>stars in your kino AND makes your snacks AND gives all the money away

>stars in your kino AND makes your snacks AND gives all the money away

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is getting spanked by Cinemaphile as we speak

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Newman's thin and crispy pepperoni pizza is goated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His frozen pizza is pretty good. Honestly we really need more millionaire celebrities to start replacing the souless corporations that only want to feed us Palm oil, onions filler, glycerine, and corn syrup.

      came here to say this
      the pizza is good give it a try

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His frozen pizza is pretty good. Honestly we really need more millionaire celebrities to start replacing the souless corporations that only want to feed us Palm oil, onions filler, glycerine, and corn syrup.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm eating Newman's Oreos clone. The profits go to kids, so each cookie is like doing 10 pushups.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the hint o' mint version is great

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Newman's own Cum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      goes great in a pubis salad

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and was a racecar driver

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does Jerry Seinfeld think?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gives all the money away
    It's nice to give away profits after they've paid themselves. I would be interested to know what the top 10 people in the company pay themselves.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Newman was the last white man in hollywood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Does he know?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ohnonononono

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he never make an egg line?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all profits to charity
    >all charities just import turd worlders and Black personmaxx, making the world that he lived in no longer possible for future generations
    Bravo libtarded actor, you've really made the world a better place. I can't think of anything I'd want more than subsidizing Black folk and filth from turd world shitholes to make life intolerable for normal people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite Paul Newman scene is in The Verdict when he walks in a bar and without saying a thing just walks up to Charlotte Rampling's character and punches her square in the fricking jaw and it is completely justified. A lot of people talk about "you couldn't make that kind of movie today" but that's legitimately something you could not do today

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Brando was very competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando being heard shouting at Newman "You're a phony!" and walking away.
    >Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, which was what the character Newman played in "Cool Hand Luke" was depicted doing in his recent film. Newman ignored this challenge.
    >Undeterred, Brando had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. He kept count loudly as he ate the eggs, while mocking and insulting Newman constantly, "21 Newman! 21 eggs! You can't eat 21 eggs Newman! You're a phony, and I'm better than you Newman!"
    >Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "I beat you Newman! 51 eggs! You couldn't eat 51 eggs Newman, because you're a phony. I'm better than you Newman and I always will be! Don't you ever forget that!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Brando has somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs
      What kind of entourage did Brando have?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what was his fricking problem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Manlet rage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what was his fricking problem

      HEY EVERYONE, HE'S A BIG FAT PHONY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was wondering where Family Guy was referencing that from

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's dipping pizza crust into caesar dressing

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Loved his wife. Made kino. Gave us pretty good snacks. Gave it all to charity. Paul Newman is based as frick.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who convinced the Newman marketing team to target Cinemaphile?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the goat

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