Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Revisited (Why It's Still TERRIBLE)

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch a three hour video of some basedboy crying about muh Ster Wers
    "No."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        your right, I'm sorry.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ponyhomosexual cries about TLJ
    Piss vs. Shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with him liking ponies?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horse gays are like trannies, they're so mentally ill that any opinion they make (no matter how articulated) is disregarded. Why the frick would anyone care about his opinion on a movie when he watches little girl shows?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          MLP:FiM is not like other girls shows, it was actually specifically made to be enjoyable for all ages. You should watch it, it's a fun show

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mentally ill gay things a show made for little girls is for everyone
            homosexual troony

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know that the creator and writers specifically set out to make it enjoyable for all audiences, right? It's no different than a Disney movie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't mind liking a show for children or even a show made for little girls. However, calling yourself a "Brony" and making a big fanbase out of it is mentally ill behaviour. And it's also calling attention to the weirdness deliberately. Rather than just being a person with varied tastes who appreciates how well made or entertaining something is. Fandom is cancer as are the people who engage in it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair I guess, but this applies to any fandom, not just bronies

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. But it's especially deranged when the show is targeted toward little girls or little children. It's already cringe and demonstrates a lack of personal self-awareness to be obsessive to an unhealthy degree about some shit like Harry Potter, MCU or Doctor Who. But it's an extra level to be like
                >HeY GUyS! ItS yOuR wACkY pAL J Robert Oppenclopper! Here with another silly review!
                Like in real life. In actual day to day human contact, you would excise yourself from talking to people like this immediately.

                And they do it knowingly. It's all about pushing their luck or belonging to something. It's just a little extra unhinged because they're either contrarian or legitimate pedophiles.

                I'd hate to ever talk to a Star Wars fan IRL, but I straight up refuse to talk to someone that self-identifies as a "Brony".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of people who call themselves bronies are really just casual fans, all the term means is that you are a fan

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't hear casual fans of PPG calling themselves Puffies or anything homosexualed though. Nor inflicting their love of the show on other people. And I say this as someone who admires the hell out of that show.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            is not like other girls shows, it also has something for that homosexuals will like

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine still being mad about bronies in 2024

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not trans? What are you on about

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney Star Wars is a joke outside of Rogue One

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are Soi Wars homosexuals ever going to stop beating this dead horse? no one gives a frick about this movie anymore. let it die.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This video is from 2021.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, well homosexual OP posted it today

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So? The video is still from 2021.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you suggesting it's not terrible anymore in the year of our lord 2024?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course the movie is, which is why the video is still worth watching

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this image?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ogey rrat
        >Verification not required

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rian Johnson buck broke Star Wars fans.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except Force Awakens was good. The other chick ruined Last Jedi so badly that he was not able to salvage Rise of Skywalker

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Force Awakens is worse than The Last Jedi

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Force Awakens set the entire new trilogy up for failure. There is no reason why the First Order needed to even exist or why there are still rebels when they won the war 40 some odd years ago.

          If they wanted to keep the aesthetic they should have just had the republic be ordering around stormtroopers and star destroyers mixed in with xwings and shit like that. Imperial xwings would look sweet. Theres a thousand other ways they could have went with it but they just remade a new hope but worse.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Force Awakens set the entire new trilogy up for failure. There is no reason why the First Order needed to even exist or why there are still rebels when they won the war 40 some odd years ago.

          If they wanted to keep the aesthetic they should have just had the republic be ordering around stormtroopers and star destroyers mixed in with xwings and shit like that. Imperial xwings would look sweet. Theres a thousand other ways they could have went with it but they just remade a new hope but worse.

          The Last Jedi was an improvement over The Force Awakens. What really set the trilogy up for failure were low-IQ fantards crying and b***hing about TLJ, which caused Disney to retcon everything in the last movie.

          And they are right. Cope.

          The Last Jedi is the best SW movie.

          I notice the people that like it the most are søyboys, blue-haired women and trannies. An interesting pattern.

          Normal human beings liked TLJ.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Last Jedi is prequels level bad. You have to be one hell of a contrarian to think otherwise.

            TLJ went out of it's way to undermine the series. It strips out character motivations, removes the big bad, shit's all over Lukes character "No Rey, people can't be saved or redeemed! It's not like I redeemed one of the darkest siths to ever live but it just can't be done!" It somehow makes the scale of the world even smaller (the entire rebel bomber fleet consisted of 8 ships) and it's entire army was like 50 guys. The battle for the galaxy consisted of maybe 100 people when there are planets with trillions of people.

            TLJ fricked things up so bad that The Rise of Skywalker was a guarantee failure. They had to come up with completely new character motivations, lore, and Kylos character had to be completely re-written in order to work as an actual character again. Same thing for Rey. She went from "My parents were somebodies" to "My parents were nobodies" back to "I'm a palpatine!" TLJ forced them to go full moronic.

            The force awakens was bad but TLJ was an actual attempt to assassinate the series.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UMM ACTUALLY ITS THE GREATEST MOVIE IN THE FRANCHISE AND THE ORIGINALS WERENT GOOD
      >ummm wow why do you still care this movie is old now???
      you are here

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cartroons talking about Star Wars
    You might get some updoots on reddit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      MisAnthroPony is not trans

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just rewatched episode 1 2 3, they are actually pretty good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Revenge of the Sith

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revenge of Sith, Force Awakens, and Rogue One are the only good Star Wars movies outside of the original trilogy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sequels are never going to receive the prequels treatment after a certain amount of time passes, they will forever remain trash. All of them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to find people defending the sequels today than people defending the prequels 15 years ago.
      Eventually the sequels will be considered better than prequels.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move the frick on

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine needing 3 hours to explain why TLJ is bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 hours or 3 minutes, in the end it's just people mad because Luke didn't murder bad guys during explosive action sequences.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the sequence before that one where the suicide boon gets rammed by the chink, she says words that mean nothing then they kiss awkwardly; thats the layer of shit in this cake and its not the only one.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch the video but I bet it's an autist b***hing because Luke didn't go Super Sayan for 2h30m.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed the people who hate The Last Jedi the most are rightoids, autists and furries. It's an interesting pattern.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the exact people Cinemaphile is filled with

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      please call us gamers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gamers are cringe incels

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they are right. Cope.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I notice the people that like it the most are søyboys, blue-haired women and trannies. An interesting pattern.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So both the fans and haters are cringe

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What else do you expect from online fandoms?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I've probably watched more YouTube content about how nu-wars sucks than all of the original 3 movies. 3 prequels and 1 and a half nu-wars moves, I fell asleep half way through the 2nd one.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people act like this movie why it is bad is one of the deepest darkest movie secrets? They made a script that was just unlikable. That's it, no character is cool, interesting, enjoyable.

    I contend there IS a good movie here in fact probably a masterpiece that would have saved the franchise. If they had played up the death of Han a lot more, made Luke hate Rey and treat her like crap at first but Han's death gets force projected into Luke by Rey and he sees it all, this would have been a classic "bitter old master" trope done right.We would have seen Luke lose it for a second yell at Rey to go away and see Lukes emotions all over his face. Then Luke leave his hut in a new resolve to train Rey to help save his remaining friends.

    The moral of the story is: don't allow change to turn you so bitter you turn away from what is good in the world, so that you fail to protect the good. And through Rey's growth and experiences, she learns changing into a new way can still mean respecting the old ways and traditions.

    People want a Luke that has an edge but never feel that Luke isn't a lovable character, he just went astray and needed someone to help him grow. Its a bit like Mr. Miyagi and Danielsan. Miyagi was a boring dude who spend his life avoiding conflict and working on Bonsai trees until Daniel showed him what is worth fighting for.

    All The Last Jedi was missing was a feeling of beautiful character growth. Like even in the infamous case of Holdo, they should have written it like Holdo has a secret and dislikes the pilot dude because he has toxic masculinity and shit. So the payoff is that by doing Holdos orders at a high level of duty and figuring out how to enable Holdo's Trap he then gains a lot of honor and respect from his captain. Its a mirror of the Luke/Rey relationship where the male learns something that duty matters, its not always about going off on your own trying to cause random damage but about being a big asset to your team.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rise of Skywalker was the worst one

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's terrible. I don't need some homosexual on youtube with a my little pony avatar telling me why its bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dude, the channel is an archive channel

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue One was good

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andor is good
      Jedi games are good
      Mando S1 is good
      seethe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All Star Wars is homosexual shit, Star Wars is arguably the most overrated franchise in history

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this loser is gonna keep posting his video here every day?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a dumb title why would something stop being bad after some time? i hate pooptuber logic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because sometimes stuff can age really well and/or opinions change

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