>Comedy Central premiered Office Space on August 5, 2001; that airing drew 1.4 million viewers. By 2003, the channel had broadcast the film another 35 times.[29] These broadcasts helped develop the film's cult following; Livingston credits the regular airings the film received on the Comedy Central cable channel for making Office Space a cult favorite: "It felt like it kind of went viral before that concept even existed."[11]
Bombed in the theaters, but was then spammed constantly on cable and made back the money that way. Oh well, you tried.
Meanwhile D&D lost 100mil, why? Why is that? You don't want to answer and admit to what people don't like about it, do you? Lololol. You'll just say "I liked it it was fun" because you're autistic lololol.
What do you want us to say? It bombed because it had brown people in it?
5 months ago
Anonymous
You know exactly why it bombed, and it has you seething. Seething so fricking hard you have spammed this autism day in day out for the better part of a year. It's the same reason this bombed.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That’s wild
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, you were asked a question. Do you have an answer? Do you have an answer for why these woke trashfires with ugly nogs keep bombing?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Huh?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Aww, you're confused? Just calm down little nog, and think. "Why do things with people who look like me always bomb?"
5 months ago
Anonymous
Who are you talking to?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Gee, you think maybe the person being replied to moron? Why don't you have an answer? Makes you seem profoundly butthurt you have no answer to wokeshit constantly BOMBing.
Why did this bomb btw?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Why did this bomb btw?
I dunno, because it had brown people in it? Must be that, right?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why ask me?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because you asked moron. Why'd this bomb btw?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are you feeling ok?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Answer the question. Why did it flop??
5 months ago
Anonymous
Guess you don't have an answer. Aww. Maybe you can tell me why this bombed?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why would I do that?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Answer the question, why did it bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why did what bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why did your other thread bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
What thread? Why'd this bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Don't play dumb now
5 months ago
Anonymous
Already archived lmao
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loser
5 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't make that thread though lmfao. That thread is clearly advocating for diverse bullshit. Why would I make a thread with the exact opposite of my view? If I'd seen it I would have argued with them.
Why'd this bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Indiana Jones 5 obviously bombed because of these two side characters of colour. It certainly had nothing to do with the 300 million budget and nobody wanting to see an 80 year old Indiana Jones.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He can’t answer any question honestly or admit to anything either, you’re better off trying to argue with a stump
5 months ago
Anonymous
Indiana Jones 5 bombed because no one wants to watch an elderly Harrison Ford attempt to prove that he can still be an action star
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I didn't make that thread though
Oh ok, I see, lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
get better material
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well see, as long as it works on you. As long as it clearly shuts you down, breaks your pattern and makes you quietly seethe. Why would I ever stop reminding you that everything you push FAILS? You're a fricking loser lmfao.
Come up with a way to address it or I'll just keep clowning on you homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
what about barbie though
5 months ago
Anonymous
You mean the movie with two white, blonde leads? LMFAO.
Why'd this bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Can you post more images of brown/black in media
5 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, but they're all gonna BOMBS! Like this. Started out with a white woman, but the second they switched to this it bombed. Huh, wonder why.
this has been going on for days now
the only explanation i have is paramount paid to have these threads not get deleted
abatap with an advertising budget
wouldn't it be smarter to spam this trash on /tg/? they're also morons with shit taste so maybe they'll fall for the "lets try to force a cult classsic" shtick
So this movie made $58 million?? Damn that's 580 more than I made this year and I've been doing D&D for over 15 years. Talk about lightening in a bottle.
>Still seething he can't ever win. >Massive bomb and failure just like the movie he shills. >He will never be a woman. >D&D will never get a sequel. >Woke ideology will never be profitable. >D&D will always be a bomb. >He will never figure out the identity of the anon (Who's totally just one guy 😉 who triggered him. >He will spend the rest of his days getting bullied by Cinemaphile getting high alone in his room painfully dilating.
>Still seething he can't ever win. >Massive bomb and failure just like the movie he shills. >He will never be a woman. >D&D will never get a sequel. >Woke ideology will never be profitable. >D&D will always be a bomb. >He will never figure out the identity of the anon (Who's totally just one guy 😉 who triggered him. >He will spend the rest of his days getting bullied by Cinemaphile getting high alone in his room painfully dilating.
This never released in theaters. It was supposed to at one point, but because of covid shit it got delayed and eventually dropped on Disney+. Happened to a lot of movies. Not just "woke" ones.
Yes, but they pulled it from theaters because it tested poorly and there was market research suggesting no one would go see it. Pre-emptive bomb. Same thing happened with this woke garbage.
5 months ago
Anonymous
What was woke about Turning Red?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Movie about a bunch of little girls discovering their sexuality. >Girl turning into red panda used as metaphor for period blood. >Disgusting plot about the girl "showing people her panda for money" in the bathroom. >Promoting prostituting herself so she can afford to go to a concert and drool over a multi-ethnic boy band. >Moral is to defy and ignore tradition and femininity.
Gee, you tell me.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Alright, I'll tell you. There's nothing woke about it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
about a bunch of little girls discovering their sexuality.
thats not woke, thats hot.
All the posting about this has convinced me to watch it.
It has my future wife Sophia Lillis in it AND Chris Pine spazzing out like Cúchulainn?
Might have been sleeping on a bit of a kino, lads.
I keep reporting them, jannies are fricking wienersuckers, same for the John Wayne threads, shot call threads, avatar threads
Fricking subhumans let spammer ruin the board, we have /b/ /s4s/ for that shit
Nah, I sage the thread, more effective, Black person
Your flick has flopped and got beaten by D&D 2000
Please. Make another thread. So far it is very low on the frontpage
>seethes and spergs this hard over getting challenged to post hands
Why are you so brown?
Have you tried covering yourself in white paint?
I can surmise that you've covered yourself in a great quanitity of other white things but have you tried paint?
I think you're a subhuman little creature because I'm a racist.
However since D&D as always been extremely american fantasy to the degree that it's origins is basically wild west adventuring with a very thin coat of renfair painted on I don't see the problem with making a the cast of a D&D film look like a 21th century american city.
It never cared about history. It never cared about the mythologies that in a roundabout way spawned it.
It was always an addled hodgepodge of slop so why should I be up in arms when the slop is changed to cater modern day american sensibilities.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why would what you care about matter? This didn't "cater to modern audiences" modern audiences rejected the movie. It was a massive bomb.
5 months ago
Anonymous
democrats suck at making memes
5 months ago
Anonymous
Infographic =/= meme.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Why would what you care about matter?
Because I'm better than you, more intelligent than you, taller than you, better looking than you, and more well read than you. >it didn't "cater to modern audiences
Can you read? I said that it catered to modern american *sensibilities* by making everyone brown, because that's how americans think the world and any other world looks like. Just like D&D has studded leather armour because american nerds in the 70's thought gambeson wasboiled leather with studs in it. >modern audiences rejected the movie
Ok, and? The vast majority of people are idiots. Maybe not quite as low functioning and idiotic as you but idiots all the same.
Non-whites in D&D does make sense, non-whites dressing like Europeans, wearing knight armor and speaking with British accents does not. They would be from Chult.
Nothing in D&D makes any sense. It is a game and a series of settings devoid of sense.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Because I'm better than you,
Stay cringe narcissistic autist.
You posted a screenshot from the opening of Poirot btw, you're an absolute pleb btfo yet again. >Can you read? I said that it catered to modern american *sensibilities*
But it didn't moron, or it wouldn't have bombed, princess. Your stupid ass gets that if what you were saying was accurate audiences would have flocked to it instead of rejecting it, right you fricking idiot? Lmfao. >Ok, and?
Your concession is accepted. If what you said was true people wouldn't have rejected it, but they did. You lose. Stay assblasted homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Bodied.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Faerun has a desert in a middle of the not-Alps. It's a whacky world in its core.
Of all popular fantasy settings, Forgotten Realms is one of the rare ones where non white humans make sense, because the whole world is pretty silly and all over the place geographically and ethnically. It's more of a mish-mash of pulpy fantasy tropes rather than an actual retelling of Western mythopoetics like Tolkien's work.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Non-whites in D&D does make sense, non-whites dressing like Europeans, wearing knight armor and speaking with British accents does not. They would be from Chult.
Wokegay, what's 208 -104? Because that's what theaters took from the box office. You aren't so profoundly stupid you think theaters do it for free like you do you you massive repetitive fricking homosexual? Lmfao, sperg about some spanish name if you concede it bombed and you're too moronic to understand basic math.
Wokegay, what's 208 -104? Because that's what theaters took from the box office. You aren't so profoundly stupid you think theaters do it for free like you do you you massive repetitive fricking homosexual? Lmfao, sperg about some spanish name if you concede it bombed and you're too moronic to understand basic math.
Glad you acknowledged it's a bomb. Way to b***h out homosexual.
You know why moron, it's in the picture! It stars two pretty, white blonde people instead of UGLY NOGS lmfao.
Same reason Captain Marvel with one blonde white woman made a billion, but The Marvels added a fat muslim and a shrieking sheboon and lost 400mil a piece for each one lmfao. WHY IS THAT?
Because it's documented the theaters were bought out by "charities" and black celebrities. Why did all it's merch sell like shit? It's almost like even after being given FREE tickets, kids didn't give a frick about it or something.
You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
Pretty fun movie, if it came out 15 years ago when I was a teenager obsessed with Infiniry Engine games I would've lost my mind. Shame about the nig paladin though, the character does a great job of emulating a high level hero helping out a low level party, but he was so obviously supposed to be Drizzt.
I did, remember? People liked the first game, expected more of the same, were bait and switched and got a disgusting story about a bulldyke everyone agrees was horrible. Why is it so poorly reviewed? And why does your only example not contain any non-white main characters? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Say, why did Black Adam with two raceswapped characters bomb?
No, you haven't. You just keep listing reasons why it should have bombed according to your narrative, but it was one of the best selling games that year. How can this be? I'm not bringing up any other examples until you answer this.
I admire your effort but you’re not going to get him to give any sort of reasoned response - he’s going to post another picture with a black person in it and scream into the void wanting to know why ‘it bombed’
Anon, we've gone over this so many fricking times. You just don't like the answer so you beat your head like a sperging going "What's 2+2? AND DON'T SAY 4 I WANT A REAL ANSWER!" It didn't bomb because people liked the first game. The first game sold well. People were bait and switched and what they got wasn't what they expected.
Here's a scathing review of it with nearly 8 million views and overwhelmingly thumbed up: https://youtu.be/QCYMH-lp4oM?si=sXIales8_dAQEtjF
If it was so well received, why isn't this scathing review thumbed down into oblivion?
This thread is about the critically acclaimed and beloved film Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriquez and Fat Dragon.
Why do you morons keep asking questions that have already been answered moron?
You know why moron, it's in the picture! It stars two pretty, white blonde people instead of UGLY NOGS lmfao.
Same reason Captain Marvel with one blonde white woman made a billion, but The Marvels added a fat muslim and a shrieking sheboon and lost 400mil a piece for each one lmfao. WHY IS THAT?
You mean the movie with two white, blonde leads? LMFAO.
Why'd this bomb?
Barbie starred two pretty, white blonde people.
As for Spider-Verse:
You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
Why'd this bomb?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
Now since you DEMANDED an answer, if you don't get your b***h ass back through the thread and account for EVERY SINGLE FRICKING WOKE BOMB posted, you fold and concede your ideology is shit forever. I'm so fricking sick of you dodging answering on a single fricking one and then demanding your shit be answered, then just runnng the frick away when your example gets ripped to shreds in front of your stupid fricking face. Do you ever get tired of being wrong or is this some humiliation kink shit you piece of shit?
>You didn’t answer the spider verse one.
Learn to read nog: >You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick? >You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick? >You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick? >You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
WHAT THE FRICK DOES THAT SAY homosexual?
Built on the back of a white character, children's animated movie made on a small budget, still underperformed, involves a black boy getting fricked in the ass by a troony.
Now are you fricking done being a fricking moron? You have yet to address a single woke bomb you homosexual frick.
so they race swapped and it worked. more movies should do that.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Keep Peter Parker. >Create a separate character.
Okay you know? Let's simplify dipshit.
That was a children's movie. Children don't always get to pick what they watch.
This meanwhile was sold to adults. Wanna guess what happened moron? It sold like shit. 60% less copies than Spider-Man with just Peter Parker. To the extent that for the next sequel Miles buck broken ass was reduced to sidekick.
Why do you suppose that is moron? Tired of getting your ass handed to you yet homosexual?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Video games are for children, schizoanon.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The average age of the video game consumer is 30 years old moron. Not my fault you're an ignorant homosexual wrong about literally every single thing your stupid woke ass flaps your dicklickers about.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The average age of the video game consumer is 30 years old moron.
This is a cope and you won’t post a source. Grow up, stop playing video games. Go get the bag.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You posted a glorified DLC, not a full game.
5 months ago
Anonymous
COPE
5 months ago
Anonymous
You still haven't been able to explain how the Spider-Verse sequel without Peter Parker managed to do better financially than the original
5 months ago
Anonymous
And your homosexual ass still hasn't responded to any of these:
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Guess that's your homosexual ass TOLD. UNG b***h. DAS RITE. Dodging that shit. You're mad you got told aren't you NOG? Eating you up you have no response b***h? Dodge again homosexual because you're TOLD you have NO response ahhahahahaahha. I'm gonna keep rubbing this in homosexual.
You won't. You're blown the absolute frick out yet again, so you're just going to go silent and change the question like you homosexuals do every fricking time you get your gayogt ass pounded. You can never not be an autistic piece of shit and just say "Okay, you're right." You always just run the frick away.
>Barbie starred two pretty, white blonde people.
But it was one of the wokest movies of the year, and had plenty of non-white side characters.
>that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker
The main character of the first one was Miles. >still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
What the frick are you on about? The second one made a ton of money as well.
>if you don't get your b***h ass back through the thread and account for EVERY SINGLE FRICKING WOKE BOMB posted, you fold and concede your ideology is shit forever.
Nope. Your whole "get woke go broke" narrative has crumbled into pieces.
Heh well the kiddos a little too young for Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023), maybe when he’s a little older. Think the movie was rated PG-13, so there’s still a wide appeal there
Why do you morons keep asking questions that have already been answered moron?
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Barbie starred two pretty, white blonde people.
As for Spider-Verse: [...] >You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
Now since you DEMANDED an answer, if you don't get your b***h ass back through the thread and account for EVERY SINGLE FRICKING WOKE BOMB posted, you fold and concede your ideology is shit forever. I'm so fricking sick of you dodging answering on a single fricking one and then demanding your shit be answered, then just runnng the frick away when your example gets ripped to shreds in front of your stupid fricking face. Do you ever get tired of being wrong or is this some humiliation kink shit you piece of shit?
Respond to it.
You won't. You're blown the absolute frick out yet again, so you're just going to go silent and change the question like you homosexuals do every fricking time you get your gayogt ass pounded. You can never not be an autistic piece of shit and just say "Okay, you're right." You always just run the frick away.
>Woke shit always bombs >Except Barbie. That's the one exception, since it had two white leads >Black Panther wasn't woke for some reason >Black Panther 2 was woke, but the success was fabricated >Spider-Verse movies don't count because they're for chidren >Raceswapped characters always make a movie bomb except when it doesn't >White characters cancel out any other wokeness in the movie
And your homosexual ass still hasn't responded to any of these: [...]
Guess that's your homosexual ass TOLD. UNG b***h. DAS RITE. Dodging that shit. You're mad you got told aren't you NOG? Eating you up you have no response b***h? Dodge again homosexual because you're TOLD you have NO response ahhahahahaahha. I'm gonna keep rubbing this in homosexual.
God you're a fricking idiot. Here's you getting BTFO again:
>A Wrinkle In Time >Dark Tower >Netflix's Cleopatra >Indiana Jones >Velma >Forspoken >Saint's Row >Cowboy Bebop >The Green Knight >Doctor Who >Turning Red >Peter Pan >The Little Mermaid >Lightyear >Strange World >Annie >Wish >Lovecraft Country
How in the frick did your stupid nog ass attribute these bombing to capesht fatigue you complete moron?
>A Wrinkle In Time >Dark Tower >Netflix's Cleopatra >Indiana Jones >Velma >Forspoken >Saint's Row >Cowboy Bebop >The Green Knight >Doctor Who >Turning Red >Peter Pan >The Little Mermaid >Lightyear >Strange World >Annie >Wish >Lovecraft Country
How in the frick did your stupid nog ass attribute these bombing to capesht fatigue you complete moron?
Most of the shit on that list isn't capeshit you fricking idiot. You didn't even fricking read it you complete idiot. Now do you have an actual fricking response or is your nog ass TOLD again?
All of those can be explained because of capeshit fatigue, franchises that no one cares about anymore, or just stuff that doesn't appeal to general audiences.
You still haven't been able to give a cohesive reason as to why these other "woke" movies were incredibly successful.
>A Wrinkle In Time >Dark Tower >Netflix's Cleopatra >Indiana Jones >Velma >Forspoken >Saint's Row >Cowboy Bebop >The Green Knight >Doctor Who >Turning Red >Peter Pan >The Little Mermaid >Lightyear >Strange World >Annie >Wish >Lovecraft Country
How in the frick did your stupid nog ass attribute these bombing to capesht fatigue you complete moron?
Okay, let's do that: >All of those can be explained because of capeshit fatigue
HMMMMMMMMMMM. So we have a list of like 30 things only maybe 6 of which are capeshit, and yet you say ALL of them are attributed to capeshit fatigue.
That's not a very "cohesive" explanation. If you're asserting family films, sci-fi, horror, adventure and documentaries "don't appeal to a wide audience" well I guess you're just plum fricking moronic lmfao.
>That's not the only thing he said.
Durr frickwit, and after that you said basically every fricking genre there is "doesn't appeal to a general audience" Wanna explain how Peter Pan and Indiana Jones suddenly don't appeal to a general audience? How fricking sci-fi and horror don't appeal to a general audience? That is the dumbest, non-answer COPE I have ever seen lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Explain why the dragon was so fat and kino or you concede that D&D was a good film that audiences loved.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Wanna explain how Peter Pan and iIndiana Jones suddenly don't appeal to a general audience?
Probably because there are already a shit ton of adaptations of Peter Pan and Harrison Ford is 80 fricking years old?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Pajeeter Pan was rejected because it was yet another Disney raceswap. Indiana Jones was rejected because it's him being replaced by a woman and shit on for being a white male. Woke doesn't sell. Every fricking thing listed bombed because people are fricking sick to death of this pandering diversity garbage. It never sold, and it never will. DEI and ESG are fricking dying and there's not a god damned thing you can do to change that.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Both are franchises that no one really cares about anymore.
People just want new things and not the same old slop. They do not give a shit if something is "woke" or not as long as they feel that the film is buying a ticket for.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>They do not give a shit if something is "woke" or not
Anon, pull your head out of your ass. there are like fifty fricking examples of woke shit bombing in this thread. How the frick many more does your stupid ass need to get smacked the frick up with before you accept no one buys woke shit?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>still uses post-capeshit fatigue capeshit flicks, boomer franchises, and direct to streaming shit as his examples
That still doesn't disprove what I said.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't address any of them. >Just spergs "capeshit fatigue" about movies that aren't even in the superhero genre meanwhile the ones which still starred white guys like Endgame and No Way Home broke box office records during "capeshit fatigue".
You just love getting blown the frick out over and over, don't you moron?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't just say capeshit fatigue. Why do you refuse to read my full reply?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't just say capeshit fatigue. Why do you refuse to read my full reply?
I started with the capeshit fatigue you gaslighting bag of shit because to begin with that was already wrong and I'm tired of you pretending that crutch explains away a single woke bomb. Let's go over the titles listed to really hammer home what a profound fricking moron you are.
Telltale Games
CNN
Terminator Dark Fate
Charlie's Angels
Witcher Blood Origin
Tomb Raider
Annihilation
Men
Ghostbusters
355
Fury Road
Ocean's 8
They/Them
Chi-Raq
Space Jam
Bros
None of these are "direct to streaming" or "boomer franchises" or "capeshit". Literally your ENTIRE moronic argument replies to NOTHING there you fricking moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Terminator, Ghostbusters and Mad Max are absolutely boomer franchises, the hell are you thinking?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Not them but how is Space Jam woke? It’s just a shitty commercial for Warner Bros and Nike like the first one.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It bombed because Labron James were pushing BLM shit when it came out. Also they desexed Lola and people thought that was moronic, a lot of women put out videos saying they hated how everything was stripping away femininity.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It bombed because it’s a dogshit movie and nearly everyone agrees. Are you fricking serious right now?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Guessing he's a furgay that got upset that they reduced the size of the girl bunny's breasts
5 months ago
Anonymous
>random vidya shit made for children >more boomer franchises like Ghostbusters and Terminator >indie flicks that no one cares about >direct to streaming slop
Still waiting on an argument that actually disproves my statement. Also, CNN is a news organization.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Also somehow CNN isn’t fricking boomer as frick. I literally know 0 people younger than 50 who watches that shit
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why the hell is Mighty Number 9 there?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Dinah. Their community manager. They hired her and the whole game went to shit. She started posting art depicting the robot as a girl and vomiting dumb shit about feminism, then banning everyone who didn't like it. She got them to change the villain to -quoting from her twitter- "a gender non-conforming, non-binary poc". and then they put out an ad shitting on their audience saying "you'll cry like anime fans on prom night." Then what do you know, it bombed and the guy's next kickstarter lost all it's support.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Annie
Are you sure people just don't care about the musical Annie in the year of our lord 2023?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Peter pan was a DTV movie. Nobody was going to watch it besides people who already own D+
>some of those arent bombs.
Every single fricking thing there bombed one way or another dipshit. All that woke shit you have no excuse for bombing other than to acknowledge people fricking hate looking at non-whites.
>Why the frick would i need to do that when other people explained it to you already?
No one has lmfao. Not a single fricking one of you. All you fricking do is sidestep them, go
>BUT BUT BARBIE! YEAH, WHY BARBIE!?!
Then you're reminded "Those were two pretty blonde white people." and you shut the frick up again lmfao. You never actually respond to why all those things bombed lmfao.
Now it's accurate, they don't apply to a general audience. Because the general audience is tired of black faces on screen an has always fricking hated raceswaps.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Because the general audience is tired of black faces on screen
Yeah no this point is moronic because Black Panther 2 made 800mil and has a nearly all-nonwhite cast and there wouldnt have been bombs over the last to years where the main characters were whites.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Black Panther 2 made 800mil
We've been over this wokegay.
1. Manufactured success:
Because it's documented the theaters were bought out by "charities" and black celebrities. Why did all it's merch sell like shit? It's almost like even after being given FREE tickets, kids didn't give a frick about it or something.
You can't claim it "made" that money if hundreds of millions of it were from black celebrities and "anonymous charities" giving people free tickets.
2.ALL of the merch sold like shit, I'll post a webm rubbing this in your face in a minute but I gotta resize it.
3. It STILL underperformed. Think about that moron, they bought hundreds of millions in free tickets and it still underperformed. Let it sink in how fricking stupid you are.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Manufactured success
Ok schizo. Disney totally wouldnt do the same for TLM, Marvels, and Wish on their 100 year anniversary.
>Because the general audience is tired of black faces on screen
Yeah no this point is moronic because Black Panther 2 made 800mil and has a nearly all-nonwhite cast and there wouldnt have been bombs over the last to years where the main characters were whites.
Webm's ready. Reminder: All the merch for this manufactured success that still underperformed sold like shit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, one example of some random Walmart not selling all of their toys is definite proof that the film bombed
5 months ago
Anonymous
You got so much more than that you pathetic piece of shit lmfao. You got a list of a bunch of the charities that gave away millions in free tickets. You were reminded it underperformed in spite of this, and you were shown proof the merch sold like shit. Face it homosexual, it's undeniable.
5 months ago
Anonymous
So why didn't they do it for Wish or The Marvels?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>first black princess in years >100 year anniversary film >Got tons of promotion >for some reason Disney decided to use that money on Wakanda Forever and nothing else
Literal mental illness with some of these people.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Given list of charities proven it happened. >Sperg the frick out and pretend they're all Disney when the names of the celebrities involved are listed and even a stupid nog like yourself could read. >Seethe you have no argument, then pretend all those charities were DISNEY. >Ask why DISNEY didn't again do a thing that outside parties did FOR THEM specifically for a black film.
Lmfao, you are the most moronic nog I've ever come across. You just can't handle those L's can you homosexual? Completely mindbroken.
5 months ago
Anonymous
So how much money did Black Panther make from these charity organizations and celebs?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why don't you scroll up to the list of charities, file name is "manufactured success" open up a calculator, add up all the money listed, acknowledge that there's others not even listed, and get back to me with a rough estimate.
I'm sure you'll lowball it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No I'm asking how it managed to break box office records just based on charity donations. Blacks don't make up a significant portion of the population, nor are many of them rich.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sure many of the charities were donated to by the same white guilt liberals that let the disgusting nog who was running BLM pocket the money and buy four mansions.
5 months ago
Anonymous
And the white guilt charities didn’t do the same for Wish because…?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Or maybe it was the same Marvel audience that made Endgame one of the highest grossing films of all time? Just a thought
5 months ago
Anonymous
And the white guilt charities didn’t do the same for Wish because…?
This particular franchise was "important" to 'the black community' which is not to say black people, but to say morons like Oprah and Whoopi Goldberg. Rich, narcissistic, progressive blacks. Basically the worst fricking people on Earth. They wanted "Black Panther" to succeed to prove their vision of a black hero could be profitable. They pretended there were dozens of black super hero movies, shows and characters that existed before it.
Wish wasn't that to them, the "black supremacists" don't give a single frick about Disney's 100th anniversary you frickin idiot.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>hand isn’t white
KEKKKKKKK
5 months ago
Anonymous
holy shit lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
How stupid are you? You think I *made* that video? I just went onto youtube and searched for "wakanda forever toys don't sell". They make videos like this for all the woke shit. You should see the ones they make for Star Wars shit lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Every time
5 months ago
Anonymous
Fricking kek
5 months ago
Anonymous
holy shit lmao
Every time
See:
How stupid are you? You think I *made* that video? I just went onto youtube and searched for "wakanda forever toys don't sell". They make videos like this for all the woke shit. You should see the ones they make for Star Wars shit lmfao.
But you're just going to edit out the (you)'s and keep replying to yourself over and over lmfao. So predictable and pathetic.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Spergs about this. >Replies to himself over and over. >Check the video >Hand is never even actually shown.
You really are triggered about woke shit bombing, huh?
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao he hates nigs so much because he hates himself, it explains everything
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nice
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Manufactured success
Ok schizo. Disney totally wouldnt do the same for TLM, Marvels, and Wish on their 100 year anniversary.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Gaslighting. You were shown an image of undeniable proof that's what happened with BP and BP2.
The reality is, they're running out of fricking money. You're saying "If they paid people off before, why'd they stop?" because they're literally fricking running out of money. You can only suffer so many catastrophic failures before you start eating it. Why do you think the review scores are dropping? No one trusts RT anymore, so the practice of paying for reviews is going away.
Literally me except I have poster of chris pine riding the fat dragon hanging above my bed and met a girl that is down to do buttstuff from starting a D&D club at my local library
How come this was the first time in years South Park became relevant again and this resonated with the public to the extent that the terms "panderverse" and "put a chick in it, make her gay and lame" have come into common usage? Why did an episode shitting all over woke shit, calling it out and mocking raceswaps hit so fricking hard?
The directors were gay and israeli and you have autism so you repeat things over and over. There's your explanation. Now say "fun" "I liked it" "fat dragon" at any point moving forward if you concede the movie is trash and you are a spamming piece of shit.
Something ot the tune of 0 hours you autismal village idiot.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>0 hours
Anon, the threads have to be made by someone else for me to shit on them. You're going to have to accept at some point you're doing the exact thing you're screeching makes all the anons triggering you so weird and pathetic. You legitimately have no life and no self-awareness
Yes, yes anon. Everyone who triggers you is one person and they have all the racial traits that make you mad. They're the crazy ones, not you. This totally doesn't show you or the delusional seething homosexual everyone's been bullying you for being for months.
>webms ready >heh you think that was my video?! >nah bro I just searched for a video that fit my narrative and put it here nice try tho haha
You’re vaxxed.
Anon there isn't a fricking hand even shown in the video you demented seething autist. Again and again you demonstrate you're a hypocritical, bigoted, racist piece of shit who just obsessively wants to push woke. You're that fat ugly nog screaming at the mexican cop "You're not white, you will never be white!" while marinating in her nog obesity. You just spew the same stupid nonsense over and over desperately hoping to annoy because you're so desperate for anything you can dox on. You know if you got a hand picture the next fricking year of your autism would be you sperging about details of the arm itself because that's all the frick you can do. You can't defend this pile of shit film, you can only attack strangers who trigger you with identity politics like the beaten, butthurt, seething troony homosexual it's obvious you are.
>Tell him he's going to edit out the yous. >He edits out the yous and just denies it.
Lmfao, every fricking time, thanks for admitting those are all you homosexual.
Nah, I'm still white moron lmfao. Cry about it homosexual. Autistically obsess over brown skin like the mindbroken homosexual you've spent a year being. You're never getting dox. You're going to sit there stewing in your filth chasing windmills forever because you're a pathetic fricking loser.
>If I just repeat it over and over that means I BROKE YOU!
No moron, you're just spamming autism like you always do. Having your end of thread spergoouot because you LOST again. Again for over 300 posts you got blown the frick out over and over.
And at the end of every thread you stew like a big autistic baby and spam moronic racebait shit that makes zero sense. This is all you have. Do you even realize how repetiie you are? Go make another thread homosexual lmfao. You think you're done? Nah homosexual. You lose yet again. Another round of you being able to nothing but spew autism about race and then getting blown the frick out again.
I remain white, and you remain an autistic troony.
Already told your sperg ass *I* didn't, but everyone who triggers you and makes you cry is one person, right?
Isn't it funny how you claim you're multiple people, but the second "one of you" gets hit it's YOU that cries foul? Lmfao, exposed yourself moron. Not my fault your stupid troon ass can't defend the movie. This is what you're reduced to. Spamming and spewing race garbage because you're buck broken a fricking woke movie bombed.
NOW GO MAKE THE THREAD AGAIN b***h LMFAO. Dance puppet.
5 months ago
Anonymous
this, the Black person will keep us entertained to defend his shit movie
seeing such moron makes me feel good being a D&D 2000 enjoyer
Well someone did, entire board's sick of your pathetic autism. You really think spamming "BROWN" "FAT DRAGON" over and over is an argument lmfao. "I BROKE YOU BY SPAMMING LIKE A moron DUUUUUURRRRR". This your life homosexual lmfao. This all you fricking have lmfao.
>entire board's sick of your pathetic autism
You don't get to speak for anyone but yourself, schizo
5 months ago
Anonymous
I don't have to, there's like six different people all making posts like "Why hasn't this shit been banned?" You want me to quote them all at once so you can see not a single fricking one is me?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well, you would just do what you say everyone else does and edit out the (you)'s, so if you want to waste the time, by all means
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, the gauntlet's been thrown so many times. We both know you're coming from some troon discord. Link an invite and I'll join and we can have it out in a voice chat. Me, you, all your troon buddies all at once. I mean I'm sure it's a really impressive number, right? And there wouldn't be anything exposed that you have to be ashamed of, right? Basically if you b***h out on this challenge you admit you're AFRAID.
You were also challenge to take this to /misc/ where our default flag shows our country and every poster has an ID. No one can samegay on there. But you b***h out of that too, don't you? Because that's all you can do. Lie about identity, and samegay. You're a cowardly piece of shit.
And you're going to b***h out again and take yet another L. Once again, I win, you lose.
Such is life.
5 months ago
Anonymous
So since nothing in that post denies that you edit out (you)'s, you don't deny that you do it? Good to know
5 months ago
Anonymous
I've never fricking edited out yous, I gave you to places where (yous) are fricking irrelevant. I told you we can prove who's samegayging by going to /misc/. Which you b***h out on because that's all you fricking do b***h. I offered to debate you live on voice on discord with all your many friends, because it's a large group of people laughing at the anon who triggers you, right? That's totally not more bullshit.
But it is bullshit. Everythign you say is bullshit, so you're just going to keep dodging the challenges like the homosexual you are.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Post a pic of your hand or concede DND was kino and the dragon was fat.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I told you we can prove who's samegayging by going to /misc/
You've never said that to me. Are you confusing me for another anon?
Okay samegay. Cry some more you don't like that your spergout got someone to report you in a thread where you're simultaneously shilling diversity. I know, it's hard for you to understand what with your autism and all.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No one's shilling diversity, it's just that a lot of these films are simply shit and that's why no one went to see them.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>No one's shilling diversity
You're shilling a woke, forced-diversity movie. You have spent over a year sperging the frick out making the same thread over and over in the pathetic hopes of annoying a stranger for shitting on a woke movie. You are SHILLING diversity wokegay.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You stated fricking Space Jam was woke and that’s why it failed
5 months ago
Anonymous
>You have spent over a year >Release Date: March 10, 2023 (SXSW) March 31, 2023 (United States)
So you also can't do math?
5 months ago
Anonymous
You were making these threads before it came out lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
"I" didn't make this thread. I do enjoy seeing you have a meltdown over being told that you're wrong.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Literally every fricking word out of your mouth is autistic gaslighting. Nothing you claim has any value because you've demonstrated yourself to be worthless subhuman filth. You lie because you know the weakness of your position, your beliefs and your argument. So it doesn't mean anything when you claim "I'm not X" or "You're a Y" because every word out of your fricking mouth is a lie. You are liar. Compulsive liars are mentally ill. You feel weak and powerless in your real life. That's all there is to it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
ironic
5 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe you should learn how to make a solid argument and not write paragraphs where you're just sperging out
Had a rip roaring time at the kinoplex with my grandad watching this. He said it was the most fun he's had in 98 years of life! He's looking forward to the sequel.
It's pretty great
Inspired me to create a D&D club and got me laid for the first time.
what was his name?
Terry and she was pretty cute
Post a pic of this bawd or greentrxt the experience.
Well fricking done anon
here what I said Tone?
he said he I got laid for the first time
then I asked, what was his name?
hehehe
I liked it so much I saw it twice
top 3, easily.
fat dragon
Pure kino
fun movie
p fun ngl
Then how come it bombed? Fun things don't bomb. D&D bombed, therefor not fun.
>Fun things don't bomb
>$10 mil budget
>$12 mil box office
ouch. presumably it did well on DVD though.
>Comedy Central premiered Office Space on August 5, 2001; that airing drew 1.4 million viewers. By 2003, the channel had broadcast the film another 35 times.[29] These broadcasts helped develop the film's cult following; Livingston credits the regular airings the film received on the Comedy Central cable channel for making Office Space a cult favorite: "It felt like it kind of went viral before that concept even existed."[11]
Bombed in the theaters, but was then spammed constantly on cable and made back the money that way. Oh well, you tried.
Meanwhile D&D lost 100mil, why? Why is that? You don't want to answer and admit to what people don't like about it, do you? Lololol. You'll just say "I liked it it was fun" because you're autistic lololol.
What do you want us to say? It bombed because it had brown people in it?
You know exactly why it bombed, and it has you seething. Seething so fricking hard you have spammed this autism day in day out for the better part of a year. It's the same reason this bombed.
That’s wild
Anon, you were asked a question. Do you have an answer? Do you have an answer for why these woke trashfires with ugly nogs keep bombing?
Huh?
Aww, you're confused? Just calm down little nog, and think. "Why do things with people who look like me always bomb?"
Who are you talking to?
Gee, you think maybe the person being replied to moron? Why don't you have an answer? Makes you seem profoundly butthurt you have no answer to wokeshit constantly BOMBing.
Why did this bomb btw?
>Why did this bomb btw?
I dunno, because it had brown people in it? Must be that, right?
Why ask me?
Because you asked moron. Why'd this bomb btw?
Are you feeling ok?
Answer the question. Why did it flop??
Guess you don't have an answer. Aww. Maybe you can tell me why this bombed?
Why would I do that?
Answer the question, why did it bomb?
Why did what bomb?
Why did your other thread bomb?
What thread? Why'd this bomb?
Don't play dumb now
Already archived lmao
loser
I didn't make that thread though lmfao. That thread is clearly advocating for diverse bullshit. Why would I make a thread with the exact opposite of my view? If I'd seen it I would have argued with them.
Why'd this bomb?
Indiana Jones 5 obviously bombed because of these two side characters of colour. It certainly had nothing to do with the 300 million budget and nobody wanting to see an 80 year old Indiana Jones.
He can’t answer any question honestly or admit to anything either, you’re better off trying to argue with a stump
Indiana Jones 5 bombed because no one wants to watch an elderly Harrison Ford attempt to prove that he can still be an action star
>I didn't make that thread though
Oh ok, I see, lmao
get better material
Well see, as long as it works on you. As long as it clearly shuts you down, breaks your pattern and makes you quietly seethe. Why would I ever stop reminding you that everything you push FAILS? You're a fricking loser lmfao.
Come up with a way to address it or I'll just keep clowning on you homosexual.
what about barbie though
You mean the movie with two white, blonde leads? LMFAO.
Why'd this bomb?
Can you post more images of brown/black in media
Okay, but they're all gonna BOMBS! Like this. Started out with a white woman, but the second they switched to this it bombed. Huh, wonder why.
That’s crazy, do you have any others?
Bodied him. If he didn’t think this was fun not only is he not white, he is 100% vaxxed.
Yeah fun movie
Then why did it bomb? Wokegay btfo.
FAT
DRAGON
Just an old fashioned popcorn flick
A turn your brain off and enjoy the ride kind of kino.
getting pretty tired of this spam
why isnt the janitor doing anything?
>Save me Black personman AHhhhhhhhHhhhh
What's the problem? We're just talking about an awesome movie we loved. Is that not allowed?
>are those people talking about a film on a television & film board? JANNIES, DO SOMETHING!!! AHHHHH
this has been going on for days now
the only explanation i have is paramount paid to have these threads not get deleted
abatap with an advertising budget
Your saying this on a board where Jannys allow AI-art spam and literal ChatGPT posts
Tetris was also very good.
wouldn't it be smarter to spam this trash on /tg/? they're also morons with shit taste so maybe they'll fall for the "lets try to force a cult classsic" shtick
I for one am looking forward to the inevitable sequel and spin-offs 🙂
So this movie made $58 million?? Damn that's 580 more than I made this year and I've been doing D&D for over 15 years. Talk about lightening in a bottle.
I really, really liked this movie 😉
You like things that bomb? What a weird little contrarian homosexual.
These were all me and I'll never stop.
fat
dragon
kino
>Still seething he can't ever win.
>Massive bomb and failure just like the movie he shills.
>He will never be a woman.
>D&D will never get a sequel.
>Woke ideology will never be profitable.
>D&D will always be a bomb.
>He will never figure out the identity of the anon (Who's totally just one guy 😉 who triggered him.
>He will spend the rest of his days getting bullied by Cinemaphile getting high alone in his room painfully dilating.
P sure you're the same person.
>OP lives in a literal shithole
>Has shit taste
Well that tracks.
One of the biggest bombs of the year!
I know, dumb nogs hate reading lol! Gosh nignogs just revel in your stupidity, don't you? Good thing anything with you in it BOMBS lmfao.
Sorry schizo, the movie is certified good.
fun movie I really liked the bit with the fat dragon lol
Why did it bomb then? It's okay, it's hard for you to answer through your tears b***h just keep spamming homosexual.
Why'd this bomb though?
That's not a movie, wasn't this a tv show?
Yeah, a tv show that BOMBED and got cancelled! LMFAO. Why is that?
Why did this bomb so hard they pulled it from theater run and dumped it straight to streaming?
Damn that’s crazy
Not really, if you're not autistic you pick up on pattern recognition. See, this bombed too! What does it have in common with the other BOMBS?
Damn that’s crazy
This never released in theaters. It was supposed to at one point, but because of covid shit it got delayed and eventually dropped on Disney+. Happened to a lot of movies. Not just "woke" ones.
Yes, but they pulled it from theaters because it tested poorly and there was market research suggesting no one would go see it. Pre-emptive bomb. Same thing happened with this woke garbage.
What was woke about Turning Red?
>Movie about a bunch of little girls discovering their sexuality.
>Girl turning into red panda used as metaphor for period blood.
>Disgusting plot about the girl "showing people her panda for money" in the bathroom.
>Promoting prostituting herself so she can afford to go to a concert and drool over a multi-ethnic boy band.
>Moral is to defy and ignore tradition and femininity.
Gee, you tell me.
Alright, I'll tell you. There's nothing woke about it.
about a bunch of little girls discovering their sexuality.
thats not woke, thats hot.
Incorrect. Sarah Gadon has been in 3 movies released in 2023 and that is not one of them.
This year Sarah Gadon was in Corner Office.
Sarah Gadon was also in North Of Normal.
And Sarah Gadon will be in Ferrari too!
Looks like a snoozefest
Filtered by Sarah Gadon kino
Say, why'd this bomb wokegays?
All the posting about this has convinced me to watch it.
It has my future wife Sophia Lillis in it AND Chris Pine spazzing out like Cúchulainn?
Might have been sleeping on a bit of a kino, lads.
>71 / 29 / 21 / 1
holy samehomosexual and new jannies batman
$50 million profit is mot bombing. I'm sorry you had to find out this was Jorge.
God you always pretend lmfao.
Theaters take 50%. Movie had a 150 budget pluts 150 marketing. Made 200mil, which means the studio got 100mil.
This movie lost the studio AT LEAST 100mil.
>3 fricking days at it
Wternal loser, D&D 2000 was better
Mods, do your fricking job
Are any of you actually reporting this? How many people have to be filing reports that are getting ignored?
I keep reporting them, jannies are fricking wienersuckers, same for the John Wayne threads, shot call threads, avatar threads
Fricking subhumans let spammer ruin the board, we have /b/ /s4s/ for that shit
byeeeeeee
Loser, get a job, try to find friends
*he said with tears in his eyes*
Nah, I sage the thread, more effective, Black person
Your flick has flopped and got beaten by D&D 2000
Please. Make another thread. So far it is very low on the frontpage
That’s badass dude!
Yoh should have seen what I did to your mother, YHAT was badass. Seen you 3 in 9 months
YHAT
i haven't seen a single one of these threads get removed this week
>announcing a report or sage
nice trap
of course Black person
why do you think i namedropped the jannies must be new? or the gay paid them off
>he must have paid the jannies off I just know it
N
Has the macaco posted hands/eyes yet or is he too embarrassed over him being a monkezilian hypermulatto?
No he’s too scared of being doxed by a picture of his hand or something
>Wokegay seething like a blubbering b***h again demanding dox because he's butthurt he keeps getting BTFO.
Didn't work out so well for you last time did it seethegay?
ah shit dude he meme'd yall. it's over
>seethes and spergs this hard over getting challenged to post hands
Why are you so brown?
Have you tried covering yourself in white paint?
I can surmise that you've covered yourself in a great quanitity of other white things but have you tried paint?
Why does a wokegay seething that movies with brown and black people bomb use brown as an insult? Is it because you know no one likes non-whites?
Why'd this bomb btw?
Hello?
I think you're a subhuman little creature because I'm a racist.
However since D&D as always been extremely american fantasy to the degree that it's origins is basically wild west adventuring with a very thin coat of renfair painted on I don't see the problem with making a the cast of a D&D film look like a 21th century american city.
D&D was 100% white until 5e.
It never cared about history. It never cared about the mythologies that in a roundabout way spawned it.
It was always an addled hodgepodge of slop so why should I be up in arms when the slop is changed to cater modern day american sensibilities.
Why would what you care about matter? This didn't "cater to modern audiences" modern audiences rejected the movie. It was a massive bomb.
democrats suck at making memes
Infographic =/= meme.
>Why would what you care about matter?
Because I'm better than you, more intelligent than you, taller than you, better looking than you, and more well read than you.
>it didn't "cater to modern audiences
Can you read? I said that it catered to modern american *sensibilities* by making everyone brown, because that's how americans think the world and any other world looks like. Just like D&D has studded leather armour because american nerds in the 70's thought gambeson wasboiled leather with studs in it.
>modern audiences rejected the movie
Ok, and? The vast majority of people are idiots. Maybe not quite as low functioning and idiotic as you but idiots all the same.
Nothing in D&D makes any sense. It is a game and a series of settings devoid of sense.
>Because I'm better than you,
Stay cringe narcissistic autist.
You posted a screenshot from the opening of Poirot btw, you're an absolute pleb btfo yet again.
>Can you read? I said that it catered to modern american *sensibilities*
But it didn't moron, or it wouldn't have bombed, princess. Your stupid ass gets that if what you were saying was accurate audiences would have flocked to it instead of rejecting it, right you fricking idiot? Lmfao.
>Ok, and?
Your concession is accepted. If what you said was true people wouldn't have rejected it, but they did. You lose. Stay assblasted homosexual.
Bodied.
Faerun has a desert in a middle of the not-Alps. It's a whacky world in its core.
Of all popular fantasy settings, Forgotten Realms is one of the rare ones where non white humans make sense, because the whole world is pretty silly and all over the place geographically and ethnically. It's more of a mish-mash of pulpy fantasy tropes rather than an actual retelling of Western mythopoetics like Tolkien's work.
Non-whites in D&D does make sense, non-whites dressing like Europeans, wearing knight armor and speaking with British accents does not. They would be from Chult.
Yeah we’re gonna dox you from a picture of just your hand, you better watch it Paco
Jennifer Lawrence got doxxed by a picture of her butthole.
That’s a movie star, you’re a housebound Mexican
Yeah you’d like a picture of my Mexican butthole, wouldn’t you. Pervert.
I
jorge, what does this equal: pretend they're soccer balls or lbs or rice or something
-150 + 208 = ?
Wokegay, what's 208 -104? Because that's what theaters took from the box office. You aren't so profoundly stupid you think theaters do it for free like you do you you massive repetitive fricking homosexual? Lmfao, sperg about some spanish name if you concede it bombed and you're too moronic to understand basic math.
Why'd this kill Doctor Who's ratings?
Because people hate women and nogs, right?
D&D bros, we can't stop winning
alright jorge if you don't get it this time you're going to have to repeat the 3rd grade.
-150 + 208 = ?
Oh so you conceded like you were instructed here:
Glad you acknowledged it's a bomb. Way to b***h out homosexual.
Alright take him away boys. He fails again well put him out in the fields to pick bananas and avocados.
Why did it bomb wokegay? Why did Paramount lose over 100 million dollarydoos?
Why did this diverse, feminist movie bomb?
Why didn't this woke movie full of feminism, diversity and trannies bomb?
You know why moron, it's in the picture! It stars two pretty, white blonde people instead of UGLY NOGS lmfao.
Same reason Captain Marvel with one blonde white woman made a billion, but The Marvels added a fat muslim and a shrieking sheboon and lost 400mil a piece for each one lmfao. WHY IS THAT?
Dear Jão.
I regret to infrom you that sage + image bumps threads.
Incorrect. Sage is sage. This isn't 2008 Cinemaphile with nokosage or other shit.
Why didn't this woke movie full of black people, girlbosses and comments about colonizing bomb?
Because it's documented the theaters were bought out by "charities" and black celebrities. Why did all it's merch sell like shit? It's almost like even after being given FREE tickets, kids didn't give a frick about it or something.
Yeah, that's definitely gonna add up to the hundreds of millions needed to make the difference between a bomb and a success.
It's millions upon millions of dollars. Why did it need that? Normal movies don't.
Why did this bomb? Incredibly low ratings and one of the worst reviewed series of all time.
It didn't. Its getting a season 2 and moronic youtubers were boosting it by "hatewatching" it
Why didn't this woke movie with a black Spider-Man and trans flags bomb? I thought audiences hated that shit?
You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
Why'd this bomb?
Pretty fun movie, if it came out 15 years ago when I was a teenager obsessed with Infiniry Engine games I would've lost my mind. Shame about the nig paladin though, the character does a great job of emulating a high level hero helping out a low level party, but he was so obviously supposed to be Drizzt.
he's meant to be the DM's gay ass NPC. perfect in the role.
Why was this game full of woke shit one of the best selling games of 2020?
Because people wanted to play with Joel, bait and switch
Why were there so many memes making fun of what trash it is?
Why did this woke reboot bomb so hard Volition shut down?
>Why were there so many memes making fun of what trash it is?
You mean memes made by the people who didn't play the game and review bombed it because of leaks? Why didn't this cause the game to bomb?
>review bombed
You mean the game was terribly reviewed? Interesting. Why did the official Avengers game starring Kamala Khan bomb?
>You mean the game was terribly reviewed?
No, it was one of the best reviewed games that year.
Why did Forspoken bomb so hard the studio that made it folded and was shut down by Square?
Because it wasn't a very good game. Why didn't The Last of Us 2 bomb? You still haven't answered this.
I did, remember? People liked the first game, expected more of the same, were bait and switched and got a disgusting story about a bulldyke everyone agrees was horrible. Why is it so poorly reviewed? And why does your only example not contain any non-white main characters? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Say, why did Black Adam with two raceswapped characters bomb?
No, you haven't. You just keep listing reasons why it should have bombed according to your narrative, but it was one of the best selling games that year. How can this be? I'm not bringing up any other examples until you answer this.
I admire your effort but you’re not going to get him to give any sort of reasoned response - he’s going to post another picture with a black person in it and scream into the void wanting to know why ‘it bombed’
Anon, we've gone over this so many fricking times. You just don't like the answer so you beat your head like a sperging going "What's 2+2? AND DON'T SAY 4 I WANT A REAL ANSWER!" It didn't bomb because people liked the first game. The first game sold well. People were bait and switched and what they got wasn't what they expected.
Here's a scathing review of it with nearly 8 million views and overwhelmingly thumbed up: https://youtu.be/QCYMH-lp4oM?si=sXIales8_dAQEtjF
If it was so well received, why isn't this scathing review thumbed down into oblivion?
>pozzed nu-DnD shit
frick off ESG shill
[X] Filtered
[X] Vaxxed
[X] Cut
Awesome flick. Went to see it with my D&D group on opening night and the theater was PACKED. Whole place was going nuts at the fat dragon scene!
Looking forward to the sequel! Hope it's just as fun!
No sequel ever, confirmed forever. Entire cast and crew have moved on to other movies. It's over homosexual.
Seeing as wokegay has evidently backed down on tlou2 and still has no response on any of the other woke bombs,
Why did this bomb? It was the least watched show ever on Disney+.
Who gives a shit
You apparently. And the person who posted it. I'd like to see wokies try and justify all these bombs.
But they never do, they just gaslight and bring up some other movie then shut the frick up when whatever their example is gets dismantled.
You’re the only person who cares
This thread is about the critically acclaimed and beloved film Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriquez and Fat Dragon.
Please stay on topic.
Because no one cares about Kamala Khan.
I'll ask you, why did Barbie and the sequel to Into the Spider-Verse do so well?
>inb4 those don't count
Why do you morons keep asking questions that have already been answered moron?
Barbie starred two pretty, white blonde people.
As for Spider-Verse:
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
Now since you DEMANDED an answer, if you don't get your b***h ass back through the thread and account for EVERY SINGLE FRICKING WOKE BOMB posted, you fold and concede your ideology is shit forever. I'm so fricking sick of you dodging answering on a single fricking one and then demanding your shit be answered, then just runnng the frick away when your example gets ripped to shreds in front of your stupid fricking face. Do you ever get tired of being wrong or is this some humiliation kink shit you piece of shit?
dont care
>eats ur dumb post
>Demand answer.
>Sperg that you don't care when you get it and it blows you the frick out.
Stay cringe wokegay.
You didn’t answer the spider verse one. It’s definitely woke and was definitely a huge success. Woke is fun
>You didn’t answer the spider verse one.
Learn to read nog:
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
>You mean the children's animated movie with a much smaller budget that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker that still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
WHAT THE FRICK DOES THAT SAY homosexual?
Built on the back of a white character, children's animated movie made on a small budget, still underperformed, involves a black boy getting fricked in the ass by a troony.
Now are you fricking done being a fricking moron? You have yet to address a single woke bomb you homosexual frick.
I liked the fat dragon. Fun movie.
so they race swapped and it worked. more movies should do that.
>Keep Peter Parker.
>Create a separate character.
Okay you know? Let's simplify dipshit.
That was a children's movie. Children don't always get to pick what they watch.
This meanwhile was sold to adults. Wanna guess what happened moron? It sold like shit. 60% less copies than Spider-Man with just Peter Parker. To the extent that for the next sequel Miles buck broken ass was reduced to sidekick.
Why do you suppose that is moron? Tired of getting your ass handed to you yet homosexual?
Video games are for children, schizoanon.
The average age of the video game consumer is 30 years old moron. Not my fault you're an ignorant homosexual wrong about literally every single thing your stupid woke ass flaps your dicklickers about.
>The average age of the video game consumer is 30 years old moron.
This is a cope and you won’t post a source. Grow up, stop playing video games. Go get the bag.
You posted a glorified DLC, not a full game.
COPE
You still haven't been able to explain how the Spider-Verse sequel without Peter Parker managed to do better financially than the original
And your homosexual ass still hasn't responded to any of these:
Guess that's your homosexual ass TOLD. UNG b***h. DAS RITE. Dodging that shit. You're mad you got told aren't you NOG? Eating you up you have no response b***h? Dodge again homosexual because you're TOLD you have NO response ahhahahahaahha. I'm gonna keep rubbing this in homosexual.
>uhhh that doesn't count because it's for children and the budget was small
Holy cope.
>DEBATE ME
lol
The one with peterparker made 384.3 million USD
The sequel made 690.5 million USD
>underperformed
lol
lmao even
>Barbie starred two pretty, white blonde people.
But it was one of the wokest movies of the year, and had plenty of non-white side characters.
>that coasted off the success of the previous movie with Peter Parker
The main character of the first one was Miles.
>still underperformed and features a black boy getting buck broken by troony dick?
What the frick are you on about? The second one made a ton of money as well.
>if you don't get your b***h ass back through the thread and account for EVERY SINGLE FRICKING WOKE BOMB posted, you fold and concede your ideology is shit forever.
Nope. Your whole "get woke go broke" narrative has crumbled into pieces.
How come Netflix's Cleopatra was so poorly received it's their worst reviewed show ever and Egypt actually sued Netflix?
got this dope themberchaud (fat dragon) ornament to hang up this year. their merch is p fun
That’s awesome that’ll look good on the ol tree
Damn that looks KINO. Cool way to celebrate a fun movie. Hopefully theres a bluray under the Christmas tree lol!
Heh well the kiddos a little too young for Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023), maybe when he’s a little older. Think the movie was rated PG-13, so there’s still a wide appeal there
More like themberCHAD.
Honestly? Fat dragons ARE kino, holy shit.
>claims everything woke bombs
>is presented with examples of successful woke things
>"uhhh, you are stupid, here's another woke thing that bombed"
Stop falling for his bait.
Read this:
Respond to it.
You won't. You're blown the absolute frick out yet again, so you're just going to go silent and change the question like you homosexuals do every fricking time you get your gayogt ass pounded. You can never not be an autistic piece of shit and just say "Okay, you're right." You always just run the frick away.
Reminder:
>Woke shit always bombs
>Except Barbie. That's the one exception, since it had two white leads
>Black Panther wasn't woke for some reason
>Black Panther 2 was woke, but the success was fabricated
>Spider-Verse movies don't count because they're for chidren
>Raceswapped characters always make a movie bomb except when it doesn't
>White characters cancel out any other wokeness in the movie
idk i haven't watched it, looks very gay and very modern dnd-like, i do like sophia albeit, hope she got a lot of money for this garbage
Ugh. That's like saying you're taller than Peter Dinklage.
is there anything scarier than dementia?
>219
>36
feels like /ag/ troon central, can jannies do their job once, fricking hell
I thought barney poster was bad. P sure OP is the same person trying to bait and just fixated on the movie due to autism
.
fun
Yeah, I always enjoy smacking your woke ass down and shutting you the frick up lmfao. That IS fun.
into the spider verse was pretty woke and it did alright. hell the first one is in the top 100 IMDb of all time
So no response on any of these then?
Guess you concede.
You got a response you are just ignored it like usual.
Fun and fat dragon.
God you're a fricking idiot. Here's you getting BTFO again:
You didn't read the entire post and just fixated on one part. Try reading it again.
So this is ignoring it?
Most of the shit on that list isn't capeshit you fricking idiot. You didn't even fricking read it you complete idiot. Now do you have an actual fricking response or is your nog ass TOLD again?
BTFO. Even the new lord of the rings is fun but im a sucker for anything LOTR.
All of those can be explained because of capeshit fatigue, franchises that no one cares about anymore, or just stuff that doesn't appeal to general audiences.
You still haven't been able to give a cohesive reason as to why these other "woke" movies were incredibly successful.
This. The Flash, Blue Beetle, and The Marvels bombed with in a few months and Aquaman is on track to bomb
Amen to that
>A Wrinkle In Time
>Dark Tower
>Netflix's Cleopatra
>Indiana Jones
>Velma
>Forspoken
>Saint's Row
>Cowboy Bebop
>The Green Knight
>Doctor Who
>Turning Red
>Peter Pan
>The Little Mermaid
>Lightyear
>Strange World
>Annie
>Wish
>Lovecraft Country
How in the frick did your stupid nog ass attribute these bombing to capesht fatigue you complete moron?
How do you explain how the dragon got so fat, huh? What was he doing down there.
Read the fricking post that you're replying to next time
Okay, let's do that:
>All of those can be explained because of capeshit fatigue
HMMMMMMMMMMM. So we have a list of like 30 things only maybe 6 of which are capeshit, and yet you say ALL of them are attributed to capeshit fatigue.
That's not a very "cohesive" explanation. If you're asserting family films, sci-fi, horror, adventure and documentaries "don't appeal to a wide audience" well I guess you're just plum fricking moronic lmfao.
>All of those can be explained because of capeshit
That's not the only thing he said. Read it again you illiterate moron
>That's not the only thing he said.
Durr frickwit, and after that you said basically every fricking genre there is "doesn't appeal to a general audience" Wanna explain how Peter Pan and Indiana Jones suddenly don't appeal to a general audience? How fricking sci-fi and horror don't appeal to a general audience? That is the dumbest, non-answer COPE I have ever seen lmfao.
Explain why the dragon was so fat and kino or you concede that D&D was a good film that audiences loved.
>Wanna explain how Peter Pan and iIndiana Jones suddenly don't appeal to a general audience?
Probably because there are already a shit ton of adaptations of Peter Pan and Harrison Ford is 80 fricking years old?
Pajeeter Pan was rejected because it was yet another Disney raceswap. Indiana Jones was rejected because it's him being replaced by a woman and shit on for being a white male. Woke doesn't sell. Every fricking thing listed bombed because people are fricking sick to death of this pandering diversity garbage. It never sold, and it never will. DEI and ESG are fricking dying and there's not a god damned thing you can do to change that.
Both are franchises that no one really cares about anymore.
People just want new things and not the same old slop. They do not give a shit if something is "woke" or not as long as they feel that the film is buying a ticket for.
>They do not give a shit if something is "woke" or not
Anon, pull your head out of your ass. there are like fifty fricking examples of woke shit bombing in this thread. How the frick many more does your stupid ass need to get smacked the frick up with before you accept no one buys woke shit?
>still uses post-capeshit fatigue capeshit flicks, boomer franchises, and direct to streaming shit as his examples
That still doesn't disprove what I said.
>Doesn't address any of them.
>Just spergs "capeshit fatigue" about movies that aren't even in the superhero genre meanwhile the ones which still starred white guys like Endgame and No Way Home broke box office records during "capeshit fatigue".
You just love getting blown the frick out over and over, don't you moron?
I didn't just say capeshit fatigue. Why do you refuse to read my full reply?
I started with the capeshit fatigue you gaslighting bag of shit because to begin with that was already wrong and I'm tired of you pretending that crutch explains away a single woke bomb. Let's go over the titles listed to really hammer home what a profound fricking moron you are.
Telltale Games
CNN
Terminator Dark Fate
Charlie's Angels
Witcher Blood Origin
Tomb Raider
Annihilation
Men
Ghostbusters
355
Fury Road
Ocean's 8
They/Them
Chi-Raq
Space Jam
Bros
None of these are "direct to streaming" or "boomer franchises" or "capeshit". Literally your ENTIRE moronic argument replies to NOTHING there you fricking moron.
Terminator, Ghostbusters and Mad Max are absolutely boomer franchises, the hell are you thinking?
Not them but how is Space Jam woke? It’s just a shitty commercial for Warner Bros and Nike like the first one.
It bombed because Labron James were pushing BLM shit when it came out. Also they desexed Lola and people thought that was moronic, a lot of women put out videos saying they hated how everything was stripping away femininity.
It bombed because it’s a dogshit movie and nearly everyone agrees. Are you fricking serious right now?
Guessing he's a furgay that got upset that they reduced the size of the girl bunny's breasts
>random vidya shit made for children
>more boomer franchises like Ghostbusters and Terminator
>indie flicks that no one cares about
>direct to streaming slop
Still waiting on an argument that actually disproves my statement. Also, CNN is a news organization.
Also somehow CNN isn’t fricking boomer as frick. I literally know 0 people younger than 50 who watches that shit
Why the hell is Mighty Number 9 there?
Dinah. Their community manager. They hired her and the whole game went to shit. She started posting art depicting the robot as a girl and vomiting dumb shit about feminism, then banning everyone who didn't like it. She got them to change the villain to -quoting from her twitter- "a gender non-conforming, non-binary poc". and then they put out an ad shitting on their audience saying "you'll cry like anime fans on prom night." Then what do you know, it bombed and the guy's next kickstarter lost all it's support.
>Annie
Are you sure people just don't care about the musical Annie in the year of our lord 2023?
Peter pan was a DTV movie. Nobody was going to watch it besides people who already own D+
You still haven't given an explanation for why the dragon was so fat.
Most of those bombed for different reasons and some of those arent bombs.
>different reasons
List them.
>some of those arent bombs.
Every single fricking thing there bombed one way or another dipshit. All that woke shit you have no excuse for bombing other than to acknowledge people fricking hate looking at non-whites.
Why the frick would i need to do that when other people explained it to you already?
>LIST EVERY REASON THESE VARIOUS PROJECTS FAILED
no. kys
>Why the frick would i need to do that when other people explained it to you already?
No one has lmfao. Not a single fricking one of you. All you fricking do is sidestep them, go
>BUT BUT BARBIE! YEAH, WHY BARBIE!?!
Then you're reminded "Those were two pretty blonde white people." and you shut the frick up again lmfao. You never actually respond to why all those things bombed lmfao.
Now it's accurate, they don't apply to a general audience. Because the general audience is tired of black faces on screen an has always fricking hated raceswaps.
>Because the general audience is tired of black faces on screen
Yeah no this point is moronic because Black Panther 2 made 800mil and has a nearly all-nonwhite cast and there wouldnt have been bombs over the last to years where the main characters were whites.
>Black Panther 2 made 800mil
We've been over this wokegay.
1. Manufactured success:
You can't claim it "made" that money if hundreds of millions of it were from black celebrities and "anonymous charities" giving people free tickets.
2.ALL of the merch sold like shit, I'll post a webm rubbing this in your face in a minute but I gotta resize it.
3. It STILL underperformed. Think about that moron, they bought hundreds of millions in free tickets and it still underperformed. Let it sink in how fricking stupid you are.
I accept your concession.
Webm's ready. Reminder: All the merch for this manufactured success that still underperformed sold like shit.
Yeah, one example of some random Walmart not selling all of their toys is definite proof that the film bombed
You got so much more than that you pathetic piece of shit lmfao. You got a list of a bunch of the charities that gave away millions in free tickets. You were reminded it underperformed in spite of this, and you were shown proof the merch sold like shit. Face it homosexual, it's undeniable.
So why didn't they do it for Wish or The Marvels?
>first black princess in years
>100 year anniversary film
>Got tons of promotion
>for some reason Disney decided to use that money on Wakanda Forever and nothing else
Literal mental illness with some of these people.
>Given list of charities proven it happened.
>Sperg the frick out and pretend they're all Disney when the names of the celebrities involved are listed and even a stupid nog like yourself could read.
>Seethe you have no argument, then pretend all those charities were DISNEY.
>Ask why DISNEY didn't again do a thing that outside parties did FOR THEM specifically for a black film.
Lmfao, you are the most moronic nog I've ever come across. You just can't handle those L's can you homosexual? Completely mindbroken.
So how much money did Black Panther make from these charity organizations and celebs?
Why don't you scroll up to the list of charities, file name is "manufactured success" open up a calculator, add up all the money listed, acknowledge that there's others not even listed, and get back to me with a rough estimate.
I'm sure you'll lowball it.
No I'm asking how it managed to break box office records just based on charity donations. Blacks don't make up a significant portion of the population, nor are many of them rich.
I'm sure many of the charities were donated to by the same white guilt liberals that let the disgusting nog who was running BLM pocket the money and buy four mansions.
And the white guilt charities didn’t do the same for Wish because…?
Or maybe it was the same Marvel audience that made Endgame one of the highest grossing films of all time? Just a thought
This particular franchise was "important" to 'the black community' which is not to say black people, but to say morons like Oprah and Whoopi Goldberg. Rich, narcissistic, progressive blacks. Basically the worst fricking people on Earth. They wanted "Black Panther" to succeed to prove their vision of a black hero could be profitable. They pretended there were dozens of black super hero movies, shows and characters that existed before it.
Wish wasn't that to them, the "black supremacists" don't give a single frick about Disney's 100th anniversary you frickin idiot.
>hand isn’t white
KEKKKKKKK
holy shit lmao
How stupid are you? You think I *made* that video? I just went onto youtube and searched for "wakanda forever toys don't sell". They make videos like this for all the woke shit. You should see the ones they make for Star Wars shit lmfao.
Every time
Fricking kek
See:
But you're just going to edit out the (you)'s and keep replying to yourself over and over lmfao. So predictable and pathetic.
>Spergs about this.
>Replies to himself over and over.
>Check the video
>Hand is never even actually shown.
You really are triggered about woke shit bombing, huh?
Lmao he hates nigs so much because he hates himself, it explains everything
Nice
>Manufactured success
Ok schizo. Disney totally wouldnt do the same for TLM, Marvels, and Wish on their 100 year anniversary.
Gaslighting. You were shown an image of undeniable proof that's what happened with BP and BP2.
The reality is, they're running out of fricking money. You're saying "If they paid people off before, why'd they stop?" because they're literally fricking running out of money. You can only suffer so many catastrophic failures before you start eating it. Why do you think the review scores are dropping? No one trusts RT anymore, so the practice of paying for reviews is going away.
>Gaslighting
Learn what words mean schizo moron
Fun movie. Loved the fat dragon bit. Packed theater. Getting it on bluray.
Literally me except I have poster of chris pine riding the fat dragon hanging above my bed and met a girl that is down to do buttstuff from starting a D&D club at my local library
>233/74/37/1
sheesh these threads are really spam threads
fun fat dragon
How come this was the first time in years South Park became relevant again and this resonated with the public to the extent that the terms "panderverse" and "put a chick in it, make her gay and lame" have come into common usage? Why did an episode shitting all over woke shit, calling it out and mocking raceswaps hit so fricking hard?
So no explanation for the fat dragon then? I accept your concession. Glad you can finally admit D&D was good.
The directors were gay and israeli and you have autism so you repeat things over and over. There's your explanation. Now say "fun" "I liked it" "fat dragon" at any point moving forward if you concede the movie is trash and you are a spamming piece of shit.
I liked it. The fat dragon was fun.
Where did it come from? What was it eating? If you can't explain how a dragon got that fat you admit D&D was great.
>you have autism
Remind me again of how many consecutive hours you've been screeching about this certified whimiscal kino?
I don't know, how many hours have you been reposting these threads dipshit?
Something ot the tune of 0 hours you autismal village idiot.
>0 hours
Anon, the threads have to be made by someone else for me to shit on them. You're going to have to accept at some point you're doing the exact thing you're screeching makes all the anons triggering you so weird and pathetic. You legitimately have no life and no self-awareness
Ironic
>"panderverse" and "put a chick in it, make her gay and lame"
Is this common parlance down in the favela?
>How come this was the first time in years South Park became relevant again
It wasnt? Everyone was talking about the future-time travel specials too.
>He's still posting
sex with tieflings
>261 posts
>39 IPs
yeah everyone loves this pile of shit
Remember, report OP if you're tired of these threads. The jannies can only ignore so many people.
the fat dragon was kinoaesthetic as frick
fun movie
I liked this movie a lot. The fat dragon bit was hilarious. Fun movie.
I laughed so much at the scene with the fat dragon hahaha
My theater (which was PACKED btw) went NUTS at the fat dragon scene, what about yours?
Yeah mine too. My theater (which was PACKED btw) went NUTS at the fat dragon scene.
Personally I went nuts when Sophia Lillis showed her armpits and was asked to leave the theatre.
Did you take out your fat dragon right in the middle of the theater anon?
OP is a subhuman, fricking mods, do your goddamn job
We are all agreed that DnD is THE Cinemaphile movie of the year, correct?
mods, do your fricking jobs
It’s literally the only good movie that came out this year you goofy little homosexual
OP is truly a fricking subBlack person
D&D 2000 stomps the 2023 turd
Yeah buddy, the movie without a kino fat dragon is sooo much better.
Get real.
get fricked
Oops sorry I messed up my quote
Scotty don’t.
the last sentence is why it is kino unlike the 2023 flop
>Marlon Wayans plays Marlon Wayans as he naturally is.
>This is somehow a racist caricature.
Black fragility is real.
I miss the fact that we could call out blacks in miscast roles. Blacks do not belong in fantasy.
>no fat dragons
GET REAL buddy.
Black person
>41 posters
Fricking hell op is growing more insane with every thread he spams
Kino flick. Loads of fun.
OP is a confirmed loser, even D&D 2000 shits all over his flopped flick
Autism has a cure and it is a bullet
You got filtered. It happens.
Filtered? Learn what words do mean, subBlack person
Extremely embarrassing thread. Imaging saving so many pictures of black people on your pc. I can imagine what your porn folder looks like.
the dnd 2k poster tries way to hard. you will never be as revered as schizo anon just give up
Yes, yes anon. Everyone who triggers you is one person and they have all the racial traits that make you mad. They're the crazy ones, not you. This totally doesn't show you or the delusional seething homosexual everyone's been bullying you for being for months.
>webms ready
>heh you think that was my video?!
>nah bro I just searched for a video that fit my narrative and put it here nice try tho haha
You’re vaxxed.
>Webms ready
What part of me specifically saying I had to resize it escapes you homosexual? God you're so fricking stupid.
You've been exposed brown boy.
Anon there isn't a fricking hand even shown in the video you demented seething autist. Again and again you demonstrate you're a hypocritical, bigoted, racist piece of shit who just obsessively wants to push woke. You're that fat ugly nog screaming at the mexican cop "You're not white, you will never be white!" while marinating in her nog obesity. You just spew the same stupid nonsense over and over desperately hoping to annoy because you're so desperate for anything you can dox on. You know if you got a hand picture the next fricking year of your autism would be you sperging about details of the arm itself because that's all the frick you can do. You can't defend this pile of shit film, you can only attack strangers who trigger you with identity politics like the beaten, butthurt, seething troony homosexual it's obvious you are.
Your skin? Brown
The dragon? Fat
This movie? Fun
Its over.
lol frick might just have to watch this movie for the memes. Also got me with Tulsa king and shot caller
He'll just accuse you of photoshop, thats what he uses. He thinks everyone edits out (You)s because he does.
>Tell him he's going to edit out the yous.
>He edits out the yous and just denies it.
Lmfao, every fricking time, thanks for admitting those are all you homosexual.
brown
Nah, I'm still white moron lmfao. Cry about it homosexual. Autistically obsess over brown skin like the mindbroken homosexual you've spent a year being. You're never getting dox. You're going to sit there stewing in your filth chasing windmills forever because you're a pathetic fricking loser.
I broke you with a single word amigo. Let that sink in. Imagine what would happen if I really wanted to break you.
>If I just repeat it over and over that means I BROKE YOU!
No moron, you're just spamming autism like you always do. Having your end of thread spergoouot because you LOST again. Again for over 300 posts you got blown the frick out over and over.
And at the end of every thread you stew like a big autistic baby and spam moronic racebait shit that makes zero sense. This is all you have. Do you even realize how repetiie you are? Go make another thread homosexual lmfao. You think you're done? Nah homosexual. You lose yet again. Another round of you being able to nothing but spew autism about race and then getting blown the frick out again.
I remain white, and you remain an autistic troony.
Explain why you reported me then #C19A6B
Already told your sperg ass *I* didn't, but everyone who triggers you and makes you cry is one person, right?
Isn't it funny how you claim you're multiple people, but the second "one of you" gets hit it's YOU that cries foul? Lmfao, exposed yourself moron. Not my fault your stupid troon ass can't defend the movie. This is what you're reduced to. Spamming and spewing race garbage because you're buck broken a fricking woke movie bombed.
NOW GO MAKE THE THREAD AGAIN b***h LMFAO. Dance puppet.
this, the Black person will keep us entertained to defend his shit movie
seeing such moron makes me feel good being a D&D 2000 enjoyer
brown
Black person
LMAO YOU REPORTED ME
Well someone did, entire board's sick of your pathetic autism. You really think spamming "BROWN" "FAT DRAGON" over and over is an argument lmfao. "I BROKE YOU BY SPAMMING LIKE A moron DUUUUUURRRRR". This your life homosexual lmfao. This all you fricking have lmfao.
>I didn’t report you, but please stop saying “brown” :~~*((
Dude, I don't give a frick. It's just you spamming and being an autistic manbaby.
>entire board's sick of your pathetic autism
You don't get to speak for anyone but yourself, schizo
I don't have to, there's like six different people all making posts like "Why hasn't this shit been banned?" You want me to quote them all at once so you can see not a single fricking one is me?
Well, you would just do what you say everyone else does and edit out the (you)'s, so if you want to waste the time, by all means
Anon, the gauntlet's been thrown so many times. We both know you're coming from some troon discord. Link an invite and I'll join and we can have it out in a voice chat. Me, you, all your troon buddies all at once. I mean I'm sure it's a really impressive number, right? And there wouldn't be anything exposed that you have to be ashamed of, right? Basically if you b***h out on this challenge you admit you're AFRAID.
You were also challenge to take this to /misc/ where our default flag shows our country and every poster has an ID. No one can samegay on there. But you b***h out of that too, don't you? Because that's all you can do. Lie about identity, and samegay. You're a cowardly piece of shit.
And you're going to b***h out again and take yet another L. Once again, I win, you lose.
Such is life.
So since nothing in that post denies that you edit out (you)'s, you don't deny that you do it? Good to know
I've never fricking edited out yous, I gave you to places where (yous) are fricking irrelevant. I told you we can prove who's samegayging by going to /misc/. Which you b***h out on because that's all you fricking do b***h. I offered to debate you live on voice on discord with all your many friends, because it's a large group of people laughing at the anon who triggers you, right? That's totally not more bullshit.
But it is bullshit. Everythign you say is bullshit, so you're just going to keep dodging the challenges like the homosexual you are.
Post a pic of your hand or concede DND was kino and the dragon was fat.
>I told you we can prove who's samegayging by going to /misc/
You've never said that to me. Are you confusing me for another anon?
Holy shit dnd schizo, this is a new low man.
Okay samegay. Cry some more you don't like that your spergout got someone to report you in a thread where you're simultaneously shilling diversity. I know, it's hard for you to understand what with your autism and all.
No one's shilling diversity, it's just that a lot of these films are simply shit and that's why no one went to see them.
>No one's shilling diversity
You're shilling a woke, forced-diversity movie. You have spent over a year sperging the frick out making the same thread over and over in the pathetic hopes of annoying a stranger for shitting on a woke movie. You are SHILLING diversity wokegay.
You stated fricking Space Jam was woke and that’s why it failed
>You have spent over a year
>Release Date: March 10, 2023 (SXSW) March 31, 2023 (United States)
So you also can't do math?
You were making these threads before it came out lmfao.
"I" didn't make this thread. I do enjoy seeing you have a meltdown over being told that you're wrong.
Literally every fricking word out of your mouth is autistic gaslighting. Nothing you claim has any value because you've demonstrated yourself to be worthless subhuman filth. You lie because you know the weakness of your position, your beliefs and your argument. So it doesn't mean anything when you claim "I'm not X" or "You're a Y" because every word out of your fricking mouth is a lie. You are liar. Compulsive liars are mentally ill. You feel weak and powerless in your real life. That's all there is to it.
ironic
Maybe you should learn how to make a solid argument and not write paragraphs where you're just sperging out
>no way to do editing like that on phones quickly.
>YOU DID IT I JUST KNOW YOU DID IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC YOU ARE!!!
>Editing pictures on phones is impossible and somehow magical because I have autism and IT JUST IS OKAY!
Your concession is accepted moron.
Had a rip roaring time at the kinoplex with my grandad watching this. He said it was the most fun he's had in 98 years of life! He's looking forward to the sequel.
>Everyone I don’t like is a samegay
>Im not mad about being called brown but I will report your posts for racism
woah that weirdo brown kid is still spamming his images in every thread about this kino flick? what a life
Nice frickin board, jannies.