will not move forward after the latest waititi sticky wicket, rian's trilogy will be greenlit. announcement in late sept/early oct after the release of glass onion. they'll move taika to the new avengers instead. parts of his script will be used for ep 10.
>israelites >blacklisted from fricking hollywood
You know what /misc/ says about Hollywood is true, right? That's literally the reason you get in trouble for saying it.
Objectively false. Dude is the definition of "omg so randum xddd" humor.
Hollywood's obsession with mediocre directors is fascinating. Although I guess the really good ones probably don't have a desire to direct shit like this, but I wish they would just to show these buttholes how to actually make good movies. Nolan does 3 Batman movies and every action movie for the next 20 years copies his aesthetic.
They only hired him because he's the current meme director. They did this with every other director who WAS popular at the time because of something they did at the time but eventually, they all got sacked or left.
>Josh Trank for Fantastic 4 but got sacked due to reception after release >David Benioff and D.B. Weiss for GoT but got sacked due to reception of the final season >Gareth Edwards for Godzilla, didn't really get sacked but another director had to fill in >Phil Lord and Chris Miller for Jump Street and Lego Movie but left before filming completed >Patty Jenkins for Wonder Woman but clearly she's been sacked due to Wonder Woman sequel reception >Colin Trevorrow for Jurassic World but got sacked due to The Book of Henry reception
Taika will either get dropped due to Thor 4 ratings or he'll get sacked for creative differences at some point down the line. They won't officially announce it but they'll keep it quiet and keep delaying the release date, just like they did with Rian and Patty whose film should have been out this year (they even deleted her trailer from their channel). Mark my words. I don't even believe that we'll get a Star Wars film ever again or at least for another decade.
>Colin Trevorrow
This conflicts me because Duel of the Fates, despite its fricking dweeb title, sounds like the best possible conclusion of the sequels before it that we could’ve got. However, on the other hand, his Jurassic World movies are soulless hack shit. And I defend dominion
This isn't about international israelite conspiracies, Hollywood has always been run by israelites and they are often nepotists. What are you even trying to say? I guess "DO NOT TALK ABOUT israeliteS"
>hey look at this nepotism that led to a bad movie >YOURE A SCHIZO INCEL CANT BREED OBSESSED CONSPIRACY THEORIST /misc/ WIGGER NEET SEEEETHING
I believe you anon. You are not mad, you are not baiting.
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Don’t go shoot up a school there pal
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facial tattoos are a sign of mental illness and should be punishable by execution
I can't wait for him to deliver comedy kino. But the best part will be when he says "Star Wars canon and lore? lol lmao" in an interview and makes manchildren seethe
Gee, what happened to Rian Johnson's Star Wars trilogy? Last Jedi was almost 5 years ago now. You couldn't blame someone for suspecting it was never happening at this point.
Rian actually takes time to think of an idea and is doing his knives out trilogy first. He's already writing his third knives out movie. Taika is a talentless israelite and it shows.
I don't care about Onions Wars after Ruin Jeanstain killed the franchise. And I definitely don't care about what a j*w like Cohen has to offer the world. So I don't give a shit. But it'll make for some good shitposting.
Christ I hope Taika slaugthers Star Wars as well.
Nothing quite like seeing balding millennial consoomers piss their pants and cry as this dude puts down one of their sacred cow franchises with a nailgun.
>David Cohen cast as famous director Taika Watiti on the latest episode of the hit sitcom - Kathleen Kennedy Tries to Run Lucasfilm.
This show is getting pretty stale.
Given how annoying he is and how everyone is pissed off with him recently and because Star Wars is in the shape it is currently I feel like we're heading for a collision course.
He's unironically going to make kino and angry underage /misc/gays are going to shitpost about it being bad, just like they're doing now for the Thor movie that was actually enjoyable.
The Taika Thor movies are actually significantly worse than normal capeshit. It's actually worse to be an ironic turbo homosexual refusing to take anything fricking seriously, than to just make generic capeshit.
I can't wait for his self-insert character in a Star Wars movie, that is on the poster despite being a minor character, like his lame ass self-insert in Thor. And those SO THE FUNNY quips and jokes.
I really hope this fricker has a coke fueled heart attack before Labor Day.
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You know he is going to have a big cameo if not a roll in the movie. He can't help himself.
Rian was too good for Star Wars and the Star Wars fandom, but hopefully he comes back to make more cinema. Nobody else will have any worthwhile ideas I'm sure.
>literally every thread about this hack >OMG DID YOU KNOW HE'S ACTUALLY A israelite!!!! HS REAL NAME IS COHEN! HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW HIS NAME IS COHEN??? HUH??? COHEN!!! HE'S A israelite, YOU GUYS!!!
He's also trying to advertise himself as MAORI DIRECTOR to advance himself by changing his name while also being an obvious israelite by his real name, it's comical Hollywood "keep it in the tribe" shit
I hope this makes Taika blacklisted like Rian Johnson was. This israelite deserves it WAY more.
no, you dont need therapy at all.
will not move forward after the latest waititi sticky wicket, rian's trilogy will be greenlit. announcement in late sept/early oct after the release of glass onion. they'll move taika to the new avengers instead. parts of his script will be used for ep 10.
>getting this melodramatic over space wars
>israelites
>blacklisted from fricking hollywood
You know what /misc/ says about Hollywood is true, right? That's literally the reason you get in trouble for saying it.
I'm excited to see where Taika Cohen takes the series!!
Into the gutter!
How do these morons look at his shitty Thor films and wacky comedies and think that he would make a good Star Wars movie?
kk has white savior syndrome and he's a helpless minority who needs her help
Kathleen Kennedy is a woman.
They do not give a shit about the quality of the movie. They want asses in seats, and Taika is FOTM right now.
It probably won't happen anyway. This is the fourth FOTM director who had their Star Wars movie announced only to be "delayed indefinitely."
> FOTM
Fricked on the mouth?
homosexual of the month.
because jojo and thir ragnarok were good movies
Nah, they were shit.
People kept saying Black Panther was kino... whole gen of bullshitters and their homosexual movies.
Objectively false. Dude is the definition of "omg so randum xddd" humor.
Hollywood's obsession with mediocre directors is fascinating. Although I guess the really good ones probably don't have a desire to direct shit like this, but I wish they would just to show these buttholes how to actually make good movies. Nolan does 3 Batman movies and every action movie for the next 20 years copies his aesthetic.
They only hired him because he's the current meme director. They did this with every other director who WAS popular at the time because of something they did at the time but eventually, they all got sacked or left.
>Josh Trank for Fantastic 4 but got sacked due to reception after release
>David Benioff and D.B. Weiss for GoT but got sacked due to reception of the final season
>Gareth Edwards for Godzilla, didn't really get sacked but another director had to fill in
>Phil Lord and Chris Miller for Jump Street and Lego Movie but left before filming completed
>Patty Jenkins for Wonder Woman but clearly she's been sacked due to Wonder Woman sequel reception
>Colin Trevorrow for Jurassic World but got sacked due to The Book of Henry reception
Taika will either get dropped due to Thor 4 ratings or he'll get sacked for creative differences at some point down the line. They won't officially announce it but they'll keep it quiet and keep delaying the release date, just like they did with Rian and Patty whose film should have been out this year (they even deleted her trailer from their channel). Mark my words. I don't even believe that we'll get a Star Wars film ever again or at least for another decade.
>even deleted her trailer from their channel).
No way haha
>Colin Trevorrow
This conflicts me because Duel of the Fates, despite its fricking dweeb title, sounds like the best possible conclusion of the sequels before it that we could’ve got. However, on the other hand, his Jurassic World movies are soulless hack shit. And I defend dominion
I think audiences would have accepted DotF too. It was far too obvious to them how they went scorched earth.
they choose people based on if they were at bar mitzvahs and other similar tribal events.
This isn't about international israelite conspiracies, Hollywood has always been run by israelites and they are often nepotists. What are you even trying to say? I guess "DO NOT TALK ABOUT israeliteS"
It’s just you’re literal nigs seething over more successful people and blaming systematic racism
Get a job and do your own shit
>hey look at this nepotism that led to a bad movie
>YOURE A SCHIZO INCEL CANT BREED OBSESSED CONSPIRACY THEORIST /misc/ WIGGER NEET SEEEETHING
I believe you anon. You are not mad, you are not baiting.
Don’t go shoot up a school there pal
facial tattoos are a sign of mental illness and should be punishable by execution
Do you get interest free loans? They make a difference.
>I can’t get a job cuz da man is keeping me down!
Dilate.
Who cares. What even is Star Wars anymore. It's nothing. Move on. Dot org.
Will it also be unfunny?
It would be fun if he got Natalie Portman to be in the next one. I think she’d be alright in a Star Wars film.
That would be kino.
Yeah, in the main female role, like Leia in Empire Strikes Best.
God it would be great.
I can't wait for him to deliver comedy kino. But the best part will be when he says "Star Wars canon and lore? lol lmao" in an interview and makes manchildren seethe
People who watch David Cohen interviews and people who once gave a frick about Star Wars are two different groups.
based pilled
in waititi i trust
awful bait
Taika Waititi sucks. I have no idea why people talk about him like he is talented or skilled.
to be fair, it's mostly just him talking about himself.
THIS
Fricking tard just ruined another Marvel franchise now they move him to another.
I hate these fakking joos
Why would they kick the guys who did 21 Jump Street of Solo for making a comedy only to bring this hack in?
Why does he go by Taika Waititi when his legal name is Taika David Cohen? He should be proud of his heritage!
Gee, what happened to Rian Johnson's Star Wars trilogy? Last Jedi was almost 5 years ago now. You couldn't blame someone for suspecting it was never happening at this point.
Shelved, like Rogue Squadron, Rangers of the New Republic, Lando and something else I forget.
You've got to wonder what the management at Lucasfilm are doing. They seem rather inept from the outside looking in.
Rian actually takes time to think of an idea and is doing his knives out trilogy first. He's already writing his third knives out movie. Taika is a talentless israelite and it shows.
Star Wars is cursed
israeli and "other" ethnic?
he'll be immune to criticism
why is he covering one eye?
Stop noticing things chud, take your meda
what 80s song is he gonna use?
I don't care about Onions Wars after Ruin Jeanstain killed the franchise. And I definitely don't care about what a j*w like Cohen has to offer the world. So I don't give a shit. But it'll make for some good shitposting.
Christ I hope Taika slaugthers Star Wars as well.
Nothing quite like seeing balding millennial consoomers piss their pants and cry as this dude puts down one of their sacred cow franchises with a nailgun.
Same.
Good.
Maybe you morons will realize that going to watch heckin epic superhero movies is for children and grow the frick up
>David Cohen cast as famous director Taika Watiti on the latest episode of the hit sitcom - Kathleen Kennedy Tries to Run Lucasfilm.
This show is getting pretty stale.
The Star Wars sequels are just as good if not better than the originals and Taika is the epitome of a no talent writer/director.
Given how annoying he is and how everyone is pissed off with him recently and because Star Wars is in the shape it is currently I feel like we're heading for a collision course.
He's unironically going to make kino and angry underage /misc/gays are going to shitpost about it being bad, just like they're doing now for the Thor movie that was actually enjoyable.
>le enjoyable soulless, ugly capeshit
Kys
>meme enjoyable meme, ugly meme
>meme
Good argument.
>the 30th marvel film is enjoyable
Kys homosexual
The Taika Thor movies are actually significantly worse than normal capeshit. It's actually worse to be an ironic turbo homosexual refusing to take anything fricking seriously, than to just make generic capeshit.
I can't wait for his self-insert character in a Star Wars movie, that is on the poster despite being a minor character, like his lame ass self-insert in Thor. And those SO THE FUNNY quips and jokes.
I really hope this fricker has a coke fueled heart attack before Labor Day.
You know he is going to have a big cameo if not a roll in the movie. He can't help himself.
Isn't he also doing this incal movie? Two sci-fi movies in a row?
I'll believe it when Chapeck announces he's allowing SW films to be made.
I think this is some lame gamesmanship from Kennedy - "If I confirm it, Chapeck has to alllow it."
We'll see how that works out for her, Cotton.
Apologize.
Rian was too good for Star Wars and the Star Wars fandom, but hopefully he comes back to make more cinema. Nobody else will have any worthwhile ideas I'm sure.
to a brachycephalic? no way gay!
Frick off that gay hasn't made a good movie in his life.
>covering one eye
K den nice
>literally every thread about this hack
>OMG DID YOU KNOW HE'S ACTUALLY A israelite!!!! HS REAL NAME IS COHEN! HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW HIS NAME IS COHEN??? HUH??? COHEN!!! HE'S A israelite, YOU GUYS!!!
We do the same with Herschlag and Horowitz. You aren’t special, Taika
He's also trying to advertise himself as MAORI DIRECTOR to advance himself by changing his name while also being an obvious israelite by his real name, it's comical Hollywood "keep it in the tribe" shit
Just make your own movies instead of demanding incel representation in hollywood
Mass replying should be a bannable offense.
It is
Taika Quipiti
Tacky Waishitti
this homosexual is going to bring back that ape Black person isn't he
I don't want a quippy jokey Star Wars movie. It doesn't matter how good the story and script is because his style will not fit.
Taika Waititi's Thor movies are basically Thor, the main character, being a side character.
Who the frick wants to see that?