Star Wars

The reaction to Rey in Disney's Star Wars sequel trilogy wasn't positive enough, admitedly it was because of some questionable decisions by the movie's writers and directors.

What would you like to see in the upcoming Rey solo movie? think of something that'd made you go "I want to watch the new Disney's Star Wars film starrind Daisy Ridley as Rey Skywalker!"

Maybe a returning character? could be Boba Fett or maybe Ahsoka Tano? the resurrection of Palpatine? the return of Cad Bane or Darth Maul? what is it that would make you want to go to the theater?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you like to see in the upcoming Rey solo movie?
    Full frontal nudity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rey is not a nudist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      chewbacca's naked in all the movies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't count if you can't see his wiener

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is it that would make you want to go to the theater?
    Exploring new stuff in the galaxy, expanding the universe. Something prequels did well but failed in almost every other way.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is it that would make you want to go to the theater?
    Nothing really, I legitimately don't care.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead franchise.

      I want to see chuds seething

      [...]

      >what is it that would make you want to go to the theater?
      it is too late for bargaining

      Okay but, let's say you don't like Rey, and let's say there's another movie in production right now but it's in early stages and could still be changed into something else.

      What kind of movie would you like to see? Maybe a new Luke Skywalker movie? the deepfake effect has gotten pretty good as seen in Rise of Skywalker. Maybe you'd want a different era? the high republic? what would you pay to see in theaters?

      Her name is not Rey Solo. It's Rey Palpatine.

      Her name is Rey Skywalker. She adopted that name to honor her masters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I legitimately do not care, I didn't see Solo in theaters, I didn't see Rise of Skywalker at all, and I won't be paying to see anything else star wars related going forward.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she can call herself whatever and pretend, but we all know what she really is

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genetic is kinda fluid. It's not something so simple as "i have the genes from my parents". Most of the time people are born with genes from some of their mother's past lovers and have none from their biological father.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do a movie that retcons the entire post-Disney canon from existence and then we'll talk.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does your marketing team sell lightsaber shaped dildos?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you work for disney? why do you care so much? If I'm being honest I want to see a live action clone wars movie or another movie set in the prequels era. No Rey Skywalker though

          I do not work for Disney.

          How about no returning characters, can we just have something enitrely new

          Fans react positively to the return of already established characters. Making new characters is risky and Disney is in no position to take risks right now.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have your own personal lightsaber shaped dildo?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You asked our opinions and you got it you can't respond with how it wouldnt work

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But do you think the fans would like to watch me suck off a 600lb guy dressed up like Jabba the Hutt? Would they pay good money to see it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you work for disney? why do you care so much? If I'm being honest I want to see a live action clone wars movie or another movie set in the prequels era. No Rey Skywalker though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What kind of movie would you like to see
        I'd have to write it for you, Kathleen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She adopted that name to honor her masters
        But it doesn't even make sense. She barely spent any time with Luke and most of that time was adversarial since he didn't have a change of heart until after she bailed. Leia was never a Skywalker.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead franchise.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see chuds seething

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some questionable decisions by the movie's writers and directors.
    did she even lose any battle in any of the 3 movies? I remember her being an annoying frick that complained like she was struggling but she was so perfect in her actions and nothing ever went wrong for her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did she even lose any battle in any of the 3 movies?
      Technically speaking her every single conflict in TLJ ended with her losing, even the very ending is bitter-sweet because everything is fricked.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is it that would make you want to go to the theater?
    it is too late for bargaining

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her name is not Rey Solo. It's Rey Palpatine.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over, any nostalgia bait will feel cheap. Rey is a boring character and lacks the charisma to carry a sequel. Their last worthy asset is baby joda, noone cares about the rest

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why was Sheev's other son such a loser nobody?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was made from his old crusty sperm

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about no returning characters, can we just have something enitrely new

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caring whatsoever about Disney's Fanfiction Original-Slop(tm)
      I've already stopped caring about star wars even when they're using the original characters. I have zero reason to give the slightest shit about it when it's just some random stinky shit out of the ass of the clowns they hire with a star wars label slapped on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars has been total hackery on that front since 1999. You'll get shoehorned familiarity because it sells.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay good money to see everyone in creative at Disney locked into the closing Star Wars hotel, have every exit sealed, and then watch them turn cannibal to survive. The last one gets to be CEO.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care. It's not that interesting of a premise, and it's not even just Rey herself. "Luke gets some students" would be just as boring. Fine for a comic or an episode in an anthology show maybe but nothing to build a whole movie or movie trilogy around.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the rumors about the "incredibly powerful new force user" are true then it's DOA I mean they ran that into the ground so hard with the first Disney Wars trilogy

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see it track 70 million on the three day opening and Kathleen resign in disgrace.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kathleen has done a great job at keeping this franchise alive after George Lucas nearly destroyed it with the prequel trilogy.

      Watch the Plinkett review. He explains in detail how Star Wars nearly died thanks to Lucas's incompetence.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick that anthro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it nearly died so bad he sold it for billions here's your you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars was in a much healthier state, as measured by games and merchandise sales, after the prequels than it is now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars as a franchise peaked with the prequels and has been declining since. In all aspects, whether fan engagement, toy sales, comics, video games, animation, or anything else, the prequel years far outweigh any moment in the Disney years

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Star Wars as a franchise peaked with the prequels
          Sort of true, but a lof of that is incidental to the prequels as movies.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it's because people are just sick of the schlock you've been churning out for two decades homosexual. Ever consider that?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you reply to the wrong post? I'm saying that a lot of Star Wars's rejuvenation in the 90s and 00s was really owed to the OT, not the prequels.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he's one of those confused individuals that think disliking the prequels means you prefer the sequels

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would unironically be interested if it was actually Sheev inside Rey and he was using her position to subvert and rule over the Jedi forevermore
    Sheev’d have to keep plausible deniability up as he deals with Finn and past Jedi spirits, but can let Rey get increasingly dark side as the movie goes on
    Just give us unhinged Dark Side Daisy dammit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But will Duncan Idaho have to marry her for it to happen?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Rey so devoid of emotion even all the action figures of her just had blank expressions

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney israelites are grasping at straws lmao
    Star Wars is fricking gay, nothing you could make would get me to pay any amount of money to see it.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be interested in seeing Rey's limbs shorn off by whoever, anyone with a lightsaber is fine, and then used as a captive breeding stump to create more Palpatines.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rose Tico in a slave bikini please.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being her sister back. Say she used an escape pod or something

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hat would you like to see in the upcoming Rey solo movie?
    The ghost of Darth Nihilus eats the universe

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically give her the Luke treatment. Have her be all mopey and alone then die.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Rey experiment didn't work. The higher ups at Lucasfilm need to swallow the bitter pill and admit that to themselves.

    Even decades after the OT, you could stop a random person on the street to show them a picture of Mark Hamill and they'd say "hey that's Luke the jedi!"
    Meanwhile Rey is the heroine of an entire trilogy of Star Wars movies with each earning billions in ticket sales a few years back, yet to most modern moviegoers she's irrelevant. A stranger. Her own villains and side characters are more interesting to viewers. Hell, she's so irrelevant that people care more about spin-off characters like Din Djarin from the streamed Disney+ show, or Cal Kestis from videogame offshoots, than about the heroine of a whole mainline trilogy. She is too weak to carry Star Wars, she is not good protagonist material.

    Abandon this pointless Rey meme already.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideologues never reconsider their ideology even when they're getting their asses kicked. No Commie or Muslim every created a society even they would want to live in, but they still insist theirs ideology is The Answer. They need to be utterly crushed first, like the Nazis or the French revolutionaries.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A fricking character arc
    >Character flaws
    >Something Rey needs to overcome through actual effort
    >Rey making a mistake and suffering consequences (the standard in this franchise is losing a limb)

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the upcoming Rey solo
    Rey Solo?
    I thought it was "Rey Skywalker"?

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