Star Wars fanboys are delusional.
Fun fact all the things they rant about the new movies basically happened in the EU before.
Magically they did not rant about these things and did eat them up.
Star Wars Dark Empire is a gift that keeps on giving, no seriously.
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Difference is everyone knew EE is dumb fanfiction but nu-trilogy explicty said that they are going to ditch everything that's done in the EE, and then they went back to copying ideas from it as soon as they run out.
>and then they went back to copying ideas from it as soon as they run out.
News flash Disney literally copy pasts the OT movies.
Big round thing that destroys planets, however it is bigger this time.
Fight over snow planet .. only it is salt this time.
Did no one make a compilation of how the force awakens is identical to a new hope ?
>News flash Disney literally copy pasts the OT movies.
everyone knew that's what they were going to do that from the start though, the thing is nobody knew they would stoop so low to copy from the fanfiction wankfest garbage that is EE into the real movies, especially when they say they don't want to have anything to do with it and the prequels.
>the fanfiction wankfest garbage that is EE
Who liked the EU ?
You type like such homosexual and I find the brazen and confrontational way you spit out the safest, most unoriginal and entirely undeveloped takes possible to be one of the most pathetic things I've seen on here in at least a week
DE happened before Chosen one thing.
Also Luke going through Dark side, understanding how his father felt, and overcoming it was kino
>Also Luke going through Dark side, understanding how his father felt, and overcoming it was kino
Next panel in the making
DE:
>Luke literally falls to the dark side after the emperor says words to him
Fanboys:
>kino
Disney:
>Luke has a moment of temptation from the dark side
Fanboys:
>DISNEY RUINED THIS CHARACTER HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING !
>THIS IS NOT LUKE
Like fricken LOL
Star Wars Dark Empire is a gift that keeps on giving, no seriously.
>Luke literally falls to the dark side after the emperor says words to him
No, he didn't. You didn't read it, did you?
no (You)'s for you because you're vomiting threads like these out into the catalog but the main difference is that DE Luke turned to save his friends and a whole ass planet, TLJ Luke turned in an attempt to kill his own fricking flesh and blood
>TLJ Luke turned in an attempt to kill his own fricking flesh and blood
He like did have one flinch and the kid freaked out nothing happened.
>a flinch
You stupid motherfricker your own pic defeated your argument. After realizing that he was becoming his father he throws down his lightsaber and refuses to kill Vader. After confronting his own darkness he was willing to die a painful death via electrocution to prove a point to the Emperor. The Luke we get in the TLJ flashback is meant to be a master, someone who has gone through it all and is now in touch with the Force. Yet the moment he suspects Ben may be turning, he runs to his hut while Ben is sleeping, holds his lightsaber to the kid's face, and is willing to, yes indeed, -kill his own flesh and blood- in that moment before he comes to his senses.
That isn't a moment of weakness. A moment of weakness is like a recovering porn addict watching a sex scene in a movie and getting a little worked up to the point where he starts browsing pornographic sites again. What Luke did was the equivalent to a recovering porn addict whipping his dick out in front of his nephew and coating his studio apartment in a thick layer of cum.
>You stupid motherfricker your own pic defeated your argument
This is your brain on Star Wars fandom.
>your own pic
He did have a flinch and decided to not do it, then the kid freaked out and started fighting him and then the building collapsed.
>once you take cocaine and realize it fricks you up you will never have a urge for cocaine
This is your brain on Star Wars fandom.
>Porn addiction is real
Fricken LOL imagine believing this.
tipped your hand a bit too much right there partner
Ah yes imagine being so salty you do not quote me.
the bait was fun for a bit but you've jumped the shark buddy
>Luke has a moment of temptation from the dark side
He wasn't tempted in that scene though he considered the cold blood murder of his sleeping nephew therefore killing star wars forever
>EU Luke falls to the dark side
Fanboy logic
>This means he will never have problems from this, in like EVER
>REE WHY IS HE TEMPTED BY THE DARK SIDE HERE !
But he wasn't tempted by shit, he's just a murderous psycho now. He didn't do anything to make things right with his nephew afterwards, a complete fricking maniac. Good thing everybody agrees Disney Wars aren't canon so maybe the franchise will have a chance if disney sells it to someone else
>But he wasn't tempted by shit,
>The dark side dose not exist in star wars
You need to believe this to be a star wars fanboy.
Except DE Luke willingly went to Palpy to save his friends, and came back after hearing from the ones who cared for him while canon Luke just ran away after his academy got bombed and did nothing?
>and came back after hearing from the ones who cared for him while canon Luke just ran away after his academy got bombed and did nothing?
WE did have this discussion before and after I point out that you need to recast these characters you only yell
>LUUUUUUKKKKKKEEE
So what will it be
A) Recast these characters and continue right after the OT.
B) somehow magic up an explanation how the frick are these characters are so old now, what happened to the time and in all this time and make it all make sense.
So what will it be ?
Wtf are you talking about when did I ever say anything about muh casting in the new movies. If someone did it wasn't me
>Wtf are you
Answer the question.
Are we recasting the characters or not.
>If someone did it wasn't me
I was talking about Star Wars fanboys like you.
> it wasn't me
It exists by implication so what will it be ?
A) Recast these characters and continue right after the OT.
B) somehow magic up an explanation how the frick are these characters are so old now, what happened to the time and in all this time and make it all make sense.
So what will it be ?
I don't fricking care
>I don't fricking care
Ah yes once the Star Wars fanboy is cornered he has no arguments left.
What you are asking you dumb frick is impossible in like IRL impossible since IRL actors age. And they literally start dropping dead while these movies are made.
Cornered? What? I was only comparing Dark Empire and ST but you suddenly blurt things about muh who are you gonna cast. Why the frick should I care about who they cast for new movies? I don't care about DE or other EU being muh non-canon over movies or whatever
It exists by implication so what will it be ?
A) Recast these characters and continue right after the OT.
B) somehow magic up an explanation how the frick are these characters are so old now, what happened to the time and in all this time and make it all make sense.
Answer the question.
>I don't care about
K so stop b***hing that Disney ruined star wars thank you.
meds
>I literally can not answer the question.
Like poetry.
Nobody says Vader in Ep4 literally did nothing after Ep3 lmao. Canon Luke literally did nothing in his island after Kylo ran away. You thought I'm kvetching about movies not explaining every detail of his past? Lmao
Also why do you b***h about comics you never read in the first place then?
the best part? because his nephew was having a bad dream.
>because his nephew was conspiring the destruction of the Jedi temple with the new Dark Lord, an something he acted on immediately after this encounter
You manchildren are so dishonest
only the prequels exist. only the prequels are good. that's it. if you wanna watch the shitty 4-6 episodes just watch the stupid family guy ones. frick han solo, frick star wars homosexuals, frick you reading this. if george lucas did anything ti was ensure there will always be b***hy fangirls
If only the prequels exist, what are they prequels of?
that's just what they're called. the only thing that matters is anakin becomes vader. sure i guess vader is cool. that's it.
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
Daily reminder in 20 years people will be nostalgic for Disney wars.
>only the prequels are good
no
Difference is I wanted a cool spin off story about the Emperor, it's a dumb non cannon comic that intended from the start to bring him back. If they brought the Emperor back from the start of the Sequel Trilogy maybe people would be less harsh on it
>Difference is I wanted a cool spin off story about the Emperor, it's a dumb non cannon comic
IT was canon back in the day.
not really
homie everyone was making fun of the clone Sheev shit, difference is everyone knew it's just a dumb comic book story thats an excuse to tell some fun "what if" story
False dichotomy. Both are moronic. Star Wars in general is moronic. Star Wars fans are indeed pathetic, but not for critizising disney's shit, but for still consooming Star Wars products at all.
>Star Wars fans are indeed pathetic,
based.
>but for still consooming Star Wars products at all.
Elaborate.
It's obvious that Star Wars is now a franchise in the hands of a corporation which is simply mass producing content for the sake of content, with zero care, passion or creative integrity. Even people who love the franchise should drop this shit if they have any self-respect (which they don't, people with self-respect wouldn't be SW fans to begin with).
Says he while talking about the franchise made up to sell toys.
I don't think you understood what I read because your response makes no sense. I literally said that no one with self-respect would be a SW fan to begin with.
The EU has been mocked for decades and their ideas were just as shit as Disney's. But here's the thing, at least they had ideas.
And here's another thing. Disney is regargitating EU's shitty ideas lmao
>The EU has been mocked for decades and their ideas were just as shit as Disney's. But here's the thing, at least they had ideas.
I never did read the EU however I liked the rise of the sky walker something that was different.
I was Ok with them bringing back the emperor.
I mean it is not worse then Star Trek bringing back the Terran Empire .... Who keeps coming back from being purged from the timeline .... somehow .... or the borg coming back from being purged from the timeline...
What 40K has proven is that the only way to make you stop using some IP is for a IRL lawsuit telling you to stop like with the 5 chaos god.
These IPs can survive omniverse purges.
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I haven't watched le Rise of Skywalker and I never will. Dark Empire is cool though.
Eat shit, rat.
>Forum Weapons
i don't think you were supposed to post this part, shillbro
>LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE
the eu was always shit, yes including that blue Black person mary sue and his 'muh art'
One was done well
The other was done by Disney
People will buy into your story if you do a good job telling it
If you don’t ? Than people WONT like it
The EU you just picked and mixed what you liked out of it, everyone knew deep down only the first 3/6 movies, delete as applicable, were all the mattered.
All that's changed is whether you count Disney Wars or not. Its just another layer.
I thought the plot line of the emperor coming back was perfectly fine; I just thought everything else got executed poorly.
>star wars
You have been peddling childish banalities for the last four and a half decades. On every television screening, in every comic book. You have been spreading nothing but second hand childish banalities. Peter Cushing, god rest his soul was 22 years dead when you photoshopped him into your flick 'Rogue One'. You never mentioned anywhere that this was with HIS consent, was it with his consent Star Wars?
we all hate star wars but holy shit what a pretentious post
I look like this and I say this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mb8Mb0p808
I watched this and I literally do not understand anything. WTF is going on there ?
>Peter Cushing, god rest his soul was 22 years dead when you photoshopped him into your flick 'Rogue One'. You never mentioned anywhere that this was with HIS consent, was it with his consent Star Wars?
Not even death can save you from being in star wars movies now.
did you consider what some people never liked sheev returning and many other parts of eu or what maybe some just didnt liked how it was handled in sequels before making that moronic thread?
>sheev
I literally needed to google that.
Like holly frick star wars fanboys !
What are your trying to do to society ?!
It briefly flashed across his mind, but he quickly decided that they were clearly wrong or in denial
For every dumb EU idea there was something kino if you searched.
Meanwhile the new trilogy just takes shit from the EU and even the halfway decent and good shit, it ruins.
Everyone knew spinoff shit was third tier canon that could be overwritten at will so they didn't care if you did dumb shlock for a guilty pleasure. Plus hardly anyone read it at all, even most people that would 100% buy a ticket for another movie.
There are three reasons I liked the expanded universe
1. Writers having more freedom with character gimmicks
2. The Star Forge was cool, a giant shipyard that takes energy directly from a star
3. Kyle Katarn/Darth Revan was a better main character than anyone else in the EU
Yeah, I don't think it didn't have a right to exist, and it's a great seedbed for nurturing a few cool new ideas. But the fact it was so disposable was the reason no one was too bothered by the shitty parts.
There's nothing wrong with telling a story about how Sheev cloned himself, the problem is with introducing this concept with innuendo and then closing out the story in 3 minutes in a 3 trilogy series.
These are 2h movies not a netflix series.
So you wouldn't complain if this was a Netflix series where the clone thing got revealed in the last 10 minutes of the last episode with no foreshadowing?
>So you wouldn't complain if this was a Netflix series where the clone thing got revealed in the last 10 minutes of the last episode with no foreshadowing?
See
SW was always meh at best.
>foreshadowing
Plot contrivance.
> where the clone
Imagine being so obsessed over a minor point.
>3 minutes in a 3 trilogy series.
These are 2h movies not a netflix series.
also I fricken laughed during the revenge of the sith.
Know its about Anakin becoming Vader.
My Plan
movie 1 introduction to Anakin
movie 2 the clone wars and Anakin falls
movie 3 fighting vader who hunts down the jedi.
What we got was anaking falling in like 1h and 30 minutes into movie 3 and then quickly killing some children while the clone troopers killed the majority of the jedi.
The prequels should be Revenge of the sith made into 3 movies.
Not movies about spinning children and coughing robots with wieard shit.
The prequels suffered from... well, prequel syndrome. They tried to establish where EVERYTHING came from as quickly as possible, resulting in Anakin becoming Vader while he was still basically a moody teenager. There should have been a bigger timeskip between 2 and 3
The real question is why he needed to have kid Anakin.
There could simply be a time skip after they take him.
>where EVERYTHING came from
Like ? The midichlorians ?
Yeah, midichlorians are a good example. Just trying to explain everything, like how the goddamn political system of the galaxy worked. I'm surprised there wasn't a 5-minute sequence of Anakin's lightsaber being built
>midichlorians
That shit should have gotten cut.
Having a clone emperor per se is not a bad idea, it all comes down to execution.
Dark Empire:
>fit nicely with contemporary EU chronology
>plausible, good story with some fun gimmicks (eg galaxy gun)
>great artwork
Disney
>moronic, haphazard story-by-committee
>ripoff of above comic book in a feature, mainline trilogy film (cringe)
>ultimately a showcase for an unliked, underdeveloped heroine to pull off an easy, undeserved win
>typical 2000s schlock blockbuster pacing, doesn’t even feel like Star Wars
In short, Star Wars is dead, quit trying to revive it, quit consooming it, go outside, etc.
Lmao everyone cried and pissed and shit themselves over how much they hated Dark Empire the frick is this revisionism
Next time you’ll tell me people liked the Vong after Disney copies that too lmao
>this revisionism
There are legitimate fanboys of the prequels now.
>now
its the same people who always forced themselves to like them.
>I'm a boomer and I do not understand nostalgia
in 20 years zooemrs will look back how great the Disney Wars are.
>>now
We have people in this thread who say DE is kino now !
Do you wish to continue ?
Both are moronic, but the one on the left was just a fanfic using the Star Wars license. The one on the right is the same thing with a billion dollar budget, yet somehow managed to be even worse.
This is the only option you have left now.
>Rian Johnson morons are still defending his terrible movie
It's been 5 years. Wtf are you still doing, what with the current state of the franchise?
Disney Wars is failing so hard and the shills are desperate. I noticed the Star Trek shills acting the same way. They hate that fans don't want any of this crap.
>Implying people liked Dark Empire
>Implying Rise of Skywalker is on the same level of Dark Empire
>Implying that Dark Empire didn't at least have some foreshadowing with the clone technology of the Thrawn trilogy with Luuke
>Implying Dark Empire isn't carried by its atmosphere, art and vibes
>Implying Dark Empire doesn't at least attempt to try something different for its conclusion and main character
Why do Disneyshills think their universe is worth any shit and not worse than anything in the EU
I like Dark Empire purely for the art and some Palpatine moments. They made an attempt to flesh him out a little, but whether they really succeeded or not is debatable I suppose. I just hate that Empire's End got rid of the art style that made DE so interesting. Was there anything visually or stylistically interesting about TLJ or TROS?
>inb4 le epic ship 9/11
>basically happened in the EU before
almost nobody interacted with the EU other than maybe those children's books about Han Solo's son