started battlestar galactica what am I in for?
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extremely poorly made television
So say we ALL!
two seasons of kino and then disappointment
Despite this, S3 has the best moments in the franchise with Exodus II and The Eye of Jupiter, S4 has the mutiny arc and blood on the scales, both of which also rank among the best parts of the series - finding Earth and it being a desolate wasteland was great as well imo.
The assault on the Cylon colony is fantastic as well
Ending with Baltar`s leap of faith speech got me simply because of how absurd yet convincing it was
The actual plot resolution is dumb as frick for the series, but I don't think I could have come up with a better send-off for nearly all the cast
With some shows you either will hate all of it for it, or you manage to appreciate the other parts that were good and enjoy what you can, i do the latter with BSG.
Four seasons of spiritualkino that filters fedora tippers.
Kino that shits the bed at the end. But it's full of attractive females so it's cool
The ending was good but the mystery cylon part was bullshit and drawn out
Imagine her jacking you off and then you cum all over her arms and rub the cum into her arm hair.
im imagening
Frak
i learned wander my friends on my flute and yeah i get no pussy
Some of the most exhaustingly tedious dogshit I've ever seen. No matter how my h you want to like it, it's too hard. It's 90% filler, 5% the most moronic twists and reveals you'll ever see in television and 5% actual good content. The miniseries is good and comprises approximately 4% of the show.
lol i actually hated the miniseries and skip it on rewatches
funny how varied opinions here can be
why would anyone skip the miniseries wtf
>Made sure to specify "And they have plan" in the intro to each episode
>The writers never bothered to actually think of what the plan is
Brilliant
>yOu hAvE tO pLaN yOuR uNiVeRsEs
You are a gormless video essay watching c**t.
I watched the show as it aired. Youtube didn't even exist when it started, let alone have morons make 2 hour long essays on there (you could only upload 10 minute long videos, my zoomer friend)
Zoomies will never know youtube from before. Where literally everything ever was available in 10 minute segments
>t. Slop enjoyer
Hey, JJ!
>Writing involves planning
This statement triggers pseuds now, apparently
Turbo Black person
>Where we’re goin’ we don’t need no plot!
Go to bed Kevin Feige, the era of cutting together hours of improv footage into a movie is over.
facts
he enjoys, that's the only difference. get a life
imagine how sweaty the girls get in those space suits phwoar what great costume design
first watch mini series.
I didn't, so I had no knowledge of anything and stumbling through the series is not enjoyable at all.
>first watch mini series.
The patrician way to do it is to start with S01E01 '33', then go back and watch the miniseries as a flashback, then continue from there
Recommended viewing order
I will not do this
Your choice watching the stuff out of order.
im watching the complete series mate blu ray and yo can not stop me
The "complete" series is only S01-S04, you're missing out on stuff
I was wrong. forgive me. I have saved the watch order but already finished the first episode. should I go and watch the mini series?
If it doesn't start with a space station blowing up then yes, you should
If you've only watched the first episode I would do that but to be honest I've only watched it once using the guide, I don't know how confusing it is if you watch the series and the other stuff out of order.
The viewing order is sorted chronologically though so I think it's the best way to watch it.
>should I go and watch the mini series?
The miniseries is the start of the fricking show anon.
You started watching three episodes in?
No that is not good.
Been a long time since I watched, what happens at the end of Razor that is better off muted at first watch?
I can't really remember any more but I think it has something to do with either who is a human-like cylon or that human-like cylons exist
>that human-like cylons exist
Wasn't that established in the very first episodes? If not in the first?
As I said before, it's been a while, all I know for certain is that some story element gets spoiled ahead of time because the movie came out after the show.
autism
A sad tryhard modern american marines in space copy of a far greater original.
>Fat Apollo
So why did they fat Apollo?
You seriously can't be this autistic.
>where do you think you are
>mongolian basket weaving etc
What's your problem? My gf and I just started so, and we want to know why they fatted Apollo.
>gf
frick off
Longer version of this.
>Sneed robot sneed robot
Admiral Cain... what a pleasure to hear your voice
;_;7
One of the best moments of the show.
most of the show is terrific, the ending is a letdown and cop out, but if you can ignore that its one of the best sci fi space based shows out there with a good military aesthetic behind it.
Damn, Claire Danes looked like that!?
From like 2015-2020 there were numerous reports of a remake being bounced between writers and directors, but it seems to have finally died again.
Made me think though - other than just doing the same thing but removing all the filler, I can't really visualise how they could improve on the formula.
I just don't think they could recapture the gritty feel to the visuals and CG - that feeling of cat and mouse, with humanity in a constant state of survival with each major incident visibly reducing the number of survivors.
It's not perfect - but there's still nothing that compares. The Expanse felt like it went for a similar look and feel, but it lacked the thematic backdrop and atmosphere BSG 2004 had.
Fun series obviously written along the way with the expected shit ending. Will recommend.
I am such a mong DISC ONE WAS THE MINI SERIES
now disc 2 has the first episode
>33
I AM WATCHING ALONGSIDE THE TIMELINE ANONS X
It had a really similar trajectory to Game of Thrones. Both turned this thing that was once impossibly nerdy and turned it into something that (most) of the grognards liked but also had normies chatting around the office water cooler about. Both basically yeeted themselves out of pop culture with a bad final season.
>gets tasked to create a cult within a cult
>does so willingly
>when he paedo leader went on the run she accidentally released his location
>continued to defend up until the end of last year
She’s utterly mental.
I could have saved her.
Sweaty pits
Kino of highest order
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redpill me on Baltar
Amateur acting and camera work, cliche edgey-dark 2000s story, prime kino designs and space combat followed by an infamous finale that retroactively ruins anything good.
I still consider it kino
>There's a.. humanoid Cylon!
>Who.. can it be?
>w-what, there's TWO humanoid Cylons now..
>WHO CAN IT BE???
>NOW THERE ARE THREE!
>WHO. CAN. IT. BEEEEEEEEEEE?
>NOW THERE ARE FOUR!
>FOUR HUMANOID CYLONS, FOUR AH AH AH
>FIVE, FIVE HUMANOID CYLONS, WHO.. CAN IT BE?
>IS IT ONE OF US?
>ARE WE INFILTRATED YET?
>YES
>SIX HUMANOID CYLONS!
>DID I SAY SIX? I MEANT SEVEN!
and so on and so on.
AMOGUS
>God drakk it isn’t ANYONE here a real frakkin’ human?
>ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER
>ITS IN THE GOD DAMN SHIIIIIIIIIP
A fanbase full of Dawkin's Atheists who are still made that religion is a part of BSG, while being unable to cope that there wasn't enough pew pew pew.
Shaky Cam and Zoom Shots: The Series! It's absolute tripe that meanders its way to a shitty ending.
Another good show that fails to stick a landing at the end.
Just watch the original, it's 70s sci-fi kino
RADIOLOGICAL ALARM
Stop before watching Farm and don't look back.
>Katee Sackhoff
more like Jackoff, you know what I mean?
remember that scene in Riddick?
She showed her ass twice in Netflix's Another Life.
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>She showed her ass twice in Netflix's Another Life.
BRB, jacking off
Don't listen to the filtered morons. BSG is nonstop kino from the pilot all the way through the finale. Be psychologically prepared, though. It's no space opera sci-fi romp. It's one of the bleakest shows I've ever seen.
This
BSG is pure kino
Anyone who says otherwise is autistic
Bleakest?? You sure Black person?
Loves this show and watched it with my nerd boomer dad
he died last year. weird how when I re watch it I feel like im with him again. life is a strange thing haha
sorry anon, at least it was something nice to share with your dad
Same, but with my mom and playing restaurant empire II
grab your gun and bring in the cat, anon.
>Hello? CGI department? The CGI isn't drunk enough yet!
>MAKE IT MORE DRUNK!
>Some of this is IN FOCUS, IN FRAME, AND *BARELY* BOBBING AND WEAVING INCOHERENTLY AT ALL!
>I'VE ONLY PUKED THREE TIMES!!!!
>Be better!
honestlt the CGI cylons were wierd, their old costume-based design looked so much better too
guess it was the 00s though where people were cooming over that shit
Yeah, they have that really weird "soft" look that a lot of early CGI had (see also "Sky Captain in the World of Tomorrow")
I really want to know what causes that look.
Kino for 99%, worst fricking garbage television ever made for the last 1%.
You're in for some of the most kino scifi ever made.
Absolute kino. Ignore the gays.
Stop watching it after you are done with the first season. You have been warned.
BSG ruined scifi by turning what was once tv with some thought put in into melodrama in space with some vague ideas of spirituality that were never fleshed out to impress midwits.
Shows like SGU and Picard are a direct result of the damage that BSG has done.
*late BSG ruined scifi
Best OST of any TV show in existance.
Pure kino
I liked Stargate Universe.
Me too, fren.
If you bask in its potential, you can enjoy it. If you mourn its unrealized potential, you'll have a bad time. Most of the flaws would have been bearable if not for the stupid stones.
Cameraman with Parkinson and action zoom
Girl bossy who is best in everything (drinking, poker, fighting, flying, sniping, spying etc,etcetc)
watch Longmire instead, you'll thank me later
Been meaning to watch this. It was a fun boomer cop show from what I remember, and for some reason the aesthetic reminded me of re4
Longmire was great until the show moved to Netflix.
>watch Longmire instead, you'll thank me later
hmm looks interesting i think i will-
>netflix
not watch
The show is really good. Just skip the final season, that's the one that got pozzed by Netflix.
If the show went woke they wouldn't have fixated on Katee loosing her baby. Woke are rabidly pro abortion.
>Just skip the final season, that's the one that got pozzed by Netflix.
I don't remember a single pozzed thing about it. And I'm allergic to pozz. I literally skip and ignore a show if the summary begins with a female name or she/her.
You didn’t remember Katee Sackhoff’s character being better at everything than everyone else, and being able to blatantly disrespect the chain of command without consequence?
Honestly no. I was busy looking at her ass.
Longmire specifically refuses to make her Sheriff at the end of the series because she is too eratic for the politics of the position.
And no I don't remember her doing anything tangibly better than the rest especially Walt himself.
>Longmire specifically refuses to make her Sheriff at the end of the series because she is too eratic for the politics of the position.
This and probably to make her stay home and be available for sex 24/7.
Seconding the Longmire rec. But ignore that anon saying don't watch the final season. I remember absolutely nothing tangibly woke about it especially compared to the final seasons of Bosch or House of Cards.
Longmire is Boomer fap material.
>35-45 year old deputies treated like little kids
>The old boys club magically rallies together at the last minute and he's able to win the election against Chad deputy with a millionaire dad
>His 30ish year old lawyer daughter is so loyal to him that she won't take any law firm job that could put her in opposition to him which is basically all of them so she ends up waiting tables
>He's never punished or humbled by his refusal to learn technology and carry a phone, it's portrayed as funny that important people get fussy about not being able to reach him or that he just takes other peoples' phones when he has to make a call
Overall I liked the one-off stories way more than when they were trying to weave together a grand plot.
The Ferg rises!
>started battlestar galactica what am I in for?
decent binge sesh
Whoah, we barely survived getting advanced enough to build sentient robots.
Maybe we should give up all our technology and join this tribe of cavemen who probably have very different ideas about hygiene, use of violence, and sexual consent than we do. And of course everyone will go along with this plan, not hide away any high-tech items, and just forget about basic school knowledge like germ theory and crop rotation that would change the course of neolithic history.
>Technology nearly destroyed us. Frick it.
it's kino
But the post-production is very dated, with a "film grain i'm larping as a war documentary" effect that has aged badly. I hope there will be a 4K remaster one day.
a bunch of mormon shit
>Chad jawline
>Fearless, goes on a suicide mission back to Caprica and even gives up his seat in the raptor
>Cylon Asian wife
>QT hapa daughter who is the key to everything and an ancestor to all modern humans
Helo wins.
Meanwhile Apollo cheats on his pretty black wife with his BPD hoe ex who proceeds to die and become an angel. He ends up alone and wants to just go exploring after reaching Earth. (Good luck exploring without a boat, motor transport, domestic animals like horses/camels, mapping tools, a gun to keep away predators like cave lions.)
>started battlestar galactica what am I in for?
Nausea-inducing levels of epileptic camera work. I’m a huge sci fi fan and wanted to watch this but literally couldn’t deal with the horribly moronic camera work.
Human eyes are self-stabilising so having the camera flail around like it’s having a petit mal seizure and constant jump zooms isn’t ‘immersive’ or ‘realistic’, it’s masturbatory artifice.
The cyclons are the empire of mankind and Horus and his men are the heroes and the humans
I stopped watching when eye patch guy turned out to be Cylon.
Fricking moronic.
It's evil smoking advertising shit
>shakey cam
>snap zooms
>blown out lighting
>breathy dialogue
>no one is telling the truth
>frak
I wanted to like it, but it's tough to get through this shit
First two and half seasons of kino.
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For me its Racetrack
>ha ha the return of starbuck!
>but now he's a strong WOMAN
>Bet you feel offended eh, CHUD!
>ha ha ha
>also, a humanoid cylon
>no wait, there's two, i mean three I mean.. who isn't a humanoid cylon at this point?
>oh balterasuswhatever has another dream
>WE ARE HAVING PRESIDENTAL ELECTIONS DAMMIT
>CHOOSE THE FEMALE PRESIDENT YOU CHUD!
>hahahahaha this aint going anywhere
>its okay, we got stories for yeaaaaaaaaaaars
>maybe some spinoff movies, side stories!
Half-Life 2 of television
nothing but the rain
It's good but
they do not have a plan
that applies both in universe and BTS
Why did they drop that whole "Lords of Kobol" thing?
>started battlestar galactica what am I in for?
Mediocrity. Well produced mediocrity. Try babylon 5 instead, it is awfully produced glory.