Isn't it the guy who had a comedy duo of stormtroopers goof off for two minutes of screentime, just after they shot a good guy dead? And established that the Empire's soldiers are poorly equipped morons, who can't hit the broad side of the barn with their guns, all when the good guys had a tense stand-off against said Empire, and we were supposed to feel afraid if those characters are going to make it out alive?
yes, also his idea of thor movie is wierd bdsm humilation flick where space israelite and space negress kick the shit from white lead and he then gives the negress the crown (god knows why)
Why would they care?
Also they don't exist any more, Kathleen Kennedy told the manchildren that star wars was for little girls now so they left the fandom, and it turns out little girls don't actually like Star Wars. So Star Wars there are no Star Wars fans.
>tfw you're an idiot >tfw you would have ended up like them if it wasn't for the all woke forced agenda
in a tale of irony, the ridiculousness of this forced agenda officially snapped me out of the spell. now i just feel bad anytime i see those people. like genuinely bad.
Star Wars fans != Disney Star Wars fans.
Star Wars fans know that everything released after 2012 is non-canon. The only exception is Season 7 of The Clone Wars because all of those scripts predated Disney.
>fast forward 15 years, as Taika drinks himself stupid in the Chinese republic state of New Zealand government approved bar, complaining that if he never did that fricking star wars movie, he'd still have a career.
>quip >quip >character says something very dumb and obvious to move the narrative along >another character repeats it, slightly louder >another character repeats it even louder >moronic action setpiece >quip >quip >end scene >repeat >Disney-paid critics praise the movie's 'le quirky' humour and 'fun action setpieces', 'classic Waititi'
No normalgays in New Zealand even know his marvel movies are directed by a kiwi because they don’t pay attention to that shit. Taika used to make great indie movies that are all considered classics here and now he makes capeshit for normies to go out in droves to see and forget about a few days later
but what about Rian Johnsons star war trilogy? The last jedi was a contemporary masterpiece loved by all except a small minority of loud trolls, after all
How is this troony looking frick still helming the SW brand?
Does she have some dirt on Disney that makes it so they can't fire her?
Because she has done nothing right since she was hired and has only doubled down on shitty decisions
lol wut? I've often heard she was "fired" from Sony but she instead goes off, makes her own production company which she's the head of and Sony is the one that distributes the movies. Doesn't seem like much of a punishment.
This. She's done nothing but frick this franchise up. Are the shareholders just afraid of her? It doesn't make any sense. If she was a man they'd have fired her years ago and blacklisted him from Hollywood.
there are some characters that they still havent ruined, maybe a prequel with a sith mace windu or yarael poof being a rapist, or have Biggs and Wedge Antilles being trained by a black sassy women that taugh them all they know
Serious question here. What director would do star wars well? Ridley Scott, Denis Villeneuve, James Gunn? Assuming they could each do their own unique screenplay with the push by producers for Vader, Kyle, Ray, Luke or any of the main stars thar the movies are known for. What would happen?
I saw this guy on the telly. He openly stated without shame that he can't really be arsed looking at the source material and that he has no intention of watching the Star Wars movies before making his.
Can't wait for immaculate quips. >Join the dark side. >I'm sorry did you say dork side? >What no. DARK side. >Because I mean, I'm not a dork and I don't think anyone wants to join something named dork side. Know what I mean? >I didn't say DORK side. It's DARK side. >Ooh dark side. I thought you said dork. Dark makes more sense yeah. >Yes dark side. >Can't imagine the PR nightmare if it was actually dork side. Anyway let's get to it then. >UNLIMITED POWEEER >Yeah there it is.
Isn't it the guy who had a comedy duo of stormtroopers goof off for two minutes of screentime, just after they shot a good guy dead? And established that the Empire's soldiers are poorly equipped morons, who can't hit the broad side of the barn with their guns, all when the good guys had a tense stand-off against said Empire, and we were supposed to feel afraid if those characters are going to make it out alive?
Yeah, really excited about his take on Star Wars.
yes, also his idea of thor movie is wierd bdsm humilation flick where space israelite and space negress kick the shit from white lead and he then gives the negress the crown (god knows why)
Whatever, Quip Wars might be an improvement I guess.
Dave this is not a good idea bruz. They've handed you a hand grenade and are asking for the pin back.
Are Star Wars fans aware of how ridiculous they appear to other people?
Why would they care?
Also they don't exist any more, Kathleen Kennedy told the manchildren that star wars was for little girls now so they left the fandom, and it turns out little girls don't actually like Star Wars. So Star Wars there are no Star Wars fans.
Reva Fanbois seem to be making up the numbers, makes sense, she is the greatest Star Wars character since Ashoka
>Meme post about meme posters
>tfw you're an idiot
>tfw you would have ended up like them if it wasn't for the all woke forced agenda
in a tale of irony, the ridiculousness of this forced agenda officially snapped me out of the spell. now i just feel bad anytime i see those people. like genuinely bad.
star wars fans have zero self awareness
I was a fan right up until Disney came along and gutted everything from it that made it interesting for forty years.
Star Wars fans != Disney Star Wars fans.
Star Wars fans know that everything released after 2012 is non-canon. The only exception is Season 7 of The Clone Wars because all of those scripts predated Disney.
You are a manchild.
If George Lucas doesn't approve then it's not canon. Simple as. Cope and seethe Kathy you foul israelite hag.
>of The Clone Wars
not canon either, just senile lucas and filoni bullshit
>clone wars
>canon
its what happens when you imprint a franchise into your personality
Always hurts to see
And it’ll be a huge yawn like the rest of the star wars films Disnee has produced
REVA REVA REVA REVA WE WANT REVA GIVE ME REVA REVA ME NOW REVA TRILOGY NOW REVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh good, more WOKE TRASH.
Who cares
t. EU
What is this pretentious clown doing with his hand? What is that?
>you want to use my name on Star Wars to try and revive it?
>50 million bitcoin, no more, no less Mouse
another wink to his freemason kabbalist saturn worshipping lucifereans gloating that satan rules this world
Wow, so many groups. It's hard to keep track of all the evil that's going on.
Is it an episode, or is it a side movie?
>fast forward 15 years, as Taika drinks himself stupid in the Chinese republic state of New Zealand government approved bar, complaining that if he never did that fricking star wars movie, he'd still have a career.
meme director. i hate him
He's doing the thing! With his one eye
Kika Waishiti fricking sucks. I would rather have Rian Johnson come back and direct the next movie instead of that hack
That new Thor movie looks like pure shit. A new low for Marvel movies.
>quip
>quip
>character says something very dumb and obvious to move the narrative along
>another character repeats it, slightly louder
>another character repeats it even louder
>moronic action setpiece
>quip
>quip
>end scene
>repeat
>Disney-paid critics praise the movie's 'le quirky' humour and 'fun action setpieces', 'classic Waititi'
if Thor flops, it won't
Thor won't flop but if it makes less than Ragnarok and is critically weak he won't
GOOD GOYS VS BAD GOYS IN SPACE #3733937463937 OH BOY I’M SO FRICKING EXCITED BROS
Pity audiences won't join it.
Great. Enjoy your shit sandwich in 2025 or whatever.
>le wacky alien with New Zealand accent
You know it's coming.
Yup.
There's literally nothing wrong with loving your country and insisting on promoting it in your work. If only every American filmaker was as patriotic.
No normalgays in New Zealand even know his marvel movies are directed by a kiwi because they don’t pay attention to that shit. Taika used to make great indie movies that are all considered classics here and now he makes capeshit for normies to go out in droves to see and forget about a few days later
but what about Rian Johnsons star war trilogy? The last jedi was a contemporary masterpiece loved by all except a small minority of loud trolls, after all
Rian Johnson + Reva Character = KINO of the highest order.
Why won't Disney give us what we want
i second that, i want to see that star wars /misc/lacks ape out
rian, go away
How is this troony looking frick still helming the SW brand?
Does she have some dirt on Disney that makes it so they can't fire her?
Because she has done nothing right since she was hired and has only doubled down on shitty decisions
Name one Hollywood studio executive that has been punished for their incompetence and/or mismanagement.
Amy Pascal and Sony.
lol wut? I've often heard she was "fired" from Sony but she instead goes off, makes her own production company which she's the head of and Sony is the one that distributes the movies. Doesn't seem like much of a punishment.
She is in her 70s , probably isn't doing shit and give the power to less talented people
it's not cope, it's literally his trademark content. he is probably glad she hasn't stepped down so he can push his shit out regularly.
This. She's done nothing but frick this franchise up. Are the shareholders just afraid of her? It doesn't make any sense. If she was a man they'd have fired her years ago and blacklisted him from Hollywood.
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Cuck wars with overrated hack?
Let it die with boom
kinda weird to be a israelite and pretend to be part of an entirely different ethnicity
judaism is a religion/ethnicity/nationality/political ideology, depends when its convenient to be one or the other
Where can they take star wars after episode 9? Everyone is pretty much frickin dead
there are some characters that they still havent ruined, maybe a prequel with a sith mace windu or yarael poof being a rapist, or have Biggs and Wedge Antilles being trained by a black sassy women that taugh them all they know
I hope Rian comes back so he can kill Star Wars for good this time.
I don't know what their plan is, they are trying to kill it, but at the same time keep it alive, it's weird.
Frick Disney for stealing Taika Waitit from us, he used to make kiwi indie kino and now he makes capeshit
they've learned nothing
Serious question here. What director would do star wars well? Ridley Scott, Denis Villeneuve, James Gunn? Assuming they could each do their own unique screenplay with the push by producers for Vader, Kyle, Ray, Luke or any of the main stars thar the movies are known for. What would happen?
Anyone but fricking Denis the Penis. He’s already ruined enough things. Honestly a Literally Who is the only thing that gives it a chance anymore.
dune is not so bad
Nolan,cuaron,maybe Fincher
Waititi used to make good heated and enjoyable comedy films with genuine quality but he sold out big time 🙁
Being a israelite tends to have that effect
His films really are quality. Ragnarok was good, looking forward to the new Thor
kathleen needs another raise!
how does Cinemaphile feel about new zealand
Shithole country ran by a israeli horse demon. I live there.
she is a mormon and a cute
No she isn't. On both counts.
Chur
indifferent
How long can they milk the franchise? Another 50 years?
I saw this guy on the telly. He openly stated without shame that he can't really be arsed looking at the source material and that he has no intention of watching the Star Wars movies before making his.
Star Wars doesn't exist anymore
yay, can't wait for another taika self-insert character
>korg gay
>blackbeard gay
>arab samurai gay
there' gonna be a gay character in star wars for the first time ever bros, i can't wait
Can't wait for immaculate quips.
>Join the dark side.
>I'm sorry did you say dork side?
>What no. DARK side.
>Because I mean, I'm not a dork and I don't think anyone wants to join something named dork side. Know what I mean?
>I didn't say DORK side. It's DARK side.
>Ooh dark side. I thought you said dork. Dark makes more sense yeah.
>Yes dark side.
>Can't imagine the PR nightmare if it was actually dork side. Anyway let's get to it then.
>UNLIMITED POWEEER
>Yeah there it is.
First he's going to do the Incal.
Why does pedowood love failing so badly?