>stop my invincible son, those 4 rednecks might think you are superhuman if you save me

>stop my invincible son, those 4 rednecks might think you are superhuman if you save me

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He knew his son would be judged
      >Heyyy Ya'll did ya see them Kent boy like run so fast in the tornado, fastest damn run I saw since that time ol' Pitchork's horse got pecked in the ass by Reedneck's chicken

      Next day it would be on Daily Planet's front page.

      while the idea, the concept of this scene made sense from a plot perspective, the writers REALLY should have thought of a better scenario to play this out in, it was just ridiculous because its soo implausible on soo many levels, if it was a car-fire after an accident in the middle of a main city, with cameras everywhere, sure, this scene would have made sense, but a few rednecks out in the sticks, hiding under a bridge, with their phone signals dead, and in their pockets because they're holding onto whatever they can to avoid being sucked into the sky?

      It needed more elbow grease behind the scenes before shooting to make this scene better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He knew his son would be judged and his life made into living hell. Frick humans.
    >t. Kryptonian BVLL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He knew his son would be judged
      >Heyyy Ya'll did ya see them Kent boy like run so fast in the tornado, fastest damn run I saw since that time ol' Pitchork's horse got pecked in the ass by Reedneck's chicken

      Next day it would be on Daily Planet's front page.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WHEEEEE I TELL YOU HWAT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WHEEEEE I TELL YOU HWAT

        this is why Cinemaphile is the best board

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing with superman is he has no need to be afraid of literally anything humans can do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chud mental abuse can happen too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This point is even better considering that it is Snyder's Superman specifically who acts like he absolutely doesn't give a shit if humans know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but he can snap and just destroy entire world. I dont want my planet burnt down for chimp iq fricks and glowies doing experiments.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          people only "snap" if there is pressure applied to them.

          we're talking about superman.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superman can't do anything against mean comments on social media

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              he can not look at them, which effectively makes them non-existent.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well papa kent ultimately succeeded, his adopted son turned out to be Jesus 2.0 instead of space hitler

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay well what if when the super man went forthwith the plan and did the needing saveful of his dad and the day was won nevertheless? what more?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a 16 year old teen! He wasn't ready.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If by 16 he could survive a tornado, there was nothing humans could ever do to him already.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What if he was BETRAYED & TRAPPED?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trapped how? He can break out of anything.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                TRAPPED in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like, emotionally?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah? Batman KO's a 7ft kryptonian by himself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO anon he was mortally wounded and died immediately after

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce died anyways and it was flash who killed Nam-ek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem with the Flash was that there was absolutely no reason for Flash to not dominate the Kryptonians entirely.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the problem was how were the kryptonians not murdering everyone, both Flashes included in a matter of seconds.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seeing the kryptonians shooting at the normal human soldiers with scifi riffles was fricking abysmal.
                MoS established that their suits provided them with super-strenght and super-speed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, this is Clark who effortlessly killed entire kryptonian warrior squad, without any training ever, facing Flash with absolutely no experience.
                Even Zod was a jobber and Clark didn't have a scratch afterwards. Doomsday was something he struggled with, Kryptonians weren't, and Flash is directly shown killing third in command by stopping his heart, there was absolutely no reason this wouldn't work on Zod.

                This is round and round, people cannot write speedsters, they introduce these absolutely ridiculous powers and then they have absolutely no idea what to do with them and just try to come up with bullshit to nerf them. Even Snyder fell for this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual bull would think otherwise, you sound like a cuck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Change name
      >Put glasses on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The government would never stop hunting him. They employ thousands of people whose job it is to check for stories about children who show feats of superspeed to these children can be taken to the adrenochrome-harvesting plants

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The government would never stop hunting him
        Maybe he should have become a billionaire and make considerable donations to demoratic party.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the life lesson he is willing to die for to teach his son is
      >never put yourself at risk to save anyone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You clearly know nothing about Objectivism. Zack Snyder rejects the very notion of altruism and makes Man of Steel an objectivist fable for a post-9/11 America.
        Read Ayn Rand.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mr. Snyder, is it true your work is influenced by the works of Ayn Rand?

          >"Uh yeah man, I think she's like, pretty cool, you know? Her stuff is like, you know, rad and junk."

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one who praises Ayn Rand has ever read her work.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            meds

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is the truth.
              There is nothing Objectivist about the Snyder's DC movies other than some notions about free will and freedom of choice.
              Superman throughout these movies never stop helping or saving people even when he knows doing so will be detrimental to himself.
              If anything the overarching theme in these movies is that of personal sacrifice and overcoming of trauma.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >saves Batman from himself
            Cracks me up every time. Top kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because as we all know the entire world believes a handful of dumbfrick rednecks when they said they saw something supernatural

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bull
      Speak English correctly you homosexual.
      >it's Latin
      You're speaking English. Butchering words is what israelites and trannies do.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop, I beg of you! I know you're so fast no one would even notice you saved me, least of all amongst all the high winds and debris and the chaos! No! This is it for me, my invincible son. I'm content with knowing you could've saved both the dog and me. Farewell!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But everyone would notice if Jon just vanished right before their very eyes along with clark.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he ended up being captured by the US goverment later. You should have at least watched the movie before criticizing it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you forget the part where the only reason he could be "captured" is because he allowed it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the government are gonna go after some dude because a couple of random people claim to have seen him run towards an advancing tornado and drag an old guy to safety kinda fast

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He presented himself to the government, they didn't know shit about who he was.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt Clark Griswald just use his super breath to stop the tornado?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was distracted up the road. Gif related.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the whole smallvile
    >4 rednecks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whole Smallville under a bridge (where you shouldn't fricking be anyway) in tornado

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rednecks are suddenly smart when its convenient to my argument
        pick a side dipshit. Either all of smallville is congregating under that bridge or rednecks are smart (and thus 4 rednecks are enough to expose Clark Kent).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rednecks know not to hide under bridge in tornado, unlike troony loving city homosexual Snyder.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The correct terminology is "city slicker", chud.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was really the stupidiest death in movie history. Superman could've run a little fast until he was out of view, save his dad and the rednecks would be literally GLORY TO THE HEAVENS A MIRACLE JUST HAPPENED KENT BOY RUN AT THE TORNADO AND MIRACULOUSLY CAME OUT UNHARMED ON THE OTHER SIDE MY GRANDPA TOLD ME A COW SURVIVED JUST LIKE THAT BACK IN THE 50S

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was really the stupidiest death in movie history.
      this is also the movie where a bunch of fetuses get sucked into a black hole.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually a very nuanced scene. Pa Kent was in "hero mode" trying to save that dog, he was in a purely sacrificial mindset. In a very self-righteous kind of way, he'd already accepted the possibility of death the moment he went back for the dog. Ironinically, this resulted in a self fulfilling prophecy situation whereby his own acceptance of death deluded him into believing it was in fact the best option, when in hindsight it was a fricking moronic choice. If Clark had saved his dad, Jonathan would have eventually realised how insane his decision to die for no reason was and would have been thankful that his son acted rationally at a time when his own ego prevented him from doing so himself. A lot of people criticise this scene in comparison to versions of the story where Pa Kent dies of sickness, showing how you can't save everybody no matter how strong you are. In a sense, Pa Kent's delusion was the sickness that led to this otherwise preventable death. The combination of Clarke's obedience to his father and his father's delusional self-righteousness resulted in such a confusion situation for Clarke that, no matter how strong he was, he couldn't overcome due to its sheer insanity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a story about family, and that’s whats so powerful about it

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, my invincible son!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see, he didn't die in the tornado, he just rode it to mount everest and hung out there for the rest of his life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello, my invincible son!

        They really missed the opportunity in the Flash. When Flash created the tornado, I was really hoping Pa Kent would step out of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There he is!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did he eat up there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hero cake

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't even have needed to run "super fast" or anything. He could have feigned that it was hard, struggle to the car, get the dog or whatever, struggle back. Nobody would have batted an eye.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene exists to teach Clark three lessons that he must learn if he's going to wield the great power he has
    First is that he must only act on his own judgement, he must not abdicate the responsibility for his actions to a leader or father figure because ultimately he can't know that they're right or just and the stakes are too high for him to trust blindly. This is a recurring moral in Superman stories, like in the older films when Marlon Brando wants him to start taking over he world and he storms out
    Second is that he can't act on instinct and be ruled by his basic urges. We know, Clark knows, Jonathan knows objectively in logical terms that Clark could save him, there are ways. But in the panic of the moment Jonathan's logical analysis is overridden by his base paternal urge to protect his son from harm. It's the wrong call, but he's making it anyway because that's what his instinct is telling him to do, and thats what Clark must learn not to do. He has to learn to do what's right, not what feels right. That's why he kills Zod.
    And lastly the value of smaller creatures, if he's Jonathan we're the dog, that just speaks for itself. That's why he's called Super Man.
    Those are the things that are in the scene and if you didn't get that you're a moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But in the panic of the moment Jonathan's logical analysis is overridden by his base paternal urge to protect his son from harm.
      Maybe he should've listened to his most basic self-preservation instinct instead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paternal instinct overrides survival instinct
        That's why people run into burning buildings
        Which is a perfect example of a bad wrong decision that people still make.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the shit Snydergays have to come up with to justify this moronic scene

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God you people are stupid, Synder is a fricking hack

        not arguments

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God you people are stupid, Synder is a fricking hack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like a shitskin trying to sound smart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder fanboys and their cringe mental gymnastics

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to keep super powers secret in a world where everyone gets fooled by a pair of glasses...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this fricking scene so much. Snyder completely missed the point, in original Superman Clark moved and dressed in a way that really made it hard to think he would be Superman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and it looked fricking cartoonish. Which was fine, because pulpy Silver Age vibes is what they were going for, but that's not what Zack was doing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me on the left

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lois figures it out at the very beginning of Donner's cut Superman II.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this fricking scene so much. Snyder completely missed the point, in original Superman Clark moved and dressed in a way that really made it hard to think he would be Superman.

      Did you really missed the part where Lex Luthor easily deducted Superman's identity?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clark Kent was known to have died at the end of BvS, and his boss and coworkers all attended his funeral
    >A little while later, the resurrected Clark maintains his secret identity and goes back to his job at the Daily Planet as if nothing happened
    ??????

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a glance into the future of how shit the Snyderverse was going to be with nothing but poo fans so he wanted out.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphileners and redditors and warthunder nerds can literally just hack the government and leak secret documents
    >but in capeshit NO ONE ever finds out who the supes really are
    Badly written

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i have to go now. my planet needs me

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costner could have grabbed the dog and calmly walked back to safety in the time they spent arguing about it.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man of Steel is literally the worst movie I ever watched.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman v Superman is 10x worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick You.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clark could've run like a normal person from his position and then sped up or flew when he got near so that people thought they were swept by tornado. They could just reappear the next day and pretend they landed on bushes or something.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm tellin' ya mags, the Kent boy ran faster than a speedin' bullet to save his paw and the dog!
    >Are you drunk again, Jeremiah?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to defend Snyder or anything, but the movie does establish a lot of people saw Clark lifting a fricking bus from a lake. Add that incident to a couple of people seeing Clark save his Pa at super speed might raise some suspicions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie also established that everyone in Smallville knew he was Superman and nobody wanted to rat him out. So what was the risk?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not wanting to rat him out
          >would die to protect his secret
          >TOLD A REPORTER WHERE HE WAS

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Past a certain point, an adotped alien son without a wife and stable job can be a bad thing.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm A 47 year old never.kissed forever alone virgin

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there isn't another scene that can filter brainlets as good as this one, obviously Pa Kent wasn't stopping Clark due to fear of being caught, he knew his son was superhuman but he didn't know how strong or durable he was, so he couldn't be sure if he could survive the tornado since they never tested Clark's limits, he just was protecting his son from harm as he didn't want to risk his life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't know how strong or durable he was

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Past a certain point, an adotped alien son without a wife and stable job can be a bad thing.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute, did nobody notice that superman dad and batman are the same person?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a bad movie, OP.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't know how to fly yet. This scene filtered brainlets. Maybe you found it confusing that the events were shown out of order, but the scene of him learning to fly chronologically happens after this scene.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the same thread for the 50000th time

    And people here cry about twatter and raddit not being thread.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone has an issue with Superman killing Zod
    >the one thing I DIDN'T mind
    >nobody b***hes about the other 500 moronic things in it

    The original movie where his father dies of a heart attack is a lot better. It forces him to face the harsh lesson that he can't solve everything with his strength alone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my opinion, killing off either of his parents is not a good idea. My favorite Superman stories have Pa Kent and Ma Kent being wholesome and giving Clark advice in the face of despair.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It forces him to face the harsh lesson that he can't solve everything with his strength alone.
      Why keep saying this when that wasn't the point at all of that scene or movie? I feel people confuse the media since that death is replicated a lot.
      In Richard Donner's Superman John Kent dies of an heart attack not to teach Clark some humble lesson about how despite his super-human powers he can't save every person, but rather as a motivation so that situation won't happen ever again. John death drives him to seek training, which he then spend 20 years plus training non-stop, just so eventually he can cheat certain death.
      That's why when Lois dies to certain doom in the third act the motherfrick just goes "Nu-uh" and travels back in time to save her.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not so bad in retrospect. He loved his son and wanted him to be able to have a normal life and not be more of a pariah/freak unless he was truly ready to make that choice. Also they shot this ten minutes from my house and my neighbor worked on the scene helping close the road and stage the trucks.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actress for superman's mom in these movies is hot as frick. Way hotter than Lois. I dont give a frick that shes old.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know who else is hotter than Lois?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get antje to come back
        >don't give her any lines
        >1 minute tops of screen time

        frick this movie bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is she?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is Faora doing here?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Rebecca Ferguson????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh god oh god

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      send link

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    >immortal offspring

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread convinced me that Snyder fans are mentally ill, absolutely insane amounts of copium

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst scene in a good film.
    Should've stuck with the heart attack death.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell that to the tornados snapped neck.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON IF YOU JOG TO THAT DOGGO AND BRING IT BACK AND MANAGE NOT TWIST YOUR ANKLE IN THE PROCESS THIS WILL BE MIGHTILY SUSPICIOUS AND WILL BE THE END OF YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT TRUST ME ON THIS IT'S BETTER THAT I DO IT
    >OW MY ANKLE

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