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Star Trek: Discovery
In ten years you will reevaluate this series and realize that it actually wasn't all that bad.
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>In ten years you will reevaluate this series and realize that it actually wasn't all that bad.
No. Because I'll never watch it.
I watched the first season and it was awful, that is all.
I couldn't even make it past ep3. Meanwhile I have watched all the old ST multiple times. This shit was just outright pants
season 2 is much worse
The minimal amount of season 1 I watched was unbearable. Genuinely some of the worst sci-fi writing I've ever seen, and it gets WORSE yet?
yes season 2 is disgusting, no lorca (only good thing in s1), michael becomes a time traveling space angel to battle an evil AI. They teach some alien farmers how to fly fighter ships(a few hours in a sim) So they can fight Evil AI in a pitched space battle.
Here's a minor plot point from season 2: Spock and Amanda Grayson were retconned as being dyslexic so Michael could look clever by realizing Spock wrote a set of spatial coordinates backwards.
I fully expect shitscovery to have an episode where they reveal that michael actually did ALL homework for Spock and that's why everyone thinks he's smart.
this is the level of writing I expect from nuTrek.
Would you settle for an episode where Spock's emotional remove is caused by Michael yelling at him when they're kids?
The first season was the best season thanks to Lorca.
Mary Sue Michael really suffers from the shit writing in this show. A human raised as a vulcan could be an interesting character having unique perspectives/struggles but with Discovery it's just their way to shove her deep up legacy Trek's ass to make her Spock's adopted sister.
Not defending this because I've never watched it but wasn't a lot early Trek season 1 not that great?
Basically every Trek show is questionable on their first season, and improves from there.
But, STD was not just questionable, it was outright bad right off the bat. There are no good episodes.
Because they literally setup the groundwork for whats the become after, where as you compare to what we have now, the current star trek its still absolute shit than the early trek seasons.
No. All of ToS and TNG were great in season 1. DS9, Voyager, and especially Enterprise suffered a lot in season 1 though.
>commit mutiny
>become Captain eventually anyways
Never would Starfleet have allowed that to happen in any of the other series.
Insubordination is how you get promoted in the JJ verse
Yes I'm aware Paramount claims these shows are in the main timeline, a claim that holds up to zero scrutiny
>Paramount claims these shows are in the main timeline
Well duh. No one is going to waste time on a 'spinoff'.
No, I won't. Not saying that this mechanism cannot happen to me per se, just saying this won't happen with the bottom tier shit series named Discovery.
I actually tried to like it but I ultimately couldn’t and gave it up after the first season.
Nah, it's dogshit.
You're why the general died. Oh, and that moronic powertripping mod, Bashirgay.
Slavery will be back in ten years.
White slavery, correct.
The only way that would happen is if something far far worse came out.
I'm not watching something who's writer co-wrote two transformer movies.
I haven't watched the final season yet but the only parts I liked were Lieutenant Keyla Detmer and Lieutenant Nilsson but they were minor characters and the show only focused on Michael Burnham.
I watched the first season. I gave it more than enough of a chance to not be complete garbage. It's is still, and always will be, complete garbage. And also, no Star Trek.
It is one of the worst things I have ever seen.
No, I won't. It's a legitimately bad show.
Isn't this more or less an action show and they occasionally say "math and science" to try and sound smart like trek but it just like your nephew fumbling big words level of smart.
It's a CW show written by women but somewhat Star Trek adjacent
>It's a CW show
I wish, at least those were entertaining. They should give an award to whichever network execs were involved in casting those too.
you'll notice here that she's so fat she actually broke the set by leaning her enormous hulking girth upon it.
Jesus christ, people are not supposed to be fat in the future. What the frick is this shit?
Also
>Orville is better
They dedicate loads of screentime to a "they/them" character too.
Stupid
When Discovery ruined the trill I couldn’t even hatewatch it anymore. It’s YA Twitter woman garbage throughout
>Orville is also hot garbage
No one can make Trek anymore.
No, it’s that bad. I love Star Trek and don’t care how woke or whatever they go with it, STD is so horrifically and embarrassingly bad….it makes people like ENT. That’s how fricking bad it is.
Somehow putting family guy jokes into plagiarized episodes of TOS made a better Star Trek than Discovery did.
Orville sucks but it's the closest thing to TNG there is...MacFarlane built his entire career out of ripping off properties and adding in dick jokes.
>In ten years you will reevaluate this series and realize that it actually far worse then you originally thought
These last two seasons have been pretty good, but the show started off really rocky.
While Discovery will remain dogshit no matter how much time passes, I do wonder on how we will look on this current era of awful tv and movies in the future. Like will we laugh about how shit things were, or will we say "oh yeah shit was awful then but still way better than what we have now".
I actually watched the first 3 seasons all the way through. It really is some of the stupidest shit ever put to screen. There's no subtlety to the writing at all. If a character is feeling sad or anxious you're absolutely gonna get a 5 minute monologue about it. Every character is a homosexual tripping over themselves to apologize or come to terms with inane personal drama and it's no surprise that it slows the show down so much that each season encompasses one whole mission. Now I'm not gonna shill this last season, no one is watching this show anymore and it's ending so what's even the point? BUT, I will say that this last season is actually a marked improvement over the previous seasons. There's still all the same bullshit, but a bit less of it because it's been 5 years and these frickers can't keep whining about the same bullshit, and at the same time there's a decent pace with a mildly interesting setup, and the new character, "a straight white male," is actually competent and compelling. Of course they had neuter him early on, but he's still pretty good and played by the guy that played Leoben in BSG.
tl;dr This last season might get a reappraisal at some point, but overall the show will still be shit. Call me a moronic shill now, but I guarantee in 5 or 10 years people will actually praise season 5 and say the show could've been something better or whatever.
Nope. Just like the star wars sequels, they will eternally be perceived as bad.
Why does this show not get the credit it deserves? I've now watched all episodes of [ParamountTitle] and it's easily the best written show I've seen this year.
in 10 years, no one will remember this piece of shit.
we still talk about and meme about TNG, DS9, VOY.
no one memes about shitscovery. not even to mock it.
I don't think anyone actually watches it.
Yeah, no. This is like claiming the first season of TNG is actually a hidden gem. It's not. It's just plain fricking bad, and everybody skips 90% of it on rewatches.
It's peak millennial writing by untalented hacks.
No, I won't. It isn't Trek. The last thing that was made that was remotely Trek was the last TNG movie. It's over. Gene is dead. Trek is dead.
What about how the whole ship spins around and shit, so amazing.
Oh, you thought the turbolifts worked by alternately sliding through narrow shafts and corridors? Maybe on those other ships, but on the Discovery, they use a massive warehouse filled with rollercoasters.
Maybe but only by virtue of the fact that everything keeps getting worse and doesn't show any signs of stopping. So in 10 years this absolute garbage might seem OK in comparison to whatever toxic waste they'll be making.