Spider-Man is 6 ft tall, not a 5'5 manlet. That is all.

Spider-Man is 6 ft tall, not a 5'5 manlet.
That is all.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10 is the perfect height for Spider-Man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. He's supposed to be small and agile. Not some kind of steroid brick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. manlet.
        Spider-Man was designed by Ditko to be built like a brick shithouse even as a teenager.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sussy rain

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rain
            Cinemaphile doesn't read comics, as usual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      when he's 15, sure.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does 616 Peter need to have been 15 when he was bit? The high school era was so brief, he might as well have been 17 instead. What purpose does it serve to needlessly extend the high school period?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does it matter? It was over in three years real time anyway

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it’s unnecessary. The whole real time argument is ultimately just a nerd thing. If you were to tell a newcomer reader that the Lee-Ditko HS stories all took place within Peter’s senior year, they’d believe you. The reason being that the whole thing doesn’t feel like three years, but one. It’s Spider-Man: Year One. There are no breaks, spring and summer. He was just in high school until he wasn’t when he graduated. Plus, Peter can’t be 15 since he’s supposed to be older than Betty who dropped out of high school to work at the Daily Bugle. Also, making him 15 gives credence to those who claim Spider-Man’s about youth when it never was. It was about growing up, and having him be 17 instead reinforces that notion.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He’s like three months older than Betty stop bringing that up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point is that he’s definitely not 15 anywhere during the Ditko-Lee run. He’s 17.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s 17 at some point sure. Not at the very start though. He’s 15 or 16 at the latest

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Earliest. And no. ASM#1 picks up immediately after AF#15. In it, Peter tells Aunt May that he’s going to have to drop out and get out a job, which can only be possible if he was at least 16. Amazing Fantasy also takes place over the course of several weeks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it’s unnecessary. The whole real time argument is ultimately just a nerd thing. If you were to tell a newcomer reader that the Lee-Ditko HS stories all took place within Peter’s senior year, they’d believe you. The reason being that the whole thing doesn’t feel like three years, but one. It’s Spider-Man: Year One. There are no breaks, spring and summer. He was just in high school until he wasn’t when he graduated. Plus, Peter can’t be 15 since he’s supposed to be older than Betty who dropped out of high school to work at the Daily Bugle. Also, making him 15 gives credence to those who claim Spider-Man’s about youth when it never was. It was about growing up, and having him be 17 instead reinforces that notion.

          Him being 15 when he was bit has been the one continent retcon since ultimate does it really matter like actually. He's 14 when he gets bit, dicks around for a couple months doing talkshow shit until Ben is murdered. By then he's about 16 and starts pulling his own weight to help out May. He grows up from a 15/16 year old he thinks being Spider-Man is only about fun to an young adult with great power comes great responsibility. Nothing changes by making him 15.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            According to Matt, he’s 17 AND 5’10. Chronologically, the story after this is the annual which claims Uncle Ben died “months ago”. This was after Stan made the claim in the letters page for #12 that Pete was older than the high school dropout Betty by several months. Betty first appeared in ASM#2 so she’d need to be at least 16 to legally work at the Daily Bugle at that point in time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was a metaphor for puberty u moron.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it wasn’t.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ur a moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does 616 Peter need to have been 15 when he was bit?
          Because his superhero story is a coming of age story. He starts out as an ignorant boy and turns a man.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need him to be 15 to do that. Most 17 years olds don't have it all together and are still plenty immature.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You also don't need him to be 17 to do that. What is your moronic point here? Spider-Man starts his journey with 15 and it's him coming of age.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Spider-Man starts his journey with 15
                Him being 15 was a retcon. He was 16/17 when he started.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He was 16/17
                You not being sure of that confirms that it wasn't a retcon but a headcanon of yours.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read

                According to Matt, he’s 17 AND 5’10. Chronologically, the story after this is the annual which claims Uncle Ben died “months ago”. This was after Stan made the claim in the letters page for #12 that Pete was older than the high school dropout Betty by several months. Betty first appeared in ASM#2 so she’d need to be at least 16 to legally work at the Daily Bugle at that point in time.

                Earliest. And no. ASM#1 picks up immediately after AF#15. In it, Peter tells Aunt May that he’s going to have to drop out and get out a job, which can only be possible if he was at least 16. Amazing Fantasy also takes place over the course of several weeks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was never 15, he was always 16 or 17. The kids in his class drive cars in the first issue. And reading those high school years he acts nothing like a sophomore, much more like a student on the cusp of graduating.
          The 15 thing was a retcon to artificially stretch his age out so they could claim he’s still mid 20s in the present day.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He was never 15,
            Shit, from 14 right to 16 eh?
            It's not like Marvel super-kids don't age bizarrely anyway. Miles went from 13-14 to 16-17 overnight. The Richards kids grew up while the adults around them stayed the same.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what his body should look like

    characters should have a physique that matches what they do, he's an acrobatic gymnast that flips and swings through the air, he should have the body of one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manlet wants his hero to look like a manlet
      when will they learn?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's 5'10" officially, so I'm not sure what you're driving at

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's his height when he was still in high school in the 60s. Black cat is also supposed to be 5'10 but he's always taller.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wolverine is 5'2" and he's usually just a little shorter than everyone else
            these things aren't drawn to scale

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manlets have a hero.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    k

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to think they spend their buddy time talking about Carol's fat ass

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And thats fine.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'7 when he's 15 and pre spider bite and then 5'10 post bite as it gives him a growth spurt

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A comic character being 6ft is about 5'5 in the real world tbf

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are (not) Spider-Man.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People trying to turn Spider-Man into Batman are always funny to me. No dude, he was modeled after Robin.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    5ft5 is not short, it’s the perfect size. You’re short enough that you don’t require as much food or space as 6ft+ people but no so short that women mog you.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone who's not a foot fetishist translate this into real numbers?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man's canon height is 1,77m. The average height of a man today

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey
        that's my size

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because ASM Annual #1 states that Uncle Ben died “months ago” and that takes place after the Daredevil issue.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong

  15. 9 months ago
    Maxwell Silver Hammer

    Spider-woman spoilers
    While looking for her son she finds someone else's spider powered child

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone else's spider powered child
      How many spider-powered folk does that make in 616?
      Pete
      Kaine
      Ben
      Doppleganger(?)
      The venom symbiote (webbing, wall-crawling)
      Miles
      Miles' moron clone
      Selim (probably not actually dead given comics)
      Webman
      Anya
      Julia Carpenter
      Silk
      Mattie Franklin
      Cassandra Webb
      Is Miguel still in 616?
      Spider-boy
      Charlotte Witter
      Spidercide
      Jessica Drew
      That kid

      That's ~20ish people.
      When is enough enough?
      There are less telepaths in Marvel (~ 18 according to https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Glossary:Telepathy )

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, scratch madame Webb, she's just a fortune teller with a spider motif.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mayday?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's part Italian, no way he's taller than 5'10.
    I've always had him at either 5'9 or 5'10. With the exception of USM, who's clearly shorter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter's Irish.

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