In my personal opinion, the problem with Stannis was that he was too unbendable, like iron. While Renly was too bright and shallow, like bronze. But Robert was a perfect combination between the two, like steel.
>homosexual writers realize people like stannis when they believe they shouldn't >ruin his character with their homosexual writing >"haha I bet you feel stupid for liking him now"
>lost a near impossible to lose battle at KL where he had a navy and an army that outnumbered the enemy 10:1
>greatest achievement is ambushing a bunch of starving savages armed with sticks and bones and composed of 50% women and children
>Chad brothers hate him, daughter is ugly af
>no b***hes
>can't win fair and square, resorts to black magic for victory, murdered his Chad brother because of impotent seething at the fact that he was more popular
Has there even been a bigger cuck in media than Stann*s?
>tall and strong like his eldest brother >amiable, witty, friendly, easily marshalled the entire South to his cause >hot wife >not balding like his incel Middle brother
He's the definition of a Chad.
At least he died before D&D could assassinate his character completely. Loras became nothing but an effeminate gay man stereotype for the rest of the series. Still annoys the living frick out of me how those shitbirds suddenly decide the Faith militant is like the Spanish Inquisition. Nevermind that Loras was one of the most dangerous fighters alive, the son of a Lord Paramount, and regularly surrounded by armed men who would die for him... nobody expects the High Sparrow's Inquisition!
Imagine what the history books would write about him >b***h homie that didn't do shit in Based Bobby B's rebellion >lost against a fricking midget >ran away from the war to the wall. Probably took the black dick >died like a b***h
>Held out against the entire power of the reach during Roberts rebellion >Crushed Victarion's fleet using terrain advantage >Only lost Blackwater due to Tyrell calvary >destroyed mance's army 10:1 at the wall >The King who cares >Currently amassed the foreign northern army's to his cause and is marching on winterfell caused roose to shit his pants in terror
lol dummy you proved my point in your first line
even in the story nobody gave a frick about him holding Storm's End.
They also don't give the credit to KL's defense to Tyrion.
Nobody will give a frick about anything he did when they write the history books.
>caring about maester propaganda
Imagine Bobby B dealing with the reach, Stannis took an entire kingdom out of the fold trying to take him down, who cares what mummers and masters think
still my king
I have no king, I am a republican- for better or worse.
who asked
Just making conversation
I didn't ask though
That's alright, I stated, no question required.
>republican
your king is Trump and you know it.
Can't be, I'm an Irishman.
My apologies. You're the kind o' Republican I like.
Only way to be, enough room without tolerating tyranny.
amen. question for you: how's Cootehill? I might get sent there for work in the next year.
In my personal opinion, the problem with Stannis was that he was too unbendable, like iron. While Renly was too bright and shallow, like bronze. But Robert was a perfect combination between the two, like steel.
>sets daughter on fire because a witch said so
>led his men to die in horrible conditions
kwab: the king
sneed
>homosexual writers realize people like stannis when they believe they shouldn't
>ruin his character with their homosexual writing
>"haha I bet you feel stupid for liking him now"
Stannis is still alive in the books, homosexual.
>the books
What the frick does KWAB mean? I look it up all the time and can't figure it out.
>lost a near impossible to lose battle at KL where he had a navy and an army that outnumbered the enemy 10:1
>greatest achievement is ambushing a bunch of starving savages armed with sticks and bones and composed of 50% women and children
>Chad brothers hate him, daughter is ugly af
>no b***hes
>can't win fair and square, resorts to black magic for victory, murdered his Chad brother because of impotent seething at the fact that he was more popular
Has there even been a bigger cuck in media than Stann*s?
renly was not a chad lol
>tall and strong like his eldest brother
>amiable, witty, friendly, easily marshalled the entire South to his cause
>hot wife
>not balding like his incel Middle brother
He's the definition of a Chad.
At least he died before D&D could assassinate his character completely. Loras became nothing but an effeminate gay man stereotype for the rest of the series. Still annoys the living frick out of me how those shitbirds suddenly decide the Faith militant is like the Spanish Inquisition. Nevermind that Loras was one of the most dangerous fighters alive, the son of a Lord Paramount, and regularly surrounded by armed men who would die for him... nobody expects the High Sparrow's Inquisition!
>aagh
Stannis is still going to burn his daughter and die (in a humiliating way).
START THE BLOODY BOBBYPOSTING BEFORE OI PISS MESELF.
THE BOAR IS PREGNANT
CAREFUL JANNY
CAREFUL NOW
>Only possible heirs are sickly little girls or bastards
Unironically what's his succession plan?
Imagine what the history books would write about him
>b***h homie that didn't do shit in Based Bobby B's rebellion
>lost against a fricking midget
>ran away from the war to the wall. Probably took the black dick
>died like a b***h
>Held out against the entire power of the reach during Roberts rebellion
>Crushed Victarion's fleet using terrain advantage
>Only lost Blackwater due to Tyrell calvary
>destroyed mance's army 10:1 at the wall
>The King who cares
>Currently amassed the foreign northern army's to his cause and is marching on winterfell caused roose to shit his pants in terror
lol dummy you proved my point in your first line
even in the story nobody gave a frick about him holding Storm's End.
They also don't give the credit to KL's defense to Tyrion.
Nobody will give a frick about anything he did when they write the history books.
>caring about maester propaganda
Imagine Bobby B dealing with the reach, Stannis took an entire kingdom out of the fold trying to take him down, who cares what mummers and masters think
>Stannis
>the king who cares
Won't have my support until he stops worshipping Red Rahloo, simple as
Stanley Barton c:
The One True King