Stop falling for evil women. You CAN'T fix her. No one can.

Stop falling for evil women
You CAN'T fix her. No one can.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the frick did I say I want to fix them?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to fix her?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying they don't just want to stick their dicks in crazy

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fix
    Like, make her MORE evil?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's make her genocide all the homosexuals!

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only think that needs fixing is the amount of children she has
    She needs way more than one

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to try to fix her but fail miserably but not really because now she is hopelessly in love with a moron and tries to keep me around.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just have a thing for emotionally unavailable women, anon.
      t. mother issues

      Based

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to kill a man you were sold to as a child
    >evil
    Frick that gay cowboy, I'll kill her husband for free.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of killing your seller go for your fellow victim
      Woman logic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets to keep his station in life, loses none of his freedom and gets physical and financial control over others
        >victim
        homosexual logic. She'll get to the rest of them next.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Simp doesn't watch the show
          Every single time

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has complete financial control, hence why she ends up living with her brother after her kicks her out and he's still in his mansion.
            He can obviously frick around at his leisure, she can scream and fight all she wants but is obviously not able to leave him or she would have done so.
            He is obviously able to divorce her whenever he wants because he does just that.
            He already has an heir and is under no further demands from his family.
            >y-you didn't watch
            Prove me wrong, bird homosexual.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't want people falling for her then maybe you shouldn't post pictures of her showing that much leg?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a bad thing?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true she doesn't even stuff with her own feathers? I heard she uses goose down to stuff.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stella cute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try but pretty sure she didn't get the implants yet.

      Never understood why she got ruined twice.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Blitzo's ex, Stella and Lilith the ultimate threesome?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stolas is the one who needs fixing

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Owl mommy milkers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she an owl? I always got secretary bird vibes from her.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    as the saying goes
    >I can't fix her, but boy could she make me worse

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much arcane knowledge do I need to trap her in the physical plane and repeatedly impregnate her with half-human babies?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat her demonussy one time and she’ll keep coming back of her own accord. It won’t take long before she’s the one dragging YOU to her realm to make many eggs with

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eggs
        Anon, she has breasts. There's no way that demon doesn't give live birth, no matter how avian she may appear.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Demon girls were made for eating out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Binding a demon is rewarding. Just make sure they can't get loose again.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can manage the exceptionally low bar of being less of a jackass than Blitzo then you are pretty much the perfect man by demon standards and they’ll never think of leaving

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blitzo’s enough of a petty dickhead to find some way of ruining that relationship too.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cowboy Stella is best Stella

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cowboy Stella is best Stella

      I wish that Anon who wrote that one short story about Stella moving in with a hick in a trailer park posted it on AO3 or something and made updates. It was too good of a premise to not explore further.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        That's why we need to make our own.

        Hoot Game is about romancing Octavia, with a bonus ending where you can hook her mom up with an eligible widower/divorcee.

        Now I'm trying to think of a way to combine these. Why would Stella and Octavia move to hicksville?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, that episode where Octavia goes to human world taught me that Stolas cares infinitely more about imp dick then the safety of his daughter. Maybe Stolas' plot armor fails and Octavia finally sees how fricking horrible he is, causing her to take her mothers side in the divorce and join her in fleeing to the human world?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds good. In my head though the whole thing has a running Chicken Boo/Mechazawa joke where no one notices that the two are big owl people.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How are you two so tall?
              >Ehhhhh... We're Dutch!
              >Okay, why do you look like birds?
              >...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I remember when she was introduced to the class.
                >Thin frame, soft voice, raven-dark hair.
                >But also she was a giant fricking owl.
                >Did no one else see this?
                >I turned to look at my classmates.
                >Some bored, some interested, none all that shocked.
                >SHE'S A FRICKING OWL

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So basically just the same dynamic as Dib and Zim? The sole kid who realizes the obvious non-human isn't a human?
                Based as frick, honestly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but with romance.
                Then, at the end.
                >"I... I need to tell you about what I am... I'm hellspawn."
                >"Oh thank God! I thought I was going mad. All this time I've been thinking you were an owl!"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >An entire 5 hour visual novel dating sim that exists for one joke
                That's the kind of autistic determination I can get behind.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So basically just the same dynamic as Dib and Zim? The sole kid who realizes the obvious non-human isn't a human?
                Based as frick, honestly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn live in a trailer home with Stella

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cowboy Stella is best Stella

        You've got a friend in me....

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          cute

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link it?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want to fix her. I want her to be mean to me and force sex on me while I stare at the wall and daydream about gaming with my bros.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Miss my perfect wife so much

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grr, damn hag demons! They need to be corrected by humans!

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong there’s one man who can save all evil women image related

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stella's great, but I prefer this evil lass.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need Octavia Snoot Game. Hoot Game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stolas would get mad and kill him.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stolas ain't gonna do SHIT.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Octavia’s boyfriend dies
          >she thinks they’ll finally be able to be together in Hell
          >he ends up going to Heaven instead
          How upset would she be?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She becomes doom girl.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Vivze wasn't moronic she'd have made a visual novel for each of the girls and sell them on steam for like 10 bucks each. She'd be able to fund a season of her show in no time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Vivze wasn't moronic she'd have made a visual novel for each of the girls and sell them on steam for like 10 bucks each. She'd be able to fund a season of her show in no time.

      That's why we need to make our own.

      Hoot Game is about romancing Octavia, with a bonus ending where you can hook her mom up with an eligible widower/divorcee.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lusting over evil hags(who are actually kind on the inside and deserve better) aside, what's the plot of this cartoon?

    Why is she married to a homosexual voiced voiced by Invader Zim?

    Give me a not-so-quick rundown

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the plot of this cartoon?
      Two gays spray gay juice all over each other while being horrible people, but it's okay because they're sad ;_;

      One of the gays has an arranged marriage to this smokeshow who rightfully hates him and tries to have him assassinated repeatedly. I probably made that sound much more interesting than it is.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually kind on the inside
        lol
        lmao

        There's a tinge of sympathy for Verosika but HB is pure fujoville that's all but completely coopted by gays being sad. Stella is a caricature who literally is written to say shit like that she stayed in a loveless marriage just because she enjoyed knowing it made gay owl Stolas unhappy

        Oh it's one of those, bummer

        Let me guess: The creator is a woman with a cult-like workforce she works into the ground like slaves with an overinflated and fragile ego?

        And how is this one related to the other hell cartoon about a hotel?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't tell if pretending to be moronic or just exceptionally new, since 4chins has been unable to stop talking about Viv for literal years now
          Anyways last part of your question: same setting, different characters and premise

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile is one of my tertiary boards, I come here like twice a month
            the last things to peak my interest were Arcane and that mexican cartoon about the inept supervillains

            >The creator is a woman with a cult-like workforce she works into the ground like slaves with an overinflated and fragile ego?
            It's actually funnier than that: She used all her friends as free labor to make the pilot, then unceremoniously dropped them the MOMENT she got funding for a series to use industry people. Everyone involved in the start of the project now hates her.

            Makes you wonder if she based Stella on herself intentionally or unintentionally

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The creator is a woman with a cult-like workforce she works into the ground like slaves with an overinflated and fragile ego?
          It's actually funnier than that: She used all her friends as free labor to make the pilot, then unceremoniously dropped them the MOMENT she got funding for a series to use industry people. Everyone involved in the start of the project now hates her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually kind on the inside
      lol
      lmao

      There's a tinge of sympathy for Verosika but HB is pure fujoville that's all but completely coopted by gays being sad. Stella is a caricature who literally is written to say shit like that she stayed in a loveless marriage just because she enjoyed knowing it made gay owl Stolas unhappy

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would her being human stop that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine human Stella doing pic related to (you) and then revealing her true form while you're pinned with your back against the wall.
      God damn.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >y-y-y-y-you have a beautiful beak, ma'am

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Stella like 7-8 feet tall? Imagine a woman looking like that, being that fricking huge.

      Imagine...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mommy? Sorry. Ma'amy? Sorry. Ma'am?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop falling for evil women
    >You CAN'T fix her.
    Impressive. Everything you just said is wrong.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot image of based purifyer,

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silverbolt and Blackarachnia is that one chad who gives a gyaru/delinquent/hostess/prostitute/JAVstar/whatever the fricking of a lifetime and then takes her away to be his wife and the mother of his children
        Stella and (you) is than one ruthless femCEO trapped in a loveless marriage who discovers what it's like to feel young and desired and carefree again

        Yes I read a lot of vanilla doujins with contrived plots and happy endings, how could you tell?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound dangerously based. Purification is the kink of kings.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes I read a lot of vanilla doujins with contrived plots and happy endings, how could you tell?
          I used to do this, good times.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's very Chad of you but does it reflect your real sex life? Did you "purify" your gf?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Purification is a fantasy. No one wants a used up bawd for a wife unless you are a literal cuck.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Going into a relationship trying to change or "fix" the other person is a fricking horrible idea.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Making them a better person is doomed to failure.
                Making them WANT to be a better person... Well, you're making a step in the right direction.
                Still, purification is based and if I ever wrote some sort of story I'd have such a plot occurring in the background. Something like your older brother purifying the town bawd or something and getting a loyal waifu at the end of it. The distance allowing the audience to fill in the blanks.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              When I think “purification” I think making Stella a “barefoot in the kitchen pregnant wife”, and I imagine most people think along those lines. Most if not all do not want to “purify” a street walker.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's like a queen or something, right? You'd have to balance her being with (you) while not abdicating her throne
                Maybe she makes a truce with her gay husband and lets him gay around in secret while (you) and her also stay together in secret

                Maybe you knock her up again and (you)r kid with her is the one who assumes the throne

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she says frick it, drops everything and runs away with anon for a year or three
                >everything goes to hell(heh) without her
                >she has a moment of character develpment and sacrifices some of her hapiness for the well-being of others
                cool stuff

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, she’s vaguely noble in her kind’s hierarchy (Ars Goetia being kind of its own kingdom of owl demons among the native Hell races) but Stolas held all of the real status as one of the sons of the Goetian king. This is brought up after he finally decides to divorce her and Stella’s much more conniving brother is shown trying to wheedle as much out of the settlement as possible

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really
            My girlfriend is a literal autist who I picked up as she was in the process of dropping out of college. You could say I "saved her" from neetdom, homelessness or sex work and preemptively "purified her"; but that's a stretch

            I simply enjoy cute girls being happy, even non-cute girls

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a very noble thing you did even if you only did it to get head from a girl who likes playing with legos

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not a Chad
              >says and does Chad shit

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello this is Stell-
    >HOOSY HOOSY HOOSY HOOSY
    >You again?! If I ever find out who you are I'm going to rip you in to ten equally sized pieces and mail you to the worst places I can f-
    >HOOSY HOOSY HOOSY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      See, sometimes you gotta take the Hoosy like Pepe

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s one way to fix her… permanently. Gotta cuminflate that b***h until her guts burst open all over the floor

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over the ugly ass owl face

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. homogay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't get over the ugly ass owl face

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you'll be her stepdad
        oh shit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >your daughter calls me daddy, meanwhile you call that imp dipshit daddy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would be a pretty bad dad imo, but again every single character in the cast has no father figure.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’ll fit right in then.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think I'd be a pretty good stepdad, I'd teach the boy not to be a gay or to be a gay because he wants to be a gay and not to impress his piece of shit deadbeat dad
              I'd mend the rift between the girl and her mom
              I'm dating a single mom with two daughters, the little ones adore me

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silverbolt did

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like cloaca

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has a regular pussy and butthole.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this an evil women fhread, or jsut that b***h from Gay Dem9n Show?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just wanna dump your azula folder, don't you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a rat's ass about azula

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the dump the folder you have for your other meme evil waifu then

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I just want to frick her?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having someone actually want to frick her in the first place IS a step up for her situation lol

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thought it was an evil woman thread
    >it's just a hazbin hotel jerk circle again
    frick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >circle jerk
      How? If anything most of the posts about Stella are bashing the show.
      Stella isn't even all that evil, really. What evil ladies do you like? I really liked Carmilla from that Castlevania show. Now she was a cold hearted b***h.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And a genuine pedophile.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a sucker for an evil dommy mommy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really felt like Carmilla fumbled the ball here. Hector seemed pretty alright with her after everything. Like they're where joking and laughing right before she had her soldier put a slave collar on his neck and beat the shit out of him. I feel like she could have at least tried to say "I would like you to come stay with me at my castle in Styria and make monsters for me. You're going to need a powerful vampire to protect you, after all". Hector probably would have been completely fine working her. He would have given her an army and wouldn't have had any reason to hate her. Hell, he probably would have been a-okay with her calling him her pet so long as she didn't abuse him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking about it rationally - Carmilla isn't rational. She's a mean, misandric, psychotic b***h. She was holding back the urge to beat Hector half-dead the entire time she was playing nice with him. She probably could have taken a softer approach in recruiting him under her banner, but where's the fun in that? She wanted to break him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whine
      >post nothing

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it man, I have to try! I HAVE to!
    And even if a fail, at least I can try to make her smile.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >completely onboard with helping a guy Hiroshima all of existence
      >despite the fact she would have obviously died too
      Was she stupid? Did the idea of killing literally everyone make her so horny that she couldn't think straight?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, yeah. I think the idea of her boytoy planning multiversal genocide was cute when it was just an intricate plan with charts and graphs. Then it turned out all that nihilistic talk wasn't just an edgy facade to get into her pants and he really didn't give a damn about anything.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You CAN'T fix her.
    good

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah she isn't all that evil, I do like the magic fox lady,

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We just don’t know anything about her to make that judgement with
      Yeah she’s definitely in a gray zone what with the necromancy and attempted murders, but it’s a total mystery as to what drives her and what she’s like as a magic fox person

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I COULD fix her. I just don't wanna.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I'm not going to fix her. I'm going to break her.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loona has no asscrack. It's just a blob of flesh on her lower back.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's like a giant Plush toy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why have they done this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i want to set anthro women on fire.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprising to me that Ayy lmao and Sarcastic Chorus are shitting on Hazbin a lot so far.
    2 guys notorious for kissing Helluva Boss' ass a lot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? That makes no fricking sense. Hazbin is way better in comparison to the more recent episodes of Helluva Boss.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit taste what can you do

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those 2 guys have defended Viv's name and HB for a long time. But now they're admitting they don't really care for Hazbin that much and this is a shaky start as far as writing goes.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could fix her, but I’d prefer if she broke me instead.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    episode where IMP has to defend themselves in court against everyone they've assassinated in the real world when

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