Stay back, or I'll hit you with this lamp I picked up!

Stay back, or I'll hit you with this lamp I picked up!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not what he said

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said "SQUEEZE IT NIGGUH"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHOOT
      >homie
      >SHOOT!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, he said "don't make me bust a nut man"

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick Rossovich deserved more major roles.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Script could have used a little refinement.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope somebody adopted sarah's roomate's iguana

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Pugsley 🙁

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was adopted by the animated spirit of Big Buns and lived a healthy long life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the terminator made it into a belt before he left

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always think of what I’d pick up if a terminator was in my room. I don’t have a lamp so I could only throw my cup of water right now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't make me get you wet, maaaan!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    take a bath slider, you stink

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No lamp can stop the power of Skynet

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have we ever paused to give respect to Matt the boyfriend, who went toe to toe with a terminator and actually stood his ground? Sure he got fricked up and bashed to death but it took the terminator a few tries. Most everyone else in the terminator movies got terminated on one punch or crush of a hand. But not Matt. That guy was high test and went down like a warrior.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the slider you stink guy from top gun isn't it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's a lamp

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lamps can not speak, nice try. the ones you rub are magic though.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what happened to the kid who slipped his ice cream down sarah's knickers
    Did he survive the robot holocaust

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the first to die.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always wondered why the little fricker would do that. when i was a kid i'd make sure i ate every bite of my ice cream and he just gives an entire scoop away

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is in your nature to destroy yourselves

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey uhhhhh, yous got a dead cat in there or sumthin?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay back, robot man or imma frick your circuits up! CUH

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like using a spear thrust style attack with found implements.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one, then run my tongue down your neck"
    Did he really think that would scare him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he was just a gay rapist in his private time away from his girlfriend.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't do that!

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch this the other day on Netflix or some junk
    >it's a remastered version
    >the ferocious 'PA-DUM PA-DUM PA-DUM' gunshot sound effect of his pistol are replaced with what sounds like a suppressed star wars blaster
    goddamn that was jarring

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