why does everyone keep asking me that?
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why does everyone keep asking me that?
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ITS SNOW SEASON SOON
there’s a plow goin round takin dicks
And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw
And behold a snow plow
>It's coming. It's bad
Run RenNER RUN OH GOD RUUUUUUUUUUUN
>snowplow comes at you fast
>and it decides what to slice into strips
Oh n-
-o, my wiener and balls!
Idk what else he'd expect getting run over by a snowplow named the Penis Bully 5000
SNOWPLOW
IMPRISONING ME
Is it true what everyone has been saying?
he plowed his last snow mound
I thought you said you were leaving Cinemaphile and not coming back.
DICK STATUS?
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
It’s okay he had foreskin that absorbed the damage but now as a result he’s circumcised like all of us mutilated goyim.
Ablative armor, just like his spaceship when he was captain firefly
I didn't actually know this meme but I've gathered it from the context itt and I'm not going to look it up to see if it's real, I'm just going to assume he got his wiener and balls chopped off by a snow plow and that's hilarious
So in reality the lower half of his body was crushed pretty badly and the shaft was cut up pretty badly. Having his dick cut off was the least of his concerns, I am genuinely surprised that he lived.
well that's a lot less funny and pretty sad actually, so I'm just going to ignore it and laugh about that movie guy getting his wiener and balls cut off by a snowplow
To shreds you say? What about his wife?
To shreds you say
Unsatisfied.
It's been a meme since day 1 i literally found out about this before the news thanks to a thread that said "HAWKEYE NOW DICKLESS" he's fine i think
its definitely there
its definitely still attached
but can it... plow?
It got cut into strips but by some miracle each of them individually can get hard, so he actually has like 5 dicks now.
aye, some say it's like a lash or a cat-o-five-tails
perfect for breaking bucks on a moonlit night they say
its just hanging by a a few ligaments and a tendon. he should just embrace and out troon out, he practially has a neo-vegana already
renner is an FtM
he looks like it