>stone castle with stone dragons
DRAGONSTONE
>Castle in the middle of a river
RIVERRUN
>a black castle
CASTLE BLACK
>a castle that is heavily hit by the winter
WINTERFELL
>a planet
PLANETOS
>continent in the west
WESTEROS
>A narrow sea
THE NARROW SEA
BRAVO FATFRICK
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Naming conventions in real life are unimaginative as well
Came to post this
>ford in the western part of the county
>Westford
>a fricking boot
Bravo G*d
>G*d
Shut up, israelite.
The difference is if grrm had written the euro map italy would be "stretchoflandios" or "archipelagion" or some terrible shit like that.
>End of Archpegelion
>bad guy is literally named Hitler
Such good writing.
has side kick called himmler
I never noticed that before. May as well call your child Satan.
>Villain is a disease
>lives in a country called GERMany
Who writes this trash?
It isn't called Bootalia
It will be after we done with Europe.
>Lousiana
Bravo founding fathers BRAVO let me guess another state that looks like a hat? with ta little person between?
>Italy perpetually suck trying to kick sicily the frick away
Easier on the tongue. Peasants can understand easily.
Who is the bigger hack?
they are both pul writers the use violence and sex to make their childish drivel seem mature, but berserk guy at least was super talented at drawing so grrm is the bigger hack
*pulp writers that
Who spent the longest amount of time on a boat, Gendry or Guts?
Gendry was never even on a boat in the books.
>On June 7, 2022, Hakusensha and Kouji Mori announced that Berserk would continue publication, using plans and thoughts that were relayed to Mori by Miura himself, as well as memorandums and character designs that Miura left behind.[39] As the only person who knows the ending Miura intended, Mori agreed to continue the series and promised, "I will only write the episodes that Miura talked to me about. I will not flesh it out. I will not write episodes that I don't remember clearly. I will only write the lines and stories that Miura described to me."[39] The credits appear as "original work by Kentaro Miura, art by Studio Gaga, supervised by Kouji Mori".[39][40][41]
They will frick it up. Right?
I will say this is extremely dangerous because as long as Berserk has been running, fans have ideas of what they want to happen, and it is unlikely Miura himself would have fulfilled all those ideas, so another person coming in--even Miura's best friend using ideas relayed to him by Miura himself--will be wide open for fan backlash if the story progression does not amaze and enthrall most of the fanbase.
Look at what happened with AoTman. He was doing very well and had a fanatical fanbase, and yet his idea of what should happen just deviated from the fanbases' and now they all say "it went to shit"
So it's really ballsy of Mori to step up and do this knowing it may get him huge backlash, but maybe he's actually doing it for Miura to make sure his story gets told as much as it can.
Obviously and people will hate ending.
Miura was an incredibly talented artist, so even if he went full hack mode later in his career he at least had something to his name unlike GRRM.
Martin's naming of proper nouns is one of his greatest strengths. His weakest would be writing I guess.
>stone castle with stone dragons
LIONGLASS
>Castle in the middle of a river
DESERTFORT
>a black castle
CASTLE PINK
>a castle that is heavily hit by the winter
SUMMERHILL
>a planet
SOLAROS
>continent in the west
EASTEROS
>A narrow sea
THE WIDE AF SEA
Do I have the makings of a great fantasy writer, OP?
Isnt this literally what the vikings did with iceland and greenland lmao
Excuse me, the real american tolkien ladies and gentlemen coming through, no need to thank him.
APOLOGIZE
HE FINISHED HIS BOOK, DID FAT FAT FATTY?
What about his characters' names? Bran/Brian; Robb/Rob, Jon/John, Eddard/Edward, Petyr/Peter, etc.
>sea has almost no aquatic life
>THE DEAD SEA
>east of the continent is very far
>Far East
Who fricking writes this shit?
The far east is just a lose term for a collection of countries that share similar geographic location, they arent actually called the far east.
>be riding your horse
>suddenly come to a halt and loudly declare:
>Ah, Moonspear, the capital of Northbynorthwesteros
So pretty much how things are named irl? Most fantasy naming conventions are total bullshit, GRRM gets at least this right
castle black isnt even black moron
>president is called George W Bush
>his son, and also president, is called George W Bush
bravo lucasfilm
>Live on a planet
>We call the ground earth
>Name the planet
>...Earth
>Volkswagen
People's car. It is a call that was sold to common people.
>Great Wall of China.
It's a big wall.
>Sydney Opera House.
It's an Opera House... in Sydney.
>The Grand Canyon
It's a big ass Canyon.
>New York
There is an York in England. Immigrants from England came and name their place... New... York.
Humanity is creatively bankrupted since long ago.
Real life is not a movie you Nazi enthusiast!
>volkswagen
Commoncarios
>great wall of china
Bigbarrierros
>sydney opera house
Castle Wonky Spikes
>grand canyon
The forever canyon of no water
>new york
Bigtownios
>There is an York in England. Immigrants from England came and name their place... New... York.
Hello underage it was called New Amsterdam before ~~*they*~~rebaned it
>valley in the center of California
THE CENTRAL VALLEY
.
The first avenue of your city
FIRST AVENUE
>a writer
HACK
>Hitler
>Himmler
>Sauron
>Saruman
It's like poetry, it rhymes
>sleazy liar
>GRIMY WORMTONGUE
Amazon Prime does what Nintendont!!!
>a type of onion that is clearly purple
RED ONION
GRRM is a fricking hack.