>Spider-Man used to be the coolest superhero for avoiding all the fad trends and cliches dragging down others
>has been turned into a corny 80s race PSA in every single medium for almost 10 years now because Twitter was mad he's a white guy
>literally not allowed to appear anymore without being weighed down by Token-Man
Why is no one pointing this out
I can understand Spider-Man finally falling victim to a cancer zeitgeist trend but I don't understand how everyone is basically ignoring it's happening except on Cinemaphile
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do you do it for free, Bendis?
It's not Bendis' fault for 8-year-old you walking in on your mommy getting blacked.
Hey, Josh.
And Miles fixes this, how?
The chad would never say “like”
>for avoiding all the fad trends and cliches
The frick you talking about, senpai? It was Archie with fricking spider powers. It ran on fads and cliches.
The fact that he was young and an ass was new. Heroes were usually 30 and were boyscouts.
that's not true at all. Read Golden or Silver Age Superman and see how much of a "boyscout" he was.
>The fact that he was young and an ass was new.
Yeah, 61 years ago.
Billy Batson and Marvel Boy (and hell Captain America, Namor and Samon too) say hi
Because as painfully bland as Miles is, he has more of a sense of growth than Peter has in the years since OMD.
Every adaptation of Peter in recent years has him be a teenager again or a 'relatable' young adult in the case of Insomniac, but we've seen that so many times before already that the only way to make it even remotely new or interesting is to add Miles or other Spider-People. But in doing so they only show just how skin-deep Miles actually is as a character.
Yet much like in the comics, this completely neglects the possibilities that come from having an older Peter Parker. Imagine the timeline we would live in if we had a good Mayday Parker-focused cartoon? Imagine if she hit mainstream popularity?
>Because as painfully bland as Miles is, he has more of a sense of growth than Peter has in the years since OMD.
No he doesn't lol
It also doesn't explain all the other non-ASM media
>Imagine the timeline we would live in if we had a good Mayday Parker-focused cartoon? Imagine if she hit mainstream popularity?
If they wanted that to happen they could've put the billion dollars they poured into making Miles mainstream into making her mainstream instead, but for whatever reason race pandering trumps gender pandering hard lately
What growth. Frick off. Every good thing he has is Peter's.
>Because as painfully bland as Miles is, he has more of a sense of growth than Peter has in the years since OMD.
How? He's still in high school and he doesn't even have a job or any ideas for a career.
He's "grown" in that writers have been getting more bold at overtly telling the reader how Miles is better than Peter
This place is called Cinemaphilemblr for a reason.
Though I guess it should be called Cinemaphilewitter now.
Not true! You can also write stories about Peter Parker being weak and needing to be constantly rescued and Mary Jane cucking him with other men!
Spider-Boy will redeem him.
>Bailey is depowered, amnesic and taken in by Skip
Marvel should've just copied DC and make Peter sacrifice himself for greater good saving the universe in process, allowing Miles to take up the mantle of Spider-Man. Would've been better than whatever the frick they're doing with Peter right now.
Marvel can't do that because they know that solo Miles doesn't sell but they don't want to admit it.
Pete's too popular to get away with that. Barry was a nobody compared to him.
Nah frick off
Stop trying to compare Miles to Wally. It is not a favourable comparison for Miles
>>has been turned into a corny 80s race PSA in every single medium for almost 10 years now because Twitter was mad he's a white guy
He’s been portrayed as corny since the first Raimi film.
Corny =/= corny 80s race PSA
One is a genuine if bad take on the character's personality, the other is whoring out the entire IP for something completely unrelated to the story
Name 1 Spider-Man story that was race PSA
Basically anything Miles appears in since that's his default state of existence, most egregiously the high budget adaptations like the PlayStation games and the Spider-Verse movies
Can we get a Spidey that isn't some goody two shoes boyscout or a socially awkward nerd? Dude used to have a chip on his shoulder. He was an butthole, but a hero nonetheless.
Because they actually read Miles Morales and can identify with his struggles of identity either as another Spider-Man in the shadows of the original, as a biracial kid who doesn't fit in neatly with either race, the supervillain uncle, or the fact that he's just a kid in today's world. People have grabbed on to that shit.
Then you add in the fact you get more Spider superhero action in Miles books than you do in Peter's
>Because they actually read Miles Morales
>Because they actually read Miles Morales
The only people who've read his books realize how boring he is
Miles going away isn't going to make Peter better. You conflate his shittiness with things that have no correlation, especially since Parker has been trash some 2 decades before Miles' existence.
Let's do it anyway, for funsies.
I really don't care if Peter get better or not, I just want this tokenized version of Spider-Man to disapear with his clothing brand bullshit.
>Kill off Marvel's most sucessful legacy character and remove the only enjoyable thing about this franchise.
I can't wait for Peter to go public domain.
>successful
>needs to be propped up by other versions every time
funny how ziglar is stealing shonen jump to have a mildly succesful run
now I'm wishing that ziglar does something similar with deadpool by ripping off mangas
>especially since Parker has been trash some 2 decades before Miles' existence.
Only in ASM, we always had lots of great Spider-Man media outside of comics regardless of what was happening in the comics but Miles fricked all of that up and now it's all trash
>but Miles fricked all of that up
How? Just by existing?
Yeah, now you can't have a cool animated movie anymore, it has to be about setting up Miles as the Spider-Jesus of the multiverse, you can't have a cool Spider-Man sandbox game anymore, it has to be about setting up Miles as the better Spider-Man who forces Peter into an early retirement. Californians can't help themselves, it's irresponsible to give them tokens like these and then ask them to try to make something genuine.
He was fricked up by the writers trying to make Peter less of a Spider-Man only to elevate Miles as a character. And that if you ignore the fact that Miles is at least 10yo in publication and doesn't have ONE memorable story.
>writers trying to make Peter less of a Spider-Man only to elevate Miles as a character
So is Miles unworthy now that he also made a deal with Mephisto?
one is the original, the other one is a token clone that refuses to grow out of the staple in fear of becoming irrelevant
is that simple
>but officer, that woman was already dead when I raped her, why am I being arrested?
Peter has sucked ever since Deadpool exploded in popularity in the 90's, since they have the same schtick but Wade is funnier and more sympathetic than whiney ass Peter.
>Another race-baiting thread
Yes the entire point of the thread is complaining that Spider-Man was turned into race-baiting: the IP, how is that not immediately clear to you
Nope, the point is complaining about spiderman being black, since according to this board, simply featuring a minority in a piece in media means your pandering.
Miles is pandering. All the comic media salivating over him, gassing him up as super important and special, when there's already been a PoC Spider-Man since the 90s.
Lies, anon. For example, the majority loves Sunspot as a character and he was conceived as a token character.
Well yeah, because that was pre-GamerGate.
Marvel themselves said that part of why Miles was created is because Obama was in office at the time. He's the definition of pandering.
>since according to this board, simply featuring a minority in a piece in media means your pandering.
I mean Miles is the most obvious and forced piece of race pandering in history of Cinemaphile media, his creators and everyone who adapted him are proud of how pandery he is and don't make an effort to hide it
Spider-man or trad marriage with MJ pick one
Other superheroes are allowed to do both.
So I choose both.
Peter did both for years before OMD
I find is funny that Peter have so many cool multiverse costumes in recent game . While they had to crate new shit for miles. "Somehow miles is better character."
>Milesgay calling Peter just "Parker"
>posting Miles' "epic fight scenes" that are just him DBZ fighting characters he stole from Peter
>pretending Peter is worthless for making a deal with Mephisto, even though Miles (and really, far too many Spidey-related characters) have also made deals with Mephisto
>ignoring Miles being a Mary Sue who gets powers and admiration he has never earned handed to him on a silver platter
>justifying Miles b***hing at Peter for ???? reasons
>claiming the MCU Peter is just white Miles when the latter doesn't have a single original thing about him, so really it's just MCU Peter taking inspiration from Ultimate Peter
>movies completely propped up by other characters who still act OOC just to make Miles look "reasonable" and "just", but according to Milesgay this is fine because comic Miguel, for example, is exactly like movie Miguel
friendly reminder that the Milesgay does it for free
I think the funniest thing is seeing them insist Peter is old and busted and absolutely in need of replacing.. and then saying only Miles can do it and not the myriad of characters better qualified for the role that existed decades before Miles, really reveals their hand as bad faith culture war shit stirrers and they never realize it
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Spider-gays always have had shit taste. Everyone of them.