SPIDERVERSE IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MAD--ACK

SPIDERVERSE IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MAD--ACK

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will top Raimi kino.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are infinite people and dimensions which means nothing fricking matters from a grand moral perspective. In such a universe, it is absurd to not be entirely self-centered. Genocided a trillion people? Nothing compared to the total suffering in the infinite multiverse. "The multiverse" removes all human understanding of the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the ultimate cope for reddit-brained amoral narcissists. Maybe there's a dimension out there where you aren't a pathetic ineffectual loser, because heh nothing means anything according to le science so might as well get gender reassignment. It's kind of equivalent to the Bible thumpers coping that they're not wasting their lives because there's some glorious afterlife waiting for them instead of just the same void of nonexistence before they were born. Religious people can at least make kino though, they have a sense of finality and moral dilemmas. Multiverse slop is terrible for making dramatic stories that have any tension or impact.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick do you mean it's a cope? if there's a better version of me in another universe, then there's only reason to be sad because I'm not him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what ~~*they*~~ are going for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that a Spider-mummy in the corner?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where were all the Nazi and kkk spidermans to go hunt down miles?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go on Character.AI and enjoy being one yourself. I convinced Gwen to kill Miles herself. It was very kino.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderverse was a good movie. I just hate all non-whites.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And Miles is the only one fighting against that concept
    DAS RITE!!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile the real Spider-man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally all witnessed how billions of people die from their actions, reddit. Literally the greater good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is meta commentary in the movie about people who obsess over canon. All the people shitting thier pants like are being made fun of and they are too stupid to realize.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they changed the lore of countless Spider-men just to make Miles the special one who is right. Is was character assessination on a mass scale

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, that's why Rings of Power is so awesome, focusing on stuff like "canon" or "what's in the books" is stupid and hinders creativity

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nuwriting is so cringe

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't explain the orbits of electrons in the probability sphere
    >Well uh it's like this here because there is another universe where its different! I am smart!
    Multiverse theory is a fricking moronic cope. Same with Dark Matter, same with a hundred different scientific problems we excuse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scientists have proved the universe doesn't exist lmao
      Theoretical physics were a mistake.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiverse is okay for media even though I don't like it, but people who pretend the multiverse is real are insufferable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as insufferable as the people who cannot comprehend their own continuity of experience.
      >Wot if I uploaded my mind to a computer than I'd live forever!
      No butthole you'd have a computer that thinks it's you. Your meaty ass is still going in the dirt.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one's bad too. Swamp things in the comic had a cool take on that concept, but as horror.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pantheon was a reasonably good show with one excellent scene (the brain scan) but they made exactly the same error constantly. No that copy is not the original. I'm inclined to think a large swath of humans are simply unable to comprehend display technology. It melts their brains and makes them confuse form and function. How is swamp thing anyway I've had a hankerin' to read some comics lately.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How is swamp thing anyway I've had a hankerin' to read some comics lately.
            This was the beginning of the Alan Moore run in the 80's. Really good and it's pretty easy to find online.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm looking it up now, hopefully I'll find a torrent.
              I'm going to spiritually curse you to stub your toe if its shit, anon.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's not a less inclined to do it comic character than Peter Parker

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't buy that many versions of Peter Parker are okay with letting someone die for "cannon"

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