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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINOOOOOOOOO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That Elfman score still gives me CHILLS all up and down my body. Absolute kino.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raimi Spider-man is for the kids
        this is real capekino

        Kek, no. Danny Elfman is terrible. All of his themes sound like pirate songs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Danny Elfman is terrible
          Cinemaphile contrainism reaches its peack

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All of his themes sound like pirate songs.
          pirate music isn't jazz you moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Danny Elfman is terrible
          Black person who do you think did the music for Batman Returns?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The score for Batman Returns also sounds like it could fit a pirate movie too

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. has never watched a pirate movie and is just talking shit out of his ass now in order to save face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR7Tm8yns7A
        Yes.

        Yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5Irvc4Je8

      YES

      The quivering, almost tentative opening few seconds makes me think of Peter Parker's innocence, but then the drums and violins kicking in is all Spider-Man baby. Course that might just be my autismo brain talking.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you nailed it, pure audio kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=0rci2bBMfDbuwhkP

      3 is underrated

      True

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only capeshit themes that can compete with this are batman and superman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinographique

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >capekino
    >not a single cape to be seen on film
    Explain yourself.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They dont make em like this anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The flag at the end
      Unironically got a little emotional

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this gay homosexual image so much because you know it's literally zoomers born fricking 2002 posting it.

        FRICK OFF

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS !

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile in the MCU

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally PS2 tier
          the reason older cgi looks better is the films were 95% practical effects and only in short scenes like

          They dont make em like this anymore

          do they splurge on it

          Not while Sin City, Burton´s Batman, Dick Tracy and Watchmen exist.

          batman is the only capeshit that can compare to raimi spider-man, now frick off

          I hate this gay homosexual image so much because you know it's literally zoomers born fricking 2002 posting it.

          FRICK OFF

          ironic since you're a zoomer complaining about zoomers who were born in the late 90s
          unlike us elder millennials who were actually alive long enough to see the wtc whether on tv or in person

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Norman is far too based in this film

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The simple line "They're all pretty" pops into my head to this very day whenever I see attractive women, as a stark reminder to always beware the roastie menace.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter's web shooters should be organic, as it fits the spider theme. Why should he have to build web shooters? He got bit by a radioactive spider, he should be able to shot web naturally. I stand by this. Only Raimi and his obsession with body horror understands me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you. A 16 year old building something like that and not some military research institution is laughable. He may as well just invent a cum-gun and kill bad guys from dehydration

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jarvis, invent a cum-gun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember being really disappointed to discover he doesn't have organic web shooters in the comics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought the majority of Spider-Mans had organic web shooters, while the minority had to invent them. Turns out I was completely 180 degrees wrong. That's so stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same
        It just makes sense

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you. A 16 year old building something like that and not some military research institution is laughable. He may as well just invent a cum-gun and kill bad guys from dehydration

      I remember being really disappointed to discover he doesn't have organic web shooters in the comics.

      He has them in some of the comics, just not the original.
      The trannies in charge of current spider-man should go for it since apparently there's magic spider totems that choose only the worthy spider-people, which is why there are so many female and Black spiderwomen.

      They don't understand that it isn't the powers or the suit that makes Spider-Man Spider-Man, it's that he chooses to help people with those powers instead of becoming a powerfull villain of the week stealing diamonds or some shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also, if most of universes spider-men don't have organic web shooters, a lot of them should be 'Ant man' or some other hero, since his main powers are to stick to walls and lift things 10000x his own weight, not tangle up criminals in webs

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman 1 is kino, but Spiderman 2 is peak kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 is great but it lacks Dafoe and MJ stringing JJ's kid along all the way to marriage just to get back with Peter irks me. It'd be one thing if they just dated but she agreed to get married knowing full well her endgame.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers wont get it. Capeshit wasn’t saturating movie market. Batman dead and Nolan hadn’t done Begins yet. All you had was Blade and X-Men movie. Add on, people been waiting decades for Spider Man movie had been tied up in legal bullshit. We almost had James Cameron Leo DiCaprio as Peter Parker SM movie in late the 90s.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 is underrated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that scene is misunderstood
      yes, he's more confident, wienery even
      but he's still a nerd

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone gets it, the whole 'drugs change you analogy' fell flat because it was too cartoonish and not grounded enough on his personality and gripes. In fact, it could have been used to give Tobey's Peter some of the bite his version lacked, but instead we got this parody.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 is great but 2 is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 being better than 1 is a popular and reddit take, it's wrong as usual

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure but it's still not a top tier blockbuster it's just top tier capeshit

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Peter Parker
    Toby >>> Tom > Power gap > Andrew

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andrew is much better than tom

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Andrew makes a great Spider-Man. He makes a terrible Peter Parker. He's too cool and good-looking.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i actually thought andrew seemed like a perfect 90s skater nerd, kinda like what peter parker is. he looked and acted the part. i thought the first one was solid, the sequel was obviously the sequel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >90s skater nerd
            When was this ever a thing? Skaters were cool. Nerds were not.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              skater nerds were definitely a thing. think hey arnold, think power rangers, rocket power. it was definitely a thing through at least september 11, 2001

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >think hey arnold
                not a nerd, his best friend is black
                >think power rangers
                "5 teens with attitude" is the antithesis of nerd
                >rocket power
                sam is the only nerd and he doesn't skate, he blades. fricking idiot zoomer doesn't watch the shows he uses as examples.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Arnold never skated, the fricking Power Rangers never skated, and the Rocket Power kids were cool. Point lost.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Skaters weren't nerds. Period.
                There were nerds who listened to skater/emo music, but nobody who actually skated was a nerd

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            peter parker has never been a skater
            and skaters have never been nerds
            tobey is the only peter to properly embrace the nerd aspect. andrew was book-smart sure but as pointed out way too handsome and casual, and tom was just a star wars fan, which is one of the most basic levels of nerd.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Spiderman so racist in this movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't, grow up child

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OUT AM I

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man 1 and 2 are the only actually kino super hero movies period.

    Anybody that claims Nolan's soulless fricking shit Batman trilogy gets even close is literally a tryhard baby thinking it makes them seem mature for some reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watchmen is kino unironically too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao no

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spiderman 2 is kino but Watchmen isn't? Kek.
          Spiderman and Watchmen are the best superhero flicks and are both completely different feeling.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe Snyder cuck

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not though, it's his one movie with value outside of action.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe Snyder cuck

          Watchmen mogs 99% of the capeshit that's been made and only butthurt Cinemaphilehomosexuals disagree.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah
            watchmen is visual kino but it really lacks the subtext and depth of the comic, and presents it pretty much all at a surface layer. i don't fault snyder for this frankly, it's just that the comic is too long to stuff into a 3 hour film.
            one thing i agree with is that the jon bombs were a better idea than the squid

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not while Sin City, Burton´s Batman, Dick Tracy and Watchmen exist.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >capekino
    >no one in this flick wears a cape.
    You's moronic.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tobey was perfect casting and i dont care what anyone else says

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it before and I'll say it again

    Raimi's films work because they're not part of an expanded universe. Spider-man is the only superhero on earth. "with great power comes great responsibility" and all that, means something when all of the responsibility is only on his shoulders.
    Thats why 2 is so good, the responsibility is literally ruining his social life and education, but he still perseveers. It's a story about Peter parkers strength more than it's a story about spider-man's

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      expanded universe shit is where capeshit went from watchable to ultra embarrassing dogshit

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And the reason is the oneitis in it.
    Movies with oneitis are the best kinos.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to frickin HAAAAATE how long the intros to the spiderman movies were. i can appreciate the fanfare and introduction now

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rewatch Spiderman 1
    >Get filled with hope about humanity
    >Film ends
    >Look at current year
    >Its the worst timeline possible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well now don't give up hope just yet, Texas just BTFO the US government and Israel is slowly but surely falling apart. Stay strong, brother.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these frickin zoomers who never grabbed their dad's sony recorder to make skating/surfing film clips for their buddies and have no idea the different classes of extreme sports enjoyers
    >and yet everyone in this thread knows the south park parody episode about skiing/snowboarding movie tropes
    you guys spent too long indoors as kids and i weep for you

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Friendly reminder that Marisa Tomei had the best body of work of all female characters in spiderman which make tom's spiderman objectively the best spiderman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tom's spider-man is technically the most comic accurate spider-man but a younger aunt may is not and was purely to get weirdos who play incest games onboard for watching the movies
      why is it with each reboot her age decreases?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her death scene took over 5 minutes. Easily enough time for Spider-Man to swing her to a hospital, deliver some pizzas and even stop a random mugging.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blows my mind that the "actual" spiderman doesn't use webs he uses some machine that shoots webs

    what kind of lame shit is that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look if we want accuracy and realism he would shoot it out his butthole so let's not worry about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fricking moronic and you're a moron for defending it

        >it's realistic for a human to shoot webs out their ass cause spiders do

        moron

        what's stopping him from having glands in his arms???

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's stopping you from enjoying a kino? Autism?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's fake shit which leads to people like miles

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh that's not how it works sweatie, it's a separate organ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      given the time period spiderman was created, it was pretty frickin radical. proper scifi novels hadnt even been invented yet, not until after the atomic bomb. peter parker being a genius who can make a cool device was just neato. chalk it up to just being cool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never mind, thought spiderman was from the 1930s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they can retcon a superhero to be another gender but not that they gain powers
        lol llol lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey man, if you were like me and watched the 1990's spiderman cartoon, seeing peter parker shoot web FROM his body was like whoooooooooaaaaaaa

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have only seen toby spiderman 1 and the two movies with gwen so it was pretty shocking and legitimately weird that they don't have the ability

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              intredasting. i agree toby spiderman is thematically better and actually makes spiderman somewhat more unique, since there are a ton of genius inventors in the world who could probably copy peter parker's web shooters if they wanted.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                also, a lot of guys played the spiderman video games on playstation. playstation spiderman always had web shooters and you needed to collect web fluid through the game. but you could also readily upgrade web shooters in other games, like fire or electric web

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >proper scifi novels hadnt even been invented yet

        never mind, thought spiderman was from the 1930s

        >thought spiderman was from the 1930s
        jules verne died in 1905 anon

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero films in general had sovl back then. The last good capeshit films were Iron Man 1 and maybe the Hulk remake. Everything afterwards has been goyslop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The last good capeshit films were Iron Man 1 and maybe the Hulk remake
      winter soldier was phase 2 though
      someone explained it last week or the week before but disney didn't really get a full hold of the mcu until phase 3, which is when everyone became gay and moronic. the first two phases were pretty much all marvel and paramount.

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