kek
Nerds turned dudeweeds adapt the wackiest identities.
The parts that haven't yet been found to contradict what we know about the world are all metaphors and allegories. The parts that you can't disprove are real.
That's literally how it works.
>The parts that haven't yet been found to contradict what we know about the world are all metaphors and allegories. The parts that you can't disprove are real.
That's literally how it works.
That is never how it has worked you euphoric pseud. Augustine of Hippo objected to a literal reading of Genesis in the fourth century, as did Origen about a century earlier. The precedent for israelites is of course older still.
And Joshema begat Aramach
And Aramach begat Yehudimon
And Yedhudimon begat Tim
And Tim begat Calimari
And Calimari begat Obadamion
And Obadamion begat Arush the Short
And Arush the Short begat Mendias
And Mendias did live to forty seven and 800 years whilst begatting Aramach, not to be confused with the Aramach that begat Yehudimon
>yeah and then the big guy boiled the gays >yeah and then he came back and was like pow! cachow! >whoooo you'll love it when the flames dont hurt him that's some top dollar shit
capeshit for contrarians
>Cinemaphile >vape >THC
The least you could do is tie it in better, but we know that is your point, and why this shit thread hasn't been deleted yet. Jannies are the same sort of stoner asshats.
Oh look, we have a prophet who can ameliorate biblical criticism. Please elaborate and enlighten us.
I will. Explain to me which verses are real and which are metaphors and allegories.
kek
Nerds turned dudeweeds adapt the wackiest identities.
The parts that haven't yet been found to contradict what we know about the world are all metaphors and allegories. The parts that you can't disprove are real.
That's literally how it works.
>The parts that haven't yet been found to contradict what we know about the world are all metaphors and allegories. The parts that you can't disprove are real.
That's literally how it works.
That is never how it has worked you euphoric pseud. Augustine of Hippo objected to a literal reading of Genesis in the fourth century, as did Origen about a century earlier. The precedent for israelites is of course older still.
https://historyforatheists.com/2021/03/the-great-myths-11-biblical-literalism/
Ezekiel 23:20 is a beautiful verse full of metaphor
thc is known to exacerbate symptoms of schizophrenia
he'll be 'talking to god' in no time
Stop reading disgusting filth that will lead to destruction
>THC carts
Are you 12 years old?
Hate to say this grandpa but you just look like a crack addict with your blowtorch and concentrate
That's funny because I was actually watching a biblical movie earlier today
Yummy burnt coil.
And Joshema begat Aramach
And Aramach begat Yehudimon
And Yedhudimon begat Tim
And Tim begat Calimari
And Calimari begat Obadamion
And Obadamion begat Arush the Short
And Arush the Short begat Mendias
And Mendias did live to forty seven and 800 years whilst begatting Aramach, not to be confused with the Aramach that begat Yehudimon
That's a lot of fricking.
The other Aramach should have named his son Yehudimon to frick with people.
kys leaf
>turn off tv
>open Le Bible
“And so, the lord said: turneth off thine television and open thine holyiest book”
>mfw
Twu
>I am insane and possibly schizophrenic but I am not sure
I'm working on math
That’s not more than Islamic nonsense
Watch your bible instead.
>yeah and then the big guy boiled the gays
>yeah and then he came back and was like pow! cachow!
>whoooo you'll love it when the flames dont hurt him that's some top dollar shit
capeshit for contrarians
No.
>israeli Adventures II: The Goyim Strike back
I liked the Mormon Prequels
Really brought it home for an American audience
Those screw up the continuity
>Cinemaphile
>vape
>THC
The least you could do is tie it in better, but we know that is your point, and why this shit thread hasn't been deleted yet. Jannies are the same sort of stoner asshats.
Oh look, we have a prophet who can ameliorate biblical criticism. Please elaborate and enlighten us.
My brother in Christ, you have a 510 to ego/510 adapter on you iStick
Your cart is 510 threaded, just get rid of the adapter
Is smoking weed a sin?