Still no biopic for the greatest singer songwriter of all time. Who could play him?
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Still no biopic for the greatest singer songwriter of all time. Who could play him?
that's not robert smith
that's not paul simon
>Who could play him?
Matt Dilon
Good facial recognition software.
Rob Pat
I'd like to pat rob.
His emo is more Rob Smith
Taylor swift is much too young to have a biopic about her. Although she could star in a Tammy Wynette one.
Look at this fat lard.
How's that fat?
Are you a skin and bones midget Indian or something?
idk dude just looks fat... no visible abs, double chin etc
Compare Morrissey to any other 65 year old and you'll see that his looks are above average for that age group. Ya'll homies alway judge Moz like he's some 25 year old or something.
Exaggerating Moz's weight and calling him a fat pig is a Cinemaphile meme.
He's certainly not lean and that isn't muscle he grabbing. If youre going to make taking your shirt off a cornerstone of your performances, you cpild take better care of your body than letting it become completely rectangular
I used to look like this, and felt like shit physically and emotionally all the time. Just like 30-40 mins a day, go exercise or walk a couple miles.
https://letterboxd.com/film/england-is-mine/
As soon as he meets Johnny Marr, the credits roll. Shite film they should do a proper one.
Someone unknown.
>Now My Stomach Is Full
morrissey sucks and paved the way to white people being a bunch of wallowing, self pitying pussies. i hate bongs, they ruin everything
Intellectually clumpish posts.
>morrissey sucks and paved the way to white people being a bunch of wallowing, self pitying pussies. i hate bongs, they ruin everything
Morrissey's sense of humour was lost on Americans. He is not the villain in your story.
Anyone could play Morrissey, he's not a complex person. He's still closeted despite having been contemporaries with so many other pop stars who came out, he has boilerplate Old British Celeb opinions plus being a militant vegan, and his voice, which is largely unimpressive, could be dubbed over by any singer of average talent.
>still closeted
>a militant vegan
>riles the left with his opinions
He has a lovely singing voice.
he's very similar to Moby in that he seems to be too autistic to have relationships and is militantly vegan and convinced his political beliefs are more interesting than they actually are.
>He's still closeted
No, he's a volcel, literally me.
Boilerplate political opinions don't make media outlets ape out and try to destroy your career. He's obviously an ethnonationalist of some kind
That's not Jim Croce
hate his voice
he sounds like he was molested by catholic priests
That's not Tom Petty
he's racist now. no studio will touch him.
that's not axl rose
>I was out at a bar w him & Russell Brand in LA. An American women came up to him & said "I heard that you guys were English, I just wanna congratulate you on Will & Kate's wedding. You must be very proud.
>Morrissey just put both hands on the table, his eyes rolled back into his head, and he growled. And the table shook!
>Of all the people to congratulate for a royal wedding, you picked the most anti-royal ever.
>>I was out at a bar w him & Russell Brand in LA.
What a weird hang.
Noel is somehow friends with literally every famous person on the planet
Johnny Depp & Kate Moss both play on an Oasis B side song. Now that's a weird hang.
post a picture with more talent
Here he is with Mel Gibson.
>NG just happens to run into Johnny Marr's brother, take a ride w Johnny to a music shop & get a record deal all in the matter of a week
Name a luckier bastard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wepYti4JiCA&t=1227
God he is so insufferable
How many evergreens have you written homosexual?
might as well congratulated an american that biden or trump got elected. it'd be the same response, if not worse.
Why does he hate the royals again? Because he's Irish Catholic? Maybe he should stop LARPing as an Englishman. The Irish are just Pakis version .05.
I'd rather be a paki than a b*ng
No one wants to be a paki. They are street shitters that follow the most dysgenic religion. Somalians and Pakis are literally the worst humans on earth.
>I'd rather be a paki than a b*ng
Nigel Patel, you're in luck!
>I thought you canceled some gigs because you had pneumonia??
>Yet, here I am...
That isn't Layne Staley.
Robert Pattinson
Creed is gay and Scott Stapp is a gay
<3
hmm this sounds actually good. more songs like this?
>i can't read
is that difficult?
lmao why am i asking
are you moronic? i was asking for more good smiths songs - what is there to read?
i'm not singing you to sleep. i'm tired and i want to go to bed.
Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself instead of asking us?
>REEE DON'T TALK TO ME. I'M SCREAMING INTO THE ETHER
I like how you c**ts socialize on a message board then act like you're put out when people attempt to socialize back. Dweebs
>i was asking for more good smiths songs
They gave him the JK Rowling treatment. He loves his home and doesn't want to turn it into Pakistan, so he is evil now.
>He loves his home and doesn't want to turn it into Pakistan
Doesn't he live in LA?
There’s never been a really good musician biopic. He’s not missing out.
This thread is a 50 Days of Summer thread and none of you even realised.
They'll do him dirty and you know it.
literally who?
Paul Dano
WHERE THE FRICK IS BONFIRE AND THE OTHER ONE AHHHH
sorry but who is that?
thats not Michael Angelakos of Passion Pit
George Michael?
who the frick is that fatass?
Billy Joel!?
He was going to do a show in my town and he cancelled it, fricking b***h homie
I wish I looked like this, I am half his age and my body is far more flabby and disgusting
They made one a few years ago dummy it’s called England is Mine it was mediocure
Mediocre musician, mediocre bio.
I hate the Smiths so much it's unreal.
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm my miserable now
zender
>So, in my bedroom in those ugly new houses
I danced my legs down to the knees
kino
Is he proud of that physique?
Morrissey doesn't have sex, he doesn't care
It's been confirmed he had gay sex.
Then why would he parade his body in such a way? He almost looks like a Chris Farley skit.
He's a "feelings Chad" & prob thinks it gets his vulnerable side closer to his fans or some shit.