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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes I am danger, how could you tell?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't stomping. He was just walking.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most kino jawline

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His teeth however...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad for a bong

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >does anything

    starts playing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      better version

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson Batman reminds me of Clint Eastwood spaghetti western where The Man With No Name enters a saloon menacing stomping his cowboy boots.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Big showdown is getting beaten up by incels on a jumbotron
    This Batman was a puss tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t get physically beat. He took a shotgun blast at point blank to chest. No body armor can protect you against that. Even with heavy ass plating, he’d broken a lot of ribs and would definitely have internal bleeding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but what will Killer Croc do to him?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of apples and oranges.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ass frick him live on the jumbo tron. Destroying a the other end of the bat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick heavy does protection need to be to stop a 30-06 from like 8 feet away?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then he's a shitty Batman, if he confronts fricking Cinemaphileners with guns and needs help with that.

        Imagine him against Bane lmao.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, let’s keep comparing hand to hand fights to gun fights

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He had no problem tanking a shot to his head.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SLOTSLIGHTS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Level 4 armor is rated to stop .30-06 black tip. A plate is usually 10-12 lbs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it. I also liked that it wasn't in DC's garbage cinematic universe.

      He beat the frick out of them and got shot multiple times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Batman shouldn't even break a sweat beating up henchmen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was under the assumption this was supposed to be a younger, far less experienced Batman. Hence why he walks around in a hoodie and rides a regular motorcycle, and why the Batmobile looks kind if experimental.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's still supposed to have finished training with the league of shadows, and has worked for 2 years as Batman before the movie.

            Admit it, it was just an excuse to have the white man main character appear like a moron like all other franchises out there, white men are disallowed from being right and cool until a minority character approves of their actions.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >white men are disallowed from being right and cool until a minority character approves of their actions
              lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lmao make sure to mention this in your manifesto

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lmao make sure to mention this in your manifesto

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A younger batman should be even stronger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at least the henchmen shoot compared to the ones in Nolan's trilogy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the Nolan trilogy Batman actually uses stealth and avoids gunfire.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not in Rises

          Batman Begins is also the best one in the trilogy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick is his mouth always open

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didnt he just get shot? Bateman literally never closes his mouth in the previous vid even when hes not talking or making a sound.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bateman doesn't open his mouth that wide, and he is gasping for air. Pattman always finds reasons to open his mouth.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was startled there. Bateman literally just has his mouth open for not reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Being tired and gasping for air is not no reason. go fight some people in real life and see how your chest heaves. Wtf is batman startled at lmao. He's never been on a rooftop before?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hes not even gasping for air.
                Plus he was startled because he almost went over the edge. He hasn't perfected his gliding yet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It would not make sense for his mouth to be shut after just beating that many guys up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is a little bit after the fight. Bateman is peak human he should not be winded minutes after the fight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A peak human is still going to winded after a fight that's why they're human not superman. Every athlete is tired after a game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you seriously trying to accuse Bale of open mouth acting in defense of Pattman?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are always posting him in motion during tense situation opposed to Bateman who just stands around with his mouth open

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He is talking in that scene. Batman only opens his mouth when talking or during/after fights.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even when he wasn't talking his mouth was open and you posted the same image again. Even in the promotional covers Bateman's mouth is gaped.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm being trolled. Arent it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ^-^

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Posting the same image doesn't mean it's wrong. Pattman opens his mouth here because he's a pussy. You never get that feeling with Batman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does. No take-backsies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                seething.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Promotional shit isn't in the movie. now you're acting like a snyder fan. Wanna explain why Patterson's sideburns are visible in this promo shot? What kind of mask reveals that much face?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've posted other instances of his gaped mouth most pictures of him during dark night rises has him with his mouth open

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again, that's promo shit. Stick to the movie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've posted two webms moron also that promotional poster is still a real picture of bale

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Promotional poster is criticism of a poster not the movie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm criticizing his stupid fricking mouth that bale insisted on doing. Did he have dental surgery done during filming

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I guess the answer is he cannot breath through his nose. Bale also had a hard time with hearing which was confirmed a while ago.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's what bateman get for ordering his masks in bulk from china

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sad when bateman has the same expression as the incel character

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was cute how Pat and Dano were both soi boys

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >when you coom but he keeps sucking

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like his mouth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                these are candid photos of him where he's caught off-guard. The rest of the time his mouth is closed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it is gaped because he's about to deepthroat batwiener. his speciality

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                did you really just post the meme edit from that webm thread?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nolan is such a joke kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                AN' I GO
                HEYYEAHYHEAYEA
                WHAT
                WHAT'S GOIN' ON

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's panting. That's how your mouth is after heavy exercise.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              probably because he can't breath through his nose in that stupid mask.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rises is the shit one. Anyways in The Batman the Riddlerchans still take their sweet time. They never just all fire at him. Batman even charges at one of them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Batman even charges at one of them
              he ran out of bullets

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Looks good, but how do you explain this part: https://youtu.be/_CovE25go6g?t=118

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can have the timestamp? Youtube doesn't give me one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *can I

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                1:58

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that part is pretty weird I give you that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In dark knight the cops just stand around and let him tangle them up without shooting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, le magic ninja skills that make him faster than bulliets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's Batman, in one comic he stops his heart from beating by meditating.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's "theatricality and deception". That's how Batman is supposed to be.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Batman being trained by magic ninjas is only one interpretation done in the ‘70s. Before then, Batman trained himself. He also didn’t have magic ninja powers ever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't mean it's wrong. It's was developed in the film, and it's what people like to see from Batman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Says who? Keaton’s Batman didn’t have a James Bond rip off origin. By what we get, he trained himself and made all his own shit and didn’t need a magic Black person to do it.
                We have no idea Affleck’s Batman origins. What we do know is his Bruce had been Batman for a long time and was beyond a seasoned veteran. From his fighting style, I’d say he trained with MMA fighters.
                Whole ninja/ traditional martial arts been proven be shit. Especially MMA showing how useless it is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                From the animated shows and the arkham games. Batman uses stealth, and people like that interpretation. James Bond origin? Bond is an intelligence officer. wtf are you talking about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go look it up zoomer. Ra’s was created in ‘70s to give Batman a Bond villain. Also why had Batman traveling exotic locations and shit. All to tap into Bondmania. No shocker Nolan chose to do this, since he always wanted to do a Bond movie. So basically made Batman into Bond

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So that means any Batman movie/show with Ras is a James Bond movie? Are you stupid? All these characters have inspirations. Batman himself was inspired by Sherlock Holmes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You asked how it was James Bond like!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > what is reaction time

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman and robin was less atrocious than this. What an embarrassment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go away boomer, your kind isn't welcome here anymore

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Young Brigitte Nielsen, it's literally her.

      Otherwise, get some unknown from Instagram, it's not like you need subtle acting.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gives you brain damage
    heh nothing personnel, kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's no way this Batman never killed anyone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically shut it off with this scene. well, it was the start of the scene afterwards where he meets gordon or whoever. the psycho beating scene sets him up as an unhinged psycho. then we see him working with the cops. this is just crazy shit. and not crazy shit for kids, crazy shit for edgy morons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you just don’t like Batman. Because that’s how he’s always been. He was even more unhinged originally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are you just describing the first 10 minutes of the movie? it's been a while, but deciding you don't like a 3 hour movie 10 minutes in isn't based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unhinged batman is literally best batman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that batman or a bad guy beating up batman? I can't see shit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don it funny that people saying Superman is over powerful and boring. No, this current one demential version people seem to have of Batman is. Le Batman is perfect at everything. Makes no mistakes or needs help.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing they're doing Joker again. This Batman would be great with a villain like Zsasz or even Madhatter.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had some pretty good comedic timing
    >That scene in the police station where people randomly keep trying to grab his mask
    >That scene where Batman's alone in the Riddler's apartment, the cops are heard running up the stairs screaming, and the audio immediately cuts out when they enter the shot
    >AAAAAAVEEEE MARIIIIIAAA

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i was on riddlers side

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dano was kino
    Pattinson was kino
    The chick who played catwoman was kino
    The cinematography was kino

    Everything else was mediocre to bad imo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >penguin wasn't kino
      im confiscating those dubs

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >looks directly at the audience
    I walked out of the theater right then and there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no after credit scene
      stopped watching right then and there

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The level of banter in here is embarrasing.

    Thoughts on the car chase scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      practical effects kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loved it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Liked it better on second watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best part of the movie. The sound of the batmobile shook my seat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice seeing a sleek power machine Batmobile again over ugly clunky tanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible pacing due to poor coverage, all way too tightly packed into every framed choice and with the amount of debris and speed of cuts it became a chore to really care about any of it because it was a visually confused quagmire

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We get it, you’re gay

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t myth busters show ninja lore be all bullshit

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And homosexuals saying a muscle car isn’t a Batmobile. This is what the original Batmobile looked like. Batmobile a were always regular cars that added bat symbols onto it until the ‘80s

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