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Miles is cool and a good Spider-Man
Spider-Gwen is a biofem and a welcome improvement over Classic Gwen
Spider-Verse is a shit concept, but at least the movies are good
Legacies should not be confined to clones and nepobabies. It just sets a bad precedent
MJ and Gwen Stacy are shit love interests
Black cat is the only good woman for Peter
ASM sucks
Nick Lowe and Zeb Wells sucks
Parker-purists are pretentious and delusional c**ts
Gwenschizo is a spamming polish homosexual
Sins Past was the last great attempt at burying that useless b***h holding Peter back
Ben Reilly as Chasm and Janine as Hallows Eve can be good, they just had shit writers
>Where the frick is Kaine?
Rek-Rap sucks
Spider-Boy sucks (Don't laugh, shotagays)
Paul Rabin sucks
Steve Orlando's 2099 sucks
Hamsters are cute
80s Spidey was better. The 90s in general just sucked
Resurrections are always bad, but once certain characters were brought back Marvel should have made it worthwhile.
Haremgays are cringe and subhuman
Otto is better as a villain
Norman is our hero even when he’s a villain
Venom and Carnage lore is a confusing mess and Marvel need to get them back to normal
Normie Osborn somehow has the best book in the entire Spider-Man & symbiotes corner of Marvel
Phil Urich deserved better though
On the subject of former Hobgoblins, Ned and Jason deserved better too
Mephisto sucks and his involvement in any past Spider-Man stories should be retconned away
Scorpion needs to stop being used as a jobber
Electro's original costume has never been improved upon, and will always filter people who just can't into supervillain costumes
Gang War is going to suck
Spiderkek is going to suck
Slotto's book will continue to suck
Who cares if the comics never get better? Nobody follows them anyway
Only half of those are truth though
Paul?
MJ as Jackpot?
Aunt May still being alive?
That's not the copypasta and you know it. Regardless we all know what the better one is..
> a welcome improvement over Classic Gwen
Frick off
Its bait.
e-girlng at this pathetic frick trying to surmount the original copypasta and pretend the original never existed. What a revisionist homosexual.
Thats whati said? That this isnt the original?
No, that's just milesgay throwing a tantrum.
>Miles sucks and he isn't Spider-Man
>Spider-Gwen sucks and is a troony
>Spider-Verse sucks (movies, comics, and concept)
>May, Miguel, Ben, and Kaine are the only good alt spiders
>Black Cat and Gwen Stacy are shit love interests
>MJ is the only good woman for Peter
>ASM sucks
>Nick Lowe and Zeb Wells sucks
>Milesgays are prententious and delusional c**ts
>Gwenschizo is a spamming polish homosexual
>Marywh0re spammer is a moronic douchebag
>Ben Reilly as Chasm and Janine as Hallows Eve sucks
the frick is Kaine?
>Rek-Rap sucks
>Spider-Boy sucks (Don't laugh, shotagays)
>Paul Rabin sucks
>Steve Orlando's 2099 sucks
>Hamsters are cute
>Mutant Kamala sucks
>Krakoa mutants sucks
>80s-90s Spidey was better
>Resurrections are always bad, but once certain characters were brought back Marvel should have made it worthwhile.
>Spider-Man haremgays are cringe
>Haremgays who want Peter to bang random heroines from other books and cuck other heroes, those guys are just subhuman
>Otto is better as a villain
>Norman is our hero even when he's a villain
>Venom and Carnage lore is a confusing mess and Marvel need to get them back to normal
>Normie Osborn somehow has the best book in the entire Spider-Man & symbiotes corner of Marvel
>Phil Urich deserved better though
>On the subject of former Hobgoblins, Ned and Jason deserved better too
>Mephisto sucks and his involvement in any past Spider-Man stories should be retconned away
>Sins Past is forever a Canon Event and all 3 of Norman's kids need to be alive and real
>Mysterio really needs a lasting girlfriend to make those awful Mexican memes stop
>Scorpion needs to stop being used as a jobber
>Electro's original costume has never been improved upon, and will always filter people who just can't into supervillain costumes
>Gang War is going to suck
>Spiderkek is going to suck
>Slotto's book will continue to suck
>Things are never going to get better
>the copypasta of truth still lives
Seems so long ago that we made this now.
>MJ and Gwen Stacy are shit love interests
>Black Cat is the only good woman for Peter
Provide proof
Superhero/Civilian romances are dogshit, all of them, even Superman and Lois
Opinion
Do you think a superhero/civilian relationship can't work, or do you just find it boring?
Not him, but it's played out i think. It's so cliche at this point with the good and bad reasons why.
NTA but I think it's the ethics of it.
Like I find the idea highly irresponsible since, as a superhero you deal with dangerous enemies like supervillains, crime bosses, serial killers, and that you're actively putting the girlfriend/love interest in serious danger.
Cops and soldiers aren't allowed girlfriends by that logic. I think that not every civilian LI is gonna be cut out for the risk, but to be against the entire idea of a civilian LI is a bit much I think
Wrong and misses the point entirely, especially for characters like Spider-Man and Superman
>it's the "uppity homosexual tries to make a case for why peter/mj are a shit couple" episode
BORING! You losers lost and will continue to be a pathetic minority.
Look how it worked out for Gwen Stacy
The real Gwen, not the alt one they seem intent on giving to Miles as a participation award
>You lost!
>Looks at ASM
Uh, sure bud, you really got us
>Looks at widley hated book entirely propped up by variant covers
>Comapred to upcoming book with massive attention
Sure.
Felicia's morals change on a dime from Twitter Socialist to full blown sociopath and I believe at one point she went yandere
>Twitter Socialist
I'm sorry, when the frick has she ever been portrayed as this?
Peter ends up legitimately homeless and people hate on him even more
hamsters are made canon and they'll end up beating the shit out of Mephisto (Strange turned him into a rat, so it's fair game)
Paul is behind the gang war
He's propped up to be better than Peter and MJ and Peter are in the wrong so zeb could make Paul justified
That would make him too interesting. The point of Paul is to be a Poochie-esque character who does nothing remarkable, but is still admired and respected
Superior had a nice catch up with Max model
That's all
Any leaks (
Yes
This is how the issue ends.
>Masque kills nefaria and silverman
>Beetle gets a new suit
>Peter doesn't do anything
>Kingpin's back at the end
Nothing else of note
and nobody cares now piss off .
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
God I hate this look for Mary. I am glad Fisk -- at least initially here -- isn't going for a power grab. Hellfire suits him. It's better.
Doesnt it seem like he's doing it tho? Or at least backing tombstone's play for it.
Yeah, that's where I'm getting out. Fisk isn't in to be Kingpin. I'm sure Wells will be a dumb frick and change it, but it seems like he's backing up Tombstone with Hellfire.
I mean, this is "toybox" wells and all, so it could be that fisk is just planning on being kingpin himself, or that it ends up being kingpin but with tombstone as second (totally not inspired by the one cartoon, 15 years late).
Is that Typhoid Mary? I thought it was Domino.
Is this implying Madame is the mastermind that reprogrammed Mane's body and kill her dad?
Probably.
A-yep. Boots are basically the same. Why in the world are they pushing Madame Masque of all characters?
Zeb’s a bad writer, Lowe’s a bad writer, and they’re too busy fricking each other to put together a decent book
Lowe's a bad editor. Wells is a mid to bad level writer that cant write spider-man.
This is fricking stupid there was ZERO reason to leak this early.
Enough! we just had a threaed recently we don't need a new one very single hours so piss off.
Paul even works for Norman when he takes Peter's job
What the frick has to with anything all? more proof we don't this thread.
Wells hates Peter and he loses his job after gang war and it's given to a more qualified candidate.
No he doesn't this is spam time to delete this thread.
my beautiful little Goblin bawd is anti-Paul and anyone claiming otherwise is a Wells' shill
You osborn gays think you are so hot don't you but in reality you are stupid morons. if Norman death had not been rectoned then aunt may would have stayed dead thus OMD would never have happened.
This perspective is so stupid.
In universe characters being dead would prevent editorial objectives?
That somehow if Norman had stayed dead John Byrne wouldn't have wanted to go back to basics or that Joey Q would have had a different opinion on how the marriage affects the franchise?
You know Norman isn't real, right?
>You know Norman isn't real, right?
He's real to us, anon. He's real to us.
>Wells is removed from book
>Next writers first course of action is to have Paul, who works for Norman, get brutally murdered by Norman just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, so that nobody can blame Peter for it in any way.
Next writer will just pair Peter and mj up again.
Yes. Probably. Either MJ or Felicia.
But if they want to pair him with MJ, the Paul shaped elephant in the room needs to be addressed first. You can't just have
>"MJ, what happened to Paul?"
>"His people needed him. He went back to his home planet."
>Paul died on his way back to his home planet.
>"Anyway Pete, wanna forget about the last year or so of your life and the 5ish of mine and go grab a pizza?"
>well, you did kinda spend 4 years or whatever with this guy, I don't think I can quite for-
>clone
>what?
>it was my clone.
>...
>look, it's either a clone or "Mephisto did it". Which are you picking?
>...fair enough
That was actually one of their ideas for ditching the marriage back in the 90s funnily enough.
After they decided they weren't gonna go through with Ben being Spider-Man they toyed with the idea of MJ also being a clone, who upon Ben's death would have suffered from cellular degradation killing both her and their child. Then the real MJ would show up having lost five years of her life (just like Ben thought he did) and they believed that trauma would be enough to stop Peter from pursuing another relationship with her
Felicia has a new love interest so she's out
>Felicia has a new love interest so she's out
You say this like it's ever stopped writers before.
It's as simple as
>Turns out Felicia's new love interest was a fricking butthole.
Don't even need to do clone shit or make one of them a shapeshifter or magic.
the only pair that makes sense
But not until Wells is gone, man can't write a relationship even if his life depended on it.
In Wells defense, I think Marvel went full Voices on this one. Breaking them seemed like a Marvel decision. Wells still wrote it awful, though.
>Next writer will just pair Peter and mj up again.
No they won'tt they only care about Norman you can be sure they will use him to make Peter's life even miserable.
>No they won'tt they only care about Norman you can be sure they will use him to make Peter's life even miserable
Woah
What the frick?
Are you implying that Spider-Man's arch-nemesis will continue to do arch-nemesis things?
No way man. That's too far-fetched. Next you'll start spouting dumb shit like "They'll just keep using The Joker to frick with Batman" or something.
Calm down with these wild, out of left field theories man. You look nuts.
You misspelt the joker wants to frick batman
Apparently you must of out of the loop otherwise you would be aware of the Return of the Goblin story which kicks off in the ASM# 50
https://www.gamesradar.com/did-marvel-just-reveal-the-next-x-men-writer-in-its-fcbd-announcement/
Oh yes Norman is back to his old evil self you can be sure of that..
Is that even in question? The only ones that don't are the BND guys. Not that it means it will be written well, but its like inevitable.
>Next writers first course of action is to have Paul, who works for Norman, get brutally murdered by Norman just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, so that nobody can blame Peter for it in any way.
NormanKING... I kneel
only Norman can ruin Peter's life!
I'd laugh my ass off, ngl. If one thing sticks from this run, I hope it's "Norman the PeterMJstan". Shit would be comedy gold under a good writer.
>Peter dates a hot brunette.
>Parker, I thought you had more class.
>Wat?
>Everyone knows once a man goes red he doesn't go back. As something of a ginger myself I'm offended on her behalf. Get yourself a woman that you can color coordinate with the costume. The new model's color palette just cannot compete with the old one.
>I liked you better when you just threw pumpkin bombs at me instead of critiquing my partners like they were new cars instead of people.
>In the end there's not much difference to tell you the truth. The car itself doesn't matter but the signals it sends does.
>Jeez, I can see why you're divorced.
He wants Peter to be happy with mj. So he can take that happiness away himself
Remindder that Norman was the who killed Ben Reilly.
Reminder on how shit Wells is that he couldn't even be bothered to do a meaningful interaction between Ben and Norman. Dark Web or something, but it was what, a couple of panels?
Ben is like one of top people to try and merc Norman given their history. You know uhhhhh for causing all of Clone Saga.
A 3 page interaction. I think many expected just a bit more substance than that.
Yeah. "Hyukhyukhyuk, I don't remember anything but the plot demands me to slap Peter's wife."
There were a bunch of characters involved in Dark Web that should have had some meaningful interactions with Ben and not a single one of them happened
You’d also think that Ben would’ve noticed the mark on Peters soul when he was the KING OF HELL for that brief moment before getting his shit pushed in by a stronk women
Peter and Cat broke up because they were too healthy together. Nothing about his writing makes any sense.
That's nothing, Wells had Norman's wife show up again for a few pages and avoided having any interaction between her and Norman, or any attempt to explain Slott's retcon of her being alive.
When Wells had another character refer to Lyman as Mrs. Osborn on panel and that left me reeling, even as one of the biggest NormEmily shippers on this board. I was glad to see her but they have got to say something about the metaphorical giant polkadotted heffalump in the room that is her reappearance.
New thread, neat.
Honestly next year doesn't look to be that bad?
We're getting
>HickUSM
>Another JMD mini
>Tom defalco's secret war book
>Greg weisman doing an ongoing (RIP twitter)
>the end of well's run
Lol.
If wells doesn't remove him himself, which lets be honest is super likely.
Too true.
I mean, paul and mj will probably split in this run, either here or at the very end, leaving a blank slate for the next writer. MJ seems more likely as a way to get support since this run got dick all by pairing peter and felcia.
Oh and reign 2, actually excited for that one.
Lowe promised everyone a well rounded reason to love his character. This is how he views it's going to be done. You're welcome for getting the best story possible for the best character in ASM
Isn't the breakup happening in the one shot?
Is it weird to ship Peter with She-Hulk?
Peter getting with She-Hulk would just make this moment even funnier
She's seeing someone
At least Felicia will be fricking Paul soon
CBRgaybros.......
Celeste confirmed it
Whatever you say MattRat
She-Hulk’s a bawd so yeah.
I like it because they both have a sense of humor, both have had a long string of failed relationships, both are good in bed, and both have hero names with hyphens
Yes unless it's only about green aesthetics for you
So what do you think about Ultimate Green Goblin having a company that's a OSCORP/Stark Industries merger?
Kinda intresting, honestly im betting they're going to have peter be a sorta mentor to young teen tony.
>MCU has Peter as Iron Boy jr
>Ultimate will have young Tony be Iron Boy jr
something something pottery?
Yeah, mixing that with the 90s teen tony thing (which that one cartoon also did).
This seems to be taking a lot from adaptations. Honestly the character I'm the most curious about is venom. Since he's a staple, but also the one with the shakiest fundation.
I do have a wacky theory that they might make richard venom.
Shut the frick about the Green Goblin people who admire him are fricking idiots he is the reason why OMD happened.
Why are you being antagonistic for no reason? I'm talking about an upcoming comic book and universe. Not every thread is for your shit flinging
Don't feed the gwenschizo.
What's the matter can't handle the truth you know as I do that the recton of Norman's death is what paved the way for OMD it's ironic really you are so smug about him having killed Gwen and yet have no choice but to hate for the downfall of Peter's and MJ marriage.
OMD would have happened with or without May and you're delusional for thinking she needed to be alive for them to retcon the marriage.
Bringing Norman and Aunt May back in one fell swoop retconning 2 of the most important deaths in the history of Spider-Man was ultimately a wound the book never really recovered from leading to
One More Day, which had the character make a deal with the devil rather than accept that death happens, especially considering the character in question should have already been dead.
No it would not have happened and they will never kill of may for for good since they lack the balls to do such a thing.
Oh this so rich you osborn gays admire him so much for killing Gwen and yet you have no choice but to spit on him since you know he is the reason why OMD happened.
Tthis should have remained canon this ALL your fault Norman gays had Norman stayed dead then May would stayed dead also. You paved the way for OMD and thus your are the ones responsable for downfall of Peter and MJ marriage.
Nah. Quesada was determined. If Aunt May was dead all that time, he would have just done something else.
Like have MJ get shot and then Peter agree to the same deal with Satan because he'd rather give up his memories of a marriage with MJ than live in a world without her or something.
That's actually what happened in the superman millennium pitch which inspired OMD/BND.
The only reason May was brought back was because Norman was brought back you can deny that all you want but that really is the truth of the matter.
Not denying that.
I'm saying it's irrelevent to OMD.
Quesada went through a bad divorce and Spider-Man suffered the consequences of the following mid-life crisis.
If May was dead, he would have broken the marriage up some other way. May was just convenient because having Peter get a divorce was too grown up for Joey's liking and making him a widower also made Peter too old.
But he sure as should would have ended it one way or another.
They tried to end the marriage long be before OMD I really do wish MJ death in a plane crash had remained canon it was the perfect soultion. There was no need for OMD to happen
>They tried to end the marriage long be before OMD I really do wish MJ death in a plane crash had remained canon it was the perfect soultion. There was no need for OMD to happen
No see, that would make Peter a widower. And that ages him even more than him being married.
And that can't be allowed.
>Norman Osborn is a villain
bros???? This can't be real, right????
It is sadly.
Not mine, but amusing.
kek
I do think it's funny when some completely random places have good classic + modern iron suit combo Goblin designs. Fortnite has a surprisingly good one and that's just a skin (you can buy? I don't play the game)
Fortnite has geniunly good designs. Like its venom, mj,prowler, and x-men cast all look genuinely good? Dont play either but it amazes me so much effort goes in.
yeah, I'm surprised they don't skimp on the outfit designs. It'd be easy to do, but I guess they have actual dedicated people working in that department.
Wells secretly wishes all dem b***hes frick off so Peter can be with his one true waifu Norman.
At least that's the impression I get sometimes
I guess all that money has to go somewhere.
I think wells just likes cheap drama, becuase he's someone formed in the BND group-think mentality, and before that the wizard-group think. By his own admission if there was a "last story" it'd just be peter and mj (tho he also cant write her for shit).
Mary Jane has a flat ass and a small chest in Fortnite.
This shitposting between one or two anons feels so forced and formulaic at this point
My thoughts exactly
Felicia as a love interest is done with Peter. She'll be what she was basically before beyond. MJ and and Peter will go back to end of beyond status. When Wells leaves it's going to be just as bad as his reasoning for anything. Will make no sense but will be just accepted
That's more so the result of there being no BND guys left. Van lente dissapered, Kelley doesn't do books, gungehim's doing indies and waid's at dc.
Gug is doing an X-Men book
He was doing the torrent book, which was indie I think. Regardless worst of the lost.
I predict to care even less than I do now
It's funny how much marvel knows gang war has failing
Like a middle child who they can't wait to move out but have a terrible amount of debt that they've been given to pay off
The only team up happening is Spider-man and She Hulk, everyone else fricked off at the end of issue one. I don't get the writers reasoning to split off what should be team events. It's dark web all over again. Peter was in limbo, MJ and Felicia were in another part of limbo, along with the x-men being in some place else limbo
They're way too comfortable with mouse welfare, they know they can turn in whatever they want, sink what's left of the brand and nothing will happen.
Gwen: I'm not coming.
Miguel: *doesn't care. sends her home after he's done with her.*
what if mj jackpot rolls 3 skulls and dies
nothing of value is lost
Anything on usm?
>Spider-Man Peter gets cucked yet another time by life
>Ultimate starts out as a return to form only to have lost all steam by the end of the year
>Weisman's comic is gonna be shit
>Miles will be heralded as LE TRUE SPIDER-MAN like always
>Black Cat is gonna stay a dyke from now on
>Spiderverse brand synergy is gonna come into full effect having Miles end up with Gwen for a while at least
>More retcons
>More multiverse garbage
>More returns to the status quo
It's all so tiresome.
It took way longer for krakoa to loose its steam, so probably wont happen.
I really hope so because the little we had seen from Hickman's Spider-Man in Amazing Fantasy 1000 was great
Spider-Man Reinassance in 2024
Wells leaves
JMS returns
Ultimate is good
Spectacular is good
Amazing is good
Slott hangs himself but the noose is unable to support his weight so he just injures himself and is unable to write Spider-Man for the entire year
MacKay next writer for ASM
Imagine Wells staying as long as Slott did on Spider-Man
He's said he's leaving in 60.
Fricking finally. I hope that butthole gets blacklisted
He wont, he'll get more work.
As long as I'm not reading it.
Cover source?
TheComicAwakens
was anyone else pissed that they baited kingsley in miles 13 and then he showed up in like 2 pages at the end and thats it?
Kingsley is the master of that shit, back in the old days he got "truly" unmasked like two or three times, died several times more and nobody knew what the frick was going on with him to the point that at least three or four people at the same time were running around with the Hobgoblin identity.
That's just Hobgoblin, he's the king of making you wanna buy a comic only for frick all to happen but they were at least better written then
Aunt May finally croaks
Would be based but Marvel is addicted to status quo even though Aunt May should have been dead by the 90s. But she keeps hanging in and somehow getting even younger and younger.
>dat Felicia mogging
Peter is a lucky dude
Any new Night Spider content?
Nice art indeed. We sure isn't AI?
I mean, the Felicia solo pics certainly aren't. OP's pic I'm sure isn't either, it doesn't have the eyes and fingers doing fricked up things nor does it have that weird highlight or shine most AI stuff has.
Edge of spider verse variant cover
Why'd they give her the long hair? And nakayama?
That's Mary Jane.
You think MJ ever wears his daughter's suit?
Yes.
She pretends to be her daughter while having sex with Peter
Did you see the animated "Ultimate Spider-Man"?
In the last season, MJ bonded with Carnage and became Spider-Woman (similar to Flash bonding with Venom and becoming Agent Venom). The fun fact is that her suit as Spider-Woman is actually based on MC2's Mayday. Almost no one noticed it.
>That's Mary Jane.
Yes MJ the cheater.
We're talking about the real continuity not 616...
616 is the REAL continuity.
Hasnt been for spider-man since gathering of five.
bullshit.
Nah
How is it bullshit. Spidergirl is the natural path for spiderman as a book
Spidergirl does not matter.
sexo
Was ending the Clone Saga as originally intended with Ben becoming Spider-Man and Peter settling the best ending at the time? Or does it just look that way in hindsight, after all the bullshit afterwards?
On paper it's great, then you realize everything that came afterwards would still happen, perhaps even worse as Marvel would be high on the validation of their plans. And they'd find a way to drag Peter out of retirement every 4 years, until it gets so dull they kill off Ben and bring back Peter as a Hail Mary, then they'd reset him all the same.
Depends, are we talking about them actually sticking with it or not?
And we'd probably not get the immidetate post clone saga era and the jms run as they are regardless.
Sticking with it as much as OMD
Then yeah probably for the best, they'd probably try to bury it as much as possible, maybe a hacky writer would kill "peter" off to make MJ an available love interest again, but if they don't do that the BND era stuff would go significantly easier.
They tried to replace Peter with his clone. People hated that so they reverted that shit. Peter retiring is a dumb meme parroted by morons.
Spidey’s a fictional fricking character. He doesn’t need to retire.
The key of Spider-Man's success is that readers identify with him, and no reader would want to identify itself with a pathetic loser trapped in a never-stopping series of misfortunes, incapable of doing anything productive with his life.
Explain the success of the memeverse movies where Peter is applauded for being a loser cuck who lets family die for the multiverse until he meets the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
That is Miguel O'Hara, the Spider-Man from a futuristic time; not the classic Spider-Man who is no other than Peter Parker.
No that is Peter Parker. Here he is trying to convince Miles that killing family is a good thing because good things happen in the future as well. Sound proof argument. No one forced Spider-Man to follow a cult leader. That's all on him.
>a pathetic loser trapped in a never-stopping series of misfortunes, incapable of doing anything productive with his life
That’s Post-BND. Spidey was doing just fine before.
>Peter really went "Gwen could've fixed you, Norman"
I really do think she could have fixed him.
>Peter really went "Gwen could've fixed you, Norman"
>"If only you'd stayed with her, Norman"
Jenkin's is a hack and a fraud
Honestly i wish kaare will do 90s covers for the whole book, I love this so much. Makes the goblin actually look cool. And a cute little corner MJ.
is the implication of HickULT Goblin that he exists long before older Peter becomes Spider-Man or if they come about around the same time?
Same time probably? Could be an echo where HickUSM peter starts being spidey partially due to may's death while harry starts as goblin due to norman and emily's
Kino cover
Same
Didn't do the proper logo tho shame
How many covers does this book have anyways?
I miss the 90s but idk of this fits
How so? Tho honestly i just really like the style of cover, and andrews in general.
If all Miles/Norman/Gwen shitposters disappeared overnight, the quality of Spider-Man threads would improve by 75%.
>Miles/Norman/Gwen
what an interesting threesome, though I haven't seen anyone ship it like that here
Only if you're talking about miles warren
y'know, fair enough.
I did write that fanfic once, so I guess anon's right, not that I understand what he has against Warren
I remember that fanfic
And I thank you for writing it. Anything new in the works?
Thanks, anon. The Normanbros and Hamster crew make these threads fun, if we just stuck to talking about modern Spider-Man comics we'd all be severely depressed.
And you never will.
This
But the jannies don't want to bother dealing with the resident shitposter(s), so instead all one can do is just stay away from these threads
They did once. But co jannies are lazy see the peridotgay
Nah, Normanfriends can stay.
>If Miles disappeared over night
One can only imagine
any leaks for the 2 spider books and the 3 books with spidey just being in it?
Isn't Gwen a rotten corpse?
Yep
She is used goods for Spin aka Peter Darker
Nah, she's already claimed by Miguel. Spin can go sit and spin.
Miguel is too cool of a Spider-Man to just leech of Peter's used goods. He doesn't need to constantly get pampered by everyone around him
Dark-Man is for the rope
Miguel is for a nice woman who isn't a bawd and accepts his generational trauma
Gwen has been claimed by the SNIFFman, the one and only Stormin' Norman
What even is Norman's personality at this point?
Apparently he's evil again even though Wells didn't show him getting his sins back
They're doing the return of goblin much faster than they wanted so they can make the rest of the run about Paul
Nah
Yeah Paul is the guy behind the gang war and he takes Peters job and moves to black cat next since he never did anything to wuth MJ
Suure, he'll be lucky if he lasts past the mj one shot, let alone that lol.
Break up happens in the women of marvel issue
He's peter's troll when written well.
when he's a good guy? A deeply regretful man who wants to make amends to all his past evil deeds, but is still too flawed and scared to truly take accountability for everything.
when he's evil? Puts on a front of being a charming Machiavellian in-control of a situation, but not-so-deep down wants to bomb an orphanage while wearing a Goblin outfit, thus being the personification of chaos.
Spider-Man
>With great power comes great responsibility
Goblin
>All the power and no responsiblity
Ideally it's like this. Him actually loving his son never sat right with me.
He loves his son, but the way he loves is fundamentally selfish and unhealthy.
Like 11 at least, not counting textless.
Okay correction, 18 covers so far. Not counting some textless.
It fits an old and tired peter well.
Okay one more correction, 20. For comparison's sake the start of this asm volume got 29, so they're definitely putting a lot of cover attention here.
Why is he wearing Ben's suit? Nu Ultimate ain't multiverse or clone saga shit ain't it?
The trailer shows peter's suit changing so it might be an actual narrative feature.
I just want HickULT Miggy, I don't want this to just be a suit Peter wears for whatever reason
I think its going to be a peter suit tbh. I mean this is the setting where reed is doom.
>No web cape
Man
but he has it? It just looks kinda flat behind him
Oh shit I didn't notice. moron moment
He has it! Even the coloring isn't just the boring blue but actually looking black with highlights slightly brighter than the black suit one.
My guess? Immortus engine shenaningans, fusing 4 alternatives spider-men together.
Maybe
>Him actually loving his son never sat right with me.
why? There are plenty of people who love their children, but are still terrible parents. The kids can admit it as well and part of the road to recovering a sense of family would be to admit to this fault, which is why Norman and Harry always fell apart since the former never could (and the latter struggled with)
Because he just doesn't give a single shit but about how his own powers could benefit him. He would do anything to come out on top even ratting out his own son.
He went to a bar and gloated about killing Gwen
Yeah it was great
You keep on blabbering how great Gwen being killed by him was a great thing and yet you mourn Ben reilly being killed by him now is that not curious thing. Deep down inside you know Norman is truly evil.
I don't care about Ben Reilly. You're mistaking me with another anon. I never denied him being evil. On the contrary I think he is so evil that he would drop his son off a cliff if it meant he would win.
What about the fact norman caused OMD to happen do you care about that? that is his fault you know and you are going to have deal with that for the rest of your life since that will always be canon.
I don't care because 616 is dying and Ultimate will soon replace Amazing.
Who cares about what's canon on a dead book?
Lol 616 is dying but it won't go away for a long long time Ultimate on the other hand will die real quick.
>Ultimate on the other hand will die real quick.
Based on what? I'd be surprised if Ultimate Spider-Man won't become the highest selling most popular Spider-Man comic in the past 10 years.
Ultimate is getting the most covers for any book not named asm...that in marvel's fricked up way of thinking shows they think it'll do well.
Hickman and all.
>
(You)
>Ultimate is getting the most covers for any book not named asm...that in marvel's fricked up way of thinking shows they think it'll do well.
But it won't since it wil be nothing like the OG that and shitty writing wil get the book to end in no time flat.
Amazing will die because Wells and Lowe are intentionally sabotaging their own book. Whereas Hickman actually wants his book to do well.
Amazing will only die when the industry dies anon. But that is coming on faster and faster
I agree. It's just that Ultimate will very likely arrest the rot for a time. We could get a very funny situation where, because Ultimate outsells 616, that 616 manages to die before Ultimate does.
Oh the industry will die but not the next four or five years you can be sure of that.
It doesn't matter that Ultimate may do well since regardless it won't last and thus it will quickly get forgotten. You still don't get it do you the 616 gets talked about most since it is the one which really matters, Ultimate on the other hand is a minimal thing. Thus long after Ultimate is gone 616 will still be the most talked about for years to come.
No one will ever like your character, Paulgay
The original USM sold super well, as does hickman's general works, so...
He did the birds of prey book for dc back in the 2000s but he's never drawn spidey, his brother's better anyways tbh.
>The original USM sold super well, as does hickman's general works, so...
Times go by and things change so no this new USM won't be good writers are at their peak when they are young.
Hickman sold a ton with x-men, spider-man is a larger property, it stands to reason it'll sell.
I am sure marvel editoral will frick up Hickman book.
Eh maybe, after it has a successful run for two or so years.
It outsold asm for about 3 years
I mean the new one.
It already has 20 covers for one issue...
Venom will be in pretty fast.
>It already has 20 covers for one issue...
Lol what do variant covers matter heck the ASM has tons of variant covers also.
Well, yes, asm is supposed to be the 'flagship' and all, using variant covers to garnatee a high place in sales.
Kinda, its still the book with the most outside of asm, that says something about how its being pushed.
With all this talk of 'the death of the direct market' I think Marvel would have to be idiots to let a book with so much potential get thrown away.
Ultimate is the only thing they have with any positive online buzz right now. And they clearly want it to succeed.
Its also carrying a big legacy name, tho they missed the chance to sell it under a 20 year anniversary, marvel's kinda bad with that part.
desu, the amount of covers per issue doesn't really matter that much. Marvel just fricking loves variant covers.
(side note, but my captcha keeps having M and J next to each other lel)
lol it won't even last half a year.
So far it's listed at 12 for orders a renewal set for another 12
That means nothing they can always change that to less issues later it all depends if it it will be good or not.
So superior is cancelled already?
What a shame
It will replace Amazing and then you'll have to have a nice day.
As soon as Venom is in, this universe replaces 616
Based. Just as 616 was a lifeboat for 1610, 6160 will be a lifeboat for 616 once it's finally erased.
Shit writing like Peter selling out his marriage caused OMD to happen. Back in Black just let it play out without all the gay Satan garbage and it was decent.
Having norman brought back is what paved the way for OMD and speaking of which here is a truly memorable moment in Spider-Man history enjoy!
Civil War and morons wanting to bring Spider-Man back to the single and cucked status peeved the way.
I mean the civil war thing was specifically manufactured by that editorial-in group to do so.
need more of Norman in this absolutely loose outfit tbh
Reminder that the Wakandans did cure cancer and withheld it from the rest of the world. Norman developed a cure for cancer just to try and kill Deadpool with it.
The funniest thing here is pete only has a connection to the villain here, NONE of the other characters have any meaningful connection or respect for peter
>tfw Norman has more respect and admiration for Peter than any of the cancer LARPing as Spider-people
and then they try and pretend Peter should give a single flying frick about them
you skipped some pages there, schizo-kun
The Last Stand suit isn't my favorite, but I like how it's the de facto older Peter suit.
Paul is the real hero of story and a better son for Norman
At least he didn't have his soul sold for success
https://www.instagram.com/p/C0jTQWaOBZp/?hl=en
Benes's great, tho he honestly seems to like both mj and felicia about as much, he draws them a ton .
too bad benes just works fanarts but no official
Why are these threads just two or three shitposters going at it?
it's performance art. you just don't "get it"
The resident shitposter is autistic, and just pretends to be an ESL gay obsessed with Gwen/Norman/MJ because he thinks it's really, really funny and also because he knows he'll rarely ever get banned for his shitposting since jannies are lazy c**ts who don't want to actually do their jobs
The other shitposters are the Normangays who think it's equally funny to dunk on the other guy with their own shitposts, instead of just ignoring and reporting him.
Happy now osborn gays? no more Peter Parker
R.I.P.
>hes doing what got him banned last time again
He doesn't learn does he?
Baiting me will not work on your half moron.
Oh but I do unlike you I learn from my mistakes.
why does the schizo keep shilling for 616?
Why do you two keep shit flinging at each other for the sake of it? These threads have gotten repetitive, you're not doing anything new. How are either of you still having fun at this point/
I keep notifying him to the jannies, you tard. I barely reply to him.
because it's the one which matters.
Comics in general don't matter, moron. Dying industry and all that.
Slott is his favourite writer
>marydumbgay lives in reverse world
and water is wet
>N-no, 616 won't be r-r-replaced, people really like Paul Rabin
Sorry anon, Paul was an intentional poison pill to get readers to mass-emigrate to Ultimate. It was all planned in advance, and he was only there to drive up hype for Hickman.
>"But Marvel...Cucked Spider-Man!"
>"No...It was me. I cucked Spider-Man. That's what I can be"
>"No no, you can't. You didn't."
>"I'm whatever Spider-Man fans need me to be...Publish it."
>"They'll hate you."
>"You'll hate me. You'll take my children from me. You'll sic the twitter mob and Anons on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes, status quo isn't good enough. Sometimes readers deserve more. Sometimes people deserve...To have their ship rewarded."
>"Paul!...Paul! Why is he running, Wells?"
>"Because we have to retcon him."
>"He didn't do anything wrong..."
>"Because he's the hero the imprint deserves, and not the one it needs right now. So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a disruptive guardian, a status eraser. A Hickman Knight."
Much like Mysterio with Sins Past, he's the hero we deserve. But not the one we need right now.
The last issue of Amazing will close on a smiling Mysterio and Paul in the clouds like dead JoJo characters. And nobody will read it.
Every.Single.Night
MJ's soulmate...
>5 years of paul cumming inside maryjean
and counting
happy ending
Thank God he's out there, killing 616 and vindicating Ultimate. I hope he genocides the 616 universe next.
You homosexuals need to get jobs. This is moronic.
PaulChads just want MJ to be happy while Petergays see her as an object.
Have you even ""touched"" a woman?
Sure because I don't project myself onto Spider-Man like you nerds!
This has just been a pathetic basement-dweller's one-man comedy act. When this Paul shit dries up and you actually have to face reality, you'll break. This is all you have in your sorry life. Stop making it everyone's problem.
No one is having a problem but you self-inserters though. MJ is a capable human being and Paul sees this unlike Peter Parker.
Keep hiding behind memes, homosexual. You know what I say is the truth. Talking to you is like talking to somebody who's """completely""" out of touch with reality.
Of course Petergays only spew buzzwords instead of saying anything substantive. That's why Miles is a better Spider-Man.
have a nice day.
Nah Norman is the one for MJ.
she takes good care of her husband paul
>Ultimate Peter: Boy, I sure am glad my kids are real, actual humans instead of fakes created by my evil wizard dad after I committed mass genocide. Also, the writers actually remember their names!
Paulcancer will kill 616 and pave the way for Ultimate, and I'm grateful for it.
wake up
Don't talk down to me, you literal moron.
You don't deserve anything else.
I deserve a medal for getting your b***h-ass so upset even six hours later.
>marydumbgay
>"the world doesn't revolve around my fanfiction aiieeeee"
Keep seething about 616
Your entire existence revolves around her however.
Lol they can keep MJ a cheater I only care about Gwen since she never cheated on Peter and soon she wll be back.
>I dont care!
>mentions it every 3 minutes every thread
Sure yandare.
You know as well as I do that they will bring back Gwen with spider-powers it is inevitable.
Do you know that ignores everything I've said right?
let's be honest we all know MJ fricked this old geezer they did it in the restroom of the plane of course.
Gwen loves fricking old men
That's a clone you moron and that warren is a clone also.
Warren is a clone yes but Gwen isnt. Read the comics sometimes you loser
Anon we all know that is a lie.
>schizo is delusional again.
See your psychiatrist soon.
Damn, Gwen is a useless prostitute…
I hope Peter breaks that b***h’s neck again in Ultimate.
That's a clone you idiot.
Literally the opposite, and in that one it was a telepathic kidnapper who was disguised as an old man. But this is how mj responds when someone hits on her in a plane...
The telepathic kidnapper had a partner, who seduced and fricked MJ in the plane.
Haha thats so funny. Anyways here's Gwen being a total prostitute and getting arrested for lusting over BBC
This happened before she meet Peter also that is non-canon.
Dont worry, Anon. This happened while Gwen was dating Peter and it is 100% canon. I'm Dan Slott so don't argue with me I'll write in a retcon that says Otto took in Gwen as an intern and fricked her brains out before Norman even had the chance.
anon you a idiot Gwen only loved Peter.
Explictly he didnt. MJ didnt even board the plane, but you don't read comics do you?
He’s a schizo, he’s ruled by intrusive thoughts, delusions, and Id.
And poland.
The telepathic kidnappera partner, who was the old old geezer fricked MJ in in their hideaway and recorded the whole thing.Years later the old man sends peter the recording since he figures he should know the truth about her works for me.
The old man doesnt exist morono.
Yes he does.
He's the telepathic guy disguised but you don't read shit
Yeah, that’s Spider-Gwen.
They also had MJ with spider-powers, that’s Spinneret. have a nice day.
>schizo losing it again
Take meds, and get a life outside of Cinemaphile. I’m sure Reddit would admire your rugged insights
No I am sane of mind oh and MJ is still geting fricking by Paul.
616 is dying, and will be replaced by Ultimate. Cope and seethe, or just have a nice day, mentally ill schizo.
>MJ is still geting fricking by Pau
theyre comic characters in a non-porn comic no characters are having sex
Outside of peter and mj, who were having sex daily, and when characters have sex its shown. See kraven and kafka here.
Good point, unlike Kraven or Kafka, nothing is ever shown with Paul or MJ.
I’m starting to believe the rumors that Paul has no dick. Either that or he must be firing blanks given the only kids he had were fakes.
I mean they havent even shown them hugging. Either its a fake out, or no artist wants to draw that, regardless based.
you are a fuking idiot 616 is the one which matters,
You're obsessed anon
Free Comic Book Day 2024: Ultimate Universe/Spider-Man
Solicit Synopsis
"Just weeks ahead of Amazing Spider-Man #50, get the first taste of the return of the Goblin! Plus, prepare for the next evolutionary step of the Ultimate Universe as a powerful new hero debuts!"
Well that nails it for sure norman is evil again
Cool
kek, even Peter himself says Miles Morales isn't Spider-Man.
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Paul will be revealed to be Mysterio. Peter will shake hands with Norman and they'll beat the shit out of him. Mephisto chokes on a dorito chip off-panel and OMD is forgotten (also Kindred; the twins come back with pet hamsters).
Peter: “I can’t let you take the blame for this! Sins Past, One More Day, Dark Web, MJ and Paul… I’d be left thinking it was all your fault!”
Mysterio: “It’s all right, old friend. You might never know, but I’m the only one who can do this. Because… it's like how your Uncle Ben always said. With great power comes great responsibility. Goodbye.”
Peter: “NOOOO!”
*Peter is holding desperately on to his hand, only for Mysterio to smile sadly under his big bubble helmet and let himself fall into the hands of a giant demonic Joe Quesada*
RIP Mysterio. Not even you deserved that.:'(
I'm kinda mad that Kindred wasn't demon Harry stuck in the past because that is at least a compelling character versus whatever the frick happened in those last few issues.
Blame editorial. Slott admitted online a few weeks ago that the editors deliberately ratfricked Spencer and ruined the entire arc.
This makes the shitposter seethe
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Kino
>those views
Impressive
This doesn't seem right. Where are Paul and Miles?
Aside, why is it that marvel's trailers are so much better than dc's.
I wanna know what the implication of his suit changing is. I hope it's not multiverse bullshit and instead it's like idk fricking style-switching or some shit.
On one hand I agree. One the other hand, its the shattered dimensions boys with Ben instead of Noir.
So what is kingpin doing?
Cute kids
I need more fanart Pronto moneybags
I'm wondering what will drive Peter to dress up as a funny looking caper and fight crime at a personal cost if May (and also Ben?) are already dead.
We dont know if ben is, but may's death could be why, that or doom-red just shows up and tells him
>Be a spider-man now, I'm going to be sad about my life now.
Could be that he doesn't need a catalyst beyond getting powers. He's older and probably more mellowed out now compared to his teen years, so he wouldn't automatically take the selfish route. Could just be that he was raised right
Or he's already gone though that phase without the powers.
Pussy chilled him out.
Might be but he doesn't have the time he had when he was an arrogant teenager. Dude already seems to have a job and surely he wants to spend the rest of the time with his family. I can believe it's just natural for him to do good because of how he got raised but his motivation to push through tough times? I think he needs more than that.
May DOES die, or "die", so that could be it.
It seems like a big event killed May, Norman and Emily. Maybe Peter fricked up big time and he let the plane crash into the twin towers
He caused 7/11
His kids die.
Lol why should it nobody really gives a shit about USM.
You sure do.
No I don't
So any good leaks?
gwen comes back then peter sacrifices her so aunt may can live another 50 years
Been a while since I checked how far gone our resident schizo is.
He also thinks he can cheat the system, but he can't.
Granted these aren't all him, some are people complaining about him, but the numbers tell enough as it is
>stalkershit
Classic Cinemaphile
>Almost 2000 results
Do you have a life outside of Cinemaphile?
I think he's a bot
Just report him for trolling, or spamming, or avatar/signature use or fricking whatever. Their only job is dedicating themselves to ruining Spider-Man threads with the same dull posts and pics every time. These shitposters get off on (You) acknowledging them, and that's why they do it.
Arent you the one that said it that many times?
mjanecucks.........
Cope, mald, seethe
Source?
Ed Benes
You say this after more than two thousand posts of assblasted delusional whining...
I know you meant well but thread was almost archived. It would have been far funnier
>put them back togheter and give them a family
>Get 600k views on YT
Well we know what the people want
I mean, that's absolutely nothing on 15 years of absolute ass-devastated perpetual tantrum
>revisionist history from some worthless homosexual!
But enough about breevort quesada and comapny.
>seethe at spiderman being married for 20 years
>suprised when people don't like you undoing it for 15 saying they should get over it
So how moronic are they?
Very
Get a clue, homosexual. The majority of posters hate your pathetic ass. You're all alone fighting this sad battle of yours.
Probably more colored people unfortunately.
Why did they make Otto a villain briefly with the Superior Octopus shit before doing another 180 and making him Spider-Man again? What a shitty stain on an otherwise cool character arc.
They love to milk the idea of Otto being an anti-hero but are too comfortable with his original status as a villain. The constant back and forth over the last decade has been irksome.
It's actually the best writing of Otto in years.
He's always been a thief with delusions of adequacy who shifts with the prevailing winds. And he's always been trivial to manipulate via his ego. Sign on with nazis, maybe make a big name for himself under his own name? Of course not. He doesn't give a shit about israelites or blacks. He doesn't give a shit about anything but himself. Everything falls apart? Go back to the last thing that was working.
is she gonna be a good Anya Corazon?
Looks like Casca from Berserk.
Friendly reminder that when she's eventually brought to live action, Black Cat will most certainly be given a raceswap
Likely black or Latina, very miniscule chance she's made Asian
>Black Cat but she's now the daughter of an ex-Yakuza who used 'Kuro Neko' as his codename
Could be kino
>Nip Felicia with a back tattoo
Definitely kino.
Except when you're excommunicated from the Yakuza they forcibly burn that off which would simply leave a giant scar
Obviously she escaped and now there's Yakuza after her.
I just want Felicia to have loads of tattoos, I think she'd wear them well.
So there's gonna be a noir Spidey show but the lead won't be Peter
Place your bets as to whether Noir will be Ben, Kaine, or Miles
GOOD MORNING, SIR
says ASM is dying and Wells can't write a good issue to save his life
what's the big reveal at the end of ASM 40?
Said the exact opposite at the con anon
they've said a lot at cons that never happened in the book
>new bts talks are to leave the Chasm arcs to someone else for a clone saga revisit,
>Wells told Lowe he didn't want to really do anything with Chasm
That would be the sensible thing to do, which is why I don't believe it for a second.
you mean setting him up in Dark Web. Having Hallows Eve for a full year year to save chasm and then do nothing to anger the fans he has?
I mean admitting he can't write Ben, he'll never let go.
What's bts?
Behind the scenes.
Tbh anyone can write Ben better than Wells and Lowe. Make him an X-Men character.
Thanks anon
>a clone saga revisit
What does it mean?
Nice resolution, homosexual.
Avengers twilight cover
You now realize Norman/Green Goblin is Marvel's Lex Luthor and Joker put into one
Kinda but not really
at least we get a nice moment in spine tingling
but ASM wells still does nothing to improve the story and makes tombstone worst
What happened there?
Peter will never be fixed.
Post the filter lists.
A little late for that considering the thread will soon reach the bump limit lol.
Frick off and die, loser.
Soon Gwen will be brought back with spider-powers it will happen you can be sure of that.
Cute MJ
Lol you are so crazy Norman.
So he got banned in one account and then seethed?
This makes bnd gays seethe
No it does not.
Are you saying you're a BND writer then?
It totally does you ass lasted homosexual. Zeb flew too close to the sun and created an actually terrible book, now everyone’s leaving.
Ultimate will never replace 616.
It already is. Not even out yet and it’s still somehow more popular, because Paul Rabin turned so many people off.
Paul is the cancer eating your precious 616 alive, you flabby schizo. 616 will die before the Celestials bring Gwen back, and it’s all Paul’s fault!
Eh, 616 wont die, but this run will get the mackie/bryne treatment being overshadowed by USM before being ignored by every writer going foward.
Nuance has no place when berating the Gwengay. You have to really go all or nothing, concrete thinking and absolutism is a very common symptom of unmedicated schizophrenia.
I suppose, still, i think its more realistic that if anything this might actually lead to fixing 616, much like how USM kinda lead to OMD in a roundabout way.
Peter fricks old men.
bros? What is happening here?
leave it to marybawdgays to act absolutely deranged 24/7
You've said that 2k times
GWEN, LOOK OUT-!
Norman and mysterio really do make a lovely couple.
>sees Norman
>thinks about what sex with him would be like
just admit to your repressed homolust for him, bro.
Lowe loves to make the cool things canon here is another cool thing enjoy.