The quivering, almost tentative opening few seconds makes me think of Peter Parker's innocence, but then the drums and violins kicking in is all Spider-Man baby. Course that might just be my autismo brain talking.
literally ps2 tier
the reason older cgi looks better is the films were 95% practical effects and only in short scenes like
They dont make em like this anymore
do they splurge on it
Not while Sin City, Burton´s Batman, Dick Tracy and Watchmen exist.
batman is the only capeshit that can compare to raimi spider-man, now frick off
I hate this gay homosexual image so much because you know it's literally zoomers born fricking 2002 posting it.
FRICK OFF
ironic since you're a zoomer complaining about zoomers who were born in the late 90s
unlike us elder millennials who were actually alive long enough to see the wtc whether on tv or in person
The simple line "They're all pretty" pops into my head to this very day whenever I see attractive women, as a stark reminder to always beware the roastie menace.
Peter's web shooters should be organic, as it fits the spider theme. Why should he have to build web shooters? He got bit by a radioactive spider, he should be able to shot web naturally. I stand by this. Only Raimi and his obsession with body horror understands me.
I agree with you. A 16 year old building something like that and not some military research institution is laughable. He may as well just invent a cum-gun and kill bad guys from dehydration
I always thought the majority of Spider-Mans had organic web shooters, while the minority had to invent them. Turns out I was completely 180 degrees wrong. That's so stupid.
I agree with you. A 16 year old building something like that and not some military research institution is laughable. He may as well just invent a cum-gun and kill bad guys from dehydration
I remember being really disappointed to discover he doesn't have organic web shooters in the comics.
He has them in some of the comics, just not the original.
The trannies in charge of current spider-man should go for it since apparently there's magic spider totems that choose only the worthy spider-people, which is why there are so many female and Black spiderwomen.
They don't understand that it isn't the powers or the suit that makes Spider-Man Spider-Man, it's that he chooses to help people with those powers instead of becoming a powerfull villain of the week stealing diamonds or some shit
Also, if most of universes spider-men don't have organic web shooters, a lot of them should be 'Ant man' or some other hero, since his main powers are to stick to walls and lift things 10000x his own weight, not tangle up criminals in webs
2 is great but it lacks Dafoe and MJ stringing JJ's kid along all the way to marriage just to get back with Peter irks me. It'd be one thing if they just dated but she agreed to get married knowing full well her endgame.
Zoomers wont get it. Capeshit wasn’t saturating movie market. Batman dead and Nolan hadn’t done Begins yet. All you had was Blade and X-Men movie. Add on, people been waiting decades for Spider Man movie had been tied up in legal bullshit. We almost had James Cameron Leo DiCaprio as Peter Parker SM movie in late the 90s.
Everyone gets it, the whole 'drugs change you analogy' fell flat because it was too cartoonish and not grounded enough on his personality and gripes. In fact, it could have been used to give Tobey's Peter some of the bite his version lacked, but instead we got this parody.
i actually thought andrew seemed like a perfect 90s skater nerd, kinda like what peter parker is. he looked and acted the part. i thought the first one was solid, the sequel was obviously the sequel
skater nerds were definitely a thing. think hey arnold, think power rangers, rocket power. it was definitely a thing through at least september 11, 2001
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>think hey arnold
not a nerd, his best friend is black >think power rangers
"5 teens with attitude" is the antithesis of nerd >rocket power
sam is the only nerd and he doesn't skate, he blades. fricking idiot zoomer doesn't watch the shows he uses as examples.
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Arnold never skated, the fricking Power Rangers never skated, and the Rocket Power kids were cool. Point lost.
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Anonymous
Skaters weren't nerds. Period.
There were nerds who listened to skater/emo music, but nobody who actually skated was a nerd
peter parker has never been a skater
and skaters have never been nerds
tobey is the only peter to properly embrace the nerd aspect. andrew was book-smart sure but as pointed out way too handsome and casual, and tom was just a star wars fan, which is one of the most basic levels of nerd.
Spider-Man 1 and 2 are the only actually kino super hero movies period.
Anybody that claims Nolan's soulless fricking shit Batman trilogy gets even close is literally a tryhard baby thinking it makes them seem mature for some reason.
nah
watchmen is visual kino but it really lacks the subtext and depth of the comic, and presents it pretty much all at a surface layer. i don't fault snyder for this frankly, it's just that the comic is too long to stuff into a 3 hour film.
one thing i agree with is that the jon bombs were a better idea than the squid
Raimi's films work because they're not part of an expanded universe. Spider-man is the only superhero on earth. "with great power comes great responsibility" and all that, means something when all of the responsibility is only on his shoulders.
Thats why 2 is so good, the responsibility is literally ruining his social life and education, but he still perseveers. It's a story about Peter parkers strength more than it's a story about spider-man's
>all these frickin zoomers who never grabbed their dad's sony recorder to make skating/surfing film clips for their buddies and have no idea the different classes of extreme sports enjoyers >and yet everyone in this thread knows the south park parody episode about skiing/snowboarding movie tropes
you guys spent too long indoors as kids and i weep for you
>Friendly reminder that Marisa Tomei had the best body of work of all female characters in spiderman which make tom's spiderman objectively the best spiderman
tom's spider-man is technically the most comic accurate spider-man but a younger aunt may is not and was purely to get weirdos who play incest games onboard for watching the movies
why is it with each reboot her age decreases?
given the time period spiderman was created, it was pretty frickin radical. proper scifi novels hadnt even been invented yet, not until after the atomic bomb. peter parker being a genius who can make a cool device was just neato. chalk it up to just being cool.
intredasting. i agree toby spiderman is thematically better and actually makes spiderman somewhat more unique, since there are a ton of genius inventors in the world who could probably copy peter parker's web shooters if they wanted.
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also, a lot of guys played the spiderman video games on playstation. playstation spiderman always had web shooters and you needed to collect web fluid through the game. but you could also readily upgrade web shooters in other games, like fire or electric web
Superhero films in general had sovl back then. The last good capeshit films were Iron Man 1 and maybe the Hulk remake. Everything afterwards has been goyslop.
>The last good capeshit films were Iron Man 1 and maybe the Hulk remake
winter soldier was phase 2 though
someone explained it last week or the week before but disney didn't really get a full hold of the mcu until phase 3, which is when everyone became gay and moronic. the first two phases were pretty much all marvel and paramount.
Yes.
KINOOOOOOOOO
That Elfman score still gives me CHILLS all up and down my body. Absolute kino.
Raimi Spider-man is for the kids
this is real capekino
Kek, no. Danny Elfman is terrible. All of his themes sound like pirate songs.
>Danny Elfman is terrible
Cinemaphile contrainism reaches its peack
>All of his themes sound like pirate songs.
pirate music isn't jazz you moron
>Danny Elfman is terrible
Black person who do you think did the music for Batman Returns?
The score for Batman Returns also sounds like it could fit a pirate movie too
t. has never watched a pirate movie and is just talking shit out of his ass now in order to save face
YES
Yes
Yeah
The quivering, almost tentative opening few seconds makes me think of Peter Parker's innocence, but then the drums and violins kicking in is all Spider-Man baby. Course that might just be my autismo brain talking.
No you nailed it, pure audio kino
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True
the only capeshit themes that can compete with this are batman and superman
kinographique
>capekino
>not a single cape to be seen on film
Explain yourself.
They dont make em like this anymore
>The flag at the end
Unironically got a little emotional
I hate this gay homosexual image so much because you know it's literally zoomers born fricking 2002 posting it.
FRICK OFF
WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS !
Meanwhile in the MCU
literally ps2 tier
the reason older cgi looks better is the films were 95% practical effects and only in short scenes like
do they splurge on it
batman is the only capeshit that can compare to raimi spider-man, now frick off
ironic since you're a zoomer complaining about zoomers who were born in the late 90s
unlike us elder millennials who were actually alive long enough to see the wtc whether on tv or in person
Norman is far too based in this film
The simple line "They're all pretty" pops into my head to this very day whenever I see attractive women, as a stark reminder to always beware the roastie menace.
Peter's web shooters should be organic, as it fits the spider theme. Why should he have to build web shooters? He got bit by a radioactive spider, he should be able to shot web naturally. I stand by this. Only Raimi and his obsession with body horror understands me.
I agree with you. A 16 year old building something like that and not some military research institution is laughable. He may as well just invent a cum-gun and kill bad guys from dehydration
>Jarvis, invent a cum-gun
I remember being really disappointed to discover he doesn't have organic web shooters in the comics.
I always thought the majority of Spider-Mans had organic web shooters, while the minority had to invent them. Turns out I was completely 180 degrees wrong. That's so stupid.
Same
It just makes sense
He has them in some of the comics, just not the original.
The trannies in charge of current spider-man should go for it since apparently there's magic spider totems that choose only the worthy spider-people, which is why there are so many female and Black spiderwomen.
They don't understand that it isn't the powers or the suit that makes Spider-Man Spider-Man, it's that he chooses to help people with those powers instead of becoming a powerfull villain of the week stealing diamonds or some shit
Also, if most of universes spider-men don't have organic web shooters, a lot of them should be 'Ant man' or some other hero, since his main powers are to stick to walls and lift things 10000x his own weight, not tangle up criminals in webs
Spiderman 1 is kino, but Spiderman 2 is peak kino
2 is great but it lacks Dafoe and MJ stringing JJ's kid along all the way to marriage just to get back with Peter irks me. It'd be one thing if they just dated but she agreed to get married knowing full well her endgame.
Zoomers wont get it. Capeshit wasn’t saturating movie market. Batman dead and Nolan hadn’t done Begins yet. All you had was Blade and X-Men movie. Add on, people been waiting decades for Spider Man movie had been tied up in legal bullshit. We almost had James Cameron Leo DiCaprio as Peter Parker SM movie in late the 90s.
3 is underrated
that scene is misunderstood
yes, he's more confident, wienery even
but he's still a nerd
Everyone gets it, the whole 'drugs change you analogy' fell flat because it was too cartoonish and not grounded enough on his personality and gripes. In fact, it could have been used to give Tobey's Peter some of the bite his version lacked, but instead we got this parody.
1 is great but 2 is better
2 being better than 1 is a popular and reddit take, it's wrong as usual
Sure but it's still not a top tier blockbuster it's just top tier capeshit
Best Peter Parker
Toby >>> Tom > Power gap > Andrew
Andrew is much better than tom
Andrew makes a great Spider-Man. He makes a terrible Peter Parker. He's too cool and good-looking.
i actually thought andrew seemed like a perfect 90s skater nerd, kinda like what peter parker is. he looked and acted the part. i thought the first one was solid, the sequel was obviously the sequel
>90s skater nerd
When was this ever a thing? Skaters were cool. Nerds were not.
skater nerds were definitely a thing. think hey arnold, think power rangers, rocket power. it was definitely a thing through at least september 11, 2001
>think hey arnold
not a nerd, his best friend is black
>think power rangers
"5 teens with attitude" is the antithesis of nerd
>rocket power
sam is the only nerd and he doesn't skate, he blades. fricking idiot zoomer doesn't watch the shows he uses as examples.
Arnold never skated, the fricking Power Rangers never skated, and the Rocket Power kids were cool. Point lost.
Skaters weren't nerds. Period.
There were nerds who listened to skater/emo music, but nobody who actually skated was a nerd
peter parker has never been a skater
and skaters have never been nerds
tobey is the only peter to properly embrace the nerd aspect. andrew was book-smart sure but as pointed out way too handsome and casual, and tom was just a star wars fan, which is one of the most basic levels of nerd.
Why was Spiderman so racist in this movie?
He wasn't, grow up child
OUT AM I
Spider-Man 1 and 2 are the only actually kino super hero movies period.
Anybody that claims Nolan's soulless fricking shit Batman trilogy gets even close is literally a tryhard baby thinking it makes them seem mature for some reason.
Watchmen is kino unironically too
lmao no
Spiderman 2 is kino but Watchmen isn't? Kek.
Spiderman and Watchmen are the best superhero flicks and are both completely different feeling.
Cringe Snyder cuck
I'm not though, it's his one movie with value outside of action.
Watchmen mogs 99% of the capeshit that's been made and only butthurt Cinemaphilehomosexuals disagree.
nah
watchmen is visual kino but it really lacks the subtext and depth of the comic, and presents it pretty much all at a surface layer. i don't fault snyder for this frankly, it's just that the comic is too long to stuff into a 3 hour film.
one thing i agree with is that the jon bombs were a better idea than the squid
Not while Sin City, Burton´s Batman, Dick Tracy and Watchmen exist.
>capekino
>no one in this flick wears a cape.
You's moronic.
Tobey was perfect casting and i dont care what anyone else says
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Raimi's films work because they're not part of an expanded universe. Spider-man is the only superhero on earth. "with great power comes great responsibility" and all that, means something when all of the responsibility is only on his shoulders.
Thats why 2 is so good, the responsibility is literally ruining his social life and education, but he still perseveers. It's a story about Peter parkers strength more than it's a story about spider-man's
expanded universe shit is where capeshit went from watchable to ultra embarrassing dogshit
And the reason is the oneitis in it.
Movies with oneitis are the best kinos.
i used to frickin HAAAAATE how long the intros to the spiderman movies were. i can appreciate the fanfare and introduction now
>Rewatch Spiderman 1
>Get filled with hope about humanity
>Film ends
>Look at current year
>Its the worst timeline possible
Well now don't give up hope just yet, Texas just BTFO the US government and Israel is slowly but surely falling apart. Stay strong, brother.
>all these frickin zoomers who never grabbed their dad's sony recorder to make skating/surfing film clips for their buddies and have no idea the different classes of extreme sports enjoyers
>and yet everyone in this thread knows the south park parody episode about skiing/snowboarding movie tropes
you guys spent too long indoors as kids and i weep for you
>Friendly reminder that Marisa Tomei had the best body of work of all female characters in spiderman which make tom's spiderman objectively the best spiderman
tom's spider-man is technically the most comic accurate spider-man but a younger aunt may is not and was purely to get weirdos who play incest games onboard for watching the movies
why is it with each reboot her age decreases?
Her death scene took over 5 minutes. Easily enough time for Spider-Man to swing her to a hospital, deliver some pizzas and even stop a random mugging.
blows my mind that the "actual" spiderman doesn't use webs he uses some machine that shoots webs
what kind of lame shit is that
Look if we want accuracy and realism he would shoot it out his butthole so let's not worry about it.
it's fricking moronic and you're a moron for defending it
>it's realistic for a human to shoot webs out their ass cause spiders do
moron
what's stopping him from having glands in his arms???
What's stopping you from enjoying a kino? Autism?
it's fake shit which leads to people like miles
uhhh that's not how it works sweatie, it's a separate organ
given the time period spiderman was created, it was pretty frickin radical. proper scifi novels hadnt even been invented yet, not until after the atomic bomb. peter parker being a genius who can make a cool device was just neato. chalk it up to just being cool.
never mind, thought spiderman was from the 1930s
>they can retcon a superhero to be another gender but not that they gain powers
lol llol lmao
Hey man, if you were like me and watched the 1990's spiderman cartoon, seeing peter parker shoot web FROM his body was like whoooooooooaaaaaaa
I have only seen toby spiderman 1 and the two movies with gwen so it was pretty shocking and legitimately weird that they don't have the ability
intredasting. i agree toby spiderman is thematically better and actually makes spiderman somewhat more unique, since there are a ton of genius inventors in the world who could probably copy peter parker's web shooters if they wanted.
also, a lot of guys played the spiderman video games on playstation. playstation spiderman always had web shooters and you needed to collect web fluid through the game. but you could also readily upgrade web shooters in other games, like fire or electric web
>proper scifi novels hadnt even been invented yet
>thought spiderman was from the 1930s
jules verne died in 1905 anon
Superhero films in general had sovl back then. The last good capeshit films were Iron Man 1 and maybe the Hulk remake. Everything afterwards has been goyslop.
>The last good capeshit films were Iron Man 1 and maybe the Hulk remake
winter soldier was phase 2 though
someone explained it last week or the week before but disney didn't really get a full hold of the mcu until phase 3, which is when everyone became gay and moronic. the first two phases were pretty much all marvel and paramount.