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>spend 16 hours a day doing diagnostics and repairs in an endless loop
>1 hour of free time to eat replicator slop and pretend to have experiences outside of a maintenance tunnel in the holodeck
>spouse and children might horrifically perish on any given day if the Captain decides he wants to go on an adventure
>do my 16 hours of comfy diagnostics where I just look at charts and talk to the computer (i customized her voice to be that of my favorite holowaifu)
>get paid my credits overtime for doing long shifts and taking on extra work while building up pto (my career is so cash)
>spend the next year living in my holoparadise of choice, adventuring as the mc of my own fantasy
>get called in to transfer to a ship that's going to be docked at a sleepy research station for the next two years with full bennies and recreational facilities
>turn down all command promotions
>Star Trek
>get paid
You know how I know you didnt watch Star Trek?
You know how I know YOU didn't?
>"psychiatric treatment"
Remember when the Romulans mind raped La Forge? I wonder how much different the Federation treats you. They just force you to be happy instead. Take your happy pills, watch your happy shows, and be nice to your friends 🙂
>he doesn't know about credits
Energy ain't free
>JANEWAY: I'm impressed, but how quickly can it be built?
>PARIS: We could replicate the alloys and the new design components, use spare parts from storage. If we worked around the clock we could have it up and running inside a week.
>KIM: I'm willing to put in as much overtime as it takes.
>ship's outer hull gets hit by an energy weapon
>the computer terminal I'm sitting at explodes and kills me with horrible plasma burns
>federation ships have had this issue for centuries and it's never been addressed and never will be
The price of glory
Big face in space
>be starfleet captain
>paint giant confederate flag on starship
>3000lb truck nuts hanging from the thrusters
Yeehaw we goin fer a space adventure
>he doesn't want the holodeck to experience life as an interstellar being flying through a nebula
>he only wants to coom
Pathetic.
>get vr helmet during lockdown
>try it in space engine
>every time i go through the black emptiness between the galaxies i feel overpowering existential dread and almost pull the helmet off
anyone else have this feel
>modern dary larping
Frowned upon, ridiculed
>future holodeck larping
I'm pretty sure it would be treated the same way by future humans. It would be lame, cringe and loser.
Murder Mystery Dinners and locked-room scenarios are extremely popular with normalgays.
If you use the holodeck for fun they say you have holodeck addiction.
The federation essentially gangstalked Reg until he went insane.
You can't have betas thinking that they're musketeers and then acting out irl.
What if they ate all my pies and I really want to frick their mother?
Imagine being the guy that forced them to set the "it's a no no to model holodeck characters after people you know" norm.
The holodeck is impractical and limited. Direct-to-brain interfaces make more sense.
Holodeck counts
Neural doesn’t count
>based Barclay
At one point there was a direct-to-brain interface
Why don't people ever walk into the walls of the holodeck? It's a small room.
Question?
I thought only Vulcans could do the pinch?
It's not a vulcan neck pinch, it's a human one.
Pinch deez nuts, nerdbitchhh
>KIM: Were you locked in dark closets or something as a child?
>PARIS: I just don't like closed places. I never have. I don't know why.
lol? Was that a swipe at DS9?
Paris was a homosexual and played up his "I was in a penal colony" angle. To him it was like the cell.
Seething queer coded poster.
I thought Garak was the homosexual and that it was a good thing
I didn't mean literally gay. He just complained like he was a political prisoner or some shit. When Janeway comes to recruit him he's out under a tree planting daisies kek. He was at a resort for space cokeheads.
I don’t get it
Garak was reduced to a whimpering puddy because his father used to lock him in a closet when he was bad.