stop lying. you don't like his movies

you pretend to like him because he has cool hair

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't pretend to like him, I think he's a pretentious hack in a Lynchian kinda way.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen Dune and Mulholland Drive, and I liked both.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like his movies because they are shit and he is rated way too highly by people with bad taste. The last movie I watched of his was Inland empire around 8 or 9 years ago and I went into the movie with the intent of hatewatching it but I couldn't even stand 30 minutes of it because it was so bad.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you pretend to like him because he has cool hair
    why pretend
    his hair rules homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      read this sentence once again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah im good you fat ugly homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          stupid low IQ Black person

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him but I also like style over substance in general.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him because he showed me Naomi Watts' perfect breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't expecting her to make out with another chick in that movie. I wanted it, but I didn't expect it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I probably looked like a basedjak the first time I saw that scene as a teenager

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only just watched it on Tuesday.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect breasts
      Fake.
      Like, low rent stripper fake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She show them in every movie

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    With a few exceptions everything he makes is a variation on the same damsel in distress meme.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >balding
    >cool hair
    No.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I like twin peaks and elephant man.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few living directors who I’d actually call a genius, along with Coppola.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't even dare put that lazy hack in the same category as coppola, 80 thousand people worked on his vision of Dune, so why is the production value so fricking shit? I'll tell you why, it's because Lynch can't direct for shits except tv shows and porn and other unambitious static stories.
      Lynch is in kevin smith category

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont even know who that is

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion, but I think Lynch's best work are the ones with co-producers. Lynch+Frost = twin peaks. Lynch + nonames from Hollywood= blue velvet. All his solo projects are bad.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get this hair? What products should I be using? I'm in my 30s now and I have yet to find a hairstyle I like, or a barber for that matter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's chads DNA, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do I get this hair? What products should I be using?

      You can see the hairstyle he has in the image. It's long on top, and much shorter on the sides (the back would be the same length). You can either show that photo to your barber, or explain what you want to him. The hairstyle would look half as good without product, and he likely uses something like pomade.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks I'll give it a try if I can conquer my barber anxiety

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No problem. Anyone with hair is able to look nice. Just keep in mind that you need length for any kind of styling. Short hair all looks the same, so you need something a bit longer if you want to use product. If you think someone has nice hair, then they very likely added something to their hair. They did not wake up with nice hair.
          Look at this photo. How is it done? It's long enough to style, and he added product to his hair, then combed it back.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, he does have pretty cool hair.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a couple of his films on my iPhone, they were alright

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone see the extended blue velvet is it any good? It's one of my favorite movies i've seen it like 10 times

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If David Lynch was hungry he'd be David Lunch.

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