Here's something from the real guys : no one but the Hispanic sergeant called him Iceman, everyone called Weird Gay Al since he imitated the South Park character so well
>get fit >given a bunch of badges and medals that I can show off at formal events >got degree credits through training >gave me time off to do a short course and receive a bachelors in a STEM subject >Got to sit on a FOB on ops, virtually no danger >$70,000 payout due to hearing loss in 1 ear due to not being given adequate PPE >medical discharge >making 6 figures in the civilian sector doing shit I did in the army and was trained to do for free
Meanwhile most grads are interncucking for two years and making a fraction of what I make entry level. The army is just university for people smart enough to get paid for it. But yes, infantry are cannon fodder.
thank you for your service to zog LOL dumbfrick but for real thank you for coping after we paid you out LOL
were you servicing that ear properly? under proper conditions? WHAT? excuse me?
>loses hearing forever >gets $70k >is proud
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. I AM SORRY YOU BECAME AN INVALID. IT'S OK, IT'S NOT LIKE ALL MEDIA AND MUSIC ISN'T MIXED FOR STEREO ENJOYMENT.
>get fit >given a bunch of badges and medals that I can show off at formal events >got degree credits through training >gave me time off to do a short course and receive a bachelors in a STEM subject >Got to sit on a FOB on ops, virtually no danger >$70,000 payout due to hearing loss in 1 ear due to not being given adequate PPE >medical discharge >making 6 figures in the civilian sector doing shit I did in the army and was trained to do for free
Meanwhile most grads are interncucking for two years and making a fraction of what I make entry level. The army is just university for people smart enough to get paid for it. But yes, infantry are cannon fodder.
the point is you get to kill people you dumb fricks
almost time for my yearly watch lads
but for real I think only vets watch it or watched it and enjoy it
I want to know what average joe blow plumber in in 2009 sat down and thought hey that looks like an action movie, sat his fat plumbers crack ass down and watched the whole series
what did joe blow think
did he be all trombley and go FRICK YEAH WE KILLED THOSE HODGIES
did he go FRICK ME WE KINDA FRICKED THAT SHIT UP IN A BAD WAY
did he go WHO PROFITTED OFF THIS SHIT WTF IS GOING ON TEH FRICK IS GOING ON *ding* oh shit my hot pockets
you do type like a marine or some other zogbot thats had a few too many IEDs exploded next to his head WITH THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION AND OVERUSE OF CAPS LOCK and incoherent ramblings yeah semper fi motherfricker you smoked em real good back in the stan
Thank you for your service
>I feel like its fricking Christmas
shame the zoggies can't keep the thread alive to 50 posts
fricking useless c**ts I wanna talk about the fricking show
>This show almost made me join the military.
I joined the Army after watching Starship Troopers, movies and television are the best kind of propaganda.
can you keep it down please, I have fought in iraq and I would like it if you keep it to no caps thanks, and maybe jazz hands if you want to applause my service thank you, yes I only have hearing in 1 ear but that 1 ear over compensates so its extra loud so please keep it down thank you
oh I forgot because I was a bit discombobulated because of the CAPS, yes I know you probably think its silly but yes all caps does actually trigger me and makes my ear hurt sorry for fighting for your freedom but here is my post talking about the issue
>get fit >given a bunch of badges and medals that I can show off at formal events >got degree credits through training >gave me time off to do a short course and receive a bachelors in a STEM subject >Got to sit on a FOB on ops, virtually no danger >$70,000 payout due to hearing loss in 1 ear due to not being given adequate PPE >medical discharge >making 6 figures in the civilian sector doing shit I did in the army and was trained to do for free
Meanwhile most grads are interncucking for two years and making a fraction of what I make entry level. The army is just university for people smart enough to get paid for it. But yes, infantry are cannon fodder.
i hope Masters of Air wont just be BLM propaganda and actually some good military kino, because its been a while. I liked the recent Gyllenhaal movie, but it wasnt anything outstanding
>I liked the recent Gyllenhaal movie
moronic back to front casting. Gyllenhaal looks far more Pashtun than the Arab-looking guy they cast to be the Pashtun.
Military is a way for Whiskey Tangos to get out of poverty. So what if the price is losing a limb for Israel? Small price to pay so Jamal's kid doesn't have a shitty childhood.
Y'all should be more like Trombley.
loved these goobers
Will do, sarge
>character's name is "Iceman"
who is writing this shit
What's your nickname then, toughguy?
9k11 homosexual Obliterater
Chernobog
Check, I'll let you figure out why
more like single
"stinky" 🙁
moron
Fricktard
Smelly
Dumbass
Moron
Loser
Virgin
Eric
you know what would be great if people had to learn english before they were accepted into the fricking marines
Shittalker
Here's something from the real guys : no one but the Hispanic sergeant called him Iceman, everyone called Weird Gay Al since he imitated the South Park character so well
Stay krispie
ICE-SURE WILL!!!
>Stay Wendy's™® Vanilla Frosty®
war looks fun as frick
Can one of you pass me the NJ
>zogbots actually drink Black person juice
cant believe this
He cute
imagine getting tricked into doing that when you live in a safe country
>get fit
>given a bunch of badges and medals that I can show off at formal events
>got degree credits through training
>gave me time off to do a short course and receive a bachelors in a STEM subject
>Got to sit on a FOB on ops, virtually no danger
>$70,000 payout due to hearing loss in 1 ear due to not being given adequate PPE
>medical discharge
>making 6 figures in the civilian sector doing shit I did in the army and was trained to do for free
Meanwhile most grads are interncucking for two years and making a fraction of what I make entry level. The army is just university for people smart enough to get paid for it. But yes, infantry are cannon fodder.
>not pushing the knee meme at the VA for 3k a month
thank you for your service to zog LOL dumbfrick but for real thank you for coping after we paid you out LOL
were you servicing that ear properly? under proper conditions? WHAT? excuse me?
Pvt ramirez outstanding work your a fine boot boy
>have to suck my superiors dick when ordered
Black person tier welfare queens, the lot of them
>loses hearing forever
>gets $70k
>is proud
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. I AM SORRY YOU BECAME AN INVALID. IT'S OK, IT'S NOT LIKE ALL MEDIA AND MUSIC ISN'T MIXED FOR STEREO ENJOYMENT.
the point is you get to kill people you dumb fricks
if you keep posting like that everyone is going to know you're psycho
Charlie status?
Im calling in a fire mission on The Beach (2000)
Dumbfrick that's danger close
Hey! You are talking to a superior officer! You will watch The Beach (2000)!
almost time for my yearly watch lads
but for real I think only vets watch it or watched it and enjoy it
I want to know what average joe blow plumber in in 2009 sat down and thought hey that looks like an action movie, sat his fat plumbers crack ass down and watched the whole series
what did joe blow think
did he be all trombley and go FRICK YEAH WE KILLED THOSE HODGIES
did he go FRICK ME WE KINDA FRICKED THAT SHIT UP IN A BAD WAY
did he go WHO PROFITTED OFF THIS SHIT WTF IS GOING ON TEH FRICK IS GOING ON *ding* oh shit my hot pockets
you do type like a marine or some other zogbot thats had a few too many IEDs exploded next to his head WITH THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION AND OVERUSE OF CAPS LOCK and incoherent ramblings yeah semper fi motherfricker you smoked em real good back in the stan
Thank you for your service
troony actual, troony actual do you copy over?
You will never be a woman over.
i liked it but i cant remember any of the characters except fick because i read his book
>thread dying
thats what wearing your pyjamas into 11am gets you and lack of good quality pussy
americans are still in their wagecage or daycare centers
their shits are not combat effective
let me pull some anons to prove security
Look Brad, It's a Generation Kill thread...
thats your eyes playing tricks on you, its a zogbot cope thread
White man's gotta rule the world.
maybe in 2008 not anymore the muds gonna inherit the earth hope they treat it well
bros, is jlo finally ded or her status?
after I tap that arse it'll be dead
TANGO FRICKING DOWN
anon going in hot
dont forget your chemical filtration device before attempting fornication withit
jo-lo-actual, interrogative, is a forest mopp suit effective in jungle environments over
>I feel like its fricking Christmas
shame the zoggies can't keep the thread alive to 50 posts
fricking useless c**ts I wanna talk about the fricking show
This show almost made me join the military.
Gear and banter are great. Killing people for some misguided foreign policy not so much.
>Killing people for some misguided foreign policy not so much.
you would have been kicked out bud
>This show almost made me join the military.
I joined the Army after watching Starship Troopers, movies and television are the best kind of propaganda.
who watches people get disfigured and sent into a meatgrinder and goes "woah i wanna do this"
Are officers as useless in irl as shown in this?
there were as many competent officers in the show as there were incompetent ones
Most are pretty good, the newer ones generally don't know any better. Warrant officers are always pretty chill.
If they're a butter bar they don't know shit.
BE ADVISED, ALL SHITPOSTING ITT IS EXPECTED TO COMPLY WITH THE GROOMIN STANDARD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVING YOU, IS EASY CAUSE YOURE BEAUTIFUL
can you keep it down please, I have fought in iraq and I would like it if you keep it to no caps thanks, and maybe jazz hands if you want to applause my service thank you, yes I only have hearing in 1 ear but that 1 ear over compensates so its extra loud so please keep it down thank you
oh I forgot because I was a bit discombobulated because of the CAPS, yes I know you probably think its silly but yes all caps does actually trigger me and makes my ear hurt sorry for fighting for your freedom but here is my post talking about the issue
CAUSE I'M JUST A SNEEDAGE DIRTBAG BAYBEH
PLEASE READ THE THREAD (owwwww) before posting
moose tash
i hope Masters of Air wont just be BLM propaganda and actually some good military kino, because its been a while. I liked the recent Gyllenhaal movie, but it wasnt anything outstanding
>I liked the recent Gyllenhaal movie
moronic back to front casting. Gyllenhaal looks far more Pashtun than the Arab-looking guy they cast to be the Pashtun.
Military is a way for Whiskey Tangos to get out of poverty. So what if the price is losing a limb for Israel? Small price to pay so Jamal's kid doesn't have a shitty childhood.
>Stay frosty for Israel
How do you think Season 2: Generation Kill Palestinian Children for Isreal will be like?
>MY WORLD IS BUILT ON MEMES