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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Editor: Wil Moss
      Based, no more Lowe

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's gonna have that watermark on the pages, but you can see the text fine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subtle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what will be the calling into action.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the overarching plotline be about the spider bite regressing him back to a teenager, and him having to fight to move forward with his life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a feeling that later down the line Hickman will pull a classic move of his and mirror this scene after Peter cheats on MJ.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wouldn't dare write that. No one cares if X-shitters cheat and frick other people, but it's a different matter with Spidey characters, especially nowadays.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct. X-men stans are degenerates who love polyamory.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most poly ships are cringe, but this one actually works

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It only works for me when MJ and Felicia aren't magically and oh so conveniently bisexual for each other. I hate that. Such a copout.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's when you get canon-bi Felicia to help MJ to slowly discover her own sexuality

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not for me senpai. It's fine if they both lose grasp of their boundaries out of love and lust for Peter, but Felicia trying to groom MJ to be a clamjammer isn't it for me.

                I like them being bickering sisters and friendly rivals that respect each other - and would help the other take care of Peter since they love him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair tbh, I'm partial to MJFel as a ship but if you want them to just be friends and co-wives to Peter then that's also great. Anything would be better than what we have now...

    • 5 months ago
      Comm anon

      New thread, nice! And great on the previews. Have another comm.

      Love the amount of detail here.

      great looking MJ

      I wish they'd keep the ponytail or fluffy hair look for this mj, they look better than the main one.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute cover comm!

        • 5 months ago
          Comm anon

          Thanks usper proud of it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute!!!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Richard
      >May
      Given Richard is named after Peter’s dead dad instead of his dead uncle and May is named after his dead aunt instead of his dead mom, it might mean Ben is still alive.

      >Editor: Wil Moss
      Based, no more Lowe

      I bet the editors and writers will be able to remember these kids’ names :^)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet the editors and writers will be able to remember these kids’ names :^)
        I honestly expect some Richard&May vs Romystephanie&Owen(?) art soon. The former kicking the latter's asses ofc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Peter Parker grateful that his children are real, instead of fakes created by his evil Wizard dad to be his wingmen after he assisted in a genocide.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I honestly expect some Richard&May vs Romystephanie&Owen(?) art soon
          What?

      • 5 months ago
        ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN

        There's no precedent for Peter ever naming a daughter after his mother, it's always been May

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s no precedent for Peter naming a son after his dad either in any continuity, IIRC. Admittedly I’m just speculating wildly based on minor details from five pages.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is actually, his son in the House of M universe is called Richie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          do not interact with him, just filter and notify the mods

          I'd make a joke about Trouble here, but that would be too much

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >do not interact with him, just filter and notify the mods
            there is nothing to notify about lol.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ben still raised his ass though, and from when Pete was a baby. He’s his father, just like May’s his mother. The new universe is an altered 616, not 1610. 616 Ben and May raised Peter from infancy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both kids are gingers
      rough

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's all for now. I imagine the first leaks will happen pretty soon, the hype for it is high

      This version of Peter must be loaded if he can afford an apartment like this in New York. I wonder what his job is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it's a senior journalist position, even though I don't like journalists

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Science journalist could work too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >son named after Peter's dad
      >daughter named after his uncle
      Harry Potter situation again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're named after the bravest men I've known, Norman Mephisto Parker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Without the dialogue in the previous teaser, it kinda looked like Richard was being sullen and I immediately jumped to "great, angsty family drama".
      Glad to see I was just being a fricking moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Angsty family drama would be kino though, that's why he HAS a family

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the execution. And in comics, especially in today's comics, I just have no patience for garbage drama where everyone is acting like complete morons.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, if everyone's insufferable then it will suck. However if Peter has to struggle with balancing his familial duties and his newfound powers, and then maybe Richard doesn't like this new "Spider-Man" very much, that could be excellent drama

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, thats fine. Thats the kind I want.
              What I meant was that Richard looking sullen in the no-dialogue teaser had me thinking that it was going to be "son is angsty for no real reason and in a 'frick dad' phase blah blah blah" sort of stuff.
              Doesn't seem to be the case. And I was probably just overthinking it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really come to the breakfast table fully dressed and ready to leave, before eating and having their coffee? Seems backwards.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do. My closet is in my bedroom, the kitchen is closer to the door to leave.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s funny most of Peter’s kids in various universes always seem to resemble MJ more than Peter

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    great looking MJ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks i bit much like Chechetto Electra but we can't expect for most artist to have more than 10 faces

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >milf mj is actually
      Based

      and that's all for now. I imagine the first leaks will happen pretty soon, the hype for it is high

      By office he means the bugle right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Newspaper buildings have offices too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >milf mj is actually
      Based
      [...]
      By office he means the bugle right?

      She looks no different than her younger self. They just drew young MJ and gave her a ponytail

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dude just drew regular MJ. I wanted MILF MJ with huge boobs and shaped like a pear.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Pete will put a couple more kids inside her and she'll eventually get a proper MILF body.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, we still need... *checks notes* Mayday, April, Benjy, Annie, Tonya, AND the two idiots from Life story.

          Knock a few more kids into that baby room of hers, Pete. Do it for all the other versions of you that have fallen till now. Do it for love.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really do wish they'd just pick a couple of names for the kids and reuse them across the different universes.

            The kids don't have to be remotely the same, just say they're multiversal variants, but keep the naming list short.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In certain cases, the different names make sense. Like in this story, or in Life Story, the sons can't be Benjy, because he's 17 years younger than Mayday. And none of the daughters can be Annie because she's always born after Mayday was originally born. Beyond even with multiversal stuff, time still matters. The first daughter is likely always Mayday though.

              Just something that activated my nerd brain.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Beyond even with multiversal stuff, time still matters.
                Does it? There's a universe where Peter is Spider-man during the Great Depression and another where "Petra" is the direct daughter of May and Ben.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd say it does when the desecendants are involved. As it is, Benjy is always 17 years younger because that is how it was when he was first introduced. So even for Noir Peter, his second child would have to be a son born 17 years after his first daughter in order to be Benjy. A daughter born after May would be Annie, before or after her would be Tonya, and if the first birth is twins it'd be April and Mayday of course, etc...

                As for Petra, she's definitively not Peter or an alternate counterpart if she's the daughter of Ben and May, she would be Peter's cousin, not his female counterpart. Now, Peni Parker on the other hand... she's a tougher nut to understand.

                I'm not saying it's gospel or hard and fast or anything, ofc. But I like consistency and trying to make sense of this. Also, I like the idea that Peter has one very large multiversal family. And an actual, actual family, not like the Batfamily, so he has a bunch of kids who if they met, would probably start a flow chart, being like Peter, and drum up some fun game of figuring out who was born when and in what part of his life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure a drawgay will deliver

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thumb Ring
      Oh noooooooooooooooooooo

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and that's all for now. I imagine the first leaks will happen pretty soon, the hype for it is high

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call me a pessimist but it feels like things are going TOO well.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just know things will get worse by the minute once Spider-man shows his ugly face.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The difference between this and ASM is that in the mainline books Peter always gets beaten by the misery and never succeeds anywhere

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course things will get worse. It wouldn't be much of a Spider-Man story if things didn't get worse. The big difference between this and ASM will be that Peter and his family will go through conflict that will give Peter a reason to get better at balancing his personal life and Spider-Man duties, as opposed to ASM where Peter goes through conflict just for the sake of being tortured.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Today is, well, you know...
      The anniversary of Ben or May's death? Would be kino.

      >Richard
      >May
      Given Richard is named after Peter’s dead dad instead of his dead uncle and May is named after his dead aunt instead of his dead mom, it might mean Ben is still alive.

      [...]
      I bet the editors and writers will be able to remember these kids’ names :^)

      That's a good point.

      Ben still raised his ass though, and from when Pete was a baby. He’s his father, just like May’s his mother. The new universe is an altered 616, not 1610. 616 Ben and May raised Peter from infancy.

      Unless this was a later retcon I'm thought Peter was dropped off on their doorstep as a child, not as a baby. He had vague memories of his parents.

      He even blamed himself for their deaths, though that was introduced during Ben Reilly's run.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is, well, you know.
        Their first swinger party

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The anniversary of Ben or May's death? Would be kino.
          It would but I don't see why MJ would bring it up first over Peter.

          Peter is the type to keep things to himself and handle it on his own. MJ knows him so well she can tell what bothers him, especially if it's bad enough to keep him up at night, is my guess.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick yeah I hope so. Sex comics should be the Big 2's future.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Peter and MJ's first swinger party
          >Harry and Liz are there yes I know Spencer killed Harry again frick you
          >Flash Thompson and Betty Brant are there
          >Felicia Hardy shows up as a unicorn
          >Peter and Betty are extremely awkward around each other at the Daily Bugle Monday morning
          >J. Jonah Jameson walks in
          >"What the frick are you two blushing like schoolgirls for? Did you frick or something? Jesus Christ, Peter, aren't you already married to a supermodel or something?"
          >"Anyway, get up off your ass, Parker. I just got news that Spider-Man burned down an orphanage and I want pictures, PRONTO! If they aren't on my desk in one hour, you're fired!"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Needs a full story of this. Somebody get that Hellfire Gala orgy writer on Ao3 to write this.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting imo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The anniversary of Ben or May's death? Would be kino.
        It would but I don't see why MJ would bring it up first over Peter.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Peter is the type to keep things to himself and handle it on his own. MJ knows him so well she can tell what bothers him, especially if it's bad enough to keep him up at night, is my guess.

          Gwen's death

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The anniversary of Ben or May's death?
        More likely it's the anniversary of Gwen's death.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any colorgays wanna turn the blue into black and make the eyes kind of yellow? I tried, but eh. The guy from the other thread did a great job.

          Now see, I'd wonder how that'd work. Peter got out of his shell and came to know Gwen because of his powers. Gwen died because of Spider-Man. Unless they're changing the story like with Spider-Gwen or Life Story, I don't think a powerless Peter and Gwen would have ever been an item. And she also wouldn't have died.

          But if they just wanna say "lel yeah she died here too somehow" I wouldn't be surprised. Just disappointed. Only Gwens I liked were Ultimate, MA, and Spectacular.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was an edit like that here wasn't there?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly figure there's about a 15% chance she'll be Green Goblin.

            Harry's obviously first choice but they've done everything with him, and this Ultimate seems to want go the 'twist' route. Otherwise there's Phil Urich or even Stromm himself, but they'll probably want to do something with Gwen Stacy if she's not dead again.

            She's already associated in people's minds with the name, and her face under the mask is would turn more heads than the rest. Not to mention they've leaned in on the science background recently and you could tie a chain of events where she never got involved with Peter and instead got a job at Oscorp through her friendship with Harry.

            I don't know what will come of these threads.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How's this?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nta but that’s sick as hell man

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that looks really cool

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Spider-man but eeeeeevil

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks good but personally I think the yellow eyes works better with the red and blue color scheme. I think if you go red and black, having white lenses looks better. IMO of course.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              pretty stupid to be honest.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Peter got out of his shell and came to know Gwen because of his powers
            Dude, frick off with this headcanon. He wasn’t a shy nerd or anything like that. Stop self-inserting.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Self inserting? homie this is Peter's literal character, frick offoff.

              Peter's interactions with Gwen were purely because Peter had become a different person because of his powers and Spider-Man. You're an idiot if you think their relationship would play out the same if he didn't have powers.

              If he didn't have powers, and didn't become more sociable after highschool, he would have been the same overly studious science geek that put his studies over anything else, taking any chance of coming across to Gwen as he does with his powers, out of the picture.

              All of the maturation and development he got as a result of having to balance his life because of his powers never would have happened. He would be a different person, and things would happen differently. That's the whole point.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Peter's interactions with Gwen were purely because Peter had become a different person because of his powers and Spider-Man. You're an idiot if you think their relationship would play out the same if he didn't have powers.
                You have clearly never read powerless,

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's true, I haven't.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should thought

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny thing is that I have now seen it pop up in about four threads now. It keeps coming up. I'll check it out.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, he was still the same guy he was in HS and college. Still had his bad temper and attitude. He also had a girlfriend in Betty and had her and Liz fighting over him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pete asked girls out and tried to invite his classmates to the science exhibit all the way back in AF#15. He was plenty sociable, but was rebuffed by others for being a “square”. It was the 60s, and giving a frick about your education was seen as nerdy back in those days. Today, he’d be fine and have plenty of friends. Dude’s 5’10 and handsome even before the spider powers, he’d be fine. Even in the new Ultimate Universe, he went to the exhibit with Liz.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems that decent enough at the beginning that I thought it was implying Spider-Man and MJ will recently divorced.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they wouldn't dare, kek. People are already seething hard over ASM, baiting people to buy this on the grounds of Peter and MJ being married and parents only to reveal a divorce would've gotten Hickman's house being burned down

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A household where the parents are on the verge of divorce doesn't sound at all like the dialogue/"vibe" in the preview. There's always a hint of animosity between the couple in any interaction when there is.
        >t. parents divorced when I was a teenager

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Peter have a orb in a bag

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For pondering.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its where he keeps the charts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He will actually be this universe's Mysterio.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not having an orb

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do have an Orb…right Anon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t have an orb
        Jesus Christ, Anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MJ and Peter are separated, but she still lives there for the kids. She's actually dating Paul, and he reveals himself on the next page.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paul lives with them too, and Peter's kids call him "papa Paul"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's in the ball?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        charts

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shave the fricking beard off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s much better looking than his goatee during Spider-Girl/MC2

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to know who thought that was a good idea

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that OMD in the corner feels like a bad joke

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Peter's fighting against it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of OMD well.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Two things always pissed me off about this. One is the frickers believing this was Mayday - no homie Mayday has been dead in 616. Her entire split timeline was based off of what if she lived.

              Second was WHY would anyone believe Mephisto at this point? His entire goal was to trap the misery that Peter and MJ would feel not being together and nurse on it like a suckling calf. He would fricking lie to make that misery as worse as possible before finally separating the two of them.

              Why would anyone believe a word he said at this point?

              >inb4 annie may
              Up until RYV it would have been more than likely that Mephisto was lying his ass off just to make Peter's plight worse and people saying 'lol Spidey sold his kid's soul' were just being fricking morons.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you assume these guys read comics

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A fundamental flaw

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well at least they were good enough to give us clone gabriel and sarah.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                spider-man's story is so convoluted jesus christ

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh this is nothing just look what they did with Norman.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Satan really does make you do drugs.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >One is the frickers believing this was Mayday - no homie Mayday has been dead in 616. Her entire split timeline was based off of what if she lived
                Because Marvel themselves decided to establish that the reason Mephisto targets Spider-Man and does whatever he can to keep him and MJ apart is because Mephisto foresaw that someday he'd take ovet the world, and Mayday Parker would be the person to defeat him.
                It'd be real easy to just say "Mary Jane only thought she had a miscarriage. The baby was actually alive because Spider powers and the eternal c**t Madame Webb spirited the baby away somewhere for reasons"

                Unless you're going to tell me the Spider-Girl in this image isn't Mayday despite very clearly being Mayday.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lets get one thing clear, the people saying that it was Mayday, and Marvel deciding years later that Mephisto is super terrified of Mayday, are years apart and divorced of each other. The former is because people don't read comics, the later is because even Marvel doesn't read their comics.

                Mayday was and has always been dead in 616. It's to the point that, in RYV, a tangent timeline of 616, that MJ is brought to tears upon meeting Mayday because Mayday was a stillbirth over there too.

                The entire thing of Mephisto making that deal to keep Mayday from being born is moot because she was already fricking dead. They're just trying to over explain why he was so interested in separating Pete and MJ, but it's not needed and just brings up a glaringly large, gaping plothole.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mayday was and has always been dead in 616. It's to the point that, in RYV, a tangent timeline of 616, that MJ is brought to tears upon meeting Mayday because Mayday was a stillbirth over there too.
                Hell, even in Spider-Verse Peter still remembers Mayday as the daughter he was supposed to have... but didn't get to have, because she died. Mayday's time in 616 was never supposed to happen, and that's why 982 exists. The entire thing with Mephisto is beyond moronic no matter how Marvel tries to justify it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                While I understand what you're saying, we're going to end up going in circles.
                To make things simple, I'm just going to greentext some shit and you tell me what you agree and don't agree with.
                >Spider-Man making a deal with Mephisto was moronic then
                >It's moronic now
                >It will be moronic tomorrow
                >It will still be moronic even if they retcon it
                >Using Mayday as justification for the why of it is moronic
                >Mephisto doing it because of Mayday is still canon because Marvel is moronic
                >Retconning Mayday being stillborn is entirely possible because Marvel has retconned far more significant shit than this in far more asinine ways.
                >616 Spider-Man has been in a downward spiral since One More Day
                >Spider-Man's entire supporting cast has been progressively getting worse since One More Day
                >Especially his love interests
                >ESPECIALLY MJ and Felicia
                >All of this and more can and possibly will be retconned eventually
                >We're all just here in these threads to suffer

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

                Lets get one thing clear, the people saying that it was Mayday, and Marvel deciding years later that Mephisto is super terrified of Mayday, are years apart and divorced of each other. The former is because people don't read comics, the later is because even Marvel doesn't read their comics.

                Mayday was and has always been dead in 616. It's to the point that, in RYV, a tangent timeline of 616, that MJ is brought to tears upon meeting Mayday because Mayday was a stillbirth over there too.

                The entire thing of Mephisto making that deal to keep Mayday from being born is moot because she was already fricking dead. They're just trying to over explain why he was so interested in separating Pete and MJ, but it's not needed and just brings up a glaringly large, gaping plothole.
                >While I understand what you're saying, we're going to end up going in circles.
                >To make things simple, I'm just going to greentext some shit and you tell me what you agree and don't agree with.
                -Man making a deal with Mephisto was moronic then
                >>It's moronic now
                >>It will be moronic tomorrow
                >>It will still be moronic even if they retcon it
                Mayday as justification for the why of it is moronic
                doing it because of Mayday is still canon because Marvel is moronic
                Mayday being stillborn is entirely possible because Marvel has retconned far more significant shit than this in far more asinine ways.
                >>616 Spider-Man has been in a downward spiral since One More Day
                -Man's entire supporting cast has been progressively getting worse since One More Day
                his love interests
                MJ and Felicia
                >>All of this and more can and possibly will be retconned eventually
                it will never get retconned.
                >>We're all just here in these threads to suffer

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't agree with
                >Mephisto doing it because of Mayday >Retconning Mayday being stillborn

                >Remember Spidey's kid? Remember how Ben told Peter to tell her about her Uncle Ben? Remember how she died?
                >Yeah actually naw she didn't die.
                >That deal with the devil? Yeah that was to stop her from being born.
                >What? She was dead for years by that point? Nah, you're dreaming dear reader, it never happened. False.
                >An alternate universe predicated entirely on what if she had actually survived that started over a decade before the deal storyline existed? That's crazy talk.
                >So anyway yeah Mephisto has big plans and is totally one step ahead, we're not trying to desperately come up with anything at all.

                You're right of course about... everything, unfortunately, because Marvel is fricking moronic, but it really is a slap in the face to do that, just pissing on your head and calling it rain. And then seeing people go "Well done Marvel" like it's actually a genius move, dear Lord, that pisses me off.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mayday is inevitable. MJ, Gwen, Felicia, Cindy, Chat, the mother doesn’t matter. All that matters that as long as Spidey has a daughter, she’ll always be Mayday.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can someone post the image that references that bit in Superior but it's Mephisto and Mayday instead of Norman and Peter saying "It's you" and "The one and only"?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that OMD in the corner feels like a bad joke

          lol peter hasn't caught a break in over a decade at this point

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spencer's run was literally a 3 year break.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              let's be real here - it was an illusion of a break. I know it probably wasn't what he wanted, but that's what we have to deal with now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Three years is three years. And with asm being bi monthly it was a ton of issues. And tbh we're probably going to alternate from now on at worst.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like that spencer fixed some a lot of slotts shit like CEO peter, but after that his run felt pretty aimless. Loved the art Ottley did for it though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The beard is sick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultimate Peter cosplays as Paul. It’s the only way he got Mary Jane.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MJ likes bearde men better across the multiverse. That's her canon event

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      get fricked, Peter is awesome with a beard/stubble/unshaven. This was always true

      It’s much better looking than his goatee during Spider-Girl/MC2

      And it really is better than that goatee honestly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hickman likes his beards. Easy signifier of age/maturity/weariness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re just jealous you can’t grow a beard yourself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The beard is terrible and needs to meet a painful death.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks great, what's the problem?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    here for the seething at hickman
    where are the charts my homie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick your charts, Tony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you steve
        they'rE IN THE ORB

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dad your orb is screaming again
          >I told you not to mess with it Richard

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >diiiissssplllaaaaayyyy mmmyyyyy chhhaaaaaarrrttsss

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol this will go down as being a real fast spider-man thread.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am gonna say it
    It annoys me that the kids have ginger hair instead of auburn or dark red like MJ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It usually gets darker as they age

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just a schizoid, pay no attention to morons like him

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ignore him and don't reply to his spam. Just mark his posts to the mods and some cheeto dusted individual will eventually get to it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Title of the thread is Spider-Man not Ultimate Spider-Man so this not spam that being the case here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol they will not apparentely you did not read the title of the thread so alas this is not spam.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Read the tiltle of thread this not a Ultimate Spider-Man but rather a spider-man one so.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imma make a pull list for this Hickman, but I will can it the MOMENT that you introduce miles be warned

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prepare yourself.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yes clones and jackal will be in this maybe even sooner then you think.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fingers crossed for Multiplicity shenanigans.
          >Peter, Peter, you have to get up.
          >"Mmrr..."
          >"Unnnh..."
          >"You're going to be late!"
          >"Honey, please-"
          >"Let's make another clone..."
          >"Peter please no I can barely handle one of you"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I will can it the MOMENT that you introduce miles be warned
      If Miles was in this or at all relevant Marvel would have forced Hickman to make him show up in the covers or previews.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miguel would be the only non-Peter Spider-Man I'd want to see, but I guess that won't happen. The suit being teased on a cover made me hopeful, but it just might be an alt sit for Peter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m fine with them just letting Hickman use petes supporting cast. Even without him being spider-man in high school he has a decent amount of well established characters to adapt and play with.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    alas norman never really had Gwen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's related how? This is usm.

      Why can't Gwengays just move on?

      Will jannies do anything since it's so clearly spam?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And that's related how? This is usm.
        No it is not the title says Spider-Man not Ultimate Spider-Man learn to read.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone retcons it, it will be retcon of the retconned retcon...Jesus

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing on Donna Troy

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Gwengays just move on?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      autism. You can also help him move on by letting the mods know. They'll help (hopefully)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why can't Gwengays just move on?
      Have them revive 616 Gwen and we will

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did, Spider-Gwen is now permanently in 616!

        But even then you can’t be happy. It’s sad.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what does that matter Spider-Gwen is not 616 Gwen.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is. She’s Gwen and she’s in 616 :^)

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              But she is not 616 Gwen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you need that to move on proves you can't move on.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The fact that you need that to move on proves you can't move on.
          They did the wrong thing by having Gwen killed she should have not have died it should have been may instead

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did, in the first clone saga. Peter himself said he had no feeling left for Gwen and her return pretty much almost ruined his relationship with MJ and turned him crazy because of the guilt.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They did, in the first clone saga. Peter himself said he had no feeling left for Gwen and her return pretty much almost ruined his relationship with MJ and turned him crazy because of the guilt.
          Oh please everyone knows Peter never got over Gwen's death and this proves it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did, in the first clone saga. Peter himself said he had no feeling left for Gwen and her return pretty much almost ruined his relationship with MJ and turned him crazy because of the guilt.

            I think we can say that Married Peter, pre OMD, was much better adjusted and matured. He made his peace and moved on from Gwen because he had MJ in totality. This Peter though is post-OMD, so all of his development that was gained because MJ was in his life, as his wife, never got to happen.

            In that way post-OMD is like the alternate timeline that never. Fricking. Ends. I wonder what the Peter who didn't take the deal is up to now.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He made his peace and moved on from Gwen
              Romantically, I mean. He would never forgive Norman, especially not after Sins Past, and he would still absolutely curbstomp Norman on principle if he started to act up. But as far as 'muh Gwen', no, Peter wouldn't carry her torch anymore.

              I wonder if the Sins Past retcon applies to Pre-OMD too? I guess it would have to, because it goes even further before Peter and MJ's marriage, so the deal wouldn't have affected it...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder if the Sins Past retcon applies to Pre-OMD too?
                maybe, but you could very easily claim it would still happen as it did pre-retcon. There's not a lot to really go on either way since the story we ended up getting regarding Kindred ended up such a convoluted mess. I'd say the biggest issue here isn't even whether or not Sins Past would still have been a thing, but whether or not Norman's deal with Mephisto even existed pre-OMD. It makes no sense to be a thing with the way Norman was characterized, no matter how much casuals like to say it makes perfect sense for Norman.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sins Past shouldn't have happened to begin with. Having Gwen frick Norman out of nowhere was obviously just cheap shock value. And because everyone knew it was a mistake, they scrambled to patch things up and overcorrected with that convoluted retcon, as always.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They only double down on bad decisions these days. Retconning Sins Past was just out of a desperate effort to preserve One More Day, which editorial considers central and vital, out of a combination of misanthropy and schizophrenia.

                You know what's more likely to happen? Some other hack comes along and recanonizes Sins Past for shock value yet again.

                Gwenschizo better watch out, and if he wasn't moronic he'd be just as desperate to escape the increasingly degraded and baggage laden 616 continuity.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some other hack comes along and recanonizes Sins Past for shock value yet again.
                I mean, I would do that kek. But I am a Normansimp so you at least understand where I'm coming from. I would have Peter beat the shit out of Mephisto and nut inside MJ tho, so there's at least that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Normansimp
                Very based, my friend. Hopefully in Ultimate, Harry will man up and finally Uphold the Legacy.

                Either that or they'll have to reveal that Norman faked his own death, is actually leading the Illuminati now instead of the Maker, and killed Emily Osborn on purpose to get with his mistress Gwen Stacy.

                Just Norman things.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                very based ideas, fellow Norman enjoyer. Id only Marvel could see it our way...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They never will you can be sure of that.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think any of this happens anymore anon since it's obvious that OMD will never get undone. Maybe things would have worked out better for Peter had Gwen lived after all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was a what if about that. Peter ended up revealing his identity to Gwen, Norman reveals it to the public, and JJJ being a scumfrick used that to storm in on him with police, forcing Peter into hiding.

                Personally, I prefer the Spider-punisher's take on things.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ultimate is the undoing of OMD we always wanted, frankly. We don't owe Amazing or 616 anything, and pretty much every book aside from maybe Moon Knight, Fantastic Four, and Dr. Strange is complete fricking garbage right now anyways, and Amazing is the worst its ever been.

                I'm totally fine with tuning out Amazing completely and seeing what Hickman does. No more continuity confusion over OMD. No more shitty self inserts. No more manchild Peter.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No more shitty self inserts
                desu, this can still happen

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                On a bad self-insert scale, someone like Carlie Cooper is like a 5/10.

                Paul is a solid 12/10, I'm appalled at how defensive the homosexuals writing this shit are about this cardboard cutout of a genocidal rapist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough, Paul really is peak shit in that regard.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it'll happen during Hickman's tenure. But the moment he gets booted because USM is more popular than ASM you can guarantee they'll put a character assassinator of the highest level on the book

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just read the latest unlimited comic, RYV peter moved on and still says that sometimes he still remembers her, but he moved on thanks to Mary Jane.
              Now he is giving to Kamen Insectoid Earth Peter the same talk, move on and live with his Gwen Stacy since his Mary Jane died to giant centipede Green Goblin

              Mayday is inevitable. MJ, Gwen, Felicia, Cindy, Chat, the mother doesn’t matter. All that matters that as long as Spidey has a daughter, she’ll always be Mayday.

              The latest batman comic kinda threw a "Terry McGinnis is inevitable" into the Zur homosexualry since Beyond/White Knight Old Man BruceZur is the only sane person there while the others are insane, which ended with said bruce getting beaten by edgelord movie zur.

              >art is lazy
              >the Jackpot costume looks like crap
              >the one-liner is laughably asinine
              >nobody in the world actually likes the idea of MJ becoming a superhero
              I honestly think Marvel is just deliberately making all the worst possible creative choices these days. There's no other real rational explanation for this.

              The thing is, Marvel wants her to be a hero disconectedd from peter when in all universes she takes the Spider Woman mantle.

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                It did with terry? God the current run is so dumb.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because all other batmans called Beyond Old Bruce a weakling for trusting his future to a new generation(who is doing well) not tied to them while all others made fricking failsafe, even DKR who shat on Carrie as Batwoman it seems to have made failsafe and Bruce's hand off it as a connection to the zur multiversal mainframe

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just read the latest unlimited comic, RYV peter moved on and still says that sometimes he still remembers her, but he moved on thanks to Mary Jane.
                Now he is giving to Kamen Insectoid Earth Peter the same talk, move on and live with his Gwen Stacy since his Mary Jane died to giant centipede Green Goblin

                [...]
                The latest batman comic kinda threw a "Terry McGinnis is inevitable" into the Zur homosexualry since Beyond/White Knight Old Man BruceZur is the only sane person there while the others are insane, which ended with said bruce getting beaten by edgelord movie zur.

                [...]
                The thing is, Marvel wants her to be a hero disconectedd from peter when in all universes she takes the Spider Woman mantle.

                Oh I gotta read this.
                If DKR is Dark Knight Returns like I think it is, that jackass has zero place to talk in a room full of Batman.

                Is White Knight STILL going?

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                I really dislike beyond as a "good" future, and the whole failsalfe/zur stuff is so dumb, so this is all even dumber. Doeant really fit half those batmans either tbh.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terry being "Inevitable" is fine though. He's far enough in the future that it kind of doesn't matter. You could theoretically have every existing Robin pick up the mantle of Batman one after the other, ending with Damian, and still have enough leeway for Terry to pick it up without stepping on any toes that actually matter.

                It doesn't hurt that fans generally like Terry.

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                I feel terry works only in the context of an AU, not as the main future, at least not with bruce in the old man role, that is a massive bad ending for bruce that ends up treating the phantasam thing as gospel for bruce when half the dcau batman stories are undermined with that angle. Making damian the old wayne works a bit better, but damian being batman is HIS bad end too, so its kinda that issue.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is a Spider-Man thread so I don't want to devolve into Batman discussion, but you do realize that just because one version of a character exists in sub-optimal conditions, that doesn't mean all versions of that character must live in those same sub-optimal conditions, right?
                You can write Terry to exist as an inevitable replacement without making Bruce an old miserable frick just because Batman Beyond did it.

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                Absolutely, i dont even dislike beyond, i just dont like it as the ending to dcau batman. Tho beyond is very spidey-esque so its not the worst fitting thing to talk about here.

                I do think naturally the others that have a pre-existing tie to bruce make more natural sucessors, so it either needs bruce to implode his relationships with them, convolute the situation so a random teen's batman rather than them, or making him suceed one of them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easy enough.
                Damian, as the biological son of Bruce, inevitably becomes Batman.
                Damian, taking after his father, recruits young people to be part of the mission.

                You can even have an old Bruce still around helping Damian how he can. Could even have him married to Selina and Helena be around as Damian's little sister and Batgirl, while Terry serves as a Robin or Nightwing before eventually taking the cowl himself.
                Done.

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                I dont particularly like damian as batman and its clearly his bad ending as a character. Regardless i did say it was an option lmao. "making him suceed one of them". I didnt say it was hard.

                Making terry a sideckick totally ruins the base appeal tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plural
      It's one polak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why can't Gwengays just move on?
      What about MJ gays have they moved on from the fact that 616 MJ cheated on Peter with Paul? I rest my case anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gwen cheated with Norman Osborn, you have no ground to stand on

        that's why Felicia is best girl

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          When do we suspect we get to see black cats in this universe? We never get to see her and renew your vows spider-man.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet she'll come up as a love triangle type deal when Peter's getting more used to his new powers in 10-15 issues

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hickman doesn't do love triangles he does threesomes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Provide some examples of his threesomes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Logan/jean/Scott and he implied Scott was still fricking Emma

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY SHIT WE WON

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gwen cheated with Norman Osborn, you have no ground to stand on
          lol spencer made it non-canon remember.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being a Gwen gay must really suck if your saving grace is Nick "famously pro-MJ" Spencer

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Being a Gwen gay must really suck if your saving grace is Nick "famously pro-MJ" Spencer
              I addmit that the recton should have been handled better but that's not spencer's fault but rather marvel editoral. Still I am happy anyway since Sins Past is no longer canon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Foreinger dude..

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that's why Felicia is best girl
          >steals his blood to sell to his enemies
          >has a mental breakdown seeing him without his mask on
          >refuses to frick without the mask on
          >leaves after fricking
          >fricks his colleagues and friends
          >For most of their history until he gets married she only loves Spider-Man and is disgusted with Peter Parker, wanting little to nothing to do with him
          >Only "grows up " (funny word for not being an emotionally traumatizing c**t) after he no longer is interested in her and has MJ
          Yeah sure anon, she sure is best girl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would anyone fight for a female support character from a comicbook in 2024?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because nobody really likes Spider-Gwen that's why.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            not even stan lee cared about gwen why would anyone care about any version of this character

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually stan did care about Gwen you know nothing anon nothing at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                wake up man, that girl you liked in highschool is not the only woman on the earth

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your first love is what truly matters sure other girls may enter your life but your first love is what truly matters since that love is usually the most strongest comapred to the later ones.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still a better love story than the Spider-man who gobs in ASM recently

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Peter has literally said out loud no less than 4 times since she died that he loves MJ more than he ever loved Gwen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least your character is (mostly) dead and you don’t have to watch the writers sabotage their story to ruin her. THAT’S what you have to look forward to if your monkey paw wish gets granted anon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wdym spider-man comics ended in 2008 with some cool one shots since

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That won't happen since they once ruined OG Gwen only later to have her fixed making her look bad again would make marvel lool plain dumb.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not actually fans of Gwen or Peter's relationship with her, they're just trying to make people mad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just one single shitposter who's able to hold every Spider-Man thread on Cinemaphile hostage with his boring spam, because the jannies don't give a frick about actually dealing with him for some bizarre reason. He's been doing this dumb shtick practically every day for like two years now, and I've only ever seen him get banned once or twice. Pretty sure he was even doing this over Christmas as well.
      It's boggling how one lone autist is able to completely and consistently ruin threads all on his own. Say what you want about reddit and other forums, but at least there a homosexual like this would be banned the instant he tried spamming for the first time.

      They're not actually fans of Gwen or Peter's relationship with her, they're just trying to make people mad.

      This. He's just doing it to shitpost.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Peter gonna mentor teen tony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl I really wanted armored adventures to try that for an episode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Old Peter
      >Young Tony
      This ultimate universe seem like a wild ride.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doom Reed
        >Buddhist genocidal Hulk
        You can say that again

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I loathe him & his shows but some lindelof hulk mite b cool

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          old peter will probably have the same role tony or reed has in 616

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wakanda is at war with a neighboring country
          Finally, a realistic depiction of Africa.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing of interests so far. Art looks nice though.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been wondering does anyone know the song from the trailer?

    ?si=dK5XiekHer1wGtSK

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do the mods hate us?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is this a sequel to the ultimate spider-man? Like the series from the 00s. The one where he died.. but then came back and said "frick everything" and gave it all to Miles?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. It's kinda confusing, but this is a new Ultimate universe.
      >why use the name then?
      it's familiar. I guess Marvel might also consider the Ultimate name as something to use for alt universes (that don't take place in a future setting, hence why no 2099 as the main contender for that)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well.. okay then. I guess I can jump into this with no backstory then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why use the name
        it is a universe modified by the whims of reed richards of 1610 (the original ultimate) to be the replacement

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That and Donny Cates got into some problems as he was supposed to be working on this, and Hickman got brought in to do his own thing instead

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really like Donny Cates but I doubt it would be better

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I really like Donny Cates

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, Venom is one of the best-selling comics since he wrote it. You can’t argue with results.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                cates can only write action figures being mashed into each other
                >hulk is stronger
                >no thor is
                ad infinitum

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                and this is better than the self-insert crap they are currently writing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Best selling" doesn't mean a whole lot when even the best selling books these days sell like crap.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I really like Donny Cates

              See, Venom is one of the best-selling comics since he wrote it. You can’t argue with results.

              I enjoyed Remender's Agent Venom run

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoyed most of his stuff & would happily accept more big 2 cape shit from him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm usually a strict Peter/Ben/Kainegay but Remender's Agent Venom gave me an entirely unexpected appreciation for Flash. One that sadly did not transfer over into Bendis's spaceknight bullshit or the Spider-Island what if.

                But he wrote a damn good Flash. I'll always remember his run fondly for that alone.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would've been more fond of Remender's Venom if he didn't feel the need to kill off Pat off-screen and make Toxin just another lame symbiote.
                I really liked the "by the book cop/bratty kid symbiote" dynamic and would've loved to see more of it..

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was literally going to bring that up, but it would undercut what I sad lol. Me b***hing about poor Pat is a whole separate thing. Toxin going from the symbiote that broke the mold to another notch on Eddie's belt annoyed the hell out of me.

                I wasn't a fan of Eddie after that. Good thing too, because shit around him has been awful.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was good but infested with tie-ins

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder what Cates would have done in Hickman's position

            [...]
            This version of Peter must be loaded if he can afford an apartment like this in New York. I wonder what his job is.

            MJ is gonna be the breadwinner

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Peter mentions late nights and heading to the office.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has a job but Mary Jane is gonna be working as a world famous model most likely, that pulls in most of the money

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mary Jane is gonna be working as a world famous model most likely
                Ew no. It’s a dumb idea.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? That's literally what she is known for in 616

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but last night I just remembered she owned a club. I wonder what happened to that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It burned down twice in Slott's run and then Spencer kinda ignored it iirc. They should bring it back, that was a fun addition

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is actually married to Mary-Jane instead of just rooming with her
                >has actual children instead of fakes created by his dad
                >has an actual job and an income
                >has birth certificate, valid ID, and Social Security Number
                >did not murder billions of people by accident

                PAULBROS WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not kill billions of people by accident and do we know what Spider-Man's job is in this universe?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s got something to do with that orb in his bag, so I’m thinking something science related.

                Except another preview showed him at the Daily Bugle. But maybe it wasn’t as an employee?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Paul doesn’t even have US citizenship and is basically an illegal immigrant living inside MJ’s house.

                Guys I don’t think they thought through Paul’s backstory in the slightest.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No new universe. Made by the Reed Richards from the old ultimate that basically went evil.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what dirt does the schizo have on the mods that they never fricking do anything about that dumb, spamming shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again read the title of thread instead of getting angry it says Spider-Man not Ultimate Spider-Man learn to read buddy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make a callous post

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience, when an incessant, prolific shitposter/spammer like this who does it every single fricking day is going almost completely unchecked, it's either because:
      >the jannies don't care about the threads the trolling is happening in, regardless of how many reports come in, so they just let it happen
      OR
      >the jannies are friends with the shitposter, or perhaps even the shitposter is a janny himself, so they deliberately protect him
      You might think the latter is too outlandish, even for Cinemaphile, but I've seen it happen elsewhere. You'd get a ban for complaining about the fact that the shitposter there was protected, while the shitposter would just keep spamming his nonsense like nobody's business

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've actually kamikaze'd myself on numerous occasions by posting porn and/or gore (don't remember which) to see how mods would react.
        Naturally mods only deleted my posts but left the schizoBlack person's untouched, so he's certainly sucking up to jannytrannies or is one of them.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the deal here? Is this really the Ultimate universe? Is this what would have become of Ultimate Spidey had he not been killed by Goblin?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      here

      no. It's kinda confusing, but this is a new Ultimate universe.
      >why use the name then?
      it's familiar. I guess Marvel might also consider the Ultimate name as something to use for alt universes (that don't take place in a future setting, hence why no 2099 as the main contender for that)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, new universe. The maker travel in a universe who didn't have its superhero yet and start shit up.
      On the few things on top of my head
      >Howard is Iron Man and Obadiah Stane is War Machine
      >Tony is a teen and Iron Lad (might become Kang too)
      >The FF are dead except Reed, who became Dr Doom
      >Odin got killed and Loki took his place
      >Hulk became a buddhist monk who is the leader of a monk nation and use satellites to obliterate peoples.
      >Colossus and Magik are Russia's leaders
      >Black Panther and Moon Knight are at war with each others.
      >Storm is Killmonger's GF
      >Peter never got bitten as a teen. Married MJ and had non powered kids.
      >Captain America is probably the only one who didn't change

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        never got bitten as a teen. Married MJ and had non powered kids.
        How much do you want to bet they just She-Hulk one of the kids?
        That is, one of them (Likely May, because it's always a Peter daughter) gets severely injured by some villain or another, and is so in danger of bleeding out with MJ and Richard so far away the only safe bet to get her the blood she needs is to take it right from a now powered up Peter.

        • 5 months ago
          Comm anon

          Honestly my bet is that richard will be this setting's venom or something

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Initial 6160 is just setting up various heroes and villains and super organizations
            >A married Peter as Spider-Man was never the lasting intention
            >Setting does a time skip in 1-2 years
            >May is now a teenager, goes by her full name Mayday as a civilian, goes by Spider-Woman (No Jessica to take it first) as a hero, and is the main spider hero of the setting now after Green Goblin's fall from grace saw him take Spider-Man's leg.
            >Goes through this universe's symbiote saga
            >Richard becomes Venom
            How would people react?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bait and switch, Spidey edition
              Nah f amalam

            • 5 months ago
              Comm anon

              I doubt the two year thing, since the main premise of hte book is that there's 2 years before the dome opens, and with issue 1 it seems to be in kinda real time? As its jan of 2023.

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                2024 sorry

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One night a Polish hobo who was known only as "The Goblin" for his unspeakable ugliness and manletism got really drunk and fricked a pig in the nearby barn. Fearing that he'd be caught by the farmer and forced to do what he hated the most, which was to actually work and have a steady job, he retreated to places unknown never to be seen again. Sometime later the gwenschizo is born. Growing up without a father and inheriting the ugliest traits of both his parents lead to him becoming a friendless loser no one wanted to play with which led to him developing the resentment for this so-called "Goblin".
    One day he found a stash of Sins Past floppies in the school bathroom after all the kids in his class took turns dunking him face-first into the toilet for being annoying. He instantly fell in love with Gwen Stacy as she was the only girl he ever seen who seemed prostituteish enough to actually be willing to frick him instead of just laughing at him or kicking him in the balls (though due to their size most girls missed the mark so they just chose to laugh) like every other girl did. However that was darkened by her being fricked by Green Goblin which instantly brought up all the bad memories and Mary Jane reminded him of one redheaded girl who actually did somehow manage to consistently kick him in his tiny balls with 100% accuracy. Foaming at the mouth gwenschizo was escorted out of the school and thrown in the dumpster because nobody cared to take him home. Years later gwenschizo found Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile by accident while looking for CP because outside of Gwen Stacy it was the only thing that gave him an erection. Stumbling upon Cinemaphile threads decades of humiliation took their toll and the age of schizophrenic ramblings began. Finding kindred spirits in fellow eunuchs and trannies aka Cinemaphile moderation team, gwenschizo began his reign of sucking a fat wiener.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how long till he dies and is replaced by new ultimate miles as the true ultimate spider-man

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn’t much, but this was one of the first times in a long time that the preview pages of Spider-Man didn’t piss me off in some way.

    That’s enough to make me comfortable with the idea that they should shutter Amazing in favor of Ultimate. Even if it’s average, it’s not actively repellant like Amazing, so far.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost hunt? Ben Reilly? Joe fixit?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's see if hickman will have his dream come true of becoming an editor of a comic book line

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this version of spider-man possibly going to have organic we shooters? Because I can't really imagine how adult married peter with two kids is gonna pull off making that shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? The production of web comes in connection with his powers. He knows how to build one that works the way it does precisely because of the spider bite. However, to differentiate, I think they should give him natural shooters.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since when? I've been out of the loop for a while. The spider bite gives peter the knowledge to make a webshooter? That's moronic.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He gains knowledge inherited from the spider about how to produce the webs chemically. And honestly, this was brilliant for the 60s. However, it also adds to the character's innate genius, in addition to the gain provided by the radioactivity in his blood.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 90s show

      • 5 months ago
        Please

        >He knows how to build one that works the way it does precisely because of the spider bite.
        That sounds like some garbage introduced by spider-verse and its offshoots to justify how the imitations have webbing.

        Peter built the webshooters on his own merits, not because of the bite. If you want to get on the meta side of things, in JMS it was tongue in cheek implied he chose to call himself spider-man because of the bite, when he could have called himself anything. But he chose the webs, he chose the iconography. At the same time, in the same run, it's also said, "No he was bitten by a spider of course he'd call himself spider-man".

        Peter just happens to be a genius who was able to put together webfluid after getting his powers. He may have been inspired by them to use make the recipe into webbing, but bite didn't magically teach him how to do it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it wouldn't make sense if he didn't gain powers, skills and knowledge from a
          "Spider" being that he was bitten by one.
          Him being a genius only complements this, seeing as Miles was bitten by a spider and has no intelligence whatsoever and, apparently, doesn't even know how to produce web fluid.
          The instinctive will and comfort in being in dark and high corners, the way of fighting that naturally resembles a spider, the way he carries himself (he used to jump a lot in fights, and for some reason they forgot that) has always reminded him of one. Obviously, because he was bitten by a spider and became a human spider.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The instinctive will and comfort in being in dark and high corners, the way of fighting that naturally resembles a spider, the way he carries himself (he used to jump a lot in fights, and for some reason they forgot that) has always reminded him of one. Obviously, because he was bitten by a spider and became a human spider.
            That's because Peter was, and is always, the best fit for the Spider. He is THE Spider-Man. The Spider chose him above everyone else.

            Besides that, again, Peter already had the innate genius and capacity to revolutionize chemistry with his own man made adhesive product. After being bitten, he warped it to a more utilitarian use for performance, as he wanted to do cool stuff on tv originally.

            I say that the powers magically imbuing him with knowledge takes away from his innate genius. That is all on him and it detracts from his character to say that it was given to him like a hand out.

            For Miles, I agree. And while Ultimate Peter had continued his father's research but completed it and then chose, just like Peter, to warp it to fit the spider powers, he still made it his own. Peter is just "That Guy", the powers and identity work best with him. That's why nearly all offshoots and copycats either don't have webs, or have convenient organic webbing.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Funny how even Bendis managed to understand something, at the time (even though he's the guy who distorted the meaning of it), that recent writers can't understand about Spider-Man. This explains a lot about the quality of the magazine and his inconsistent characterization.

              Spider-Man being the sum of his parts is something much more fundamental than just a brand of clothing and a set of relatively generic powers.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                More than the sum of his parts you mean? But yeah, Peter, being Peter, makes those powers a quantative leap that others just can't get. Even Ben Reilly. Peter's just the man.

                Also did Bendis really? If so, yeah it's an extremely poignant point that's unique to Peter. I'm surprised he would posit something like that considering his characterization of Peter and how he pretty much started the dilution of the character.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Spider-Man being the sum of his parts is something much more fundamental than just a brand of clothing and a set of relatively generic powers.
                Tell that to Adidas

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's just spam from the resident troll.
    Report them for spam, and then report the spammer's smug ESL "lol this isn't spam sir look at the title good sir" replies for trolling. Occasionally, reporting actually does something.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you guys like to see from a PeterFelicia AU?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't read a ton of Spider-Man comics but are there any stories of him when he was younger growing up like Superboy comics used to be?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try Amazing Fantasy #15 and ASM #1-100

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres no miles thread up atm so...
    lol
    >miles can now see through walls if he focuses hard enough!!!! guys his spider-sense is totally weaker than peters!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter can, or could, do that to. For the time Shattered Dimensions was considered canon (it was for Ultimate for sure), the boost Spidey got to his spider-sense had that included. Even Migs temporarily got his own spider-sense.

      But yeah Miles getting gibs is bullshit ng l

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >For the time Shattered Dimensions was considered canon (it was for Ultimate for sure)
        Since when? The only game that was considered canon for Ultimate far as I know was the OG Ultimate Spider-Man, before Bendis in all his wisdom of King Shitmidas retconned it with a much shittier retelling of it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since the game released to just after Peter died in ultimate. Eventually it was dropped however, much like the USM game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This little homie is Daredevil now? lol Marvel is so fricking pathetic. Toss Miles into the trash already.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Morales' Spider sense starts malfunctioning or straight up not working.
      >It's waning ability is attributed to his mental state which is overtaxed with his mounting pressures.
      >Miles sees Doc. Samson in order to refocus himself
      >His mental exercises he employs are actually useful to train and expand his Spider sense powers.

      Yep, it's manufactured outrage again. Spider sense was always something that could be expanded to the level of assassin Spider with some training. Come back with a real complaint

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miles sees a therapist
        >this results in him getting a daredevil power
        It’s shit. At least have him actually train for it like Peter did back in the day

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is training moron. what don't you understand about it?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Peter having to make an entirely new martial art for unique to him to compensate for him temporarily losing his spider sense
            >Miles just going to a therapist and suddenly getting power number 563
            Oh yeah you’re right that’s exactly the same thing

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Peter's power was a gimmick instantly undone by the next writer to get a hold of him. No more useful than a gimmick suit to beat a villain.

              Miles was a core evolution of abilities on the path of improvement.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Peter’s path of improvement led to him making a name for himself as Spider-Man in the superhero community and becoming known as its heart and soul, all the while accruing a great deal of close friends in his personal life.
                Miles’s path of improvement is getting new powers handed to him and clinging to the Spider-Man name like a parasite.
                lol

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is not training. You have never trained for anything in your life and that is painfully obvious

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Assassin Spidey
            >Trained nonstop with a legendary combat vet that could turn normal people into Black Widows capable of fighting against or alongside Captain America, as well as wolverine himself
            >Regular Spider-Man
            >Has to be trained by Daredevil =, a master in other senses, because he's temporarily blind, or have years of experience to develop his spider-sense or have none at all and be trained extensively by Shang-Chi to complement his spider-sense with actual martial arts and kinesiology
            >Miles
            >...He went to a therapist for a little bit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In a better story, Pete training to improve his spider senses would’ve happened pretty early on in his career, not decades after.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Therapy works for first world problems since it’s just venting your issues to a third party. It ain’t a fix all since it doesn’t do shit against actually serious issues. THAT you need actual action to fix. Words are cheap, but actions are everything.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool pic. Peni looks amazimg with the tired eyes but Miles looks off. He doesn't look like Miles.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so is this a continuation of the Ultimate stuff or a reboot?
    No I won't google it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait so is this a continuation of the Ultimate stuff or a reboot?
      Neither. Not related to the Ultimate universe at all. They're just using the Ultimate name.
      Maker/Ultimate Reed messed with the 616 timeline and created an alternate universe. Age of Makerpocalypse basically.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Maker/Ultimate Reed messed with the 616 timeline and created an alternate universe. Age of Makerpocalypse basically.
        Uhhh, that's not what happened. The Maker found a universe that is very similar to Ultimate Universe (Earth-6160) and altered it to be the way he wanted his original universe to be.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, you're dumb. The whole point of the first issue and start of the second issue of Ultimate Invasion was that he's just spinning off an alternate 616. Its what the "would you erase me from history if you could" question to Reed is all about. Because thats what Maker is about to do.
          Why do you think the title page is a bubble saying 616 with the a ton of tiny lines emerging from it? And then after Maker goes through the portal, the bubble is changed to "..." followed by the next page where the bubble is now "6160".
          Even in the second issue, the memory log of the catalysts of this universe's heroes is labeld "BR-616".
          You have to be brain damaged and illiterate to not figure this out.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do they give a reason why 6160 Tony is a teenager when 616 Tony is older than his universe's Peter?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. It just so happen that the Maker decided to establish his experiment on a earth where Peter is older than Tony.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already said this, but Hickman's Ultimate universe would make for a sick Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ultimate
    Hope there's no Peter Darker in it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tear up every time I think of this picture.

      How's this?

      Thanks so much anon, seriously this looks sensational.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That drawing for Ultimate Spider-Man was the thing that convinced me to read it, but I was disappointed in what I got. Uncle Ben gets pushed to the wayside very early on in USM, instead focusing on Richard Parker's long forgotten experiments coming back to bite Peter in the ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tear up every time I think of this picture.

      [...]
      Thanks so much anon, seriously this looks sensational.

      Cry more, racists.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this triggered little cuck lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Says the crybaby

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >N-NO! Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CRYING!!111
            Lmao

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those characters saying "the thing"
    Peculiar way of homaging Bendis

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see the villains.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    praying Miles never shows up in this series

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably will once this gets popular enough as an attempt to leech off of it. Unless Miles falls into irrelevancy completely by then.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >preview thread has more posts than the ASM storytime
    it's over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol it means nothing hickman's book will not last long.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You feel really threatened and frightened by the positive reception Ultimate is getting, and that's extremely funny to me.

        You are deeply and overpoweringly insecure about Amazing's status compared to Ultimate, and everything you post is either delusion or cope.

        This is the only thing coming out of Marvel or DC in the last couple of years that has genuine excitement behind it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ou feel really threatened and frightened by the positive reception Ultimate is getting, and that's extremely funny to me.
          What postive reception? so far all people have seen are the preview pages for the first issue for all we know the rest of the book may out to be shit. In fact I woud not be suprised if this turns out to be the case, and later a different writer will no doubt replace hickman and he will no doubt crap on Ultimate making it bad.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What postive reception?

            I have never seen Cinemaphile genuinely excited for anything related to Spider-Man for the last several years, up until Ultimate was announced. Amazing Spider-Man and 616 is routinely crucified on X/Twitter with only a handful of apologists here and there to get shouted down, whereas there is immense positive buzz for Ultimate.

            Sure, it's more likely that a good book eventually turns bad, rather than the reverse. But Ultimate looks really good, and Amazing looks really bad, right now.

            And I'd give much, much better odds that Amazing will keep on staying bad, no matter who is writing, because Nick Lowe will always be the editor, and he hates the fans and wants to spite them. And he wants to spite you and hurt you too, which is why he green-lit Spider Gwen permanently replacing the OG Gwen. He's not your friend, he's not your buddy, and he wants to screw you over just as much as he does everyone else.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And I'd give much, much better odds that Amazing will keep on staying bad, no matter who is writing, because Nick Lowe will always be the editor, and he hates the fans and wants to spite them. And he wants to spite you and hurt you too, which is why he green-lit Spider Gwen permanently replacing the OG Gwen. He's not your friend, he's not your buddy, and he wants to screw you over just as much as he does everyone else.
              Spider-Gwen is not OG Gwen replacment in any way first of all 616 Gwen never had any superpowers and secondly she had a completely different character.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, that anon, and you know that. But Nick Lowe doesn't care, and he's the one who approved this decision. Because it's a bad choice that'll make more people angry, and he's the type of guy that wants to do it on purpose.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only way lowe would get fans to get truly angry would be for Peter and Spider-Gwen to become a hot item and that he won't do then again this is marvel we are talking about. it would be ironic really Peter marries a alternative version of Gwen now what would 616 Gwen think about it I wonder lol.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have never seen Cinemaphile genuinely excited for anything related to Spider-Man for the last several years
              What about the JMD minis

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Spider-Man Peter Parker characters
    do you want to see the most in the new Ultimate Universe that has not been confirmed?

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know if y’all just ignored the Gwen gay he’d get tired of it. Don’t respond, don’t talk about them, don’t wonder why janitors don’t take care of them. Just ignore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice job summoning him, c**t

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lay off buddy.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think we'll get any leaks of this soon??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A true masterpiece.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The goblin has MJ all for himself.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question, why is one of the covers a 2099 suit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you know anything about variant covers?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does anyone have images of the covers where it’s just the suits? I’ve been trying to find them but only been able to find the black suit one

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this the Peter that ran away with MJ while Miles took over?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, this is an entirely different universe. Just is also called Ultimate, for some reason. Likely to drag readers in.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't have to do that, to be honest. Just say 'there's no more One More Day, there's no more Paul Rabin, and there's definitely no Dan Slott, Zeb Wells, or Nick Lowe' and you'd already have a captive audience.

        And we know that's true because that's literally what happened, and a five page preview where relatively little happens manages to garner far more interest on Cinemaphile than Zeb's big crossover work that he'd been foreshadowing from the beginning of his gay and worthless run.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can see why they DIDN'T do it - it's because ASM is the fat pig that's being cannibalized by all the other offshoot parasites. Spider-Verse, Miles, Silk, and everything else is orbiting ASM, has their claws in ASM. Introducing an alternate ASM timeline that has none of that would get in the way of their bottom line, OCs, or spider-society garbage.

          This way it's a smaller competitor for the spotlight. ASM is THE Spider-Man book, so they want to keep it that way. Making something and saying OMD never happened would also undo a lot of the shit that makes the current ASM tenable as well as bleed readers away from current ASM. Can't have that.

          Sooooo alt RYV timeline with Pete going solo instead of the whole family

          Yes and no. Peter here is only just now getting his powers instead of having them since fifteen. I prefer him solo though. Never liked the idea of him splitting his powers 50/50 with MJ and then also letting his literal child daughter fight crime. It works as a cute low stakes book but not beyond that, imo. Then RYV shot itself in the foot with the timeskip.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can't have that.

            Like most things Marvel does in order to try to be sly and clever, it ultimately never works out and blows up in their face. Look at all the variant covers coming out for it. Lowe is definitely resentful that Ultimate is stealing the oxygen from the room for Amazing, and it's definitely positioned itself as *the* alternative for anyone dissatisfied with the status quo. To the point where even Lowe is just throwing up his hands in his own fricking letter pages and saying "UH IF YOU DON'T LIKE PAUL OR THE KEKSHIT JUST READ ULTIMATE, GOD!"

            The fact that the editor on Ultimate isn't a hardcore OMD guy or a Quesada sycophant means they won't have an easy time sabotaging this book. Especially if it keeps selling the way the preorders have been doing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sooooo alt RYV timeline with Pete going solo instead of the whole family

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so far 4 writers want to take over next after Wells
    they may give it to one of them or all will be on th book into 2025

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>so far 4 writers want to take over next after Wells
      And the writer who gets to write Ultimate after hickman will no doubt crap it leading the book to get canceled soon after.

      R.I.P. Ultimate Spider-Man (2024-2025) lasted for twelve issues.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Zeb Wells looking like nowadays? Does he still look like a man on the verge of a breakdown?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He changed his profile picture on Xwitter to Paul Rabin and is clearly just gloating about how shit he's made the book, apparently on purpose.

      Remember, "an enraged fan is an engaged fan!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't he cares about the book being objectively shit. I think he probably didn't expect people to realize he had an actual cuck fetish which is infinitely more humiliating

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main problem with cuckgays is that you can't even humiliate them by pointing out how pathetic and sad their fetish is, because they get off on that

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://aiptcomics.com/2024/01/05/marvel-krakoa-free-comic-book-day-2024/

    >Marvel teases first post-Krakoa story and more in Free Comic Book Day 2024 offerings
    >Marvel Comics has shed even more light on their Free Comic Book Day 2024 offerings, which include the first-ever post-Krakoa tale taking place in Blood Hunt/X-Men #1. There are also preview pages for FCBD Marvel’s Voices, Star Wars, and Spider-Man/Ultimate Universe!
    >Free Comic Book Day takes place on May 4th, 2024.
    >In FREE COMIC BOOK DAY 2024: BLOOD HUNT/X-MEN #1, the long night arrives! Take your first bite of this upcoming saga from writer Jed MacKay that sees the vampires of the Marvel Universe step out of the shadows and plunge the world into darkness. Starring the Avengers, Moon Knight, Doctor Strange, and of course, pop culture’s iconic vampire hunter, Blade, BLOOD HUNT promises to leave a profound mark on the Marvel Universe in its wake. FREE COMIC BOOK DAY 2024: BLOOD HUNT/X-MEN #1 will also give readers their very first look at what’s next for mutantkind. Written by Gail Simone and drawn by David Marquez, this story follows Jubilee on a journey to where it all began and is packed with jaw-dropping hints at the X-Men’s post-Krakoa landscape.
    >In FREE COMIC BOOK DAY 2024: SPIDER-MAN/THE ULTIMATE UNIVERSE #1, see the start of the next ongoing series set in the Marvel’s new Ultimate line! By the time it comes out, readers will have met the new Ultimate Spider-Man, Ultimate Black Panther, and the new Ultimate X-Men. Now, a new team of ULTIMATE heroes emerge to help put this twisted universe on track towards a hopeful future in a story by Deniz Camp and Juan Frigeri. FREE COMIC BOOK DAY 2024: SPIDER-MAN/THE ULTIMATE UNIVERSE #1 will also set up the return of Norman Osborn as Green Goblin, a storyline coming soon to Zeb Wells’ Amazing Spider-Man run; and a special preview of Al Ewing’s next mind-bending arc of Venom!
    the rest is for minority crap and Star Wars, but these two have Spidey

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        we've seen the covers several times, but I'll repeat post them so you know where the sneak preview pages go to

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that the chick Peter was "teased" with for like one page a while back? The lawyer?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            and the rest is tokens and Star Wars, so that's all for now. I presume previews for the next issue of Spider-Gwen (lmao) and nuMiguel will drop soon

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that Doom with a fricking gun?
              I don't know if that's funny, or cool.
              >Yeah so we have this super powerful genius scientist grandmaster sorcerer and from time to time multiversal deity who thinks godhood is beneath him
              >Okay, what's he doing?
              >In his free time he goes to shoot homies in suits with some energy pistols while sporting the latest fashion from GQ: Hobo Tinman Edition

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doom used guns in Savage Avengers by Duggan a couple of years ago, and this Doom is reed anyway

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doom is reed
                I had zero knowledge that was a thing

                >I don't know if that's funny, or cool.
                It's Dr. Doom, so the answer is that it's both funny and cool. Even if he's also Reed Richards.

                I'm very curious about what 616 Doom would think about 1610 Reed Richards, who went off the deep end as the Maker and became a bigger villainous mastermind than 1610 Doom, compared to 6160 Reed Richards, who ended up becoming an antiheroic Dr. Doom that's vehemently opposed to the Maker.

                I am so confused. I thought 1610 Doom was an absolute unit who solo'd Marvel Zombies and made it back unscathed?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I had zero knowledge that was a thing
                The Maker (Reed from the OG Ultimate universe, Universe 1610) went to Marvel Universe 6160 (The new Ultimate universe)

                The Maker wanted to remake the world in his image since the restored 1610 universe was just kind of existing on it's own and everything was better for everyone involved, with even Ultimate Spider-Man back to being the only Spider-Man in the universe.
                The Maker, presumably bitter over what happened with the FF in his universe, caused the FF to miss their flight using a time travel device, and thus the cosmic rays that gave them powers.
                Off panel, Ben and the Storms died. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that The Maker was probably still bitter over getting cucked out of his own Sue by his best friend Ben, and Johnny hitting him with flames in the face so hot that it caused him permanent facial damage and their deaths were totally unrelated.
                Reed, however, was turned into Doctor Doom by The Maker. Because Ultimate Reed is a narcissistic butthole, and the only mind he respects is his own. So 6160 Doom is just a Reed turned into Doom by a different Reed, and thus you have a reason to make this Doctor Doom into a hero from the start, because the man under the mask was already supposed to be a good guy, as 6160 was presumably supposed to play out the exact same way 616 did, until The Maker started fricking around with the immortus engine.

                And that's why Peter Parker gets to be happy. Because even The Maker realized Peter Parker is the only thing in the multiverse cucked harder than he is and tossed this one a bone.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know if that's funny, or cool.
                It's Dr. Doom, so the answer is that it's both funny and cool. Even if he's also Reed Richards.

                I'm very curious about what 616 Doom would think about 1610 Reed Richards, who went off the deep end as the Maker and became a bigger villainous mastermind than 1610 Doom, compared to 6160 Reed Richards, who ended up becoming an antiheroic Dr. Doom that's vehemently opposed to the Maker.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's Reed Richards too. Don't you see the blue?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm enjoying tony's we wuz armor

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Huh. So they got Cap out the ice right away. The one-shot made it seem they were going to hold off until some big event or something.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's impossible to tell, because it's a different artist. But Tombstone's lawyer had glasses.

            I hope Peter doesn't get with her though, that b***h isn't as bad as Paul, but she really is pretty bad.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tombstone's lawyer had glasses.
              you could be wearing contacts though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If one artist was trying to call back to a character drawn by another artist, they'll focus on distinct and easily identifiable traits.

                Which is why, no matter how absurdly buff or skinny Paul is drawn between artists, Paul is now doomed to have a stupid looking manbun. It's Paul's iconic manbun now.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's a different lady. The lawyer had shorter hair and wore glasses

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a special preview of Al Ewing’s next mind-bending arc of Venom!
      I'm surprised that Ewings Venom run has gone on for so long at this point
      >a new team of ULTIMATE heroes emerge to help put this twisted universe on track towards a hopeful future in a story by Deniz Camp and Juan Frigeri.
      so ultimates then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sell well enough just because of the venom name

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FREE COMIC BOOK DAY 2024: SPIDER-MAN/THE ULTIMATE UNIVERSE #1 will also set up the return of Norman Osborn as Green Goblin, a storyline coming soon to Zeb Wells’ Amazing Spider-Man run
      Well that nails if for sure Peter's final confrontation with Norman for sure I have a feeling the Green Goblin will die for sure this time. Maybe after this mess is over they will get around to revving Gwen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They won't revive Gwen, because that would make Peter happy. They hate doing that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I say Spider-Gwen will the one to resurrect Gwen her getting Spider-Gwen's body would be poetic justice.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They will let him be happy, if only to take it away from him yet again.
          Casting True Resurrection on Gwen is the only thing I can see Peter be actually happy about at this point, so it makes sense they’d do it to the poor fricker.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is a possiblity that the celestials brought back Gwen some time ago at this is what is hinted here. She mentions being away somewhere for a long time who knows maybe the celestials are in cahoots with the eternals or something

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >who knows maybe the celestials are in cahoots with the eternals or something
              bait or moronation
              call it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bait or moronation
                I'm gonna go with both

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it is a possibility you know you just never know with marvel truth be told.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm thinking moronation

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not all morons are baiters, but all baiters are morons.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul looks like he smells. Like, an unwashed, sweaty smell

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does this book have to exist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bendis looking fricker staring at her ass
      heh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how she's actually Jackpot III.

      It's her fricking catchphrase and she's still Jackpot III.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2019: MJ is a civilian who gets a mini series about working on a movie with Mysterio. It's popular enough to get a second arc, but the arc is cancelled due to the pandemic.
      2023: MJ becomes a superhero and a mini series is announced. Everyone hates the idea, with a big part of that hatred being due to the atrocious events that led to her becoming a hero in the first place, and the mini becomes a one-shot. Another mini is announced, but now it's a team-up story with Black Cat, as if they're no longer confident in their plan to push MJ as a hero but are determined to go through with it anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >art is lazy
      >the Jackpot costume looks like crap
      >the one-liner is laughably asinine
      >nobody in the world actually likes the idea of MJ becoming a superhero
      I honestly think Marvel is just deliberately making all the worst possible creative choices these days. There's no other real rational explanation for this.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      It's so Grover

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if anyone has pointed this out
    Paul Jenkins is apparently back at Marvel since he's going to need to make some money after having been in a lawsuit against some autistic Star Trek fan
    He might be doing some Spider-Man work again soon
    He also has an interview with Popverse (for members only) where he's going to talk about his time on Spider-Man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after having been in a lawsuit against some autistic Star Trek fan
      lmao. Over what, do you know?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what can happen when an autist has too much money https://axanar.com/faq/ https://axanar.com/paul-jenkins-sued-for-copyright-fraud-and-defamation/

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh kek. Sounds like Jenkins went a bit too autistic against the Kings of autism, Trekkies

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    December Sales for comics as you can see the ASM is still the top selling marvel book i take it this means Ultimate Spider-Man will fail after all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re autistic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You’re autistic.
        The rank sales say something else..

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >December 2023 sales charts don’t have USM on it.
          You’re utterly autistic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ASM is among the top ten in the chart this indicates USM will most likely fail to outsell ASM.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              As if both can't be

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There ca only be one winner.

  69. 5 months ago
    Comm anon

    Also this one.

    Oh and for you osborn guys...2dswirl has a poll on his patreon for a nsfw pic of norman/gwen...since you guys like it so much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, hot damn... I can't see the post, what are the other options and how is /ourship/ doing? If there's hope, I might throw him some cash

      • 5 months ago
        Comm anon

        Other options are random, not too many marvely ones. In the lead theres a magik and stephanie brown ones. It's locked behind the patreon as a post. But only like 5 bucks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I may join just to vote for a picture of him choking her while she cries or says, "Harder, homosexual"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >since you guys like it so much.
      Nobody actually likes it, people are just memeing about it to trigger the schizo.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly, and all those fanfics I wrote about them having hot, sticky sex was just for a laugh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s fine, the schizo is a creep.

      • 5 months ago
        Comm anon

        There is a lot of oc for it in these threads, and iirc swirl once did a co delivery for it, so felt fitting to give a friend of mine free advertising here lmao.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got more of these? I've only seen two. This one and the "Thank God he's on our team" one, but I love em.

    • 5 months ago
      Comm anon

      Sorry just that one and a predator arm for ben and Peter

      >I have never seen Cinemaphile genuinely excited for anything related to Spider-Man for the last several years
      What about the JMD minis

      Yeah. This is the first time I'm excited for an ongoing since the end of Spencer personally if nothing else. I have a subscription on which I barley do anymore.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyway, some more previews
    Miguel O’Hara: Spider-Man 2099 #2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's all for Miggy

              a bit of a side note, but judging just twittex's reaction, fans of Miguel are more interested in seeing how he deals with the people in his personal life. The Miguel hugging Conchata panel got a lot of reactions, while no one seemed to care much for the actual plot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's all for Miggy

      a bit of a side note, but judging just twittex's reaction, fans of Miguel are more interested in seeing how he deals with the people in his personal life. The Miguel hugging Conchata panel got a lot of reactions, while no one seemed to care much for the actual plot

      Why are they wasting Miguel on this generic "oh so spooky" Halloween vampire slop?

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    next, our favorite walking wardrobe
    Spider-Gwen: Smash #2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno

            that's all for the soon to be 616 Spider-Gwen

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    next, Poochie ft. Venom (the younger one)
    Giant-Size Spider-Man #1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >another fricking power-up
          >Milesgays will defend this with MUH THERAPY

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's all. There's a preview for Miles' own comic, but lmao no. Only did this one for the Venomgays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, I can hear the crickets already

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coello back drawing Venom!? Oh boy!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has he drawn spidey?

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    silly, goofy man 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that looks great

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a Paul in this Ultimate universe? What about Gwen and/or Felicia?

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He INSTANTLY replied.
    Tears? FLOWING.

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    spoilers when?

  78. 5 months ago
    Comm anon

    For reference to how chechetto draws the 616 chars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felicia is sexy, JJJ look the best.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Felicia is sexy
        it’s the sex hair, look at how he draws Elektra in Zdarsky’s Daredevil
        Frick man

      • 5 months ago
        Comm anon

        New USM cover is out, also heard some spoils, if anyone is curious.

        I like that all 3 core girls look different rather than like you would just need a paint tool to make them one another.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >booba
          Nice

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am curious about the spoilers, just tag them if you like. There’s so many false leaks on the threads these days that even I won’t completely buy what you share anyways, and I’m the one requesting it.

          • 5 months ago
            Comm anon

            I heard them from someone, but they are super sparse, so i can buy them. [Spoiler] . "Really good, Peter somehow feels 'incomplete' and the story is about getting a second chance to right a wrong. MJ is supportive of him and does find out he's Spider-Man. She's in 9 pages" I assume by the specificness, the kids dont find out, so that's probably where the drama will lay? [/Spoiler]

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              …Don’t worry about the tags, tbh I always felt MJ figuring out he’s Spider-Man is inevitable considering her 616 backstory.

              It’ll be interesting, especially if MJ doesn’t approve of the vigilantism but still ends up lying to the kids to keep Peter safe.

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                I tried, i dont use the spoiler tag much, sorry.

                Well seems she's supporting going by this, since that's the wife-husband dynamic he seems to like writing, putting the conflict more squarely on the kids/parents.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I tried, i dont use the spoiler tag much, sorry.

              Well seems she's supporting going by this, since that's the wife-husband dynamic he seems to like writing, putting the conflict more squarely on the kids/parents.

              Just press 'Ctrl' + 's' next time. You don't have to manually type out the spoiler brackets unless you're phoneposting

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                Ah no, im on computer. Phone's too uncomfortable to type and i cant use the pass there

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even better then, you can just use that shortcut every time

              • 5 months ago
                Comm anon

                Thanks!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is Doom with the Spider characters?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he’s a Spidey villain.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      handsome Norman <3

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you gay or a girl?

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If ultimate only he gets it's a good book or it's great or even gets anything other than a 10 for reviews accross the board than it's a systemic failure and should be cancelled on the spot and just die right there and not continue

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you having a stroke

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    to finish up the batman talk and back to the uiltimate talk, no one has ripped Neo Gothic 6 yet, and the ending was good people people are saying.

  81. 5 months ago
    Comm anon

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