Space... The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds.
To seek out new life and new civilizations.
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
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What happened in their reality?
Riker stopped grooming his beard
What beard?
>the realization that frakes was always faking the beard
Did you think worfs ridges were real too?
what about his hair
If it's real it's texturized as all hell to get it straight and slicked back like that. Klingons should have had afros.
r u fricking serious rn?
is riker an earth rocker?
He's not a musician, anon.
It was extremely painful.
state enforced polygamy
Accidental release of a bioweapon that causes myostatin knockout in human females
What?
Lovecraftian horrors beyond your imagination
Trump got elected for a second term and he shut down BLACKED.com
probably just one of many timelines where some deus ex machina didn't occur to save the federation from the borg
Didn't genocide enough israelites in the Eugenics Wars.
>POV: You meet a Star Wars fan
Would starships have voice warnings like modern airplanes do?
>OVER G
>OVER G
>MISSILE LOCK
>MISSILE LOCK
>STALL WARNING
>STALL WARNING
>OVER G
Star Trek starships are like oceancraft, they got a dude in front of a screen telling you the obvious instead of an automated system
>To baldly go where no one has gone before.
That was cheap, anon.
>I called him a traitor once, but in a way, he was the most loyal man I ever met. He was a Maquis, right up to the bitter end.
I'm not crying. It's raining.
On the latest Delta Flyers, Mike McMahan admitted he "looked like a thumb who wished he were a real boy." 10:30 into the podcast
We won bros
We won
I also like his advice about marathon pilot writing. He actually has good advice.
I actually like Mike as a person and a fan. What I don't like are nutrek spammers.
There are two huge reasons to like Picard seasons 1 and 2.
Can't believe she's fricking dead
i refuse to believe they cant fix male pattern balding or remove those people from the gene pool in the future.
you are a monster
You sound like a woman who lives with a manchild
>i refuse to believe they cant fix male pattern balding or remove those people from the gene pool in the future.
Keep watching, there's a whole backstory about people trying to make a race of genetically perfect supermen.
They're supposed to be past the vanity or something (lol). If they can regenerate tissue they could easily stimulate hair folicals
6 year old black kids can do calculus. Some sort of eugenics clearly happened
I fricking hated what they did to Eddington, he became my favorite supporting character for his run
What if Eddington had gotten lost with Voyager instead of Chakotay?
brokeback mountain
Huh?
I think he misinterpreted
and assumed that Eddington and Chakotay got lost together somewhere.
I didn't misinterpret anything.
Then you came up with a nonsensical reply.
guess you didn't see the film.
Guess you didn't watch Star Treks.
Eddington and Voyager would be like brokeback mountain if they got lost together. If you can stop posting pakled garbage to star trek threads on Cinemaphile for one starsecond and actually think about posts before saying they're nonsensical and misinterpreted and other double dumbass allegations, maybe star trek threads on Cinemaphile wouldn't be fricking dead because people wouldn't be scared to post in them. tiberius out
>Eddington and Voyager would be like brokeback mountain if they got lost together.
Implicit admittedly that you misinterpreted the post.
>the rest of your post
>tiberius out
Shitposty attempt to save face on the internet.
I accept your concession and I laugh at you being scared because you keep posting stupid half-assed shit that you can't own up to.
I misinterpreted nothing. We're through here. -to
You've failed and there's nothing you can do.
You two need to take a trip to brokeback mountain and resolve your dispute with erotic Turkish oil wrestling.
It could have turned into a nice joke but instead they got really defensive about misinterpreting the post.
1. No one got defensive about anything.
2. There was no misinterpretation, at least not on my part.
I was the one that wrote the first broke back mountain, no idea why someone pretended to be me. I did indeed misread the question. Shrug
I have a good idea of who it is pretending to be other posters in order to shit up the Star Trek thread. I've been duped.
Who here /newbiestartrek/? I'm listening to their TNG series now, its a great time.
Had this floating in my head for a few weeks:
>continue interrogation of Romulan commander Setak
>prelude, Setak recently travelled briefly into the future circa 2900
>subject will not speak of what they learned there
>subject understands the vital importance to the Empire of that information
>day 3 under heavy drugs, sleep deprivation, and mental probes
>Setak bursts out:
>The Romulans join the Federation!!!
>interrogation ends
>all logs deleted after Setak executed
Sounds like an entertaining episodic plotline. Maybe Starfleet recovers the logs somehow and watches the interrogation process? Imagine Setak becoming increasingly unhinged with each recorded session.
It kind of follows with the Voyager episodes showing that the Romulans were interested in them, because they got the briefing from the Romulan in the past that visited Voyager.
I never liked Riker for some reason.
brokeback mountain
brokebuck reading comprehension
My reading comprehension is perfect.
>My reading comprehension is perfect!
What if, instead of Voyager leaving drydock with 153 crew, instead only Chakotay and Eddington were aboard, and they became stranded in the Delta Quadrant together?
Brokeback mountain 2: Electric Buggery
Star Trek: homosexualry
>Available now on Paramount Plus!
See?
>See?!?!?!???
Strange? Not fascinating? Do all Federation representatives display these microaggressions? Is the universe just a big lolcow to you lot?
In Trek News, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds resumes filming next month.
Which is odd, because Paramount went bankrupt, canceled all their shows and fired everyone months ago.
Hey now, just last week we were sure the SAG strike was gonna go till at least Jan and Paramount didn't have that much left in its coffers. Disco 5 is still likely to be pushed though.
DISCO S05 is officially completed and will air "early 2024".
people still watch STD?
No.
FRICK YES
Bob Bakish is alive?!
say it with me lads
F A I TH O F T H E H E A R T
Computer, create a Star Trek thread that isn’t just stale bumpslaving
I hate that they got progressively more yellow over time. Like I'm playing Elder scrolls
Meant for
I just realized that the United Federation of Planets must have the best pharmacological & psychiatric medicines, thanks to their technology, because characters in these shows blithely go from one extremely traumatic episode to another without ever getting hung up on chronic PTSD.
^_^
o'brien was in pretty rough shape
He was genetically treatment-resistant due to Irish alcoholic genes, a rare tragedy, but at least booze and asian poon worked adequately.
>you now remember that chief o'brien never appeared in a cinematic Hollywood star trek film
>To baldly go where no one has gone before.