Star Trek

How would you rank all the different Star Trek shows? TNG has to be #1, right?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t get better than TOS.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TNG
    TOS
    VOY
    DS9 (real Trek takes place on a ship)
    ENT
    Whatever gay shit they put out post-JJ

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TNG, DS9, VOY, TOS, ENT, SNW, STD, cartoon.

    I would never claim that VOY is the best show, but I do think it gets treated a little unfairly at times, it definitely had its moments, and several memorable characters. If you really pay attention, so much of the Galactica remake was just RDM retreading stories from DS9 and VOY that he probably had handcuffs on when he tried to tell the first time. The whole show was "Year of Hell", the opera house was just wormhole aliens again, the skinjobs were just changelings, etc. There wasn't as much of a TNG redo, which makes me wonder if he had a free hand there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >VOY treated unfairly
      Correct. VOY runs at warp factor comfy

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOS = TAS > DS9 > TNG > SNW > VOY = PIC3 > ENT = LD > STD > PIC1&2
    These are indisputable facts and anybody who says otherwise is lying to you and probably smells like fat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >responding to a star trek thread
      >calling others fat
      >Thinks TOS isn't anything other than some campy outdated shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed, zoomer, you're going to ruin your sleep schedule and miss vape class on Monday.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok to have shit taste grandpa, just means you're an npc

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            TOS was written by the greatest science fiction authors of the era, anon. TNG was written by the color beige.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >responding to a star trek thread
              >calling others fat
              >Thinks TOS isn't anything other than some campy outdated shit

              Also ur fat

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vape class

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOS is the biggest gay filter
        t. zoomer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          TOS was written by the greatest science fiction authors of the era, anon. TNG was written by the color beige.

          [...]
          Also ur fat

          Must have struck a nerve with some ancient balding dementia patients here. DS9 mogs everything else. TNG is alright but also a bit campy, TOS is gay even for it's time like this post said

          I'm not going to do the math, but I think TNG is as old to me now as TOS was when TNG first aired. TNG holds up very well today, while TOS felt old and corny even back then.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon is this you? Do you hear tubas when you walk down the street?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm guessing someone fat raped you and the fact you even have that saved is cope lol. Some Chrischan looking ass spurging out someone doesn't like my fictional story like arms aren't blue pot calling the kettle black scenario I think

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BOM BOMBOMBOM BOM BOMBOM BOM BOMBOMBOM BOM BOMBOM
                >bridge shakes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sir, the replicators are out on several decks. Recommend we go to red alert immediately and put out a distress beacon.
                >Make it so, Type 2.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fat people rape everyone by being seen

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This sort of false flagging really makes conversations here tedious

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why have they not cured balding and autism by the 2300s

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Patrick Stewart looks terrible in a wig

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've evolved beyond anyone caring about it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yet all the women continue to wear makeup

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          women wear make up because they want to. if a bald man wanted to correct it, he could.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't want the fans to feel bad.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to do the math, but I think TNG is as old to me now as TOS was when TNG first aired. TNG holds up very well today, while TOS felt old and corny even back then.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tng>ds9>ent>tos>voy

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOS>TNG>DS9=Voyager>Enterprise>>>>>>>>>>>>>SNW>Discovery

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they strike forever.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS9 > TOS > TNG >>> ENT > VOY >>>>>>>> NuTrek
    It's close though. TOS, TNG and DS9 have their strengths and weaknessness and are pretty similar in quality.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have any coherent reasons for not liking Voyager?

      For me it's TNG > VOY > DS9 > ENT > TOS > nu

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flimsy rehashes of plot and bad acting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        VOY doesn't have single likable character

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          paris, belana, the doctor and tuvok were pretty good characters

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            such a low bar you have

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not like is a stretch. I liked it enough to watch all of it. Mostly my problems with it is that it's kinda a bargain bin TNG after TNG already had reached its peak. It feels like it only went through the motions most of the time. It's also very much a wasted opportunity, given that the whole premise of them being stranded on the other end of the galaxy was crippled by the decision to make it episodic and press the reset button at the end of every episode. The conflict between starfleet and the maquis was resolved almost immediately and nothing that happens has long term consequenses.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are phasers better than disruptors?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phasers don't really phase me, but I find that disruptors really disrupt my thoughts.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LODE > SNW > TOS >>>>>>>>>>> Geezer Trek >>>>>>>>>> that erased show

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TNG is #1 but TOS is close

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of fat Trek
    Does anyone have the link to that YouTube edit of Riker punching Apgar (from the episode where he’s accused of murdering the scientist and they take depositions on the holodeck) and in the edit Riker’s fat stunt double just continually punches Apgar like ten times?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TNG is better than TOS because it takes the subject matter more seriously (TOS is a bit too swashbuck-ly), but none of the other shows are anywhere near those two in quality. Nu-Trek is just 100% butt cheeks through and through, completely unwatchable.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOS, TNG, everything else is mid or suck

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS9 is a good show, but not a good Star Trek show.
    There's too much focus on relationship drama.
    >OMG WILL ODO CONFESS HIS LOVE TO KIRA THIS EPISODE!?
    felt like a teenage girl show at times.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voyager failed in all aspects it attempted
    I know some gays like the comfy aspect of it, buts those rely on the failures of:
    - making borgs boring
    - not using the marquii as crew conflict enough
    - encountering alpha quadrant aliens (writers could not make new good ones)
    - wasting resources on holodeck with shit explanations
    - having status quo resets when it was supposed to be arc-y because of muh syndication

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak DS9 is better than peak TNG.
    I will leave the thread now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zero arguments = gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, but TNG had much less of an interconnected plot than DS9. So you can't really compare apples with oranges

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. TNG - Comfy
    =. DS9 - Aged the best
    3. VOY - Inconsistent but had some great episodes
    4. TOS - As above, but understandably dated in appearance

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need some advice, TOSbros:
    I want to rewatch TOS, and I haven't watched it in forever. My plan is to only watch all episodes rated 8.0 or higher on IMDB to only get the best episodes and skip the mediocre or bad ones. Will I miss out on some overall interconnected plot by doing this or is it fine?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skip
      kys fake fan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOS has almost no interconnected plots. You'll miss a lot of classic episodes by setting the cutoff so high though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will miss everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7 episodes of Season One
      >7 episodes of Season Two
      >3 episodes of Season Three
      >one is half of a two-parter
      >no gorn episode
      You might as well just go read memory alpha synopses

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are only 3 TOS plots
    - godlike creature
    - reality is not real
    - time travel / alternate earth
    rinse and repeat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >- godlike creature
      almost always specifically a non-corporeal one

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only TNG is worth a watch. The others suck ass. TNG, however, is the best TV of all time.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS9 is really the only one I would recommend to people these days. TOS and TNG are extremely formulaic. VOY is just an expansion pack to TNG.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS9 doesn't really work without TNG imo. It's like the yang to TNG's yin.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you're the kind of person who sits there and goes 'whos that guy?' 'whats his jam?' 'why does he look like that?' when you're watching something.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it's deeper than that. TNG sets up this vision of a liberal utopia that's maintained by values and principles while DS9 methodically puts all of these values and princples to the test. It doesn't have the same impact if you don't understand the world TNG sets up.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            DS9 having only unwanted personell is nice, but all the prophecy crap undermine it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >methodically
            If BSG has taught us anything, it is that RDM is neither methodical nor deterministic. Ira Behr also indicated in the documentary that he was winging it half the time. Otherwise your point stands. TNG is the yang and DSIX the yin for your reasons.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ira Behr
              the guy that fricked BF, oh boy

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this true?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do you think his beard got its color?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Legend speaks in hushed whispers of the time he nutted into the gap between her teeth while shouting "I give all the b***hes Behr grills!"

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure it wasn't intended but it turned out that way. We start off with the Federation standing on principle and refusing to stop exploring past the wormhole and end with them poisoning an entire species to help end a war[/spolier]
              Frick what they did to Dukat at the end though. The show would almost be perfect if not for that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                removing gay garak made dukat a shit character
                you deserve it conservatives geezer fricktards

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is unwatchable 144p

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should be watching them the way our lord and saviour intended, on an NTSC 19" CRT television with an internal speaker.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          audio only would be better

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NTSC 19" CRT
          Look at this whippersnapper with his newfangled technology. Not all of us are Elon Musk.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mine even has an internal VHS player integrated into the unit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you care about the resolution so much? go watch Lower Decks, I hear the nice simple melted butter characters look good on any size monitor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS9 is for people that don't like Star Trek.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    new quantum leap is back next week for 9 episodes not affected by the strike, any trek-heads like the first season?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No bakula no watchula
      >trek-heads
      you're not one of us

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TNG/DS9
    ENT
    TAS
    VOY

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOS
    TNG
    DS9

    I like all three a lot. Haven't seen Voyager or Enterprise; neither of them really interest me at all. I struggled to even make it through Voyager's first episode and never went back to it. I know that isn't fair to the show but it doesn't have the best reputation.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS9 > TND > VOY. Haven't seen the rest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TND
      Your autocorrect betrays you, /misc/tard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        TNL

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          TNA

          Oh no, TNL and TNA were Tuvixed together? Whatever shall we doooo?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            SET STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY FIELD TO THICC

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The muscle memory is too strong.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burnham with Vulcanoid bowl cut is inexplicably erotic and I'm not going to pretend it isn't

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TNA

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    on rewatch tbh I like DS9 and maybe even ENT better than most of TNG. It's just that the peak of TNG is really good stuff. SNW has been refreshingly good after how much i fricking hated STD when i gave it a brief try.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TNG is indisputably the best.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay boomer

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tar trek

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enterprise.

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