If russia sends a couple MIRVs or muhammed blows up a dirty bomb near me i would like a heads up to not die of ARS. I'm sorry that your shithole doesnt have this necessary infastructure.
Do you find it weird that you spend your time complaining about Americans to Americans on an American website? You seem a bit obsessed.
Most other countries have similar systems I think. In Japan I think their tv's automatically are able to turn on for example in the event of emergency.
this reminds me of december 2012 when everyone was saying the world was going to end.
my gf and i were hellbent on having our first time just before the earth exploded, but we were both impressionable 13 year old kids. when the "last night" arrived it started raining pretty hard and we both immediately assumed the world was actually ending. my sister found us weeping in the dark kek
i'm still a virgin btw
7 months ago
Anonymous
God you are a pussy. I was your same age New Year’s Eve 1999, we actually had the media telling us we were fricked and I spent the night feeling an older girls breasts. Imagine not leveraging your gf being scared into happy sex time.
7 months ago
Anonymous
there's nothing happy about being scared for your life while your gf is crying about wanting to go home to say goodbye to mommy and daddy. good for you in 1999 though
7 months ago
Anonymous
Low test. If you are under 30 and the worlds ending your thought should be >how can I use this to cum
You can’t change it, can’t do anything about it. So you must cum. The women’s job is to be sad about it. Your job is to comfort them, with your dick
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nta but no one is impressed that you peaked in '99 and now have to relive it on a anime message board
7 months ago
Anonymous
Why didn't you do it? I mean at 13 it's not easy either but yeah.
Did you get annihilated by puberty or something? how are you still virgin
My country has this but they send alerts for minor stuff like "strong rainfall there might be flooding in some areas". It scared the shit out of me the first time I heard it. I thought my phone was screaming because it was overheating or something and is about to explode.
>do Americans really?
I like how its usually arrogant, boasting replies to bait like this. But whenever you post "do Euros really?" Its always genuinely spiteful replies from the Euros.
You don't understand, 100% of anything is hard to control; it's easier to control 100% by splitting it into halves, and aiming those halves at one another, so they aren't focused on "you"
It would never be allowed to escalate to secession/civil war/any kind of ideological "split" like that creating unified populations
mine phone went off at full volume despite my volume being all the way down and being on DND. hope anyone with a weird 3rd shift work schedule that just went to sleep had their phones off cuz frick them right
You must live in a blue state.
When I get these it's usually for old people that got in their car and forgot where they were going so just kept going.
last 4 times (I counted) it was an actual kidnapping it was spread far and wide and it was a mexican once, meth head whites and the other two times it was the natives. And that was 4 in like 3 years.
But 3-4 times it was a mom trying to be a c**t to the dad.
Think one of them c**ts got charged for it too.
anyway.
>Govt: Don't text/use phone while driving.
Good. No one is competent to do so, even hands free. >Govt: sends blaring message for even the few bright drivers to fumble to read text and turn it off.
So what was it's purpose, /x/philes on Cinemaphile?
Are they preparing for nukes, Chinese invasion, Yellowstone eruption, alien/ufo invasion, or something else altogether?
Can't imagine many scenarios where you'd need a nationwide alert.
>So what was it's purpose, /x/philes on Cinemaphile?
as always, just a reminder from your masters that you are a slave who craves the slop. their purpose to keep you in fear. fear keeps you in your cell even when the door is wide open.
>So what was it's purpose, /x/philes on Cinemaphile?
as always, just a reminder from your masters that you are a slave who craves the slop. their purpose to keep you in fear. fear keeps you in your cell even when the door is wide open.
1.2 million migrants snuck in while border patrol was distracted
https://www.fema.gov/sites/default/files/documents/fema_ipaws-2023-national-periodic-test-faqs.pdf >The IPAWS Modernization Act, 2015 (Public Law 114-143) requires FEMA to conduct nationwide tests of the public alert and warning system not less than once every three years. >The previous national test was in 2021.
I've been in the US for a year, Boston area. Here are the alerts I've gotten (apparently they can just take over your phone) >some n-word kidnapping another n-word >risk of lightning over the 4th of july concert/firework area so pls evacuate >risk of lightning over the 4th of july concert/firework area so pls evacuate >we are testing the national alert system >we are testing the national alert system forma de espanol
I didn't get it and I didn't go out of my way to turn it off, nor do I know anyone else who got it.
Unless this hasn't happened yet, but I'm pretty sure this is the one from a few months ago.
I was on a fricking heater in MTG Arena and this made me lose
I could handle the first but then the Spanish one and I'm waiting on a fricking interview call for a job I desperately need
I don't have a bomb shelter in my yard so if the nukes are already airborne, a phone alert is not going to help much. I will however try to jerk off one last time.
That’s really never true. They could typically give you a 10 minute warning. Death radius is never gonna be more than 5 miles, which means if you are at ground zero you only need to drive 30mph to escape. And that’s worst possible case. Now, if you live downtown in gridlock traffic, or have to take the bus or train, you are fricked. But anyone who chooses to live like that deserves it. If you live even just slightly outside of downtown just be quick about it while everyone is grabbing their funko pops and drive away from the city, you’ll be fine
I remember how many lefties were crying about it, who are silent about Biden doing it
Just like with the vaccine, it was terrible and none of them would ever imagine taking it, then as soon as Biden got in, it was wonderful and you're some kind of chud bigot for not taking the exact same thing
lol biden can't make it through a press statement without shitting his depends and garbling off into some side statement having nothing to do with anything, of course they don't let him near his twatter
>he fell for exactly what the "trial" and "charges" were meant to establish: that Trump isn't "one of them"
Never forget Obama legalized the CIA psyopsing US citizens
I got nothing when I turned my shit back on so whatever was sent during that 30 minute period they specified, I didn't get
After all the obvious fake covid shit I don't care
Real talk they just want to test the kill switch system for when SHTF
If they can connect to everyone's "wireless devices" simultaneously like that they can shut it all down instantaneously
How do they insert this broadcadt into a mp4 file played from my harddrive?
If you have a pc with tpm you have a backdoor built in they can do whatever they want with.
What if I have coreboot
When does this happen, like in 30 minutes right? What do I do in my last 30 minutes left alive on this planet?
40 minutes
happened in 30 minutes, homosexual
is it so bad in America that they really need to have nation wide emergency systems?
If russia sends a couple MIRVs or muhammed blows up a dirty bomb near me i would like a heads up to not die of ARS. I'm sorry that your shithole doesnt have this necessary infastructure.
Do you find it weird that you spend your time complaining about Americans to Americans on an American website? You seem a bit obsessed.
Why are you being islamophobic?
Most other countries have similar systems I think. In Japan I think their tv's automatically are able to turn on for example in the event of emergency.
Always have to be ready for Godzilla.
Most of the world has constant air raid sirens going off 24/7
They're just trying to make sure that Hawaii thing doesn't happen again.
the thing where the brother and sister fricked because they thought they were getting nuked?
why would they care about that
>the thing where the brother and sister fricked because they thought they were getting nuked?
Details?
newbie
Tbh this is pretty cute, they should just do this everyday since they made a habit of it
This isn't the original one.
How new are you zoomie? Did you come here from all the basedjak memes on twitter troony gimmick accounts?
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Yeah I know, the dates on all my downloads got fricked up so everything before 2020 is set to 10/10/2020
this reminds me of december 2012 when everyone was saying the world was going to end.
my gf and i were hellbent on having our first time just before the earth exploded, but we were both impressionable 13 year old kids. when the "last night" arrived it started raining pretty hard and we both immediately assumed the world was actually ending. my sister found us weeping in the dark kek
i'm still a virgin btw
God you are a pussy. I was your same age New Year’s Eve 1999, we actually had the media telling us we were fricked and I spent the night feeling an older girls breasts. Imagine not leveraging your gf being scared into happy sex time.
there's nothing happy about being scared for your life while your gf is crying about wanting to go home to say goodbye to mommy and daddy. good for you in 1999 though
Low test. If you are under 30 and the worlds ending your thought should be
>how can I use this to cum
You can’t change it, can’t do anything about it. So you must cum. The women’s job is to be sad about it. Your job is to comfort them, with your dick
Nta but no one is impressed that you peaked in '99 and now have to relive it on a anime message board
Why didn't you do it? I mean at 13 it's not easy either but yeah.
Did you get annihilated by puberty or something? how are you still virgin
Unless you live in a third world shithole, odds are your country has a similar service
>so obsessed with america that he's doing this over an emergency alert system
my man if your country doesn't have this you are beyond shithole status. i bet even brazil has it.
brazil has air raid sirens, I think most countries have those
That's how they used to alert people of the Black folktorms.
Just a little WW3 prep
My country has this but they send alerts for minor stuff like "strong rainfall there might be flooding in some areas". It scared the shit out of me the first time I heard it. I thought my phone was screaming because it was overheating or something and is about to explode.
It's the weather, just a storm warning.
It's going to be used for election frickery next year.
>do Americans really?
I like how its usually arrogant, boasting replies to bait like this. But whenever you post "do Euros really?" Its always genuinely spiteful replies from the Euros.
Every country has emergency alert systems. Even third world countries have them.
They alert city folk three times a day to kneel eastward in worship of Ukraine.
Imagine being this jealous America has a emergency broadcast system while all your country has is cows and streetshitters
Everybody wants to nuke us so yeahhh.
I wish.
How else are they going to keep you up to date on your vaxx boosters?
Yes. over half the country is MAGt terrorists who sympathize with Russia
Maybe the two Americas should just peacefully split?
You don't understand, 100% of anything is hard to control; it's easier to control 100% by splitting it into halves, and aiming those halves at one another, so they aren't focused on "you"
It would never be allowed to escalate to secession/civil war/any kind of ideological "split" like that creating unified populations
>makes you shit your pants and cry
I hate these
Just shut my phone off so I won't get it.
You can still get it even with your phone off
I have my fema alerts turned off, nub. You probably install every update that comes out like cattle
What's wrong with being a cattle at least we have friends while you starve to death alone
>implying he's alone
Kys israelite/gay enabler
If you're not alone you're a sheep
mine phone went off at full volume despite my volume being all the way down and being on DND. hope anyone with a weird 3rd shift work schedule that just went to sleep had their phones off cuz frick them right
You can’t turn off National alerts
Proof?
I have all mine turned off. Still got it. You can opt out of AMBER alerts but not National/Presidential ones.
no
I had my phone on airplane mode and didnt get it
FRICK i jumped
>amber alert
>shaniqua has been kidnapped by daquandrius
I love getting them for a kidnapping that happened 200 miles away 10 minutes ago
You must live in a blue state.
When I get these it's usually for old people that got in their car and forgot where they were going so just kept going.
last 4 times (I counted) it was an actual kidnapping it was spread far and wide and it was a mexican once, meth head whites and the other two times it was the natives. And that was 4 in like 3 years.
But 3-4 times it was a mom trying to be a c**t to the dad.
Think one of them c**ts got charged for it too.
anyway.
Out here it's Consuela and Jose.
>SUSPECT IS BLACK
unnecessary
And there it was, big nothing burger
>DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
amber alerts have always been a thing, why are you freaking out?
A car crashed because of the alert.
>Govt: Don't text/use phone while driving.
Good. No one is competent to do so, even hands free.
>Govt: sends blaring message for even the few bright drivers to fumble to read text and turn it off.
So what was it's purpose, /x/philes on Cinemaphile?
Are they preparing for nukes, Chinese invasion, Yellowstone eruption, alien/ufo invasion, or something else altogether?
Can't imagine many scenarios where you'd need a nationwide alert.
they said it was going to activate the 5G zombie chips in the vaccine
It didn't do shit.
The only difference I noticed after it I decided I'm Ridin' with Biden, but that's because I developed a common sense in the last 5 minutes.
1.2 million migrants snuck in while border patrol was distracted
>So what was it's purpose, /x/philes on Cinemaphile?
as always, just a reminder from your masters that you are a slave who craves the slop. their purpose to keep you in fear. fear keeps you in your cell even when the door is wide open.
russian tested their nationwide alert today too
Prepping for 2024 elections. COVID lockdown comeback too. Make sure to vote by mail.
https://www.fema.gov/sites/default/files/documents/fema_ipaws-2023-national-periodic-test-faqs.pdf
>The IPAWS Modernization Act, 2015 (Public Law 114-143) requires FEMA to conduct nationwide tests of the public alert and warning system not less than once every three years.
>The previous national test was in 2021.
It's fricking zombies!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkf2vhx5p9s)
I came prematurely because of the alert
Imagine if an actual emergency happened at the scheduled time of the drill
That would be crazy right ha ha
I've been in the US for a year, Boston area. Here are the alerts I've gotten (apparently they can just take over your phone)
>some n-word kidnapping another n-word
>risk of lightning over the 4th of july concert/firework area so pls evacuate
>risk of lightning over the 4th of july concert/firework area so pls evacuate
>we are testing the national alert system
>we are testing the national alert system forma de espanol
I turned emergency alerts off on my phone almost a year ago
You guys knew you could do that, right?
Not presidential alerts
I didn't get today's alert, doesn't look like I'll get a presidential one either : )
I didn't get it and I didn't go out of my way to turn it off, nor do I know anyone else who got it.
Unless this hasn't happened yet, but I'm pretty sure this is the one from a few months ago.
homie how old is that tv?
Do Americans never test their EAS or why was this such big news?
Never test our National one afaik. It's normally too widespread a country to have something affect all of it.
Local systems are tested all the time.
I was on a fricking heater in MTG Arena and this made me lose
I could handle the first but then the Spanish one and I'm waiting on a fricking interview call for a job I desperately need
The first time I heard the scary emergency alert sound from my phone I actually thought my phone was about to explode.
It’s honestly not that big a deal. So Uncle Sam can send a mass group text that you can’t control the volume of?
I don't have a bomb shelter in my yard so if the nukes are already airborne, a phone alert is not going to help much. I will however try to jerk off one last time.
I will rape.
That’s really never true. They could typically give you a 10 minute warning. Death radius is never gonna be more than 5 miles, which means if you are at ground zero you only need to drive 30mph to escape. And that’s worst possible case. Now, if you live downtown in gridlock traffic, or have to take the bus or train, you are fricked. But anyone who chooses to live like that deserves it. If you live even just slightly outside of downtown just be quick about it while everyone is grabbing their funko pops and drive away from the city, you’ll be fine
>implying they still make kino or it's on any streaming service
That was anticlimatic
they must be getting ready for a false flag to get us to invade russian or blame trump for
>/pol/boomers thought an alarm would turn people into zombies
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK HOLY FRICK KEEEEEEEEEEK
Is there any actual reason to use this nation wide alert system? The only realistic reason I could think of is is if a nuclear war starts.
>phone gets a national alert
>it says "KILL EVERY Black person IN SIGHT"
do you comply?
>the gubbermint made me do it
>the neighbors dog told me to kill them people
which is more believable?
You might get a lucky insanity plea either way, although the second one would probably be the most effective at getting it.
what are some good zombie kinos
I had to explain to my mother that this was just basically a fricking amber alert or silver alert and not something that would make her phone explode.
I want Trump to get re-elected just to see the shitposting applications of this technology.
It was also tested back when Trump was president and yet people forget this.
I remember how many lefties were crying about it, who are silent about Biden doing it
Just like with the vaccine, it was terrible and none of them would ever imagine taking it, then as soon as Biden got in, it was wonderful and you're some kind of chud bigot for not taking the exact same thing
Well I think the issue back then is that people thought he would use it like twitter and just post stupid shit to everyone Biden doesn't do that
>people thought he would use it like twitter and just post stupid shit to everyone
Did he though?
lol biden can't make it through a press statement without shitting his depends and garbling off into some side statement having nothing to do with anything, of course they don't let him near his twatter
Yeah but I’m saying 2024 trump would be 0fricks given and do anything not explicitly illegal and also a few things explicitly illegal
>he fell for exactly what the "trial" and "charges" were meant to establish: that Trump isn't "one of them"
Never forget Obama legalized the CIA psyopsing US citizens
What are you talking about?
Don't worry about it, goy
I was sleeping. I had a dream that I found another beer in my room then that alarm went off and scared the shig out of me.
Chuds why didn't the zombie outbreak occur? Do we need to wait two more weeks?
>personal
newbie.
>he didn't shut down all devices and unplug his router for an hour during this
Imagine
Why would that do anything? They receive a signal from a fricking tower, the tower didn't get turned off did it?
I got nothing when I turned my shit back on so whatever was sent during that 30 minute period they specified, I didn't get
After all the obvious fake covid shit I don't care
Real talk they just want to test the kill switch system for when SHTF
If they can connect to everyone's "wireless devices" simultaneously like that they can shut it all down instantaneously
>please stay tuned to your now bricked and otherwise useless device for the only news you need right now: the official government announcements
Why do emergency alert sounds have to be so scary? Why can't they just make a recognizable little jingle or something?
Some of Japan's are kind of comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlzGigIUgbY
Yeah, I like some of those. The Civil Protection Siren one is spoopy, though
Would you, could you, on a train?