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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad her dimension got cut off and they can never meet each other again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole finale screams insecurity.

      they had to kill off hekapoo
      turn jackie into a dyke
      eliminate all connection with kelly

      just for marco and star to have their precious finale

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never forgive the showrunners nor Starco for the damage they caused

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys self inserter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Janna’s still alive and single, how will Star remove that threat?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She can't. Janna knows how this will end. That's why she's playing the long game and biding her time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nefcy posted on reddit a pic from six months after the finale and Janna was dating Tom despite being zero hints in the show.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being zero hints in the show.
            but they're literally standing next to each other!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't forgive this show for so many characters being ruined or having their lives thrown to shreds just because of one stupid and tasteless ship that was clearly a bro-sis relation.

        Just like pointed out, they just ruined every other relationship that Marco had just to force him to be all free for Star, but at the same time stomped on everything that had been built during season 2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was Kelly cut off though?

      I thought the whole point of the ending was that dimensions can still be merged into each other and that possibility would still exist in the future with other dimensions.

      This is an actual question, I'm not fully caught up with the lore.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, only "some dimensions" were fused with Earth, the ones shown in the finale specifically, this was confirmed in the AMA where someone asked what happened with Kelly and Tom, Daron's answer was that Tom can still go to earth because his portals were not magic (even though they looked exactly like magic and made the whole "I can't go back because I'm all emotional" thing when he broke up with Star lack sense) and Kelly is in her dimension which was not fused, ponyhead though? Yes of course Daron decided that cancer needed to continue having the chance to be at sta's reach.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought only Earth and Mewni were merged and Tom lived in Mewni

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tom is a demon prince from a demon dimension, not Mewni. That's why he was never considered a monster and faced mewman prejudice.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's part of Mewni

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their underworld is another dimension.
            In theory only the kingdom had to fuse, but then they decided other places had to fuse as well, like the monster's area, the one with the eagles, the one with the pony heads, etc. I honestly don't remember what the kingdom was, pony kingdom, head kingdom, cloud kingdom sky kingdom some shit like that.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Only the Mewni kingdom

              Missed one key word there.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh look at that, ok then maybe it was more than just butterfly castle, I'll have to search for what she said in the AMA, but it does look like it makes sense, but then again she could have said that one time "Tom's castle is in mewni" instead she did say that Tom could still visit through portals, as if she was implying they were in different dimensions.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe Nefcy just doesn't know the lore from her own show

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or the lore was never solidified/considered an important detail to keep up.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's part of Mewni

              It's really only Mewni, Pony Heads were also in Mewni, get it in your thick skull

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, thanks for explaining, that seems really arbitrary but whatever, I've just tried to not take the story too literally and it makes the thing easier to digest for me.

          Like the blood moon curse being a metaphor for a basic crush, different dimensions just representing different countries or continents and magic in general representing the turbulant years of being a teenager.

          Maybe I'd feel different if I had followed it from the beginning and got all invested and stuff, but I'm kind of over doing that these days.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a bush.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a tree

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trees are taller.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They broke up off screen. That's how little anyone cared about their relationship.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This needs to be redone with every other female there can be: Eclipsa, Moon, Angie, Meteora, Jackie, Hekapoo, Higgs, Jann, Britney, and so on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should be a version of this where it's the creators being happier about sinking Jarco than Marco is sad.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing of this was bugging me so I cut out all the blanking frames.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any show where Jarco happens successfully and the viewers love it?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any shows that don't blow it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amphibia. It hiccuped, but it didn't completely botch the ending.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amphibia only ended up being average in the end. Plus there was no shipping and Cinemaphile seems to not like pairing the girls together after some dude kept spamming Sashanne art.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is it about endings of shows that gets everyone and their fricking dog crawling out of the walls acting like they're writing geniuses and know so much better than the people who created it?

        When you make your own show you can end it however the frick you want.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You try talking about a show without mentioning its entire run. You can't just like portions of it, you need to enjoy the entire thing. That's why OTGW is one of the only shows Cinemaphile likes: because it's only 10 episodes long and therefore never has any room to blow it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everybody has nitpicks and criticisms about the things they like, and we can always look back and see how something could be handled better.

          I like Amphibia and was ultimately satisfied by the ending, but even I can see how things could have gone smoother.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This homosexual accepts shit in his plate if it's part of a whole meal.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The x years later or the crash the ship with no survivors and god asks for an early retirement part?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The "crash the ship with no survivors/god retirement plan." The invasion had all the tension of a finale that The Core fight didn't. There should have been a way to roll them into one.

          Anne's sacrifice had no weight, because of course Disney isn't going to let the teenager die for real. The revelation that Amphibia and Earth would be separated forever was a more emotional gut punch anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sailor moon

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a bright spot about season 4 and it was extinguished far too soon and so unceremoniously

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still need recs for shows that never get bad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment someone recommends something, you'll get ten anons screaming that they're wrong and whatever they recommended is garbage.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just need something that satisfies the shipper in me that got blueballed when Jarco broke up and Starco got completely mishandled. How the frick is that so hard to get from media?! Why is Naruto of all shows the only thing that's accomplished it?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then try Infinity Train Book 2. It will scratch your itch.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is the in-show shipping good?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Janna and Marco?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's Manna. Jarco is Marco and Jackie.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who decides this shit? The shipping police?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whoever comes up with the catchiest name first and gets it trending with other channers, Tumblrites, Redditors and Twitter users.
                Though sometimes the names can change. Just look at how Dipper x Pacifica went from Padippica to Dipcifica.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Padippica was the fanon name until an official book had Mabel ship Dipper and Pacifica as "Dipcifica."

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was because of Dana Terrace saying it was called Dipcifica.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys, this Hispanic will never get laid with girls other than his slavemaster.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, poopskin

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only good ship

    • 7 months ago
      Smurf-fag

      Starcucks fear anybody who is on good terms with Marco

      Correct

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom should've gotten his own gay boyfriend if he couldn't have Marco.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based as long as we can also have Star x Jackie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie was turned into a lesbian by the Blood Moon Curse. Now that the curse was removed, Jackie will slowly go back to normal and see the entire thing as a lesbian phase

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugpeople > Descendants of amnesiac humans

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll forever be bitter about this particular retcon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She aged backwards after the first transformation episode?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mentally? Yes.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star fears everyone and for good reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vile

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black
    Maybe you live in Iceland but in this country that's clearly brown.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has an afro

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So white and latina women when they pay 50 bucks to the nig hair stylist.
        Doesn't make them black even if they will totally go transracial when it gets legalized.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That implies that Kelly goes to a hair stylist to make her hair resemble black hair. That’s...silly.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're magical girls in magical dimensions, what's not silly?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it always sad to see cope like this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very cool, Joao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess black Americans are actually just brown like everyone else, huh?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's black, a brown like Kelly is Zendaya or Santana

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kanye and pretty much all African Americans have brown skin. If the standard of blackness is specifically to be dark brown, then most Indians are black.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yes, we don't call them black because they hate dark dravidians for being blacker.

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