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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fact

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense, everyone else left

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Patrice O'Neal was dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the president of Golden Corral

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dang, Patrice o'neal is trans now?
      I thought that muhfuggah was dead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        diabeetus dun frick a homie up

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    400 years in the future, this was the whitest person they found

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when is this shit coming back on air??? It feels like it's been 5 years since this kino of an episode.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No cure for obesity? I thought they took the bad things out of the replicators?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      replicator food is still full of corn syrup bcause people prefer the taste

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already have semaglutide with our incomplete understanding of biology in 400 years If humans exist obesity won’t neither will ugliness

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how old Trek everyone was rake thin in skin tight spandex. But NuTrek is full of fatties to make the characters more relatable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i watch media to look at attractive people. if i wanted to see ethnic horrors i'd go to walmart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Canon. Stay mad about that for the rest of forever.

      [...]
      > you can't actually make most blacks as smart and respectable!

      Stacey Abrams

      Education
      Spelman College (BA)
      University of Texas, Austin (MPA)
      Yale University (JD)

      Now get back to studying for your GED.

      >how dis make you feel, white boi?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        took me a minute to figure out no one had JUSTified this picture

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in canon, yes. but studios are terrified of adhering to canon and actors are too pussy to method act. things that would be better if stuck to hard canon
      > halo
      > star wars (force op)
      etc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extra replicator rations for me not for thee hehe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think she shares with this one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong or unhealthy about being big, the problem is you biggot and people like you are dying off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's nothing wrong or unhealthy about being big

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AND THATS THE POWER OF SCIENCE

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure she wasn't playing The Earth?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow they elected a klingon?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is one of those things that fundamentally changed about Star Trek
    Think about how the previous installments had that "People come from every race and culture but they all talk and act like they're delegates at a conference in Brussels" last-generation-liberal quality

    The idea of being a fat angry sassy Black person is so unfathomable that they actually made Whoopi Goldberg stop being a fat angry sassy Black person for the length of her stay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did it shift from blacks being as smart and respectable as anyone else to being a jive-talking illiterate becoming praiseworthy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Around the time Obama got elected by not being a jive Black person. This was also when BLM started up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it ruins any personality they might have too. imagine if tuvok had to jive

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a stupid old Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wit yo triflin ass, hit the warp drive befo I brake [sic] my foot off in yo ass

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          instead we got
          >vulcans do not dance
          >*foot wiggle*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why even right wingers love characters like La Forge, Uhura, and Sisko. They weren't black characters but characters played by black actors. Also they had flaws and were held accountable for their actions. TNG even had black Watson in Victorian London and nobody cared!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's because it's a future where everyone got their shit together.
        I guess that's "right wing" or something?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Space communism
          >Right wing
          Only one of these things describes the futuristic Star Trek setting.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            neither of those describe star trek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sisko was a black character all the way. Dude would have fits over a holographic Frank Sinatra and there’s other moments.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess some people/groups in the future will never let shit go and just dangle it over children's children forever.
          forgive and forget should be progressive motto...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sisko fricking owned tho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          most of that was aveyr brooks being a completely unhinged maniac in real life though, and the writers sort of began to write around his outbursts

          Sisko fricking owned tho

          sisko was legit crazy. even more crazy than janeway, and she was genocidal

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmmmmmm-hm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Nu-Trek go to Klendathu?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love black b***hes. Y’all can’t handle that much woman

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this isnt apex jumping the shark idk what is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You having sex

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im your dad greasy Black person

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What has a homosexual done to you personally? They apparently effected you for the rest of your life. Might be your true love

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you hate nazis you want to frick a nazi

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Canon. Stay mad about that for the rest of forever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course I'm staying mad you fricking moron, ITS ALL SHIT they do nothing to course correct and Star Trek, the franchise I love, losses more social value everyday. Getting an ugly POLITICIAN of any side is despicable, and this orge does blue-hairs no favors. Your side looks stupid, ugly, and elitist. Having a hot milfy leftist president would be cool. God I hate you all so much. I just want it to die, be completely erased, never talked about again. There's so much good Trek, but I wonder when it will hit the Star Wars threshold of having a higher amount of bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have to acknowledge any of this fan-fiction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd have to if it boiled down to an IP law issue.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even fans writing it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There has been no canon Star Trek anything since Voyager ended, though there are parts of that I wish weren't canon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't this morbidly obese negress take part in the election fraud ballot harvesting? What did they mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing from Discovery is canon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's feces

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >president of earth in fiction
      >loses her election irl

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what the frick just happened with the janny ITT

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    #notmypresident

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what was with Sisko refusing to go to Vic's because he thought that time period was racist?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was, and he is right-- the holodeck is a recreation that is not historically accurate, and that is one of the issues that will define digital media that we are currently wrestling with:
      >do we allow revisionism, even in products meant for entertainment?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        history has always been written by the victors - those with the power to disseminate their narratives. history doesn't exist in any real way, neither do facts. only narratives exist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          An excellent point. It is a story, same as any other. Though, I do like mine to be as accurate as possible, that way we can tell the 'problems' that we have previously worked through and use those solutions.
          Propaganda is useful, but true propaganda is better than deceitful propaganda.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          An excellent point. It is a story, same as any other. Though, I do like mine to be as accurate as possible, that way we can tell the 'problems' that we have previously worked through and use those solutions.
          Propaganda is useful, but true propaganda is better than deceitful propaganda.

          But throughout history no victor has ever had the power to globally alter every single narrative about a single instance in history. Only in modern days, with mass media, can one get close to that point of absolute messaging power.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            true, but each competing interest, be it an individual, corporation, ideology, nation, etc. have the same ability. the constant shit war means that what everybody agrees on is roughly the truth

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, that's my point. You compare and contrast varying, occasionally even conflicting, accounts and you can reach a rough understanding of what occurred.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sinatra was actually instrumental (no pun intended) in desegregating music. Lots of venues got cold feet about Sammy Davis Jr, and the Rat Pack said "frick you, it's all of us or none of us."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had no idea. Will have to further examine it, thank you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't right though, Vegas was basically desegregated by 1962 thanks to Sinatra

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    > you can't actually make most blacks as smart and respectable!

    Stacey Abrams

    Education
    Spelman College (BA)
    University of Texas, Austin (MPA)
    Yale University (JD)

    Now get back to studying for your GED.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Canon. Stay mad about that for the rest of forever.

      Frick off and die Mike McMahan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posting images not related to Star Trek deeply rooted in your obsession with trannies
        >has schizophrenia

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Star Trek related, don't you see sickbay and the combadge?

          Please stop being racist in a Trek thread.

          IDIC.

          I said get fried you fricking potato.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please stop being racist in a Trek thread.

        IDIC.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're speaking Korean.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I
        >AM
        >A SHOWRUNNER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow
      If she's that educated why does she still do shit like pronounce "incarceration" as if it's four separate words, and constantly break into Mo'Nique style fingerpointing and head bobbing accompanied by incoherent shouting?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is wrong with their teeth, is that an american thing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEI graded.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that affirmative action has been found to be an unconstitutional policy it retroactively puts all those credentials into question

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the credentials were never in doubt. they are fraudulent

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Loses every election
    >"Non profit" pays for ballots
    >Already a multi millionaire off her election grift
    Yup sounds about right for Earf politics

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was she a cook??? how did she become popular enough to get elected?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Trek Talk, Star Trek: Discovery Guest Star Stacey Abrams on Live, Love and Trek:

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it all literally one jerkoff who has systematically psychotically ruined every single Star Trek thread on Cinemaphile for the last decade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Growing pains

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s about time.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white leftist morons wanted her to be president solely because she's a fat black woman
    >realized that will never happen after she lost the governor race in a landslide
    >so they made her president on Star Trek to cope
    absolutely pathetic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is your whole life. Making sure everyone still hates eachother and the different people suffer more when you’re dead

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh no, his posts weren't deleted at all; that's the problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally thought this was Rodney King before clicking the pic lul

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how citizens campaign for office if money does not exist in Trek. Can they just advertise with as many commercials they want and free flying car bumper stickers? These Liberal hippy writers suck these days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People talk. You can listen if you want. Remotely. Things are already going this way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone gets equal time on public access subspace comms to make a structured pitch.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to read about Stacey Abrams
    >have my memory jogged about this guy
    lmao this whole thread was worth it

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People take themselves way too seriously in tv shows these days.

    Almost feels like they're over apologizing to black people every time they appear on screen when they need a shitty role.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to challenge Worf, then Worf kills her and according to Klingon tradition Worf becomes President of earth.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So us trekkies need to campaign for Worf as President now!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fed weapon research suddenly accelerates
      >frick the cloak treaty

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the president of Earth.
    Wait until you get a load of Neptune.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can have it

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bajorans dying
    >Bajorans dying of cancer
    >Bajorans dying of AIDS
    >Bajorans dying of Viidian Phage
    >Bajorans dying of Tarellian plague
    >Bajorans dying of Aromatic syndrome
    >Bajorans dying of ass cancer
    >Bajorans being eaten alive by impressively large dogs
    >Bajorans being eaten alive by dinosaurs
    >Bajorans being raped by gorillas
    >Bajorans being raped by bears
    >Why do Bajorans stink? So even Blindassians (Blind Cardassians) can hate them.
    >Birds pooping on Bajorans' heads

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting s7 of DS9. Going back to that moronic sci-fi writer subplot is just so fricking moronic. It's like a bad subplot Avery Brooks insisted on, and they had to go with it. Quark suddenly pining after Jadzia and going on a suicide mission felt out of character. Sisko also comes off as cold and prickly to Ezri. Ezri also seems like she should be on leave as her personality settles. Overall, finding DS9 pretty overrated.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm too sexy for my shirt
    >Too sexy for my shirt
    >So sexy it hurts
    >And I'm too sexy for Bajor
    >Too sexy for Bajor
    >Cardassia, and Terok Nor
    >And I'm too sexy for your station
    >Too sexy for your station
    >No way I'm Sisko dancing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cardassians in ds9 had no right to be so sexy. I can never tell if it was on purpose or not. Goddamn Damar.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only know her from the " Stellaris Playthroughs be like" vid.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have been reviewing the history of armed rebellion and it appears that terrorism is an effective way to promote political change.
    What would Data say about the conflict in Gaza?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sir, it would appear to me as though the various tribes of sand people on Earth are once again killing each other for things that they believe happened to them thousands of years ago. Should we inform them that their plight is meaningless and both groups of people would be better off if they learned how to get along?
      >Shut up Data, Worf arm 1 Photon Torpedo and await further orders

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Historical evidence proves the Israelites have resided in Israel for thousands of hears. There were no Palestinians, but there were Philistines who were culturall;y and ethnically different than the Palestinians who are an Arab culture.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the Canaanites?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yup Cananites, terrible people.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Historical evidence proves the Israelites have resided in Israel for thousands of hears.
        homie, the majority of israelites in Israel came there in the last 100 years from Europe and Murria.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sir, the calculations speak for themselves.109 coincidences is not a statistical probability.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yankoids will be spending the whole year fantasising that Ireland is about to be united because a tv show from the 80s said it was totally going to happen this year.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there obese people in the 23rd century?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out Ozempic doesn't work

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMMMM HMMMMMMM

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is an accurate reflection of what our future will look like if we don't do something soon.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome TOS fans and racists. Heil Shatner!

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting in trek thread
    i dont know what i'd do without trek (threads)

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Kelly Marie Tran(Rose Tico) as Presidemt of the Federatiom

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine fans of Trek: DISCO lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god that is so lame

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine fans of Trek: DISCO watching that and they think 'holy shit. this is fricking epic'.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Erf.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What alien species is that ???

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek was always utopian liberal propaganda. The truth is liberals are too preoccupied with managing the billions of low intelligence, low impulse-control people to meaningfully embark on space expansion. If Europeans kept the peace and still held world dominion we'd probably already have small colonies on the Moon, Mars, and artificial orbital constructs.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s weird that the dnc was really pushing this “woman” as the future of the party. Like she’s black female but she is also ugly, stupid , and lazy

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Earth have a president? Are there no more countries in the future? What party does she represent? Why is the captain of the Orville circumcised?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-American here, I know this is some real-world politician or something but what are the details behind her?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Twitter allows doxxing but 4kun (the online terrorist hub) does not.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what rank are you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this, an image for lieuten-ants?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where's the enlisted?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        below decks and out of sight like the vermin they are

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I poost in /trek/ many years. I like trek,.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoops

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wonder if the selection process is like "no no, we need an uglier actor" until they reach someone like that.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are half the posts ITT deleted? Who shit in janny's cereal this time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you so much as say an unkind thing about any of the fat black ugly boon women nu-nuTrek is completely filled with you get banned. You don't even have to say the Black personword for the janny to cry on IRC for the mod to ban you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's insane; there are countless threads out there laughing at fat ugly black women, what makes Stacey Abrams so special that you get banned over her?
        Did Paramount shills really infiltrate the janitorial team?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literally have full blown schizophrenia. You sound like a mass shooter

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop trying to gaslight the cute anon, discord gay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Mike McMahan really posting here, is he a janny or does he have connections with the mods?
          Just seems kind of sus is all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are half the posts ITT deleted? Who shit in janny's cereal this time?

          >Did Paramount shills really infiltrate the janitorial team?
          Yes. Star Trek threads on this board always have a janny lurking. “Offensive” shit can get removed in less than 20 seconds.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps you could just post about Star Trek? For a change.

            Speaking of Trek, a friendly reminder Star Trek: Discovery returns in April with an all new S05. So, maybe we'll see the President of Earth again. Fingers crossed.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've been posting the propagandized news-bits for a year now. Time for a well-earned break?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a year now
                He’s been posting since 2021.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                /trek/ attracts weirdo ritualposters but why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Racism outside of /b/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some bad apples that have been plaguing /trek/ for years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Qui? QUI!!???

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would think they know how to prevent the condition of being a "fat b***h" in the future.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The joke is this isn't even a /trek/ general thread. He just does it for any thread with Star Trek in the OP.
    Threads without Star or Trek in the OP seem to be safe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being like that

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ds9 sucks, by the way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just don't get it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive seen every episode at least 5 times. i get it. it sucks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No jerking off on the promenade.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            not everyone keeps there genitals in the same place, you know

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shari Redstone is launching a formal auction of National Amusements, the holding company that controls struggling media giant Paramount Global

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Facts about Miles Edward O’Brien
    >what ship did he serve on?
    The USS Enterprise-C
    >what’s his favorite japanese dish?
    Kani (crab)
    >is it true he’s served in starfleet for 10 years?
    It’s actually closer to 12

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, O'Brien has served on three separate starships.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they cruise around the galaxy in a 5 star hotel where almost everything can be accomplished by talking to Alexa the ship's computer. When things get really dire someone has to push some buttons or *gasp* flip a switch. There's endless food from an infinite menu, and solid holographic porn on demand with virtual waifus who won't judge their looks.

    They generally explore worlds by teleporting to wherever they want to be.

    In lieu of conflict they shoot lazors at enemies and either disintegrate them or die trying. Of COURSE they would all be out of shape.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least that's semi-human instead of the foreign invader that DS9 had as President

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      President Dogman served honorably.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Failed President.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He served for 1 year? wtf

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He signed off on the federation going fascist. He resigned out of shame because Star Trek is fiction where politicians ever behave with integrity.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    logs?

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dis be da pre'dint of earf n shiet

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean, picrel was the president of earth for 4 years, everyone would be an improvement...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i mean, picrel wo pres'dent of earf fo fo years, eberyones be a improobment n shiet

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