Star Trek Picard is so bad

I currently am trying to finish S3 of Picard....
And it is so bad.

The show is incredibly boring.
These streaming shows are stretching a paper thin plot over 8+ episodes.

The time is wasted on something that can not get over 3h of plot.

Oh there is a woman named Vedic.
Oh who is she.
Oh Jack is strange.
Oh who is her bod.
Oh federation infiltrated.

Back in the day they wrap up the entire paper thin plot in 45 minutes.

They are standing around and doing nothing in this show.

Who can watch this shit?
Streaming ruined shows.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped it after a couple of episodes in S2. All of Nutrek sucks without exceptions. It's almost as if the make it bad on purpose. Nobody can be this incompetent...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I dropped it after a couple of episodes in S2.
      I watched S1(pirated, it sucked) and got baited into PIRATING S3.

      > It's almost as if the make it bad on purpose. Nobody can be this incompetent...
      My thory is that they are given a budget and told.
      >So yea make 10 episodes of this
      And the writers are trying to somehow manage to stretch cheep people taking clips to make 10 episodes of this trash in budget.

      It is unreal how much S3 stretches things.
      The enemy captain(think wrath of khan) gives picard literally 1h of time to think (LOL) and picard walk with his kid to the holodeck to talk how he is a bad father or some shit.

      It is unreal what a wast of time this show is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >S3
        Cinemaphile somehow tried to bait me that s3 is so much better than s2 but Cinemaphile is always wrong. I was also baited to watch Strange New Worlds and it's another fricking disaster.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope by god that you actually PIRATED all of that and are not giving them any subscription money.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My torrent times are over. I have prime anyways and after canceling israeliteflix it's affordable.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you never grow out of torrenting. you start being a pussy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >. I have prime anyways
              YOU DEGENERATE!
              CANCEL THAT SUBSCRIPTION!
              STOP GIVING THEM MONEY!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/nf5TJyH.jpeg

        I currently am trying to finish S3 of Picard....
        And it is so bad.

        The show is incredibly boring.
        These streaming shows are stretching a paper thin plot over 8+ episodes.

        The time is wasted on something that can not get over 3h of plot.

        Oh there is a woman named Vedic.
        Oh who is she.
        Oh Jack is strange.
        Oh who is her bod.
        Oh federation infiltrated.

        Back in the day they wrap up the entire paper thin plot in 45 minutes.

        They are standing around and doing nothing in this show.

        Who can watch this shit?
        Streaming ruined shows.

        i can understand why people kinda liked S3, it was basically a roller coaster through TNGs greatest hits ending with the team on the bridge one last time.

        If you actually watch the Piece of shit you can see how fricking bad it all is, none of the plot threads get resolved, they dont explain what happened to all of the crew, they dont explain mostly anything. just at the end it was the BORG working with the changelings but not really its a new BORG but old BORG. also bringing back several characters just to kill them unceremoniously was really funny. people remember like 1/3rd of the first 4 episodes and think it was a cute Ryker/Picard adventure forgetting when Ryker flips out on Picard and grounds him to his room for most of it. but hey space jellyfish birth or whatever. oh yeah and lets bring data back for a 4th time in a Daystrom Institute blacksite in space where they also have Kirks body from fricking generations which i guess is moderatly better than him just getting buried under some rocks. BUT LOOK OLD TEAM ON THE BRIDGE FLYING THE ENTIRE ENTERPRISE D WITHOUT A CREW!

        the best part is the entire story was about how Beverly keeps having fricked up super children and Weasly didnt even get to meet his brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody can be this incompetent
      i don't know man, there's a whole history of film made by people who thought they were making something great, but it turned out to be shit. Think of all the pilots that never made it to series, that weren't even good enough to be a tv movie or straight-to-video. I mean shit, the hercules series was originally just a couple tv movies, because someone involved thought it wasn't good enough to be a series, and then its so successful it generates spinoffs, which are still remembered.

      Aside the hercules tangent, what's happening now is if they put together a crew for a pilot, they just have that crew film a season. Because all they care about is churning out as much content as possible. The only company not doing this is WB/HBO, because zaslav doesn't understand or want to do the thing where they call expenses (production budgets) assets and leverage them to make more "assets."

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only watched the bit with the Enterprise

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    benny sisko needs to return from the wormhole and sucker punch this old white homosexual

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming shows are stretching a paper thin plot over 8+ episodes
    We used to get 22 plots over 23 episodes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We used to get 22 plots over 23 episodes
      The best part about episodic shows is that you can skip the bad episodes and watch the good ones.

      Today you get a clusterfrick of a season with 6 plots that are overlapping and only 2 of them are interesting and you need to watch this 10h shit fest to get a unsatisfying conclusion to the 1 plot that was actually good + all the other pointless shit thrown in there to expand the length.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its hilarious that even southpark started doing this. so now every shitty joke, instead of being isolated in its own episode, is spread over the entire season, sometimes even multiple seasons.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trek watchers are the biggest bunch of crybaby homosexuals on this board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, people that watch current trek are the worst. Well spotted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, all the other raped-to-death franchises just have zero fans anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop pointing out how bad modern shows are
      NO.

      I actually want someone who never watched any Trek defend the picard show.

      Like fricken try!
      >Oh yea really loved the moronic parents drama that is fake as frick.
      >Or how whey shot meaningless space bad guys in dark corridors
      >or how they talked about pointless shit all the time

      I will quote Oswald Spengler who predicted that as civilization declines the media we consume will degenerate. He predicted that new shows will literally become a pale imitation of the past who can only copy and create inferior clones of what was made before (like TNG).

      This is 100% the truth about this show.
      It is frickn full of nostalgia bate and
      >Remember that one
      >Remember the TOS movie about the space whales
      >Remember all these starships from the older shows?
      >Remember the changelings?
      >Remember the dominion war?
      >Remember Ferengi?
      >Remember data?
      >Remember all these characters?

      If you remove all of this what do you have left?
      >I'm a space alien and was tortured. Now I'm angry and want revenge!
      Seriously what is left???

      And you literally need to literally enjoy wasting your time because this plot that is max 2h is stretched to 10h!
      For who is this made and who thinks this is good writing? As much as I hate zoomers and their goldfish attention span.... you really think that ADHD tick tok zoomer will get obsessed with your boring show of people talking in a long and boring way before in the next episode there are 2 minutes of some bad special effects and then more talking for 1h???

      For who is this show?????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in the next episode there are 2 minutes of some bad special effects and then more talking for 1h

        thats always been star trek though...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thats always been star trek though...
          Lets see.

          Remember that mask episode from TNG?
          That was good.
          1 plot -> 1 episode.

          Remember the time ship from voyager?
          1 plot -> 2 episode.
          That was good.

          If the mask episode of TNG was made today it be a recurring plot that shows up every episode for 2 minutes while other pointless shit is going on.

          They could made the
          >WE need data
          >However data has lore in his brain
          >He needs to defeat lore
          Literally 1 episode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, all the other raped-to-death franchises just have zero fans anymore.

      > raped-to-death franchises just have zero fans anymore.

      To not be all negative all the time.
      While deeply problematic and getting worse with every episode... Ahsoka is actually OK... -ish.
      I watch that.

      Contrast Ahsoka to picard.
      They want to find the tech tech ball that lets them get out of the galaxy to get the Admiral and they do it.

      They use it to get out of the galaxy.

      They get the Admiral.

      Yes the show has the classic streaming shit wast of time and stretching to milk raw every nano second of every word at least it is going somewhere.

      What was picard?
      Start the fight with this Shrek(I do not care for its name) ship.
      """""fight""""" it for 8+ episodes where every episode feels like they tried to milk 10 minutes of actual plot into a 1h episode.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keep your shilling in your threads, thanks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They fought hhe Shrike only for 4 eps, then they escape the nebula. It comes back later but the changelings take over the Titan and it's not really a spacebattle anymore.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They fought hhe Shrike only for 4 eps, then they escape the nebula. It comes back later but the changelings take over the Titan and it's not really a spacebattle anymore.
          This entire plot line feels like one gigantic mes.

          They should made the space battle engaging with a quick solution and them taking over the titan its own separate thing.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh there is a woman named Vedic.
    >Oh who is she
    If they laid off the cocaine for a few minutes to hold an idea then they could have done a lot with Vadic. Amanda Plummer can act. Her character had potential as a BBEG. But instead she was a roadblock with as much relevance as Odd-job or Jaws in a Bond flick. And for what, the Borg queen... again? Really? Especially after Annie Wersching owning the character in the last season? Stop doing cocaine, Hollywood. It makes your half formed kernels of ideas never actually form to fruition because you think they're perfect as is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >could have done a lot with Vadic. Amanda Plummer can act. Her character had potential as a BBEG
      I agree.

      Her character is interesting however the entire plot feels stretched as frick, they could made her the next khan yet she literally gives 1h for picard to think about surrendering and then picard walk with his kid to the holodeck to try to resolve his dady issues.

      If this was old trek she give them 7 minutes and they try to figure out how to solve this and after 5 minutes of characters talking they realize they can use the waves to escape and they escape using this strategy.

      So it looks like this.
      3 minutes Fight with the ship who uses portal to frick with you.
      Ultimatum talk
      2 talking to find a solution.
      3 the idea for the wave use
      3 to retrofit the ship.
      2 get out ship scenes and fight to escape.

      That is 13 minutes of the fight. Give 3 for retrospective and 5 for them going home. And add some way for them to encounter the Shrek ship and you have a 22 minute episode.

      Assuming my timing is wrong you can stretch it to 44 minutes or 2 episodes max.

      You can make her a recurring villain and expand on her.

      Why the frick is this entire plot line so stretched?!?!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S3 was good because it simply serves to reset all the shit that happened since "All Good Things..."

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't understand because you weren't there for the ride. Season 1 was godawful, season 2 was unironically the worst show ever made, so when season 3 came around and was mid everyone praised it as the best Trek of all time because by comparison to seasons 1 and 2, it was.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After 1 season of treating Picard like a Starfleet-pariah, pushing shitty original characters and showing a dystopian Federation and another season of a nonsensical timetravel plot with no narrative coherence, season 3 feels like something that resembles an actual show and it brings back characters that were purposely ignored.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >After 1 season of treating Picard like a Starfleet-pariah
      That's the thing though. When you start off a show in a SHIT manner, disrespecting the character, disrespecting the fans, YOU are the fool for crawling back when the showrunners beg you to. And by YOU I mean every one of you who went back after they spammed every board about how "good" this trash is. They HATE you, they openly mock and disrespect you, then you go back and SAVE them when they want to get paid to keep working. You're all moronic, and YES that goes for the morons who pirate this shit too, your time should be more valuable but it's clearly not. Grow a spine and IGNORE this trash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You seem very mad sweatie. You are seething.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're all moronic, and YES that goes for the morons who pirate this shit too, your time should be more valuable but it's clearly not. Grow a spine and IGNORE this trash.
        Like I was saying I got baited into pirating it.
        >your time should be more valuable
        I was hoping it will not be this level of shit (I was wrong)

        >your time should be more valuable but it's clearly not
        Yea however this thread is to warn others how shit this show is so they do not wast their time and remember to pirate so these fricks do not get any money if you need to watch a new show.

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