Star Wars is in crisis mode. When are they hitting the “break in case of emergency” glass case with that little hammer to unleash this chad onto the canon?
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Star Wars is in crisis mode.
Star Wars is in crisis mode. When are they hitting the “break in case of emergency” glass case with that little hammer to unleash this chad onto the canon?
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I don’t recognize him by sight
>3A36F5FD-37AF-4F14-A987-7CB9D4410AD0
That’s not his name is it?
That's just an iphone poster.
Kenobi just broke Disney + records. What are you talking about?
>Disney Plus records
Is that supposed to be impressive or something?
Galen Marek, AKA Starkiller. Vader took a child in and raised him as a contingency plan against Palpy
>Is that supposed to be impressive or something?
Unfortunately it is anon, kids and morons clap when they see lightsaber and will watch anything. There is no reason for them to do something risky and that would break their current canon like live action Starkiller as much as I'd like to see it.
Do you know how many people are subbed to Disney moron? Denying reality lol
it's the mouse's world, we're all just living in it
>Kenobi just broke Disney + records.
How do you know that? Did Disney tell you? Did you believe them?
Am I insane but didn’t “only” 11M people watch it? That’s ish ish ish 1/5 the tickets bought for TROS, 1/10 of TFA’s. Is that success? Genuine question.
Is that sarcasm? Do you mean to imply people won’t fall in love with Blackstila Shang and Carth Bibisi?
He is just fondly remembered because his game was fun and voice acting was good. His story is not worth storytelling in live action
> because his game was fun
no it wasnt
Cringe. We need old republic but recast with Black Kings and Queens. TFU is just a shitty God of War reskin anyways
>TFU is just a shitty God of War reskin anyways
Frick. Why did I not pick up on that?
Anyway, Starkiller has the look, I'd watch a series in him even if I could never finish the games.
all the "good" star wars games are just reskins of other games
Tie Fighter is just flight simulator for morons
Jedi Knight games are just Quake/Doom
Battlefront is Battlefield
etc
bounty hunter? republic commando? rogue squadron?
What's KOTOR a reskin of?
NWN, while the story takes cues from Baldur's Gate. It's quite literally a D&D game with an SW coat of paint.
And I am not even being meanspirited here.
nothing
it's its own boring unfun piece of shit
>what if rey but male
Idk if this is serious, bait or just anon fricking around
>beats vader and palpatine back to back
He had years of training by Vader, facing multiple Jedi masters to kill. And he didn't beat Sidious. It's obvious Emperor was toying with him
Nah, Starkiller actually had a story and some kind of personality.
Rey was just kinda there.
>Nah, Starkiller actually had a story and some kind of personality.
Compared to what? A plank of wood?
At least he has some very basic inner conflict. It's less about Starkiller being some kind of deep protagonist (he fricking isn't) and more about Rey being this fricking bland that even Starkiller comes off more interesting than her.
Yeah, basic. Everything about him is basic. Like most people, I thought TFU will be basically a rebranded Jedi Knight sequel. And then I actually played it and felt fricking insulted.
I don't demand some super depth from SW stories (especially games), but this shit was the lowest effort possible.
And yeah, I guess Rey is technically even worse, but they both get 1/10 from me. It's like looking at two buckets of shit, trying to decide which one is less revolting.
>It's like looking at two buckets of shit, trying to decide which one is less revolting.
This sums up every argument about Star Wars media these days
I'm surprised that haven't brought in the Vong to be the Star Wars equivalent of Thanos.
Neutered versions of the Vong are apparently in High Republic as the main threat and are apparently lame af, but I’m not touching this stuff with a ten foot pole so that’s all second- or third-hand info
I think they are making all the spin-offs to team-up the characters against Thrawn. Can't wait the mouse to ruin him too.
I mean, Disney has already ruined him.
2 and a half good movies. That's it. Why does anyone care about Star Wars?
Starkiller would be fun to bring if he just's rampaging all the time
>morons unironically justifying starkiller's bullshit
lol
Kyle Katarn was the OG chad
Kyle has more confirmed kills than a Death Star.
The "break in case of emergency" glass is remaking the OT.
They are waiting for 50th anniversary of SW to announce it. Just wait a few years
Kek this would be hilarious.
After recycling A New Hope's story with The Force Awakens they'll just make a whole new A New Hope, so we have three movies with the same, extremely basic story
>So we have three movies with the same, extremely basic story
We already had 3 SW shows with the same story. Consoomers will shit their pants nonetheless if they do something like casting Ewan as old Ben (With crappy old man makeup)
what are sequels
>ywn be this chad and flirt with cute gamer girls
Witwer better have shot his shot. Gamer girls who play games like RDR or Force Unleashed are rare.
At this point embracing Starkiller and other EU shit instead of their own """canon""" would be a huge improvement.
PS2 or PC version, which is better? I heard some anons on Cinemaphile that said the old gen versions are better. Is this true?
PS2 because that's the one I played
I had the Wii version. I recommend looking up comparisons on YouTube. It's crazy the amount of differences there are in story and game design in Wii/PS2 vs 360/PS3
I wish they focused on game itself rather than this diversion. The last half before Death Star was basically rehash of the previous levels
There's already one SW trilogy with a bland Mary Sue as the lead.
Just bought these games on pc. Do they run ok on modern pcs? I remember wanting to pull my hair out trying to get fallout 3 to run
Nah, first in a fit of desperation, they will bring back Mara Jade. She's going to be very ebonic this time around, of course.
>op gary stu with moronic nickname
You do understand that they will make him black right?
>Not Kyle Katarn
Your opinion has been discarded
Come to think of it, Kyle is about as stupid as Starkiller. I mean, he literally becomes a Jedi on a whim.
because star wars is in need of even more power fantasies?
No, Starkiller works in a game because it's a power fantasy
They better do a Starkiller show fast before Sam Witwer is too old for it.
How long have I been running for that morning flight?
His canon is already fricked beyond repair. Do you really want them to just frick up another beloved character?
They could easily have him as an Inquisitor who’s secretly Vader’s apprentice. A great juxtaposition to Ashoka being Anakins apprentice. It’s moronic to think Vader wouldn’t secretly have some force sensitive trainee to help him deal with Palpatine and complete the rule of two. Besides the fun non canon stuff Starkiller can easily be done, just nerf him a bit and let Witwer run wild it would be kino
Bringing back Kenobi and Darth Vader already was the “break in case of emergency” glass case.
This homie and gosling are my two male crushes. He still looks good but he's starting to get old now, I wish he had gotten more work when he was in his prime in big blockbusters. Not doing nerd shit voice acting for disney and a shitty vampire tv show. He's 100% leading man material, chad voice and face, he looks better than fricking any of the marvel men
also not political at all, doesn't have any social media and takes his projects seriously. he deserved more success tbh
He does have social media and he stood up for his cop friend and was forced to post defund the police.
>Witwer isn't political
lol
lmao even
Don't open his twitter if you are a /misc/tard.
I can see why he didn't get more roles as much as I like him. He has an unconventional face.
Why do people post this homosexual in every starkiller thread?
I loved TFU but I don't remember his voice at all, it wasn't me memorable
The memorable parts of TFU was being a god and that sexy twilek Jedi who rides a rancor
The dark side ending to the first game was dark and kinda powerful.
Why do people post the actor of Starkiller in a Starkiller thread? Yeah, I wonder why.
>why do people post the mocapped actor for the game in a thread about the game
I dunno its probably the israelites
Sam Witwer is literally a voice actor. His voice is objectively valuable to Disney, who hired him to voice Darth Maul and Palpatine. No one cares what you think is memorable
They should just make a movie in between 2 and 3.
Luke should have gone to Endor, not that island with the Porgs.