>spooky happenings. >maulder/scully investigate. >yep its spooky. >xfiles boss is pissed

>spooky happenings
>maulder/scully investigate
>yep its spooky
>xfiles boss is pissed
>tHePuBliCcAntKnow!!.jpg
>maulder asks why
>...cuz.... and you cant know either
>youre punished now!
>i want to believe, scully

Whats the point of sending out the xfiles if theyre not supposed to discover shit. Especially shit that the top dog already knows about?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They expected Scully to be one of them and handle him and misdirect him at first.
    I guess they can't outright kill him? Or he had some use? I don't know. He was a criminal profiler, but he stopped doing that to chase ayys. Not sure what they got out of him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im sure its a Gilligans island dilemma of story telling. That once Maulder gets an Ayy and disclosure happens then there no need for the xfiles (aside from the werewolf/vampire/ghost plots) I know its not real but this shows formula is starting to piss me off. I just got done with the 1st season over the weekend. And I remember the seasons getting more bizarre and morose as they go on.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just a way to keep things contained, and a lot of X-Files cases have nothing to do with government coverups anyway. You might ask, "if that's true why even bother having a unique division at all?" but it's made clear over and over again that their resources as a "department" are pretty embarrassing. His office is in a ratty basement. To the extent it gives him something else to fixate on it, it's useful. It's their way of controlling the opposition.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but if mulder brought in one, just one piece of evidence from a worm man or killer trees he'd be the most famous man in the world and get unlimited funding.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that never happens so it's fine.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People say this is a bisexual conversion show but I think I’m going full gay. Redhead isn’t ugly but she isn’t exactly doing anything for my dick either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She somehow got hotter as a milf.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greentext amused me. Have a (you).

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that they never had an episode on gnomes because the CIA wouldn't allow it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamnit.
      Believable.
      Just release the spooky shit already.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know American Football when I see it. Good taste, anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they never had a proper bigfoot episode either

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forgetting the Booba Bigfoot episode

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was such an awful episode it's unreal
          absolutely zero jersey devil lore and was a shit feral person episode
          so neither sasquatch nor jersey devil and one the worst written episodes there are

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The first season had some serious stinkers.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the moron hacking the airplane turbine to kill that scientist was hilarious.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            1st season has been weak, yes. But mulder almost got laid if he didnt get up for a closer look. Hr should have enjoyed the fermented hairy snu snu and then brag to skinner about it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No, don't suck my dick, Jersey Devil!
              >No! Nooooooooooooo...!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1st season has been weak, yes.
              There are still some great ones. But I think when you add it all up it's one of the show's weakest seasons, though it's obviously still better than seasons 7 or 9.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coverup requires 500+ people with many of them logically needing to be government contractors
    >mulder gets mad about the government having alien technology despite the fact that merely having alien tech isn't really that sinister by itself

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching this shit and it was absolute garbage. Nothing is ever revealed, there is no progress in any of their investigations. The most you get is a vague hint in the direction of a conspiracy, but Mulder is just kidnapped by government thugs and roughed up a bit, and nothing gets resolved. I don't get the appeal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mulder and scully eventually have a kid in the revival show. I think theres more power in keeping things mysterious. But youre right, ifs frustrating that theres no tangible growth. Its a monster of the week show with buddy cop lukewarm sexual tension. Mulder is a israelite btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand why they wrote the show that way. I'm just saying it makes for a terrible.viewing experience. If I wanted momentumless tv I'd watch a sitcom.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an episodic show, friend. Even the mytharc is more episodic than the categorizing makes it seem.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kind of seems like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again. The show is dogshit, excuses aside.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd like to see what you think of The Prisoner.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mulders crusade is publicly known, he has people rooting for him both inside the bureau and outside it, by killing him it would legitimize his claims and create more problems for the shadow organization Mulder is trying to expose so their best bet is to discredit him or steer him wrong, which is initially Scully's task. Later they blackmail others in the bureau to discredit Mulder.

    The other reason they don't outright shut down the xfiles initially is because by funneling the paranormal cases to just one tiny office they can more easily manipulate and control the flow of information and track Mulders investigations, in the later seasons they basically reveal that everything is wiretapped and being spied on in the office.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the office? Xfiles style?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ghosts and mutants are everywhere and always have been
    >yet somehow people aren't predisposed to believe they're real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people aren't predisposed to believe they're real
      pretty recent development

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it, you said it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember any X-Files episodes with ghosts. I'm sure there were some but I don't remember any.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's that great Christmas episode with the ghosts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, that one was good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there were only a few that were played completely straight.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know why this shot felt so eerie and accurate. Wormtongue was fantastic in this episode

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the Ghosts Stole Christmas, pretty good one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ghost rape episode in retirement home

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, this scene when they drag the nurse or doctor out scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            did they kill him? I always roll my eyes when tv shows allow ghosts to kill people

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think so, they drag him/her away and that's it. Then the thing gets resolved when the guy manifesting the ghosts dies.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was supposed to sex him and marry him to forget this alien nonsense. But it back fired because the spooks are real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I get a Scully gf too to make me forget my autistic hobbies?

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