>Stanley listen to me, I have sars.

>Stanley listen to me, I have sars. There is only a 98% chance i will live

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Covid killed millions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily there were zero flu deaths that year

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the vaccine prevented those, chud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like the holocaust.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 500,000.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The vaccine killed and disabled trillions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      something had to make up for the lack of flu and cold deaths

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mortality rate for people who were younger than 65 and who weren't morbidly obese was like 0.1% or less.

      Why not just tell the old and fat people who had a slightly higher chance of dying to quarantine instead of shutting the whole world down for more than a year?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the old, fat people run pretty much every country in the world

        The US president at the time had a McDonald's cater when athletes visited.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even for lardasses and old people the mortality rate was like what, 2-3%?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The total survival rate was like 99.97%
        This was with them counting people who got shot in the head and then died in the hospital after testing for covid
        The mortality rate for halfway healthy people was infinitesimal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Millions died and tested postive for covid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To save billions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >millions
      And there’s 7.88 billion people on Earth. Drop in the bucket

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To save billions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Covid killed millions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA TAKE THE VACCINE YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

      Why are people such babies about their shots? Are they children?

      hope you homosexuals are ready to mask back up and get another dozen rounds of science juice™, your overlords are back at work.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millions of my sperm died on your mom's face last night

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the old randy

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe that you ignorant cowards took the deliberately harmful israeli MRNA vaccines.

    What have you got to say for yourself? Why are you such a cowardly low life?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post-Covid world fricking sucks man, now I just feel blackpilled about so much shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that has changed for me is that my grocery store and Walmart are no longer open 24/7 so I can't shop at 3 in the morning.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thus forcing everyone to shop all at once, great idea!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically try vitamin D it cured my depression
      10000 IU a day

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad 98% is a statistic for the entire population, including people who were about to die anyways, you as an individual have a 100% chance to live.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw didn't take the bird flu vaxx
    >mfw didn't get narcolepsy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >double trips
      Untested.
      Unjabbed.
      Uncircumcised.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      meant swine flu actually

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    STANNY BOY!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRUMPF!!!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Randy went from my favorite character to least liked one after they started that tegridy shit

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA TAKE THE VACCINE YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

    Why are people such babies about their shots? Are they children?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and he came back the next day with his tired old arguments, only this time he affected amazement -- he had no recollection of being proven wrong the previous day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IT'S JUST TOTALLY EXPERIMENTAL UNTESTED BIG PHARMA MRNA JUICE SILLY! YES THE BIG PHARMA COMPANIES GOT "SPECIAL" BATCHES, SO WHAT!! U JEALOUS??? TAKE DA JAB LIKE ME, I'M SCARED!

        are you still getting paid to shill for big pharma? they rolled this dialogue option out years ago. maybe update your script?

        I'm not a creationist science denier and believe evolution should take its course

        [...]
        hope you homosexuals are ready to mask back up and get another dozen rounds of science juice™, your overlords are back at work.

        t. baboons standing in the way of progress

        >NOOOO I WANT TO HAVE POLIO GIVE ME POLIO I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this bait may have worked on me 2 years ago but not even the most braindead vaxcattle is still crusading for the clotshot. get new material

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The President already said a new mandatory booster is coming and you'll need to take it to vote sweetie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IT'S JUST TOTALLY EXPERIMENTAL UNTESTED BIG PHARMA MRNA JUICE SILLY! YES THE BIG PHARMA COMPANIES GOT "SPECIAL" BATCHES, SO WHAT!! U JEALOUS??? TAKE DA JAB LIKE ME, I'M SCARED!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you still getting paid to shill for big pharma? they rolled this dialogue option out years ago. maybe update your script?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a creationist science denier and believe evolution should take its course

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoom zoom wasn't around during SARS
    SARS was extremely lethal though, like 70% who got it died pretty quickly which unironically preventing spread and saving humanity from a real epidemic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll say anything, won't you?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't even know what I'm talking about
        you know there's been other SARS than covid right?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I lived in Southern Ontario when Canada was targeted with the pilot psyop program called SARS. I could tell then it was nothing but media-driven hysteria.
          Just like I was living in downtown Vancouver when we were told racism would be worse than any virus so we have to accept them flying people from Wuhan to YVR. Then I wondered why there were no bodies in the street.
          Again: you'll say anything.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they freak out about swine flu like COVID? that one made people really sick too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or ebola. Or zika.
      MERS.
      Bird flu.
      Mad Cow.
      There was no pandemic. Only an agenda, and lies to be told in service to that agenda.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did freak out. They even pushed hard for mass vaccination programs using a vaccine called Pandemrix that had been on the market for about 2 years. But since the vaccine had never been used on a large number of people, they didn't actually know the true extent of the side-effects. A frickton of young people ended up getting narcolepsy from the vaccine and they pulled the vaccine, and then the swine flu craze was quietly laid to rest. Just google "swine flu vaccine scandal 2009".

      It's fricking astounding how people forgot about something that only happened 11 years ago and then proceeded to willingly line up for an experimental vaccine that had far, far less testing than Pandemrix did in 2009

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that only happened 11 years ago
        11 years before covid hit*

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cut them some slack, they were busy with 3rd grade

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The covid vax stuff has lead me down a rabbit hole and realized the antivaxers were pretty much right all along. Nearly all the childhood vaccinations are on the face of it worthless at best and dangerous at worst

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I passed the global shit test with flying colors.

    Pure blood 4 lyfe

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss covid bros, the beach across the street was empty for nearly two years. We need the next pandemic

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