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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it the guy who had a comedy duo of stormtroopers goof off for two minutes of screentime, just after they shot a good guy dead? And established that the Empire's soldiers are poorly equipped morons, who can't hit the broad side of the barn with their guns, all when the good guys had a tense stand-off against said Empire, and we were supposed to feel afraid if those characters are going to make it out alive?

    Yeah, really excited about his take on Star Wars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, also his idea of thor movie is wierd bdsm humilation flick where space israelite and space negress kick the shit from white lead and he then gives the negress the crown (god knows why)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, Quip Wars might be an improvement I guess.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dave this is not a good idea bruz. They've handed you a hand grenade and are asking for the pin back.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are Star Wars fans aware of how ridiculous they appear to other people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they care?
      Also they don't exist any more, Kathleen Kennedy told the manchildren that star wars was for little girls now so they left the fandom, and it turns out little girls don't actually like Star Wars. So Star Wars there are no Star Wars fans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reva Fanbois seem to be making up the numbers, makes sense, she is the greatest Star Wars character since Ashoka

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Meme post about meme posters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you're an idiot
      >tfw you would have ended up like them if it wasn't for the all woke forced agenda
      in a tale of irony, the ridiculousness of this forced agenda officially snapped me out of the spell. now i just feel bad anytime i see those people. like genuinely bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      star wars fans have zero self awareness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was a fan right up until Disney came along and gutted everything from it that made it interesting for forty years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars fans != Disney Star Wars fans.
      Star Wars fans know that everything released after 2012 is non-canon. The only exception is Season 7 of The Clone Wars because all of those scripts predated Disney.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are a manchild.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If George Lucas doesn't approve then it's not canon. Simple as. Cope and seethe Kathy you foul israelite hag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >of The Clone Wars
        not canon either, just senile lucas and filoni bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >clone wars
        >canon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its what happens when you imprint a franchise into your personality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Always hurts to see

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And it’ll be a huge yawn like the rest of the star wars films Disnee has produced

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    REVA REVA REVA REVA WE WANT REVA GIVE ME REVA REVA ME NOW REVA TRILOGY NOW REVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh good, more WOKE TRASH.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares
    t. EU

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this pretentious clown doing with his hand? What is that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you want to use my name on Star Wars to try and revive it?
      >50 million bitcoin, no more, no less Mouse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      another wink to his freemason kabbalist saturn worshipping lucifereans gloating that satan rules this world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, so many groups. It's hard to keep track of all the evil that's going on.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it an episode, or is it a side movie?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fast forward 15 years, as Taika drinks himself stupid in the Chinese republic state of New Zealand government approved bar, complaining that if he never did that fricking star wars movie, he'd still have a career.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meme director. i hate him

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's doing the thing! With his one eye

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kika Waishiti fricking sucks. I would rather have Rian Johnson come back and direct the next movie instead of that hack

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That new Thor movie looks like pure shit. A new low for Marvel movies.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quip
    >quip
    >character says something very dumb and obvious to move the narrative along
    >another character repeats it, slightly louder
    >another character repeats it even louder
    >moronic action setpiece
    >quip
    >quip
    >end scene
    >repeat
    >Disney-paid critics praise the movie's 'le quirky' humour and 'fun action setpieces', 'classic Waititi'

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if Thor flops, it won't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thor won't flop but if it makes less than Ragnarok and is critically weak he won't

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD GOYS VS BAD GOYS IN SPACE #3733937463937 OH BOY I’M SO FRICKING EXCITED BROS

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pity audiences won't join it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great. Enjoy your shit sandwich in 2025 or whatever.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le wacky alien with New Zealand accent
    You know it's coming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally nothing wrong with loving your country and insisting on promoting it in your work. If only every American filmaker was as patriotic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No normalgays in New Zealand even know his marvel movies are directed by a kiwi because they don’t pay attention to that shit. Taika used to make great indie movies that are all considered classics here and now he makes capeshit for normies to go out in droves to see and forget about a few days later

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but what about Rian Johnsons star war trilogy? The last jedi was a contemporary masterpiece loved by all except a small minority of loud trolls, after all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rian Johnson + Reva Character = KINO of the highest order.

      Why won't Disney give us what we want

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i second that, i want to see that star wars /misc/lacks ape out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        rian, go away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is this troony looking frick still helming the SW brand?

    Does she have some dirt on Disney that makes it so they can't fire her?
    Because she has done nothing right since she was hired and has only doubled down on shitty decisions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name one Hollywood studio executive that has been punished for their incompetence and/or mismanagement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amy Pascal and Sony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol wut? I've often heard she was "fired" from Sony but she instead goes off, makes her own production company which she's the head of and Sony is the one that distributes the movies. Doesn't seem like much of a punishment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She is in her 70s , probably isn't doing shit and give the power to less talented people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's not cope, it's literally his trademark content. he is probably glad she hasn't stepped down so he can push his shit out regularly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. She's done nothing but frick this franchise up. Are the shareholders just afraid of her? It doesn't make any sense. If she was a man they'd have fired her years ago and blacklisted him from Hollywood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=131

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuck wars with overrated hack?
    Let it die with boom

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kinda weird to be a israelite and pretend to be part of an entirely different ethnicity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      judaism is a religion/ethnicity/nationality/political ideology, depends when its convenient to be one or the other

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where can they take star wars after episode 9? Everyone is pretty much frickin dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there are some characters that they still havent ruined, maybe a prequel with a sith mace windu or yarael poof being a rapist, or have Biggs and Wedge Antilles being trained by a black sassy women that taugh them all they know

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Rian comes back so he can kill Star Wars for good this time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what their plan is, they are trying to kill it, but at the same time keep it alive, it's weird.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Disney for stealing Taika Waitit from us, he used to make kiwi indie kino and now he makes capeshit

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they've learned nothing

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question here. What director would do star wars well? Ridley Scott, Denis Villeneuve, James Gunn? Assuming they could each do their own unique screenplay with the push by producers for Vader, Kyle, Ray, Luke or any of the main stars thar the movies are known for. What would happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone but fricking Denis the Penis. He’s already ruined enough things. Honestly a Literally Who is the only thing that gives it a chance anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dune is not so bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan,cuaron,maybe Fincher

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waititi used to make good heated and enjoyable comedy films with genuine quality but he sold out big time 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being a israelite tends to have that effect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His films really are quality. Ragnarok was good, looking forward to the new Thor

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kathleen needs another raise!

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how does Cinemaphile feel about new zealand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shithole country ran by a israeli horse demon. I live there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she is a mormon and a cute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No she isn't. On both counts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      indifferent

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long can they milk the franchise? Another 50 years?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this guy on the telly. He openly stated without shame that he can't really be arsed looking at the source material and that he has no intention of watching the Star Wars movies before making his.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars doesn't exist anymore

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yay, can't wait for another taika self-insert character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >korg gay
      >blackbeard gay
      >arab samurai gay

      there' gonna be a gay character in star wars for the first time ever bros, i can't wait

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for immaculate quips.
    >Join the dark side.
    >I'm sorry did you say dork side?
    >What no. DARK side.
    >Because I mean, I'm not a dork and I don't think anyone wants to join something named dork side. Know what I mean?
    >I didn't say DORK side. It's DARK side.
    >Ooh dark side. I thought you said dork. Dark makes more sense yeah.
    >Yes dark side.
    >Can't imagine the PR nightmare if it was actually dork side. Anyway let's get to it then.
    >UNLIMITED POWEEER
    >Yeah there it is.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First he's going to do the Incal.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does pedowood love failing so badly?

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