his outfit because it looks like an onesie or a Spider-Man cosplay designed by a kid (like Bailey).

      [...]
      A mechanic who secretly has been turning the animatronics of theme parks, toy stores and pizza places into robots under his control that he uses to rob said places and cause a mess. And every time Bailey defeats him its revealed that he's another robot being remotely controlled.
      Also make Gutterball Bailey's "Larry from Gumball", a villain who changes his theme every time he appears.

      >A mechanic who secretly has been turning the animatronics of theme parks, toy stores and pizza places into robots under his control that he uses to rob said places and cause a mess. And every time Bailey defeats him its revealed that he's another robot being remotely controlled.
      That's actually a fun idea anon. And it's the exact type of villain that Bailey should have.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oops. One and done. Not one and one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The return of skip

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bailey seems to exist just for low stakes stuff.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Boy should get a part time job at a pizza place that's clearly exploiting Bailey for cheap child labour so we can have a story about Bailey fighting crime around the city while trying desperately not to ruin some guy's pizza.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping he ends up working at the Daily Bugle as a newsboy, or even for Jameson at his media company where podcasts. I'd love to see the two of them interact. And yeah, Bailey should wear clip-on ties on the job.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So cute!
        ToT ToT ToT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needs a shitty part-time job to make a little extra cash and to suffer the indignities of being a wagie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pider-Boy should get a part time job at a pizza place that's clearly exploiting Bailey for cheap child labour
      But in exchange he gets a free slice and a pop every workday.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick he's 10, they totally could get away with ripping him off like that.
        Makes me think Bailey being homeless after everyone forgetting about him should have lasted longer.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Makes me think Bailey being homeless after everyone forgetting about him should have lasted longer.
          Technically he still is. FEAST is a homeless shelter.

          >we finally got this madman, to think, with all his genius he just wanted to make dinosaurs...
          >wait what
          >yeah. he wanted to create new dinosaurs instead of using his power for good
          >...
          >BAILEY WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO

          based and dinopilled

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh frick he's 10, they totally could get away with ripping him off like that.
          When he got the bowling alley pass he wanted to know if it came with free food. He totally would.
          >send your cutest delivery boy

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s time to admit his outfit is ugly and needs a redesign
    Monster Bailey is cool though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You take that back!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuh uh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ugly in the way a costume designed by a child would be, so it's fitting.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey needs a canon event with Skip

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skip will be his Green Goblin.
      >the redhead is GAPING

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a non zero chance that Spider-Boy will do Fortnite dances in the future

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to have fought Sauron at least once.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we finally got this madman, to think, with all his genius he just wanted to make dinosaurs...
        >wait what
        >yeah. he wanted to create new dinosaurs instead of using his power for good
        >...
        >BAILEY WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who's in Bailey's harem?
    Black Cat is obvious enough.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      MJ spoils him like a rich aunt.
      And gives him handjobs when she notices he's having some "grown up issues."

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    an actual sucessor unlike that one mantle thief of color skin
    also
    >whe need a Milf rouge that always make it so Bailey bites her and then makes an orgasm expresion

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      please drawgays would you

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to get molested by Felicia.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey was great in the first issue of Superior Spider-Man.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Bailey.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if we will see Bailey during his time away from Doc Ock.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the implication on this page is that Bailey was crying under the mask? I don't blame him if he heard these things from someone he cares about.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like it. Then in the bottom panel he's clinging to the chick with the red hair (don't blame him).

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Was Bailey crying under the mask?
          Yes. It is why he is stuttering and rubs his eyes in the next panel. What I find really sad is that he just takes the abuse and blames himself for disappointing Peter (Doc Ock).

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is the implication on this page is that Bailey was crying under the mask?
          Absolutely. But Bailey seems like the type to go
          >N-No! Shut up!
          If you ever brought it up.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the actual frick is the Thing with the pink hair?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently it is just a power suit modelled after the Thing worn by someone Ben knows.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >goes to the one that can do BDSM shit with her hair

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just realized something. If Bailey's mother is Stephanie Briggs, who is a redhead, then Bailey went to the nearest person that reminded him of her for comfort.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            OUUUUUUUH
            DEVELOPING MOMCON TENDENCIES THAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BUT ONLY KNOWS THAT HE LIKES REDHEADED WOMEN A LOT FOR SOME REASON
            OUUUUUUUH

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >will you be my mommy

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Bailey is the son of Ben and Stephanie then he would see Peter and MJ as the parents he didn't have.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What issue of what comic?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superior Spider-Man (2023) #1
          You can read it here.

          [...]
          Here is a link to the first issue.
          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140613414/#140613414

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You will never be Spider-Man!
      Miguel possessed Ock there for a sec.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      good damn, he's spider-BOY, whats wrong with peter?
      he should be sayin that to Fricking MILES the fricker keeps sayin "im spider-MAN" every frickign comic
      why are they even make peter a child puncher? the frick is wrong with marvel ???

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not Peter. It is Doc Ock back when he possessed his body, and larped as Spider-Man as Superior Spider-Man.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Complaining about a comic you know fricking nothing about
        If you didn't know even without context that's Otto...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a punch

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why are they even make peter a child puncher?

        He already canonically beat the shit out of a pregnant MJ and left her fricked up before running off. What's a little emotional abuse of a child?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bailey gets paired with Superior and told he's garbage and will never be Spider-Man
      But Miles...

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >redhead shota with freckles and messy hair and gap/buck teeth
      Oddly specific to my tastes

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey desperately needs more shotas to hang out with

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dylan Brock and Normie Osborn would be perfect.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dylan Brock and Normie Osborn would be perfect.

      Send Bailey to Normie's prep school as a Tony Stark-style scholarship for hobo kids like Normie's friend from Red Goblin, Tim Anders. Could be a total fish out of water situation while Bailey buddies up over time with Normie (and later Dylan and Bren/Toxin).

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Bren Waters.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks wild and silly.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shota bait.

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those that missed it, here's a Spider-Boy #2 preview:

    https://aiptcomics.com/2023/11/10/exclusive-marvel-first-look-spider-boy-2/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We back, Taskmaster bros.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needs more freckles. The other artist for Spider-Boy had the best Bailey. Peak fluffy hair and amount of freckles.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh this one is about Taskmaster trying to steal super adaptoid for an evil richie rich but only got a small part of it so they turn it into a marvel legend

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        source trust me bro

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fricking laser gun from Fallout

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit it really is the laser rifle from Fallout. Awesome.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit Bethesda's gonna sue

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >The fricking laser gun from Fallout

      Now I want to see Bailey drawn as a vault dweller with his trusty laser rifle.

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taskmaster should have just used a stealthboy to sneak up on Captain America.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better yet, put a pot over his head so he doesn't see anything while Tasky goes around and loots the Helicarrier.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >put a pot over his head
          Is this actually a thing in Fallout?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was more of a Skyrim thing as I think there aren't big enough buckets in Fallout.

            ?si=6tcHS-JiEs3TMjIg&t=34

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            A carryover from Skyrim.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there going to be a bonus story with this issue?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There will indeed. Part 2 of the backup from issue #1. The Thanksgiving Parade Santa joins the fight against Balloon Man's monsters.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Santa's bag doubles as a howitzer
          That's just precious

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >santa dying in this fight is baileys uncle ben
          I WARNED YOU ABOUT CANON EVENTS BRO!!!!
          I TOLD YOU DOG!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >balloon man kills santa
            Midneto could never

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to tell Task that's not how you hold a sword.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shame those pics are like, some of the worst censor effects I've ever seen.

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Bailey is scared of spiders?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a non zero chance that Spider-Boy will do Fortnite dances in the future

      I'm sorry.
      In seriousness, most Spider-Man stories should be silly, low stakes adventures. Spider-Man should only get higher stakes for events and stuff that aren't centered around him.

      Love romance with Peni Parker.

      I hope so. Imagine all the things that Bailey could do to a helpless, paralyzed Peni. Like draw on her face or steal her robot (with Spider's help) So many depraved things.

      I dunno, there's a lot of stuff though.

      Anyone have the one where they do the "no barrel, after you" pose while fighting MODOK?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so much better than gays trying to foist Miles off on her to get him off Gwen.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, Miles should end up with nobody like he deserves.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt he would be scared but it could probably be funny.

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on them?
    https://twitter.com/0027Woo/status/1691223605806608386

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad. I have no idea why left is from feudal Japan though.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        His creator is a mangaka Marvel hired and he wanted to inject Japanese culture with symbiotes.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah

          cool

          Manga is eating comic books for lunch so it's not surprising.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Kid Venom. A character from the Extreme Venomverse/Death of the Venomverse event where it had characters meeting people in different universes who acquired the Venom symbiote. Kintaro was in feudal Japan and bonded with Venom.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The reason there's art of them together is mainly because they're both shotas and this variant cover with them in the pose of that one Spider-Man vs Venom cover.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we made pants
            >but cut out the sides
            oh Japan

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know why they do it but I like it

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made for /ss/.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon he's 10.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Out of 10!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does he like to play with?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          dinosaurs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't like to play with spider-men?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              spider-dinos

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clever girl.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                is there a spider-raptor? i know there's a spider-rex

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly he's cute. Marvel might be dropping the ball at every opportunity when it comes to writing lately but whoever's pushing the shotas at that company deserves a raise.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For those of you who like seeing Bailey go monstrous you're in luck.
      Also sorry but I can't tell you what the notes say. Can't read moonrunes.

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bailey if he were ballin'

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >VENOMED.COM

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People got real upset at this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember. That shit was just sad to watch unfold.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People got real upset at this.

      I remember. That shit was just sad to watch unfold.

      What happened?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        People didn't like that the artist drew Bailey alongside other Spider-People. That's it. They just hate the idea someone genuinely likes Bailey enough to include him in a group picture (that image Anon posted is just a small part of original image).

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's the full pic.
          And yeah, what the other anon said. There was at the very least half of the replies being seething about Bailey in some way or another.
          Some people just gave suggestions for other additions, but a lot of it was
          >I can't believe you put him before (insert character, 98% of the time from the Spiderverse movies, here)
          or
          >naaaaaah get that fraud out of there

          What makes Miles fans so insecure that makes them act like that even though almost every currently relevant piece of mainstream Spider-Man media is directly pandering to them?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What makes Miles fans so insecure
            Deep down they know that the detractors are right.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's the full pic.
        And yeah, what the other anon said. There was at the very least half of the replies being seething about Bailey in some way or another.
        Some people just gave suggestions for other additions, but a lot of it was
        >I can't believe you put him before (insert character, 98% of the time from the Spiderverse movies, here)
        or
        >naaaaaah get that fraud out of there

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find their lack of Miguel disturbing.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is Carnage doing there?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being a hanger-on orbiter.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gwen's hips compared to every other girl
          100% a troony

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          post the link to all the hate comments

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit check out those shota legs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the full pic.
      And yeah, what the other anon said. There was at the very least half of the replies being seething about Bailey in some way or another.
      Some people just gave suggestions for other additions, but a lot of it was
      >I can't believe you put him before (insert character, 98% of the time from the Spiderverse movies, here)
      or
      >naaaaaah get that fraud out of there

      he thick

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        strong thighs from jumping all day

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey no that's too much pan'd cake!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really doesn't look like the body of a kid, looks like a chiselled midget

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his stunt double.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey belongs to Peter B Parker (bottom)

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the hate for miles? We can have both

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone understands

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      culture war cucks still haven't realized that they lost

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would Bailey view Miles as like a cool older brother?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Older? Yes
        A brother? Yes
        Cool? Probably not. Bailey's a street kid, he'd be very aware of the duplicitous treachery inherent in every nignog he'd encounter.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and then he can turn into a full monsters spider and lose all respects even from Miles. That could mind break Bailey to the point he can never go back to human form. Before fully losing himself he tries to suicide but the other spidermen have a change of hearts and stop him. In the they keep Bailey around as a brainless monster pet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be fun if Bailey had a lighthearted nickname for Miles to poke fun at how there's two Spider-Men running around. Like "Player 2" or something.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We'll see in a couple of months.

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons I need you to understand my vision.
    Her.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh baby

      Loved that show shame it only did one season.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like she would mommy Bailey just a bit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What as like his mom? It would be pretty cool ngl as like a sort of deep cut reference

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking something very different.

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And her. Both fawning over Bailey.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bailey should exclusively fight goofy males and mature females as his villains.

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ough..

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanna put your nuts in my mouth

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        but who is saying that to ho?

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick! Come up with an original villain appropriate for Spider-Boy's rogues gallery!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lady Chimera.
      Experimented in the same lab as Bailey, she's like a mish-mash of animal powers, not unlike Super Skrull.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big Mama
      A single mother who, after a freak accident, gained the ability to overheat her body, removing moisture from the air around her. She tragically killed her only son after accidentally suffocating him to death with her own powers.
      After going insane from grief, she starts kidnapping young boys to build herself a big family and develops an unhealthy obsession with Bailey, constantly wanting to hold him and hug him, which is of course hazardous to him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-Rex
      Standing for Boy Rex, another Madame Monstrosity experiment. Bailey has a bit of envy for him getting dino powers, but also wants to help him, maybe letting him get a human form like Bailey too.
      Though I imagine that plot point of 'helping one of the experiments' is going to be done with Hellifino.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needs a villain that does goofy shit like PS1 Venom.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It could be some sort of digital cyber-villain that is always depicted as a janky PS1 model and spouts outdated catchphrases.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know we just a Spider-Man game but I would love a low budget comic booky video game starring Bailey now that games have been mentioned.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spider-boy villain that constantly asks if the circus is in town when he sees bailey
          Something something smaller games with worse graphics

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a meta gag to the Clone Saga, maybe an Anubis/Wepwawet based villain who wants to end the ever-growing mass of Spiders and Bailey's just the straw that broke the camel's back.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skip Wescott after he he escaped from prison. He calls himself The Corrector

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prince Mobster
      A delinquent son of an Italian Mafia Boss around Bailey's age causing trouble on the streets. Basically a Bully-type Kid villain that Spider-boy can butt heads with from time to time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alternatively, Princepin.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's a way better name than one i thought of.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            let me guess
            KidPin

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              nope, Little Don Don

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can he have lobster powers?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess? The idea was that, as the heir to a crime family he would use a metal bat covered in barbed wire and firearms plus his fathers men to keep with/overwhelm Bailey. Think Mr.Y from streets of rage 4, but as a 10-year old.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The idea of a kid mobster villain mostly put me in the mind of like, a more comedic set up. Though of course he has plenty of that already. The image it conjured up to me was of some brat trying to play at being a mobster, and being humored by his father and the rest of the city cause, you know, he's a kid but also his dad is mobster with his fingers in everything. I guess like Ed Wuncler the Third.

            Then he'd, like that one powerpuff girl villain, just try and make up his own villain persona and buy all sorts of shit to try and beat Spider-Boy.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda what i was going for, i'm not exactly good with putting my thoughts to paper. He's a kid, so he wouldn't be a danger to anybody except other kids. Hence why i said "Bully-type villain", unless Slott decides to send Bailey to school in which case he'd be an actual Bully villain. Is what i'm saying make sense?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just suggested Lobster powers because it rhymed with mobster and I think it would be cute and silly for a mob brat to want to give spidey the clamps.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Himself, have the spider side of him gain control for a bit and he goes on a killing spree, give him a Mister Hyde.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one correct answer. HE WEARS TWO WATCHES BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS TIME TO DIDDLE

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Repulsive. Miles is a parasite.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can be Spider’s boy parasite and suck his wiener instead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ginger
      >Black person

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will he ever be included in any cartoons or games?

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which has more hate?
    Cinemaphile for Miles or literally everyone else for Spider-Boy?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Boy hate is toothless and petty, mostly by people who are entertained by the movie equivalent of jangling keys in front of their faces and insecure Miles fans, all five of them.
      Miles hate is organic and justified. It's more intense, because it's perpetuated by actual Spider-Man fans. There's no comparison to be made.

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's Madame Monstrosity's deal and why didn't Peter or Miles ever deal with a lady making horrific mutant slaves in New York?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So what's Madame Monstrosity's deal
      /ss/ and transformation/furry fetish
      >why didn't Peter or Miles
      Too busy being black/being cucked by Paul

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she create her ultimate nemesis? Is she stupid?

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Boy sucks just as much as Miles, both shit characters meant to capitalize on Spider-Man as a name for different reasons though I guess the shota isn't as blatantly dishonest about it

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how it feels enjoying Miles and Bailey in 2023

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >average bailey briggs fan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That tongue was made to taste shotas

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love Ultimate Venom's design but Ultimate Eddie is a douchebag with none of mainline Eddie's redeeming qualities. Though wasn't he supposed to be a dark reflection of Ultimate Peter if he didn't have someone like his uncles and friends and was obsessed with his father's legacy?

      Here's the full pic.
      And yeah, what the other anon said. There was at the very least half of the replies being seething about Bailey in some way or another.
      Some people just gave suggestions for other additions, but a lot of it was
      >I can't believe you put him before (insert character, 98% of the time from the Spiderverse movies, here)
      or
      >naaaaaah get that fraud out of there

      Venom, Anti-Venom and Carnage in shoes are truly bizarre.

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to bite me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Boy.
    Spider-Boy.
    Is so poor he'll be your toy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Boy? More like Spider-Rentboy

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    help me spider-sho- I mean spider-boy this dastardly evil doer said that if we don't kiss then the bomb strapped to me will explode and level the city

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad he wasn't crossbred with the spider that gives you raging hard-ons when it bites you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want Bailey to bite me then sit on my chest and act all smug about catching me while his venom works its magic.

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still think Bailey should be a skateboarding or extreme sports nut.

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