Stop watching disgusting filth that will lead to destruction

>study your Bible

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will. Explain to me which verses are real and which are metaphors and allegories.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      Nerds turned dudeweeds adapt the wackiest identities.

      The parts that haven't yet been found to contradict what we know about the world are all metaphors and allegories. The parts that you can't disprove are real.
      That's literally how it works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The parts that haven't yet been found to contradict what we know about the world are all metaphors and allegories. The parts that you can't disprove are real.
        That's literally how it works.

        That is never how it has worked you euphoric pseud. Augustine of Hippo objected to a literal reading of Genesis in the fourth century, as did Origen about a century earlier. The precedent for israelites is of course older still.

        https://historyforatheists.com/2021/03/the-great-myths-11-biblical-literalism/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ezekiel 23:20 is a beautiful verse full of metaphor

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thc is known to exacerbate symptoms of schizophrenia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he'll be 'talking to god' in no time

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop reading disgusting filth that will lead to destruction

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >THC carts
    Are you 12 years old?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hate to say this grandpa but you just look like a crack addict with your blowtorch and concentrate

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's funny because I was actually watching a biblical movie earlier today

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy burnt coil.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And Joshema begat Aramach
    And Aramach begat Yehudimon
    And Yedhudimon begat Tim
    And Tim begat Calimari
    And Calimari begat Obadamion
    And Obadamion begat Arush the Short
    And Arush the Short begat Mendias
    And Mendias did live to forty seven and 800 years whilst begatting Aramach, not to be confused with the Aramach that begat Yehudimon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of fricking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The other Aramach should have named his son Yehudimon to frick with people.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kys leaf

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >turn off tv
    >open Le Bible
    “And so, the lord said: turneth off thine television and open thine holyiest book”
    >mfw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Twu
      >I am insane and possibly schizophrenic but I am not sure

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm working on math

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not more than Islamic nonsense

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch your bible instead.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah and then the big guy boiled the gays
    >yeah and then he came back and was like pow! cachow!
    >whoooo you'll love it when the flames dont hurt him that's some top dollar shit
    capeshit for contrarians

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >israeli Adventures II: The Goyim Strike back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the Mormon Prequels
      Really brought it home for an American audience

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those screw up the continuity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile
        >vape
        >THC
        The least you could do is tie it in better, but we know that is your point, and why this shit thread hasn't been deleted yet. Jannies are the same sort of stoner asshats.

        Oh look, we have a prophet who can ameliorate biblical criticism. Please elaborate and enlighten us.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My brother in Christ, you have a 510 to ego/510 adapter on you iStick
    Your cart is 510 threaded, just get rid of the adapter

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is smoking weed a sin?

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