This is the man responsible for all the relentless NuTrek shitting on this site, including all the ragebait threads. They’re farming engagement for Parrot Analytics.
You’re either a shill or a Redditor. Star Trek has always been male wish-fulfillment space fantasy. No one wants to see their heroes be humiliated and cucked by lesbians.
Why is modern media pandering to less than 1% of human population?
8 months ago
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Like redheads?
8 months ago
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Because the majority does nothing to stop them. You're the ones in charge. It's your fault if you let a bear in your house and it takes a shit
8 months ago
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Do you ever listen to yourself talk?
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I'm not a schizo like you. So no. Feel free to prove my argument wrong though. You can't
8 months ago
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Prove what wrong? You didn't even make an argument.
You just inferred that homophobes were "in charge" and then tried to goad someone into action.
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>You didn't even make an argument
The fact you're too fricking moronic to see what's right infront of you says a lot. Not my job to wipe your ass for you
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Majority of people don’t get into a fetal position and cry themselves to sleep just by seeing a gay character in fiction.
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Why does it bother you so much that gay people exist in media? Why are you feelings so hurt by it?
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Mental disorders should not be normalized.
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how ironic
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YWNBAW
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Yah, I’m a cis male. What’s your next retort, the sky looks blue?
Are you sure? You might be thinking of like chuck dodgers or something, there’s a reason Star Trek isn’t on the level of Star Wars, because it’s always been like weird philosophy drama stuff for nerds or whatever.
I watched the first 5 or 6 episodes of this show and it was annoying, loud and unfunny. How do "trekkies" like it? Is it because of the epic references?
You're not the audience. You're an ultra-specific sliver of the audience that watches something that conflicts with your values because you're a slave to your passions from before you became an edgy weirdo.
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Most normal people are put off by intrusive LGBT shit.
Just look at box office performance of gay movies.
Because the majority does nothing to stop them. You're the ones in charge. It's your fault if you let a bear in your house and it takes a shit
Not true. People are tired of this, but on streaming writers can do pretty much whatever they want because viewership data is secret.
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>People are tired of this,
You're not people. You're nobody. That's why the writers don't care about you. They got the job writing this show because whiny gays like you didn't want to.
8 months ago
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Hey now, let's not discount the very real possibility that anon simply can't write.
We shouldn't make fun of the differently abled.
8 months ago
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You’re not people either, you’re a shill
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And I get what I want for 4 seasons and you get upset. Win/win
8 months ago
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They got the job writing this show because Paramount is desperate for content and will greenlight just about anything. Unfortunely, the streaming bubble is about to pop.
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>and will greenlight just about anything. Unfortunely
Except the shit these whiny gaygets want. 4 seasons of them being whiny gaygets and they're still whiny gaygets
8 months ago
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No one makes television to entertain anymore. It’s all ego projects for blue-haired weirdos and balding soiboys.
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You know that and still watch expecting something for you. Kinda stoopid.
8 months ago
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>Unfortunely, the streaming bubble is about to pop.
And that may be a good thing.
8 months ago
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It’s not just that. NuTrek is pretty much dead. This is very possibly the last piece of Star Trek content from P+
8 months ago
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Lower Decks is represented under the Animator's Guild. Recording of the voice lines will be interrupted, but the writing is still on schedule.
8 months ago
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Good. They should use that as an opportunity to reflect.
8 months ago
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Hell, voice acting isn't even covered under the same contract that SAG is striking. This show can keep on keeping on.
8 months ago
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Wrong. Some animation is exempt from strike rules, which means production and promotion is fair game. But Lower Decks falls under the High Budget New Media contract, which is a big no-no for the guild.
This is why they’re not allowed to promote it, even though they’re contractually obligated to.
8 months ago
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That's not stopping Jerry O'Conner from promoting Star Trek Day
8 months ago
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It’s all pre-recorded. They completed it before the strikes.
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It's like he's actively cucking himself. Probably mixes his fetish into his daily life
It’s been twenty years and Zutaragays are still not over their ship getting sunk.
This will never go away here either. If you’re smart, you never confirm or contradict shipping. It’s the golden rule.
>15k view average per episode
Grim. And consider that this is given away for free. Probably even less people are watching it on P+ where they have to pay for it.
It’s terrible, mate. They have the first episode on autoplay whenever you check their YT channel.
And watching for 3 seconds count as a view. How many of those 15k do you think watched the whole thing? Because on my own channel viewership retention is about 40%.
>23 posters >2 of them are me because I had to switch from home wifi
What a sad affair of things.
Guess that’s what happens when you betray your audience.
They’ll do just about everything not to give you what you want. They’ll give her a new boyfriend even if it means pissing off the LGBT crowd. The only thing that matters to the writers is making you seethe.
What is going on in this thread? Cinemaphile used to be pretty positive about this show and the two premiere episodes were pretty great so what's is the shitposting?
I admit I haven't checked back with these threads in a while but last time everyone seemed to either not care about shipping or just mentioned it in passing. Most everyone was talking about T'lyn, who finally joined the crew.
>Mariner and Boims work better as just friends
NTA and I have no feelings on this one way or the other (I don’t even watch the show, I just saw Trek thread in the catalog), but the golden rule is TV writing is to never contradict shipping.
If you do you’re pretty much raising an army of eternally butthurt haters
Hell no, Mariner is a shitty toxic friend.
If she's not going to give him pussy he has no reason to stay near her.
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She's recommended him for a promotion just this last episode. She may have started toxic but unless you just skipped the last seasons, they toned her down considerably to the point of basically nerfing her.
>QRD
There's this trektroll that shits up all the /trek/ threads in the same way. Don't know if he's an actual raging /misc/tard or that's a larp but he acts like one and then argues back with himself and starts posting images of Velma and Spock and starting fights with himself screaming zoomer and boomer trying to get others involved. It's a sad shitstorm and always has a similar discrepancy between posters and posts because 80% of every thread is just him arguing with himself like a schizo.
Oh so he's still at it. Yeah it's just tiresome at this point, he's the reason I've just stopped posting in /trek/, which I'm sure was his intention. Complete psycho loser on a power trip because these threads are the only spaces he feels he has any control over. Literal brainrot moron.
>dyke
She's always been bisexual. You people should be happy that someone that was with a girl got with a guy.
You aren't very smart, are you?
He’s here to shill.
>this disingenuous attempt at saving face
Nice try.
The episode was about Mariner's commitment issues though, and that was only in the context of the entire group having to face their fears.
Being gay was completely incidental.
Of course. Because in the current year, a female character is only allowed to be romantically serious about another woman.
Literally no one's said that?
Did a lesbian dump or something? Are you Ross from Friends?
>no one said that
Isn’t it obvious?
No you brain-addled psycho
The show completed its goal of baiting a straight couple and then subverting into a dyke one. It’s all so obvious.
No you brain-addled psycho
Disprove it.
never watched this but I want to frick the green one
So, who's the dude?
Do you know what an orion pirate is?
>So, who's the dude?
Random hologram who randomly kisses her. OP is a homosexual.
>Random
I really don’t care anymore. Go frick yourself.
>steals your show
>let's his show get stolen
What a piece of shit. He already forgot the first rule of the game
god I hope this downie motherfricker gets whats coming to him
Hope he gets a real job when this whole thing goes belly up.
Maybe as a tollbooth operator. Seems like it would more suited to his talents.
They’ll be all out of work when the strikes fail
Can you gays stop shilling this shit?
>paramount ragebait advertising thread
this is an ad
hide and move on
Those eyes are insane.
This is the man responsible for all the relentless NuTrek shitting on this site, including all the ragebait threads. They’re farming engagement for Parrot Analytics.
Why do certain shows attract obsessed people on Cinemaphile?
Star Trek attracts a lot of socially maladjusted people and they've learned that if they whine a lot then people will stop trying to talk to them.
>some shows
Only shows that hate their own audience, bucko.
>EVERYONE HATES ME
>Why?
>BECAUSE THEY PUT GAYS IN A CARTOON
Straight male problems
You’re either a shill or a Redditor. Star Trek has always been male wish-fulfillment space fantasy. No one wants to see their heroes be humiliated and cucked by lesbians.
>B-b-but gay people!!
Why is modern media pandering to less than 1% of human population?
Like redheads?
Because the majority does nothing to stop them. You're the ones in charge. It's your fault if you let a bear in your house and it takes a shit
Do you ever listen to yourself talk?
I'm not a schizo like you. So no. Feel free to prove my argument wrong though. You can't
Prove what wrong? You didn't even make an argument.
You just inferred that homophobes were "in charge" and then tried to goad someone into action.
>You didn't even make an argument
The fact you're too fricking moronic to see what's right infront of you says a lot. Not my job to wipe your ass for you
Majority of people don’t get into a fetal position and cry themselves to sleep just by seeing a gay character in fiction.
Why does it bother you so much that gay people exist in media? Why are you feelings so hurt by it?
Mental disorders should not be normalized.
how ironic
YWNBAW
Yah, I’m a cis male. What’s your next retort, the sky looks blue?
Are you sure? You might be thinking of like chuck dodgers or something, there’s a reason Star Trek isn’t on the level of Star Wars, because it’s always been like weird philosophy drama stuff for nerds or whatever.
Pretty sure.
>Straight male problems
Not even, just a crazy person with an axe to grind.
What are you talking about? This show attracts obvious Cinemaphile posters like a magnet
No matter what what you do, you will never wash off the stain on this show that was S3.
I watched the first 5 or 6 episodes of this show and it was annoying, loud and unfunny. How do "trekkies" like it? Is it because of the epic references?
Pretty much every episode is a theme park ride down lazy nostalgia lane. It works for some people.
Today they’re milking Voyager nostalgia.
Mostly. And because the live action shows screwed the pooch so hard that the cartoon actually looks good by comparison.
Damn, they’re really that they desperate to restore good will?
I think they’ve missed the point kek
>another two months of this shit
Why won’t it just die?
Not enough Owl house threads in the catalog for you?
It’s not nice to intentionally mislead people, OP.
>Trek & Morty
GET WOKE GO BROKE
AHAHAAHAHAH
>attempt to course correct
>completely miss the point of criticism
They never learn
I'm not seeing the issue here. OP's post is a nothingburger.
Who cares lmao. PARA’s going bankrupt anyway
Yeah, it's been what, two years that they're "on the verge" of bankrupt now?
Yes, that’s how bankruptcy works.
This thread actually reminded me that it’s coming out.
Episodes were okay. Glad Boims and Rutherford are roommates now
I’m so tired of Paramount shills. They ruined this site.
Ahahah! Shippers BTFO once again.
Praise Thumb Man!
This is what no mother figure does to a MF.
it’s starting to feel a like the writers have a crusade
Against shitposters?
Against fans.
The only people who have a problem with Lower Decks are the miserable shit-eaters here.
I love it. I wish we had more of it.
nah these dipshits deserve all the shit theyre getting
>it’s okay to insult your audience
Rly homie?
You're not the audience. You're an ultra-specific sliver of the audience that watches something that conflicts with your values because you're a slave to your passions from before you became an edgy weirdo.
Most normal people are put off by intrusive LGBT shit.
Just look at box office performance of gay movies.
Not true. People are tired of this, but on streaming writers can do pretty much whatever they want because viewership data is secret.
>People are tired of this,
You're not people. You're nobody. That's why the writers don't care about you. They got the job writing this show because whiny gays like you didn't want to.
Hey now, let's not discount the very real possibility that anon simply can't write.
We shouldn't make fun of the differently abled.
You’re not people either, you’re a shill
And I get what I want for 4 seasons and you get upset. Win/win
They got the job writing this show because Paramount is desperate for content and will greenlight just about anything. Unfortunely, the streaming bubble is about to pop.
>and will greenlight just about anything. Unfortunely
Except the shit these whiny gaygets want. 4 seasons of them being whiny gaygets and they're still whiny gaygets
No one makes television to entertain anymore. It’s all ego projects for blue-haired weirdos and balding soiboys.
You know that and still watch expecting something for you. Kinda stoopid.
>Unfortunely, the streaming bubble is about to pop.
And that may be a good thing.
It’s not just that. NuTrek is pretty much dead. This is very possibly the last piece of Star Trek content from P+
Lower Decks is represented under the Animator's Guild. Recording of the voice lines will be interrupted, but the writing is still on schedule.
Good. They should use that as an opportunity to reflect.
Hell, voice acting isn't even covered under the same contract that SAG is striking. This show can keep on keeping on.
Wrong. Some animation is exempt from strike rules, which means production and promotion is fair game. But Lower Decks falls under the High Budget New Media contract, which is a big no-no for the guild.
This is why they’re not allowed to promote it, even though they’re contractually obligated to.
That's not stopping Jerry O'Conner from promoting Star Trek Day
It’s all pre-recorded. They completed it before the strikes.
It's like he's actively cucking himself. Probably mixes his fetish into his daily life
This is season 4. Get fricked for not figuring out nobody wants to pander to you
It’s been twenty years and Zutaragays are still not over their ship getting sunk.
This will never go away here either. If you’re smart, you never confirm or contradict shipping. It’s the golden rule.
Not watching your shit, McMahan. And no one’s watching it either.
>15k view average per episode
Grim. And consider that this is given away for free. Probably even less people are watching it on P+ where they have to pay for it.
That's not bad for a week and no promotion. I didn't even know about it until someone said something in this thread.
It’s terrible, mate. They have the first episode on autoplay whenever you check their YT channel.
And watching for 3 seconds count as a view. How many of those 15k do you think watched the whole thing? Because on my own channel viewership retention is about 40%.
>79 posts
>18 posters
It’s a tiny fanbase but dang is it dedicated
>0 discussion of the actual episode
Goes to show who the real shills are.
fricking shit episodes, and tribute to voyager. I was hoping they would calm things down but nope.
It’s either lesbian relationship drama or memberberries. Or both.
Take it or leave it.
>either lesbian relationship drama or memberberries
Why can’t we just get Star Trek..?
Lower Decks is easily the most "Star Trek" Star Trek has been in twenty years.
>generic adult cartoon with lesbians with a Star Trek coat of paint
lol no
>generic reddit post with a coat of homosexualry
Lolno
homie please
Ah shit, I forgot about Prodigy. I really need to watch that.
My bad.
Prodigy was straight and life-affirming. It had to die.
>mc was troony
>femc was born from her dad
>season canceled
You don't deserve nice things
>nice things
Lesbian propaganda wearing a Star Trek skin suit is anything but.
Reread his post you dick licker
All the fusions were cute
my favourite thing is the random violence and the swearing omg funny!!!! such good writing!! I love it when Mariner whines she is the best!!!
I like it too. 4 seasons in and still going strong.
>LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS
Jesus Christ she was never into you, move the frick on
Self-inserters must be humiliated.
hot
Only when they’re men
Girls can self-insert all they want and it’s brave and stunning
Why do you think it’s always the girl who goes gay and not the guy?
It’s all about dabbing on men.
Based, chuds stay seething
>chuds
Yes, Mike. We know your mom and dad voted for the orange man and you never got over it so you challenged your rage into dabbing on Trekkies
>Why do you think it’s always the girl who goes gay and not the guy?
Because statistically more people are likely to continue watching.
It only really triggers the explicitly homophobic.
And the shippers. Which this whole thread seems to be all about.
Is it really shipper madness? This seems excessive, even for them. This is like "my mom left my dad for my new mom" levels of demented.
Could be both I suppose.
It’s a lot of things. The show pissed pretty much everyone off. The shippers, the chuds, the Trekkies, the pronoun crowd.
It should be impossible for a show to frick up this badly.
Wait, you don't actually think Cinemaphile reflects the real world do you?
>real world
You’d be hard pressed to find a single person who watches this outside the hardcore Trekkie space
What are you basing that off of
>the pronoun crowd.
How?
By sinking the gay couple and immediately making the girl straight again
That sounds kinda based.
Incompetent.
Nothing really changed, he's just pretending people can only be gay or straight.
That’s how modern writing works. She’ll never have an onscreen romance with a man.
Of course not, because that would ruin the ship tease she has with Boimler.
I'm pretty sure he's going to get with T'Lynn this season anyway. She said the same thing to him that T'Misc said to Trip.
>ship tease she has with Boimler
You’re delusional. Report to sickbay immediately.
Stay back on Wrong board
Who the frick is this guy and why are people obsessed with him.
It’s your pal, Wesley Crusher. The ambassador of Star Trek.
I unironically enjoy how upset this show makes you all.
I like it for what it is, but the fact that it triggers so many autists legit makes me happy.
>23 posters
>2 of them are me because I had to switch from home wifi
What a sad affair of things.
Guess that’s what happens when you betray your audience.
Audience doesn't deserve loyalty. Prove me wrong
It's the middle of the night in America. Only the mentally moronic are up right now.
>Star Trek Lower Decks
More like Star Trek NTR
Since we're not talking about the show just going to say the sfdebirs forum is full of twat's.
No shit. NuTrek is so unbelievably shit and its shilling is even worse. People who escape it are bound to be jaded and angry.
See it wouldn't be a problem but it's like they fricking need the show, just for the love of frick watch something else.
>watch something else
Why?
>first they'll date and sex random people and then they'll end up together in the last two episodes
Very inspiriting.
How delightfully postmodern! Bravo McMahan!
You’re supposed to be demoralized and browbeaten.
I see they’re committed to utterly demoralizing people who committed the thought crime of shipping Mariner with Boimler. Lmao… frick this show
They’ll do just about everything not to give you what you want. They’ll give her a new boyfriend even if it means pissing off the LGBT crowd. The only thing that matters to the writers is making you seethe.
And I think that’s kinda based
Is this some kind of elaborate troll?
I wouldn’t be surprised. The head writer seems like the kind of person who would target and torment shipping-obsessed weirdos.
Like I said, it’s sort of based but also kinda petty so I’m not sure if it’s based or cringe.
No, I mean what you're doing. Are you trolling or is this just some intentional shitpost?
Frick do you mean
>161 replies
>26 posters
What is going on in this thread? Cinemaphile used to be pretty positive about this show and the two premiere episodes were pretty great so what's is the shitposting?
In case you haven’t heard, they sinked the most popular ship and they replaced it with lesbians.. and now something else again
What are you even talking about? There's been zero romance so far this season and no one here ever watched it for shipping.
>and no one here ever watched it for shipping
You must be new here. Cinemaphile was obsessed with Boimler and Mariner since day 1
I admit I haven't checked back with these threads in a while but last time everyone seemed to either not care about shipping or just mentioned it in passing. Most everyone was talking about T'lyn, who finally joined the crew.
Mariner and Boims work better as just friends.
>Mariner and Boims work better as just friends
NTA and I have no feelings on this one way or the other (I don’t even watch the show, I just saw Trek thread in the catalog), but the golden rule is TV writing is to never contradict shipping.
If you do you’re pretty much raising an army of eternally butthurt haters
Hell no, Mariner is a shitty toxic friend.
If she's not going to give him pussy he has no reason to stay near her.
She's recommended him for a promotion just this last episode. She may have started toxic but unless you just skipped the last seasons, they toned her down considerably to the point of basically nerfing her.
>QRD
There's this trektroll that shits up all the /trek/ threads in the same way. Don't know if he's an actual raging /misc/tard or that's a larp but he acts like one and then argues back with himself and starts posting images of Velma and Spock and starting fights with himself screaming zoomer and boomer trying to get others involved. It's a sad shitstorm and always has a similar discrepancy between posters and posts because 80% of every thread is just him arguing with himself like a schizo.
Oh so he's still at it. Yeah it's just tiresome at this point, he's the reason I've just stopped posting in /trek/, which I'm sure was his intention. Complete psycho loser on a power trip because these threads are the only spaces he feels he has any control over. Literal brainrot moron.
He was here briefly but quickly gave up it seems
Someone must have linked the thread on tv
He was busy shitting up /trek/.
I'm liking T'lyn, also RIP Klingon guy.
>Thread dying on Cinemaphile
>Cinemaphile just gets spammed by an autistic velma guy
Come on we got 2 episodes and everything.