Spider-Man or Daredevil

So.....who's life is actually worse?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil had sex with multiple women in Zdarsky's run.
    When was the last time Spider-Man had sex? That one time he fricked Silk due to the pheremones?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking more....long-term. Throughout each of their histories. Who's life has been rougher.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First part of Welles' run he was back with Felicia

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DareDevil is a sex god thanks to his super-senses.
    Spiderman cums radioactive jizz.

    you tell me who has it worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man doesn't really have it that bad so long as he shacks up with a superhuman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they have A date? Singular?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but it never really went anywhere sadly

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matt's is consistently worse but currently Pete has it worse, Matt is at early Waid run levels of flying high

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I would have said for years that Matt had a worse life, but has he really? Peters life has been nothing but shit for the past 20 irl years, Matt has had more bright spots.

      I think Matt's life overall was worse because he had a worse off beginning. Peter at least had May and Ben to love and nurture him in at least a middle-class household even if he was getting picked on at school. Matt grew up in a rundown home with a single father who did underground boxing, got blinded when he was still a kid, lost his dad when he was still just a kid only for him to be replaced by admittedly not the most loving old ninja mentor, and whenever Stick wasn't around Matt basically had to raise himself in arguably worse conditions.
      The fact that they both take Ls in life even as adults kinda strengthens the argument that Matt's life is genuinely worse, to me at least.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I would have said for years that Matt had a worse life, but has he really? Peters life has been nothing but shit for the past 20 irl years, Matt has had more bright spots.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil is more balanced with his suckage by getting copies amount of pussy and making more money, also having more friends.

    Spider-Man is more or less a manchild who lives on being a poster boy loser nerd cliche.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil is built for suffering
    Spider-Man has been bent over and fricked hard by the writers and editorial over the past almost-20 years (jesus christ) but before that he was doing pretty well

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely spider-man in addition to having his life fricked up in turns out that the Goblin Queen has been brainwashing him for some time now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Goblin Queen as in Maddie Pryor?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No Kafka it turns out poor ned was not her only victim.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Peter? No. Frank Castle? Maybe

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So.....who's life is actually worse?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Marvel will ever have a cover or a comic where Pete shags Elektra?

      No Kafka it turns out poor ned was not her only victim.

      Marvel coat riding on old shit again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elektra doesn't even care about him. She did find Miles adorable, tho.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well of course she did, Miles is the single best character ever created and everyone everywhere loves him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whenever Miles isn't on panel, characters should be asking "Where's Miles?"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah black peter parker is just oh so fricking interesting ain't he

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i mean the multiverse is infinite, so there is canonically a confederate spider-man out there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow Peter's life unironically is way worse than Matt's.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ara ara
          After being surrounded by broken men of course she'd appreciate the optimistic young guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Peter still entertained a relationship with her after this? Remember guys, if a woman does shit like this to make you jealous, stay the frick away from her. She's no good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Remember guys, if a woman does shit like this to make you jealous, stay the frick away from her. She's no good.
        Remember guys, Anons like this will scream to the high heavens that they'll never sell out to cover up the fact that no one is offering to buy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They had an on again off again thing, she only banged Matt to steal something from him. It would be fine as a basic soap opera drama sequence if pete has had ANY good date stories from the last 15 years, but it’s just a series of b***hy strike outs and that weird push for a cop character no one wanted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she only banged Matt to steal something from him
          Gross.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd still want Peter's life. Matt is a shitty lawyer, self-sabotaging, a terrible Catholic, and right now a fricking priest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He still fricks more women than spidey and even spideys women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He still fricks more women than spidey and even spideys women.
        Anon the score card still shows more women in Peter's favor, and if you're referring to Black Cat, Matt shouldn't be boasting about sloppy seconds

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