>squirrel drops an acorn
>lug its 1 ton body across half a mile just to eat it
>bird two miles away steps on a twig
>run 300mph in the opposite direction
how do they maintain net zero energy expenditure after quickly killing off all the large mammals? won't they just starve to death?
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shit gay movie
because its not a documentary, autismo.
documentaries lie more than fiction
it's the type of movie that's meant to be fun to watch in a theater with a girl clinging to your arm, it's not meant to hold up to serious scrutiny by YouTuber homosexuals
same goes for just about every popcorn horror flick
>watching it in theaters
>not on your 102 inch qled in the bedroom
gay
>QLED
poorgay. OLED or nothing.
OLEDs are currently cheaper than qleds
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>ohhhh rookie at me I havva da waitu woman ching chong ching chong
Lol he seriously thinks this bothers me? He doesn't know she's just after his money? Women date asian men in their 20s and 30s because of their work ethic. When she's 40 and divorces him for half his things I'll marry her and enjoy spending Chang's alimony.
Have fun while it lasts XD
it's not fair to call him a girl just because he's Asian
She looks like she'd hire her own photographer when she goes to your wedding to get good pics of herself for Instagram.
Why is AMWF so based
underdog story
now im seething, thanks.
i like her feet but the chink ruined it by not wearing socks
Why not just eat the trees or some fruit or something then they wouldn't have to chase people all the time
Yeah, why isn't this alien invasion movie GRITTY and REAL??!?
This movie is giga-aids because it wants you to think exactly that
Why not just surround yourself with really loud speakers blasting death metal? Would that put them off?
what kino
>Aw nuts
>*gets eaten*
can't people just throw a hundred ping-pong balls and another hundred cat-bells so these morons go mad?
ohnonono alien sisters
>*drives them to extinction*
nothing personnel
>can hear a pin drop a mile away
>can't hear someone breathing in the same room
whos the midwit who thought a creature with an impenetrable exoskeleton would be unkillable
It's just some streaming slop that had a novel gimmick at the time. It doesn't really hold up that well.
>blacks completely destroyed after 10 minutes
the latinas were the first to go, shame
*CHIRP*
SHEEEEI-ACK
It's a shit IP with zero thought put into it anon.
>tries to make a shhh gesture
>picks his nose instead
what did john krasinski mean by this
it was insane how this movie was pushed as this great and clever sci fi
this homie druk
Maybe he forgot he was israeli?
Do they just crash if you make sound in a place with a lot of echo?
First thought in theaters was how easy it would be to trap and kill these moronic monsters with industrial grinders.
how would Satou fare in this world?
So he was already missing an arm and just went for it?
He can regenerate his entire body from the largest piece, he cut off a finger and put it in fried chicken, had Uber deliver it to a building and then jumped in the wood chipper so he regenerate from the finger and infiltrate the building
Manga name?
Ajin
Genius.
I don't get how it took a while ass movie to figure out that sound hurts them. Wouldn't they get scared by guns? Haven't seen the movie btw. Also assuming this is an anti-white movie as it depicts white people's sensitivity to loud noises as monstrous.
>Also assuming this is an anti-white movie as it depicts white people's sensitivity to loud noises as monstrous.
It's about a white nuclear family trying to survive the apocalypse, so no, not anti-white.
>Haven't seen the movie btw. Also assuming this is an anti-white movie as it depicts white people's sensitivity to loud noises as monstrous.
This is an accurate representation of Cinemaphile.
Sometimes gatekeeping is necessary
This movie is Black person tier moronic. It could work like a space colony with limited resources. But on earth there are tons of things that make sounds. You’re telling me these aliens killed every bird, rat, loud insect. Not to mention people fart in their sleep. Generators make noise. Hell the water fall alone would have the aliens stuck to trying to attack it since it’s a large noise. It makes even less sense now that the whole planet is fricked. Your telling me these things can take and RPG blast to the face. That helicopter fire can’t rip them to shreds. That they can swim thru massive oceans nonstop with out resting. What a fricking moronic movie.
>what is suspension of disbelief
some of the autists here are so funny
>That they can swim thru massive oceans nonstop with out resting
The sequel showed they can't swim.
Perfect then humanity movies to the middle of the oceans. Still a dumb movie idea
They can fly though
Can they just differentiate sounds? That would solve everything
I wonder what their home planet environment looks like to make them like this
are there gigantic herbivores the size of blue whales who are just made purely of fat surrounded by a 10inch thick armor, and they lumber around very very quietly? but that wouldn't account for the monster's need for speed. What if the giant herbivores teleported once startled but the teleportation has a 10 second warmup period so you have to get there within 10 seconds or it's gone?
I assumed that they're like the Mimics in Edge of Tomorrow, a bioengineered scouting force sent to eliminate threats before their creators show up to colonise the planet.
>Your telling me these things can take and RPG blast to the face. That helicopter fire can’t rip them to shreds.
Not just that, they can survive the vacuum of space, orbital impact, and planetary explosions!
These things seriously should have just been demons or something, they're too unbelievable as living creatures and you can't just suspend your disbelief when the movie is obsessed with trying to establish logic for them
That as good point also your telling me the Governments couldn’t figure out the Sonic sound thing sooner? Once again would have worked better as a remote space colony that had like 500 people to start and no way to get off world.
>the aliens are actually humans who have sinned so much their dna mutated and turned into demons
>if you say a hail mary they hold their head in pain
>directed by m night shyamalan
Get started on the screenplay anon.
That’s fricking nuts
How would you even survive in this world?
That’s my argument, you snore or fart in your sleep you are as good as dead
You stock up on energy drinks, Nutella, and hot pockets and wait it out, the monsters will run out of energy to fuel their hunting style once the prey population is down to 10%
Why didn't they live near the waterfall?
Because the writers are dumb.
It was pointed out that they don't eat what they kill, no one knows how they sustain themselves.
They are cheap inefficient bioweapons made by fricked up little ayylmaos that will grow up to be space colony shooters.
>time delayed speaker network, separated by miles
>speaker A goes off
>once the monster is heading towards it A shuts off and the speaker farthest from A turns on
How long before they figure it out, if ever
>sprinkle tons of random legos in the woods for the monsters to step on while they're convergering on the speakers for even more chaos
Lanklet monsters are such a tired trope. I get that it's supposed to appeal to the uncanny valley by making them look sickly, but it makes no sense that the monster would be freakishly strong also. I wish for more big, muscular, burly monsters in movies.
It's literally impossible to not make any noise, especially children. Kids never shut the frick up no matter what. And what happens if you toss and turn and talk in your sleep? You can't control that.
Director explained that they evolved on a planet that's so cold it's near absolute zero so their net energy expenditure is similarly close to nothing.
Who’s dude like what if we rounded up the polar bears and made them turn our turbines to generate free electricity
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>A Quiet Place: Day One
Wait, what, for real? Another one? Why?
>cat
Don't you fricking dare hurt that cat
found this moie pretty stupid, did the electric generators made any noise? why not just move and settle near the waterfall so you can communicate by talking quietly?
>being an honest to god ACKSHUALLY moron
how do you people muster up the energy to care?
It's funny to think since they arrived on a meteor, any country that wasn't connected to the americas is perfectly fine. probably the only horror movie where getting on a plane and flying away actually worked out
You ever see how yoked a chimp is eating fricking bananas all day
Horses eat GRASS
both xenos and predators get dropped in this verse
what happens