Star studded KINO, usually movies with this much star power fall flat, this didn't.

Star studded KINO, usually movies with this much star power fall flat, this didn't.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was too long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to believe it was critically panned when it came out

      It could have been longer

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't like it, though some of the scenes are funny on their own. As a whole its not funny and just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dad fricking loved this movie until I pointed out it was made by Tim Burton and it pissed him right the frick off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would that bother him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He hates Tim Burton with a passion.
        He hates Burton, Depp, Harry Potter, Star Wars, any music made after 1970, pretty much everything made after 1970.
        He's kind of a miserable prick. You and he could be 100 percent compatible and best friends but if he found out you had an ear pierced or had a tattoo hidden on your leg or bicep he'd immediately drop all contact with you and treat you as if you died.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh man he would hate me then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He hates everyone.
          I was considered "rebellious" by his standards because I'd rather listen to the music popular in my teens than the fricking drifters or creedence clearwater revival.
          I do like them, but it's not the only music in the world.
          I remember he once picked me up from a girlfriends house when I was 16 and he fricking screamed at me the entire ride home because her brother wore baggy ripped jeans like it was my fault.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All I'm gonna say is that if there were more men like your dad then minorities, women and trannies wouldn't run this country with an iron fist.

            Slippery slopes are real and troony acceptance began accepting men wearing torn jeans and ear rings. He seems based and you seem weak. A man should not compromise.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >there should be no such thing as individuality
              I agree with you on the minorities, women, and trannies part but you sound like a homosexual in every other regard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >individuality
                Performative acts of being a special snowflake are not a worthwhile form of individuality

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can tell you've never had a father figure in your life.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He hates everyone.
              I was considered "rebellious" by his standards because I'd rather listen to the music popular in my teens than the fricking drifters or creedence clearwater revival.
              I do like them, but it's not the only music in the world.
              I remember he once picked me up from a girlfriends house when I was 16 and he fricking screamed at me the entire ride home because her brother wore baggy ripped jeans like it was my fault.

              Can you guys shut the frick up about liberals and trannies? no one hear wants to hear it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                here*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The fight against liberals and trannies is the most pressing issue in the world today. If you'd rather hide from the trannies and discuss some nostalgia movie then you have already lost.

                There is no such thing as a media discussion thread that isn't improved by being turned into a discussion of liberals and trannies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                First off complaining about it here wont make a difference you know this
                Second off no one here is afraid of talking about it we just dont need to be reminded about it every stupid day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There are trannies in classrooms giving children government sanctioned skull frickings and you want to talk about Mars Attacks. I don't think there's such a thing as too many reminders given the severity of the situation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm sure whining about it here in every single thread is gonna get those trannies out of your schools any day now.
                You're a Facebook poster crying about trump.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your dad sounds based.
          I bet my dad and yours would make very good friends.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve seen this film more than any film I’ve ever not liked before. I just don’t get it. It’s not good. Like I said, I’ve disliked it ever since it came out but even when I rented it I watched it twice and still walked away disappointed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is kind of interesting actually.
      Why did you watch it again when you didn't like it? Did you know about its cult status and felt like you were missing something?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It totally fell flat. I like the movie and think it's a lot of fun, but it doesn't work, and the cast just makes it feel even more bloated and self-indulgent than it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its just the fact that the movie doesn't really do anything with the actors it had
      I still feel like they should've made Pierse brosnen kill some aliens
      And at the least add some more funny scenes
      But I did like the parts where the aliens go on a rampage like in Gremlins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny you mention Gremlins because the Gremlins sequel features the same kind of unhinged sketch show formula with a million cameos and in-jokes, but did it much better imo.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to see it with my grandpa
    It was great

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been better if it was Stop Motion and not CGI

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Posting the more SOULFUL movie poster

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't run, we are your friends
    were the martians really saying that or did the labcoats frick up the translation machine thing

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this was such a comfy movie, shame it didn't do very well

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Annette Benning was such a a MILF

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ACK ACK ACK

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wish we got Dinosaurs Attack

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand why people say Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly/looks like a horse. She was peak hotness in this movie I didn't even know it was her when I first saw it.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The names left off the DVD box include
    >Martin short
    >Sarah Jessica Parker
    >Michael j Fox
    >Rod steiger
    >Jim brown
    >Joe don baker
    >Natalie portman
    >Pam grier
    >Jack Black
    >Ray j
    >Christina Applegate
    They got everyone in this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What character did Ray j play

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did they pull it off?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For years I conflated this in my memory with Independence Day.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every one will appreciate Burton for the genius he is (minus the live action Disney films and Planet of The Apes) once he dies. This is but one of his many triumphs, and a damn funny one at that. Also so mean spirited it filtered me until my teens.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was his Planet Of The Apes that bad? I saw it when it came out but remember nothing about it good or bad

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