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Season 1 is kino. Season two is kino. Season three is mediocre to bad. Season four is kino. Stop right there.
But if you stop at season four you miss out on incest bait kino.
and the treadmill scene
don't listen to this homosexual. Dexter is kino all the way through. best show of all time. 2nd best character of all time. 1st is Rick Grimes.
this
Dexter carries the show. Even if the season is subpar, all the Dexter scenes are great.
I wasn't a fan of the new season, New Blood, but Dexter carries that too
Season 5 is as good as season 3.
That's not a good thing. Season 3 and 5 sucked
something that went on for too long
Feels exactly like marrying the woman of your dreams except she has terminal cancer. She looks fine now, but you'll live through some awful shit and death is the inevitable end to your relationship.
*Sumptuous Latin music plays*
>Tonight's the night...
>SURPRISE MOTHERFRICKER
>If Rita only knew the real me, the man behind the mask...
That's basically it.
Lmao true but it’s good
Sopranos, Breaking Bad/Saul fanboys when someone says the show is shit
>FRICK YOU! THIS SHOW IS A MASTERWORK
Dexter fanboys when someone says the show is shit
>lol yeah that’s why it’s good
Who do you think got to take that prop painting home after shooting?
I love the fricking sitcom tier situations he gets himself in, they needed to do more of that lmao, like barely hiding a severed head from deb or something laugh track playing as he does a bunch of wacky antics to distract her or or stop her from opening a door lol
If it was made in the 70s or 80s it would have a laugh track
this painting is the funniest fricking moment in the entire series what were they thinking
>*Sumptuous Latin music plays*
Apparently just reading that is enough for me to remember it in my head
Accurate
None of it really makes any sense at all. It's one of those "turn your brain off" kind of shows. At a certain point, the show stops trying to meet you half way and expects you to just believe the dumbest shit possible. People make unbelievably stupid decisions for no reason, and there's no resolution or explination you just gotta accept it and move on. But by that time you won't wanna quit because you're in too deep and there's only a few seasons left.
If you can stomach some seriously, gun wrenchingly bad writing, like shit that will make you mad after watching, then go for it. Otherwise I'd serious reconsider after watching season 3 and think long and hard if you wanna dedicate hours more of your time to finish the series off. Some people on Cinemaphile love season 4, I personally didn't.
Season 1 is the only good season with no major downsides and was actually shot in Miami. Season 2 has Dexter be a piece of shit to Rita and cheat on her with a disgusting b***h all season. Season 3 has a a completely forgettable antagonist. Season 4 has Dexter be le funny out of place dad and husband with Rita and the antagonist is fine but overrated. After season 2 the Dexter voiceovers and dark passenger monologues get annoying as frick.
Season 1 and 2 are kino, unwatchable trash after that. Season 4 is shit too by the way, don't listen to anyone saying it's good, it's not. Just watch the scene of John Lithgow saying c**t on youtube, it's the only good part.
>unwatchable
Utter bullshit.
Yeah the quality nose dives but it's nearly all watchable.
I was literally unable to watch it and I recently completed Halo so to me it definitely is. I dropped it when Religion Bad Adama was in there.
It’s kino all the way, even when it sucks it’s hilarious
>Maybe if I don't blink my eyes will start watering
Unironically great advice, has helped me a lot
Hi narration sounds gay as frick, I couldn't get into the show because he sounds like a wienersucking homosexual the entire time. It's done like a movie with a family dog that thinks sassy thoughts after knocking a vase off a stand. When he kills people he overacts with CRAZY EYES and talking frantically like Jim Carrey's Riddler. This show is fricking shit garbage for morons.
Yeah that’s the point, he’s an insane moron that isn’t as cool or slick as he thinks he is. This is established in the first ten minutes.
>narration sounds gay as frick
and you're obese, so what Black person? It's a tv show, he's supposed to be literally fricked in the head and a bit cringe because he's incredibly anti-social. It works because he proves time and time again that the life he wants to live is not possible. He's one of the best anti-heroes ever created in a tv show
Watch seasons 1-4 then skip to dexter new blood and watch all episodes then skip the last and make up an ending in your head
>new blood
Unironically worse than the later seasons and definitely a terrible end to the show.
The worst thing about the later seasons is that he didn't frick Deb.
new blood is a great season and then the last episode fricking demolishes the entire franchise, just skip the last episode
New Blood is terrible.
The plot is contrived, it retcons the original show (like did they even do a single rewatch of any season?), the acting is mostly bad and it resets character development.
New blood would be good if Harrison wasn't a grating brat the entire time and I have a high tolerance for bad kid actors. The last 2 episodes where Dexter is discovered for being a killer are good though and worth watching.
They're literally the worst episodes of New Blood wtf are you talking about?
The only reason she catches him is because the writers forgot what Dexter actually used to drug his victims.
Correct me but wasn't it just "this guy who just died and this killer from Miami both have the same injection marks?" What's the problem?
Na she googles like, "murder victims horse tranquillizer" or something along those lines.
Dexter didn't use that shit because he's not moronic.
It took new blood like 6 or 7 episodes to get fricking moving and then it immediately ended in the worst possible way. Frick are you on about "great season" my ass it was a great season.
Expect her to get really wet and want to frick after each episode.
Just finished episode 1 and finished in her so yeah I’m thinking this is a good show to watch and wind down the nights with
Great show, when you’re done watch New Blood and report back. Hurry this thread is closing
Season 1 is best watch season 1-4 and then FRICKING STOP. is 3 the weakest with the latino defense or prosecutor or whatever?
Everything after 4 just repeats the dexter finds love arc and abandon all hope.
>what am I in for?
serial killer comfy kino
Haven't watched new blood but I enjoyed the show for the most part.
The whole serial killer trying to balance his murders with his family life felt kinda dragged out after season 4.
In fact the whole show felt like it was spinning it's wheels after that.
There's a serious lack of appreciation for season 7 in this thread. Ray Stevenson and Yvonne Strahovski were great additions to the cast. It felt like a bunch of mini stories but it was still in my top 4 seasons.
>season 7
only thing I remember is the goofy death Hannah's ex has where he jumps and is killed by a cgi bus or something, looked awful and hilarious
Season 7 is the third best season. The antagonist subplot is unique because he teams up with Dexter, Deb finding out and dealing with finding out about Dexter and the death of Laguerta. Hannah would be a good partner for Dexter if he hadn't been "in love" with 3 other women prior to this.
>I'm Dexter, and I'm... not sure what I am. I just know there's something dark in me, and I hide it, I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there, always. This Dark Passenger, and when he's driving I feel, alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to, he's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even.....especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel.....connected to something else, someone, and it's like, the mask is slipping, and things, people, who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter, and it scares the hell out of me.
kino until its not
Season 1 KINO. Season 2 sucks. Season 3 is alright. Season 4 is KINO. Season 5 is alright. Everything after that is unwatchable.
WHY COULDNT THEY HAVE JUST HAD HIM AND DEB FRICK?
GOD DAMN IT THEY CANT JUST OFFER ME INCEST KINO AND THEN TAKE IT BACK
>Give me the fricking creeps you know that, Morgan?
My absolute favorite character.
he should have lead his own one season show about his seal or operative or whatever days
It will make your gf horny, and you'll be hungry for a cubano sandwich
Recently rewatched and 4 is actually overrated as frick. 1, 2, 3 are pretty strong. 5 is fine. 6 and onward is pretty much trash.
Yeah I've come to think that too.
Trinity is properly creepy and probably one of the more "realistic" and interesting main season antagonists but the season itself is pretty lumbering because of the way Dexter interacts with him all the time.
season three is trash, stop pretending otherwise
Reminder Jimmy Smits almost killed a stuntman with a real knife while filming
FRENCH FRIES MOTHAFRICKA
watch it until they kill doakes,
Everyone who tells you to stop at 4 is wrong. You should watch all the seasons so that you get to experience the worst season of any popular show ever made. It's worth knowing how bad things can really get. Also season 7 is kind of enjoyable anyway
Only season 1 is kino the rest is 100% liquid dogshit
Season 2 does have some cool back story scenes
it went from cereal killer kino to 'i can change him' roastie garbage to WHAT THE FRICK DID I JUST WATCH (newblood). still good background noise (miami is max comfy.. on tv)
>has a glass of orange juice, two fried pork chops, two fried eggs, two toasts, coffee, cream and 1+ donut every day for breakfast weekdays, pancakes bacon and eggs with Rita and the kids on weekends
>Works a desk job
>Still looks like this
Dexter became capeshit after season one
It’s basically if Batman was Bateman
lotta killers in miami, pretty easy to stay fit and active
Damn that’s a confidence boost, he’s a slightly fatter version of me with smaller arms - and all I do is lift two 35 lb dumbbells and VR boxing
Perfectly fine as long as other meals aren't as massive
His other meals are basically all steaks
He has beers and porterhouses with Deb every Saturday or some shit, then a pizza night with the fake family, some dinners he goes for a grilled fish but there's also a lot of cuban fare in there...
Also did advanced Jui-Jitsu and is shown working out all the time
why didn't she come back for the snow dexter?
She def got back
ASStor
is thriller kino and comfy
Stop at the end of season 4 and it's a decent show.
Keep watching and it's shit
total reddit opinion
>he liked season 5
ngmi
If you stop before season 7 you deprive yourself of Titus Pullo in a suit.
didnt say that though did I
A show that was great for its time but didn't age too well
It aged like a fine cheese
seasons 1 and 2 are good, then it gets real goofy.