Strange New Worlds, Prodigy, and Lower Decks have been cancelled
Paramount+ is burning Star Trek down and building it back from the base up
No more old lore to contend with
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STAR TREK REBOOT (2024)
>Star Trek Reboot
I would almost be okay with that if they just redid Enterprise.
They won't. It's going to be ToS but Spock and Kirk are fricking and also Kirk is black.
>I would almost be okay with that if they just redid Enterprise.
Frick off its perfect.
What they should do is de-canonize STD, SNW, Hispanic, Pickle Trek and Prodigy and make a real Voyager-sequel episodic series
>STD, Hispanic,
"le Drumphy" tier seething
Hispanic is forcing a meme but STD was consistent with decades of naming conventions.
>STD was consistent with decades of naming conventions.
Then the one with Sisko was STD first.
And ENT should be STE.
None of the others has ST in them. DIS would be consistent.
I mean they have the easy out of making everything NuTrek another alternate universe like Kelvin which already established a recasting as another universe. That said they've already spent so much money and ego taking things in this new direction and haven't seemed to give a damn so far about all the contradictions and canon that was fricked up. I can't see them changing course now, the "reboot" is probably just another new series that will try not to reference the worst of what DISCO Trek did to split the fan-base.
>waaaa they should just erase the series i dont like and continue the ones i like
Dont you fricks know what a reboot mean?
It means they are shitting on EVERYTHING, including (and especially) whatever series you like more.
>What they should do is de-canonize STD, SNW, Hispanic, Pickle Trek and Prodigy
already has been in my mind
>Starts off great then adds the worst trek at the end.
Can you have a nice day real quick?
The only thing they should ever be doing.
Return us to where we chronologically concluded with Voyager, do a Star Trek show.
Do star trek things in your star trek show.
>I would almost be okay with that if they just redid Enterprise.
Are you autistic by chance?
No?
Enterprise had it's moments but it wasted a lot of the potential with it's awful first few seasons. If you are going to reboot Star Trek, getting second chance for that is basically the only advantage,.
>hey we're rebooting star trek what should we do?
>let's do the only star trek to literally kill the franchise
>yeah, that one anon on Cinemaphile likes it!!
We are legion.
I mean, we already did "Let's do ToS again".
>holodecks invented by aliens
These historical revisionist just love taking away the accomplishments of the white man
I'm so fricking tired of the Spock and Kirk nostalgia porn but you just know Paramount will keep raping TOS to death.
It needs to be burned harder than Lahaina.
Yeah I'd say this reboot and the next three need to be napalmed just to be sure.
It’ll be black mirror in space.
George Lucas should buy Star Trek.
I want to live in that timeline and spend the rest of my life saying stuff like, "Man, can you imagine if that happened in 2004?!"
Real blood might have been shed at LARP events.
>Lower Decks have been cancelled
It was already renewed for the fifth season
It's going to take a while to get the rebooted universe up and running. We can expect LD and SNW to run until at least 2027 until everything comes to a close for the rebooted stuff. Hell, the Georgiou movie and Starfleet Academy show still have a shot within that timeframe.
Star Trek is over half a century old and Star Wars is nearing that mark. Come up with something new.
They can't create and their nepotism has excluded anyone who possibly could.
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Can’t wait for this scene but BMWF in the reboot
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figured it was clickbait. I wonder what the rebooted movie could be. More NuTrek or something new altogether.
They're just rebooting the movies, so no more JJTrek.
I understood, I was just speculating what that could mean, a NuTrek movie for synergy marketing etc.. Or something entirely new that isn't associated with the current P+ shows.
Make STAR TREK LEGACY now and put Terry Matalas in charge of all trek
the second most forced thing on the internet from a studio, behind openbarbemshitter
Are we gonna be getting a new Star Trek reboot every 10 or so years now?
>Be Hollywood frickwit
>Acquire beloved franchise
>Put out new content which consists of inserting gay PoC girlbosses in the most unimaginative way possible. Even (nay, especially) if it makes no sense to the established lore.
>Fans hate it, new fans don't materialize because there's nothing to like
>"I know, let's wipe away the stuff about this that anyone ever liked!"
Many such cases
Indeed the fat ensigns, gays and trump alagories will continue, until you chud fricks eat your goislop
>new fans don't materialize
we will make the slop and pay people to pretend to like it
>STAR TREK REBOOT
Have they not done enough damage already?
They think the cash cow still has milk left over to give them
They really need to just let Star Trek lie fallow for a decade or so and then bring in writers who have more of a background than "i just graduated from film school and watched a lot of TV and movies". Get some writers who have lived a bit. Gone to war, know what it's like to live on a ship, moved to Paris for a while, reared a family, something besides checking diversity boxes and want to make Star Trek into a soap opera full of feelings.
This, the fundamental problem with modern media is that the writers have no life-experience except getting a writing-related degree in college.
I'm so glad the writers will be back to reboot the same slop over and over
They mean the movie universe, dipshit.
>STAR TREK REBOOT (2024)
it will be a israelited up mess too
what *star trek* should be is this
>set 300 years after Next Generation/DS9
>galaxy is now "united", the borg are now "organic machine" evolution and in benign symbiosis with the fed, (like Battlestar) acting as their living 'computer system'
>data is still alive
>all the other races of the milky-way galaxy including DS9 races etc. are in alliance, and can all leverage their unique strengths together
>time to go where no one has gone before, a new galaxy, with the new enterprise, that has a new propulsion system
>never bring up earth politics of the 2020's ever again
and you have a *hit show*
its that easy
>Ah finally, the first inhabited planet in a whole new galaxy
>Captain, it turns out there is an oppressive regime of blueskinned aliens holcausting orangeskinned aliens, should we intervene?
ds9 ends with self-replicating replicators. even 50 years after that the federation would be trying to figure out how to expand to other galaxies because they explored this one completely.
>never bring up earth politics of the 2020's ever again
Star Trek has always reflected the politics of the time it was made. It's the whole point of Sci-fi, to hold a mirror to society.
You are just repeating false bullshit.
>it doesn't say the names so it doesn't do politics!
The IQ of the Trek fandom here is at it's lowest ever.
Which episode has the Ferengi intern blowjob though
No I was just making a funny genius. But the first one I posted was a reference to the Mad Men script that Paul writes and tries to give to Harry, a pathetically on-the-nose metaphor for segregation that everyone laughs at which incidentally sounds like how nuTrek writes its political analogies
>muh romulan refuges
Ah yes I remember those classic episodes
>TOS S4E10: The Black Complex
>TOS S2E33/34: The Klingon Missile Crisis / Bay of M’uktak
>TOS S3E23: Trom Turnmin, Human Vulcan Separatist
And then TNG
>TNG S2E39: Lavagate
>TNG S5E27: The Walkins War
>TNG S3E60: Niphonian Outsourcing Concerns
>TNG S10E33: Picard’s Ferrengi Blowjob
>TNG S10E33: Picard’s Ferrengi Blowjob
>reboots ad infinitum
looks like I'm gonna continue to not watch the shit they pump out.
how about a little bit of continuity. can you have a single person writing the show be someone who has watched star trek before?
How about instead of rebooting they just make a new show starting where Piccard S3 ended?
Good, this will make it easier to delineate between real trek and nutrek
except its already easy. star trek ended in 2005
Just give me Dominion-Borg war already
>borg
>after voyager
they're constantly getting punked by even random fricking agrarian planets at that point.
Seriously, imagine getting outsmarted by fricking janeway every other episode for like 3 seasons straight.
Wow so glad the strike is over
>SNW and LD best trek content in years
>get cancelled
>Rainbow Six
Neat. Always glad to see more operatorkino
SNW is the only one that got any positive buzz (Frakes was just seething about this recently), no way it’s canceled. probably same for LD.
>Strange New Worlds, Prodigy, and Lower Decks have been cancelled
Is there any rule 34 of our good captain janeway?
There is a glut of rule 34 Star Trek content in general. It was a popular and sexy show
They're doing a reboot but is Kurtzman or JJ/Bad Robot involved? Cause if they are they'll just run into the same problems
What does the ass licker have to do with Star Trek?
Fricking stupid. They should literally just return to the aesthetics of the TNG through Voyager era, and pretend nothing else happened. That's what people actually want. Not to return to year zero and do Kirk again.
The fact that Lower Decks actually looking like a Star Trek show, and having the right kinds of callbacks to things people like, helped it build up a degree of popularity should tell you everything. it didn't even have to be a particularly good show.
Oh horsehit. And I was actually enjoying SNW.
>IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND
>Rent free
There is no way they will faithfully adapt R6. The book explicitly shits on intellectual environmentalists and universities.
Rainbow Six for modern audiences.
Just look at R6 Siege and GR Breakpoint.