She always lost the $$$ made comparison because she actually had proper valuations unlike most of the other morons on the show who felt a stained mattress was an easy 3 hundo.
Long Beach is full of white guys who act like Mexicans. Some black guys will act like Mexis. And of course Mexicans coopted a lot of black gang culture. You also see Mexicans in White Supremacist gangs. Crazy place.
Their daughter was hot but that was like 10 years ago she's probably as nasty as her mom by now. Hate to see it
Wasn't she originally part of that shitty spin-off version of the show? Called Storage Wars Texas or something? And that guy with the mustache was on it as well?
They realized it couldn't sustain a spinoff so imported the only thing people liked. There was a New York version too, I think
I cheated on my wife with only one woman and I swear she looks almost identical to Marie but without the crazy eyes and her face is a little less long. But basically her and also fit although she had two kids so her breasts are unfortunately saggy.
Met her a few times then hooked up at a conference. Then a conference the next year and so on until COVID hit and we haven’t seen each other except for an hour in May when she was stopping by my faculty to give a talk before flying out. I asked her if she was going to a big conference spring 2024 and she said yes and gave me the cutest and devilish smile.
I’ve been lifting 3 to 4 days a week and hitting PRs routinely since then. I’m going to be in peak shape for that conference and I’m going to plow her into oblivion. Just looking at this pic is bringing back memories and getting me fired up.
I love my wife yet the excitement from cheating on her with this beautiful and charismatic married woman is unreal. I feel like a spy. I used to watch Storage Wars and fantasize about Mary but never noticed their uncanny resemblance until right now. Fuel for the fire.
Wasn't she originally part of that shitty spin-off version of the show? Called Storage Wars Texas or something? And that guy with the mustache was on it as well?
Did anyone ever call him out on the fact that all his estimates were bullshit? Some of the others at least tried to keep it reasonable but he'd find a hollowed out Xbox and say it was worth $300.
>"look at this pen, I can easily get at least 20 dollars for it" >"those old chairs? about 100 bucks" >"wow look at those! A bag full of old clothes, this bad boy here goes easily got 500 dollars" >"Seems like it was a very profitable day"
Uhm....receipts?
ahhh i suppose, sure its not just being grabbed before you get there?
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That's part of it, but anything of real value doesn't even hit the floor anymore. At least where I live. They even have their own auction site where they shill bid their items up for absurd prices.
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Oh I didnt realize they sold shit online now, now I understand, Flea Markets have plenty of hidden treasures
>those psycho eyes
she's definitely an insane lay but would stalk you for months afterwards
God I wish
Oh no then I'm gonna have to marry her and breed 2-4 children with her and grow old together.
It's just horrid
She always lost the $$$ made comparison because she actually had proper valuations unlike most of the other morons on the show who felt a stained mattress was an easy 3 hundo.
>a broken toaster that's $50
It's more that she wasn't running a thrift store/flea market stand so garbage that would sell in such places was just garbage
>a used golf ball
>that's a 75 dollar bill all day
Test
For me its Brandi's huge breasts
love her
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
i thought Jarrod was mexican, why is he dressed like a cholo? was ever a time this was talked on the show?
Long Beach is full of white guys who act like Mexicans. Some black guys will act like Mexis. And of course Mexicans coopted a lot of black gang culture. You also see Mexicans in White Supremacist gangs. Crazy place.
that's very insightful anon, thanks
t. non american
Barry and Jesse's dad were drug dealers and money launderers back in the day lol
The real question is how did he land brandi
He was the bouncer at her strip club
he's a wigger
>Schulz
I think he's israeli, they always pretend to be something they're not, did you buy any Outlaw Apparel swag back in the day?
Just your average american mutt
>Just your average american mutt
She is so smol, I want to pick her up
Their daughter was hot but that was like 10 years ago she's probably as nasty as her mom by now. Hate to see it
They realized it couldn't sustain a spinoff so imported the only thing people liked. There was a New York version too, I think
Wasn't she a stripper?
And had a sex tape but sued the guy into oblivion. I prayed for it to leak but nothing.
She used to strip in Dallas back in the mid 00's, fun times.
>get divorced
>bawds it up even more
Perfect.
I cheated on my wife with only one woman and I swear she looks almost identical to Marie but without the crazy eyes and her face is a little less long. But basically her and also fit although she had two kids so her breasts are unfortunately saggy.
Met her a few times then hooked up at a conference. Then a conference the next year and so on until COVID hit and we haven’t seen each other except for an hour in May when she was stopping by my faculty to give a talk before flying out. I asked her if she was going to a big conference spring 2024 and she said yes and gave me the cutest and devilish smile.
I’ve been lifting 3 to 4 days a week and hitting PRs routinely since then. I’m going to be in peak shape for that conference and I’m going to plow her into oblivion. Just looking at this pic is bringing back memories and getting me fired up.
I love my wife yet the excitement from cheating on her with this beautiful and charismatic married woman is unreal. I feel like a spy. I used to watch Storage Wars and fantasize about Mary but never noticed their uncanny resemblance until right now. Fuel for the fire.
wtf
Your trash. I hope your wife finds out, divorces your ass, takes all your shit, AND fricks your best friend after.
You would unironically deserve death if this were true, but we all know it isn't.
Wasn't she originally part of that shitty spin-off version of the show? Called Storage Wars Texas or something? And that guy with the mustache was on it as well?
>putting together a israelite with a irish/iranian mix cutie
what did they mean by this?
>not knowing Moe who sniffs wood to determine its value
his catchphrase is "Moe's Nose Knows" and he has pussy surrounding him every episode
I want to bid on Brandi's boob sweat
>Oh, look Brando... a box of freshly used condoms... that's a $20 bill all day long.
Did anyone ever call him out on the fact that all his estimates were bullshit? Some of the others at least tried to keep it reasonable but he'd find a hollowed out Xbox and say it was worth $300.
Listen pal, you see those wienerroaches in that Xbox, those are rare wienerroaches. That's a 150 dollar bill right there.
>"look at this pen, I can easily get at least 20 dollars for it"
>"those old chairs? about 100 bucks"
>"wow look at those! A bag full of old clothes, this bad boy here goes easily got 500 dollars"
>"Seems like it was a very profitable day"
Uhm....receipts?
Never seen a goodwill on the weekends? Thatbare popping, you can definitely make a lot money with people's old shit
Goodwill went to shit after all the people started flooding in with their fricking smart phones and ruined it.
How so?
Because they realized there was value in what they had and stopped putting good stuff out.
ahhh i suppose, sure its not just being grabbed before you get there?
That's part of it, but anything of real value doesn't even hit the floor anymore. At least where I live. They even have their own auction site where they shill bid their items up for absurd prices.
Oh I didnt realize they sold shit online now, now I understand, Flea Markets have plenty of hidden treasures
>Dis is a RARE first Nintendo system ever made. The Nintendo 001!
>*kills himself*
She needs a only fan
Post more brandis
Renes wife was not as well.
>they meet while she was working in a strip club
Perfect.
I liked when Dave and the auctioneer got into a brawl over him missing Mary's quiet lil bid.
Was that staged?
all these shows were stagged
Nah, felt and looked legit. Reality slop especially fake fights are easy to spot usually.
>dan got to motorboat those huge breasts every night making his ridiculous auctioneer noises
Didn't he have multiple strokes?
aneurysms, Hester had a stroke
>making his ridiculous auctioneer noises
are all auctoners like that?
Getting married means she no longer needs to let you have fun with her body.
Nothing gayer than long white socks pulled high and tight especially with a pair of vans or converse fuxking clowns
>hits the winning storage locker
>chooses instead to keep it for himself
kino every time
He was one of the best reasons to watch this show.
frick me i cant watch any episode with her in it withouth getting a raging boner, her face is so cummable and her pits are perfect
they brought a new karen in that show that was also hot
For me, it's the redhead wine aunt.
>It's a Brandi in tight jeans episode
Kino
>watching pawn stars, american pickers, storage wars, and hardcore pawn back in the day
SOVL