srsly? dafuq? only the fate of middle earth, give the job to the little people with bigass feet.
srsly? dafuq? only the fate of middle earth, give the job to the little people with bigass feet.
srsly? dafuq? only the fate of middle earth, give the job to the little people with bigass feet.
>finally, I now have the power to turn... LE INVISIBLE
what would you guys do if you were invisible?
rape
>not my problem
Why would he bother? Mount Doom didn't have a tax policy(it's a Muslim country)
>can solo the 9 Nazgul all by himself
>doesn't even offer to help the fellowship a little bit
What a glorfindick
>Walk to Mordor
>Outmanuever Sauron
>Slaughter his armies
>Slaughter his slaves
>Bomb his tower until it's reduced to rubble
>Sauron takes material form
>Kill him
>Destroy the ring with your bare hands
>No more Sauron
>May as well kill Eru too (all he ever did was create a completely flat planet and some stars in the sky that are actually fruits)
You're actually a fruit.
What does he even do besides create a completely flat planet and some stars in the sky that are actually fruits?
Stars were made by Varda. Eru creates the world via the angels (valar), creates elves and men to counter melkor, gives life to the dwarves, kills numenor, and trips gollum
Elrond specifically suggests he go along but Gandalf says merry and pippin would be better because of the power of friendship, and overrules Elrond when he explicitly says he thinks that's a bad idea
Elrond is coordinate the security of the passes and trying to get help sent north to mirkwood and the lonely mountain
>because of the power of friendship
Tolkien really was a hack
He was only the quest giver
He was like 3 elf days from retirement.
too powerful to be around the ring that much, too much threat
He went to mount doom with a massive fricking army of highly trained elves
He heard their dumbass plan of sending 9 guys to "sneak in" and wrote it off as a lost cause
If Elrond is moving around outside of Rivendell, then Sauron's gonna know some shit is up.
>for none now live who remember it.
>...Except for Elrond. Who was totally there when it happened.
>I was there the day the strength of men failed
>literally just lets Isildur walk away
the audacity of this motherfricker
Entire story is about the era of elves ending and the era of men beginning. Which is why the elves left and weren't at helm's deep.
Since this is the movie we're talking about, the council of elrond has a lot of racial tension. When Gimli says "I'll be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf" it's obvious that an elf lord can't be in charge of the party. He's of course too dignified not to be in charge
-Elrond is a powerfull individual so he can be tempted by the ring
-Elrond has an elven ring himself, Gandalf has one aswell so that gives the fellowship 3 magic rings making it way too fricking risky
-Without Elrond Rivendell will wither and become vulnerable.
It was literally not his problem, he was leaving Middle-earth basically the last day on the job for him
I am just gonna ragepost it here. But wtf is up with all these AI L posts? It was fun for about half a day. /tv has become royal aids now. Never thought I'd say it but JANNIES DO SOMETHING PLZ. All ai posters need to get shot in the neck.
filter images by 1024 and you filter all AI threads
/tv/gays wouldnt understand, but:
>all-powerful eldrich being capable of controlling all of nature
>too busy jerking off squirrels or something to save the planet
p sure the guy just wanted to frick his daughter, hence sending aragon to die
>YALL BE DA RING homieS NO CAP