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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy SWINO with gay quips and gay comedy!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they give him the next trilogy

      incels gonna SEETHE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you seethe, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Star Wars fans are the only people in the world having sex
        Lol. Lmao even.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lol. Lmao even.
          Go back with your twitterspeak

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >only my 4chud pedophile anime furry message board slang is cool

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're just using it poorly (like a Twitter user)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe? They're laughing at you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Seethe? They're laughing at you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Smart people will seethe.
        You're just annoying mosquito who just does same thing it's getting irritating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is there to seethe about. The franchise is dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The franchise is dead.
          Yes, because the MCU is still grossing hundreds of millions, sure.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they give him the next trilogy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait to see funny blue man again

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be worse than the ST.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't be worse than the ST.
      people were saying the same thing back in 2012 when disney bought lucasfilms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, they can't be worse than the Prequels
      >Well, they can't be worse than the Sequels

      And the cycle continues

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they absolutely can be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't be worse than the ST.
      Imagine an entire film where the characters do nothing but act like smug pricks all the time whilst cracking quips every few seconds and taking nothing seriously at all for the sake of being as meta with the reddit audience as possible. That's Waititi's scripts in a nutshell, and it's a reflection of his own IRL personality. I'd argue it could be potentially worse than even the ST based on those merits alone.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shes going to try snd save Star Wars like McU saved the Thor movies with Taika. Get ready for a very out of place star wars comedy flick.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is going to be shit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rian johnson killed star wars so dead that there are no real star wars movies announced anymore
    That guy is BASED and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      will history shit on rian for killing the franchise that had the first ever blockbuster?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's not star wars tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that's not star wars tho
          yeah you're wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Using 'blockbuster' to describe movies pre-dates Star Wars by at least 20 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not the hero we deserved but certainly the hero we needed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        too many disney koolaid drinkers. look how many said they loved kenobi after the finale, after surprisingly shiting on it mostly throughout. these people don't even need to turn off their brains to consoom they come turned off

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Seethe? They're laughing at you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ? They're laughing at you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Seethe? They're laughing at you.

      Enjoy your capeshit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol, SW is so fricking dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It died with the animated Clone Wars series (2008) if not after EPIII

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the heck cares what Kathleen kennedy has to say she is a moronic ugly middle women who should not be in any position but thanks to globo homosexual here we are.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rian Johnson's Star Wars is so shit they grab the Game of Thrones guys to make more Star Wars movies to hopefully fix things
    >They shit the Game of Thrones bed so badly that Disney cancel it, knowing that their names being attached to it will be a detriment now
    I wonder if Thor 4 being shit will manage to get Taika Wamimi pulled for the same reason. I'm sure there will be news articles defending it as just 'sexist manbabies' disliking killing off Thor and replacing him with a woman, but Disney will know the truth of the matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thor is getting rave reviews from people that got to see it. Taika is just doing what Taika does every movie and people love it. It's not like Patty Jenkins where she directed like a fluke movie and then never replicated it again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When did invitation-only premieres not get rave reviews? Shittalking it is the quickest way to ensure you get kicked off the reviewer gravy train.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thor is getting rave reviews from people that got to see it
        And only professional shills got to see it so that's meaningless disneycope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of his movies are garbage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >capeshitters going bananas over superhero shlock #14241412
        You don't say?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think Thor is getting killed in Woke Blunder, ~~*Waititi*~~ confirmed as much, and apparently Whor only shows up for like 15 minutes according to people who saw it. It might still be shit and pozzed but apparently not as much as a lot of people feared.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did the movie explain how Hershlag became "worthy" out of the blue?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because she's brave and strong. What other reason do you need?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Taika Waititi, but I don't think Star Wars should be a slapstick comedy MCU film. Star Wars should feel more like Peter Jackson's LOTR, but in space.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would watch that, but SW was never on that level

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's covering his black eye from when I punched him in the face.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Has Kathleen's stamp of approval on it
    It's going to be shit.

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