>stand up comedian. >doesnt tell any real jokes

>stand up comedian
>doesnt tell any real jokes
when is this trend going to end?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comedians are like modern day philosophers n shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you get the memo?

      Comedians don't tell jokes, they're philosophers.

      it seems like most just moved onto story telling and satire, but what the frick is the point of going to see a stand up comedian that doesnt tell any actual jokes? they got their beginnings from it, it made them famous, and the second they became successful they immediately discard it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gonna pay for knock knock jokes?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Story telling is telling jokes though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am found out!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are like modern day philosophers n shit
      Of course Norm Macdonald was the one to point that there are still, you know, real philosophers now days, who philosophize a lot better than these comedians who don't tell jokes.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't you get the memo?

    Comedians don't tell jokes, they're philosophers.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never and it's only going to get worse.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand up comedians and chefs are some of the most overrated, egotistical jerk off type of people.

    That's why my favorite "stand up" comedian is Polo Polo. All he did was tell dirty jokes in a long interesting story. No politics, no preaching, just dirty jokes zoomers would have a heart attack about.

    t. Mexican

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Polo-pilled. I didn't get what he was about when I was younger, thankfully I straightened myself out eventually and even saw him live before he retired. Mexican stand up comedy is so fricking shit.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE CRIED OUT FOR HIS MOTHER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK
      did he ever address the fact that Floyd was crying out for his white girlfriend - who he called 'momma' and had saved as 'momma' in his sail foam - specifically because said momma was used to helping him deal with drug overdoses?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        new floyd lore just dropped??

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope, all there in the trial

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old lore, fake Floyd fan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no because the girlfriend was white and the blacks don't like that fact.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      le sad updoots

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black fragility.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the late 90s-mid 00s comedy scene where comedians would brutally roast each other and openly show their disdain when one of them was doing good in the business, but still banded together bc they all had shitty lives.
    now the new wave they're all just fellating each other and too afraid to say "he's shit!" because they all want to network. it all seems so fake and sanitized

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >speaks out against israelites
    >israelites go on narrative control
    every time lel, eat SHIT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that still isnt a joke though

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >token black comedian opines about the current thing
    remember when he made jokes about how school shootings by whitebois stopped during covid lockdowns? and when he said a group of israelites is a coincidence? dave is clearly biased but there's still at least a couple braincells working up in that bald head.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to have a school shooting when no one is at school. I bet even the Blacks stopped shooting up schools during the lockdowns.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he had even one brain cell left he would remember that he's supposed to be funny

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE CRIED OUT FOR ALLAH

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't end because you people continue to pay netflix a monthly stipend.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't and you can blame Hicks and late career Carlin for it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is horseshit, Hicks was dead for 30 years and Carlin for 10 before comedy became the trash it is today.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh but the current comedians took influence from those styles then

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    stand up comedy fricking sucks and always has. I'm fricking sick of people sharing me the clips of it on social media or talking about it at work. It's always the same boring fricking story "then this happened". FRICK OFF!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They share the clips because they are trying to teach you how to be interesting to talk to.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    chappelle is unraveling. sad to see. O WELL

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It goes back to Bill hicks at least watch his 91 special. It’s all about how he has everything figured out and how bright of a guy he is. Stand up attracts people that can’t function in normal life just look at how many of them are clinically depressed or either actively using drugs or in AA or sober they’re the last people we should take life advice from

    MAKE ME LAUGH MONKEY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t mean this to be racist Kek all stand ups are dancing monkeys not Dave specifically he’s cool

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk if it started with Carlin or Hicks. Carlin did it when he was old, but he did have standup routines when he was younger.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't understand American society.
    A black man who acts civilized can do whatever or have absolutely zero substance and become popular.

    >Black "priest"
    >American s*y face
    >Black "conservative"
    >American s*y face
    >Black "actor"
    >American s*y face
    >Black "comedian"
    >American s*y face
    Etc etc etc

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This black dude who was raised in the 80s wants us to believe he would have a troony as a friend lol.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forget when he claimed that most blacks knew that Jussie Smollett was lying. This is absolute horseshit and I'm tired of this lie that blacks are somehow more savvy because of their 'streetsmarts'.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knew that gay was lying, even other Black folk. It came out almost immediately that he had paid those two african guys to jump him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [citation needed]

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only standup I actually liked were Raw and Delirious because they're absurd and pure comedy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eddie Murphy was a genuinely good standup. The bit with him and his brother playing with GI Joe in the bath is good, and not dependent on race as a crutch.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    >OP IS A homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP IS A homosexual who???

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still like him but his seethe at Comedy Central is getting old. Boo hoo homie you're still a multimillionaire, who cares some israelites israeliteed you 20 years ago.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Comedian has a kid and will tell you all about it
    I am so sick of hearing him talk about his stupid kids and how he is a c**t at the parking lot of a privet school

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Rock's latest special.
      >Stops telling jokes and just talks about how rich and successful his daughter is for 10 minutes

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stand up comedian
    >isn't a comedian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay midget

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