Yakub - The Father Of The White Devil Race
(22 pages)
A story (based on reliable historical documents) about Yakub and the creation of the white race.
By Frank Edward (smackfrank)
Source:
https://twitter.com/smackfrank/status/1727316024163496355
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>dear reade-
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I like this little touch
i dont get it
the way a elementary school mistake like that shows up as yakub is researching makes it feel deliberate
Unless you have a library pass you can only say reada
reposting from last thread
Sounds like Yakub was justified.
it's ironic that even in the supremacist black mythos, not only blacks are at fault, but they also pretend to dindu nuffin
Turns out Yakub was the good guy all along because black people are awful. What a fricking surprise.
Why does no one ever point out he has a giant weird head? That seems like a concern for most people around him.
No idea lol. It's the least weird thing in this. It just kinda becomes part of the background
see
He got bullied for his big head.
WTF this guy is changing all the story. This is not how it happened.
reminds me of this
also the NOI are cool and based and i don't care if you think they're silly
reminder this comic was made in a tongue in cheek way, and the author deliberately made it funny.
Really? I couldn't tell.
Most of Cinemaphile is REALLY dumb
I'm sorry anon, this belief is unironic and catching on with Twitter blacks like HIV.
Yes, there are real people who really believe this nonsense, but whoever created this comic is taking the piss out of them.
it's also what the NOI unironically believes.
how did they get my picture
If they hate black people why do they follow yakub?
The End.
Hilarious how they're so butthurt about africa never developing beyond mudhuts and sticks that they wrote this shit, doesn't the black appropriation of mecca piss off the muslims? Can't even write an alternate history without stealing things.
Blasphemous. The white man would never kill Yakub. This is not in the original scripture.
Then again this is the same as that one incel comic from the other thread so I guess narrative or whatever.
>one incel comic from the other thread
Whats that? This is the only thread Ive made today
Same author. Posted a month ago. Not by you.
Yakub was based. Also it indirectly makes black people look like idiots who failed to organize their bronze age militia properly against cro magnon savages and got rekt so hard that the Yakubians dominated them for eons to come.
kino
Fricking lies
We did not kill Yakub:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)#Story
So Whites are even more loyal and honorable than the storytime shows since they don't betray Yakub and even continue their father's legacy.
Alas...we have given up the duty given to us by our father. I hope one day whites will return to do what he wanted us to do.
That's also not in the scriptures, we weren't built to genocide blacks, we were built to be awesome
No, Whites didn't exist yet, it was Yakub's followers still Black who carried on his work until they created the end product of the white man who inherently lacks any loyalty or truth due to their creation
Same energy
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
LET THE MELANOIDS BURN
Stardust the Super Wizard's ancestor in the second panel.
>Have a chance to explain why modern whites aren't all bloodthirsty savages by saying the good whites mixed with the savage majority and supressed their evil somewhat
>"Nah, tha good whites turned too gorillas!"
This myth could use some revisions.
Why do you think everyone was so upset about Harambe?
seriously what were these homies smokin' or consuming? And where can I get it?
nice now white people can draft gorilas for our team.
>On that day mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the titans and were disgraced to live in cages we called walls.
>Seid ihr das Essen? Nein wir sind die Jäger!
SHOUT OUT TO YAKUB
THANK YOU FOR CREATING ME AND TROLLING BLACK PEOPLE FOR ETERNITY
YOUR PARENTS WILL BE AVENGED
So much this, I will worship Yakub unironically. Frick yahweh, the homosexual
Why are chuds so receptive to the Yakub myth
Because Hotep mythology in general is so outlandish and inflammatory that it's interesting and humorous. Plus it's so much more mystical and interesting than mainstream secular liberal antiwhite blood libel. I'd rather get stabbed by a guy who thinks I'm an ancient demigod's ogre lab creation than a nog who got radicalized by The 1619 Project.
This, there is a dignity in dying as a demon, than just a Black person casualty
Because it's a myth made exclusively by Black supremacists that still managed to make White people out as the superior race with a cool revenge based orgin story.
it's funny
So where do the asians come from
And the arabs and the israelites.
Frick, where do orangutans come from? Were they peaceful gingers?
The other races were created by Yakub during his experimentation, all stepping stones on the way to the albinoids.
Is that actual lore?
white people descended from neanderthals
black people descended from gorillas
asian people descended from macaques
irish "people" descended from orangutans
nordic people descended from the evropan hyperborean aliens
pygmies descended from howler monkies
south americans descended from capuchins
israeli people descended from crocodiles
indians descended from cows
and japanese people descended from those hot spring monkeys
and arabs descended from hamadryas baboons of course
>south americans descended from capuchins
>japanese people descended from those hot spring monkeys
I'm weirdly ok with this.
Japanese are chinese that went to japan and killed the natives who were actually caucasoid and technically russian, they had huge chins and were so manly even the women were hairy, read on the Ainu, japanese are not descended from hot spring monkeys. The reason why some japanese look like horrid chinamen (yayoi) and some like actual people (jomon) is because they have more ainu blood in them
There was another version of this with the asians replaced with different iterations of Ultraman, I wish I'd saved it.
Even at their worst, white people continue to be total Chads.
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this panel.
Look at that work ethic and cooperation.
I like how all whites look the same to black people. The opposite is true as well
Don't frick with Yakub homie
>Multiple generations of breeding were able to take place within Yakub and the King's lifespan for some reason, despite the basis of white people being the same black people and therefore would take the same amount of time to produce children and mature to adulthood
>No black man can kill another black man, this is our 500 year old holy law
>Oh just ignore that part where we literally had a black man kill Yakub's parents who were also black
Who the frick writes this shit
>Multiple generations of breeding were able to take place within Yakub and the King's lifespan for some reason, despite the basis of white people being the same black people and therefore would take the same amount of time to produce children and mature to adulthood
Maybe the royal blood just live a lot longer. But then Yakub is a half-royal blood, and all the white devils have royal blood so that excuse doesn't work
>No black man can kill another black man, this is our 500 year old holy law
>Oh just ignore that part where we literally had a black man kill Yakub's parents who were also black
Maybe the Yakub's parents crime was an exception due to the severity of the crime. But then Yakub marching a hostile mob of foreign savages right into the city is less severe then that?
Damn even if you try to find excuses for this shit it still doesn't work.
Yakub only returned with his white army after 600 years of eugenics; the ban on killing happened while he was on the boat.
Nice reading comprehension chump.
Huh. Well done anon.
Well this is the entirety of the comic
So black people back then just lived really long for no reason?
they had no welfare check
This was before the white man invented fast food and menthol cigarettes.
Extreme longevity is not that uncommon in mythological/religious tales, after all biblical figures like Methuselah were said to have lived for 900+ years
Pretty sure whoever wrote this was just not keeping up with numbers at all
>Logic is questioned
>Point out that it makes sense within the stated timeline
>"Lol nah I think they were just winging it"
The frick is wrong with your brain
Easy brother. They’re white they do not understand. It is our job to guide them
Dat's rite
Black supremacists
>Who the frick writes this shit
In the real story Yakub dies of old age before the white race is finished. They kept breeding for a few hundred years after his death, and only then they came back to attack black people. This comic is making up a bunch of bullshit.
Oh yeah, this comic is making up bullshit about the historical events surrounding Yakub
I'm fricking dying here you guys have to stop
I LOVE YAKUB
seriously.
download link to uncensored comic?
It's the twitter link
I DON'T HAVE TWATTER
>I'll frick the melanin out of you
how come I never thought of that?
What was he smoking or consuming and where can I get it?
Can a white person join NOI?
after a quick search it appears, that its primarily composed of African-americans, with a small number of hispanic and native americans
>tfw your ancestors killed yakub
How could they? We're monsters!
we can repent by eliminating Yakub's enemies, ie. blacks
Virgin White Supremacists:
Mad they have to do their own work now
Still butthurt they Lost a war for a country that lasted about the life span of a gerbil
Most disabled White Man wants to marry his sister and live on welfare
Lore: Black people are bad um.... because.... uh.... they're black?
Chad Black Supremacists:
Put in the work
Are responsible for their own downfall
Discovered Tricknology
Created demon race that lasted longer then even the most holy of empires
The most disabled Black Man is still a super genius and starts his own enterprise
Lore: White people are literally Black People gone wrong
Remember that Hitler was a soiboi vegetarian and a feminist who got his ass kicked by mutts, anglos and slavs. Once again Blakk Kangz btfo ytboi
I can kneel to that
Anons, can we post some images of Yakub? I need it for my.. hm.. eh. uhm.. collection?
A classic
it does explain my inner hatred of every single Black in my heart (except allmighty father Yakub of course)
Shit like this is why /misc/ will always have the most hilarious board culture.
Honest question - how do we now that the Yakub's version is not the real one and what we know and believe to be true isn't a spook or a psyop (created by the white devils)?
I was gonna say the existence of other races isnt explained but then we have this
so its foolproof
Maybe the fact that all the original members of the NOI abandoned it for normal Islam and modern day NOI had to be refounded?
>Maybe the fact that all the original members of the NOI abandoned it for normal Islam and modern day NOI had to be refounded?
Farrakhan is still alive (90 years) and hasn't abandoned it, and his claims were never refuted, that makes it legit to me
NOI guys did the pilgrimage to Mecca, starting spouting this shit, and Muslims there looked at them like they'd grown another head.
Was it ever stated when Yakub had birthsday? We should celebrate it as the most holiest of days
This story is bullshit.
Where is the part where Yakub's lab explodes, thus creating the moon? The very moon the white dog people howl at in remembrance of their origins??
According to the wikipedia page thats a different guy
>laugh and ridicule at someones comic about a ridiculous premise of large headed black african making white men
>realize that comic creator have more drive than me to make a comic than me.
Yeah its that feel.
Pray to Yakub so he can forgive your sins
what's wrong with that rabbit
He's fat, moron. Can't you read?
Gotta be honest, the Yakub lore is interesting. It's like the origin story for a comic book villain.
>It's like the origin story for a comic book villain.
>THERE IS NO ARYAN BASED GOD
>THAT'S WHY I STEPPED IN
more like anti-hero. The lore about Yakub was written by his enemies. IT's not like we can learn the truth straight from Yakub himself
Or it's one of those epics where there wasn't exactly a good guy in the situation, but still causes mass debate.
>"Yakub literally created an evil race to destroy his people, though, even the innocents."
>"But what about the people and circumstances that contributed to Yakub going down this path?"
now when I think about it, something might have been lost in the translation. after all, we mustn't forget that it was translated by Black folk
feels like Dr whatever-the-frick-his-name was creating the Daleks
I just realised Ive only ever watched one episode of Dr Who and my entire knowledge of that franchise comes from one fan comic I found on TV Tropes about the exploits of a Dalek general that doesnt even feature the Doctor
If I ever find that I'll try to storytime it
Someone posted that scene earlier in the thread
Bizarre how we haven't gotten a Jordan Peele movie about Yakub or at least something inspired by it. It feels like something up his alley.
Threads theme
Never read the original tale as envisioned by Nation of Islam, but is the beast thing an attempt to associate dog ownership with white people? Or is the creator taking liberties?
I will not be surprised if the MAGA crowd co-opts this and start calling themselves White Devils or The Army of Yakub
it's like humankind is destined to fail like morons
moron
Yes, MAGAs are moronic, I can see them try it
They have 0 hobbies or aspirations. What else can they do?
They can read this comic and get some ideas
OF COURSE, implying they are capable of reading
even before this there's been a long history of people calling themselves Yakubians
Seriously. These morons learned about Yakub today and probably think he was made up yesterday. Meanwhile the "MEGA crowd" has known about Nation of Islam for decades and been making memes and jokes about it.
frick, why are white people so lame. why do we fail Yakub, again and again?
Frick, now I'm craving Cracker Barrel.
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You do realize Black Panthers and the like already had this idea loooooooooong before whatever current year boogeyman moved into your head.
black panthers are defunct
They still had the same idea literally decades ago.
Do you not realize this is satire of an actual new-age cult that's at least 50 years old?
Do you realize that people (including me) believe it unironically. This is progress. This is sparta. This is madness
My apologies, follower of yakub. it's my privileged white devil in me speaking to tempt you from the righteous path
>Stone age white savages completely annihilated all black civilizations
Its amazing that blacks dont realize this is a white supremacist fairy tale.
they are black, intelligence is not their forte, otherwise they would rule the earth
Gain a personality outside of /misc/.
>inb4 I can't
I don't think you will believe me when I say that I am a Cinemaphile natural
The Aryan/Yamnaya steppe people thing right?
/misc/ might be anti-trump, but the trump followers might unironically use it. but then again, it's only my few cents, it's not like it's going to happen, right? I just had a brainfart, there's no way of this happening
As a proud Cinemaphile and /gif/ poster all of this is true and we both look and sound just like this
I think we should just drop our masks and just admit that yes, we are white devils, and we are punishing black people because Yakub told us so
I was supposed to pretend? I was just telling them when they asked.
Where do the israeli people fit in to this mythology? I don't think Neo-Yakubanism will catch on and unify all whitekind in primordial hatred unless that one is settled (hehe).
Real israelites are black and "white" israelites are impostors.
More White Usurpers
pdf file of the comic
https://files.catbox.moe/t5qlj9.pdf
Is the same guy that did the Incel comic?
Cab we okease treat Yakub seriously?
I believe in him
Stick this into a mega, please.
sankyu
So who made this comic? It's outstanding...for what it is. Should be a Storytime of Pain series standard. I want to see if he's got any other gems.
Not quite. Only the Hoteps. Like Award winning comic author Tai Neshi Coates.
You see some of this shit in his Space Black Panther run.
Yes, but no. I've only met one, and she was married to a member and is a black panther party member. There are literally more black KKK members.
>So who made this comic?
https://twitter.com/smackfrank
Kek I want to share this to arabs and let them know this is what is taugh as history in American. Arabs are white people that turned brown, Mecca was black egypt was black all of the middle east was black and is stolen land and that Arans&Whites stole their land and culture.
Just to see what would happen how insane they would get how lividly enraged they would become just at the thought of Mecca being a black country never mind Arabs being White people who became brown from the sun over time. This is indeed what is taught as history and this is what jogger Americans preach now you know why Edgypt is always shown as black people movies/photos/games/books/drawings now. It was a black country and culture white people drew over the hyrogypths when they found them in the 1900's they re-wrote history burned books claimed Edgyptains were white and then brown but never black. Just to see Ackbar foaming from the mouth screeching allah bless 9/11 all israelites must die death to America enslave all kneegrows again why did we stop in the 1930's(this is true accept slavery is a thing in SA once again accept they use Indian people take their visas and throw 30 of them in a small house threaten to kill them if they do not do shit and their government does not care because they're all low caste shit the recruters in India make bank sending all these poor souls telling them they will make great money in SA for their families only to be enslaved beaten and work 80 hour weeks with no food till they are worthless thrown in jail the courts lie and say they did X crime and they are flown back to India as criminals and banned from the country)
homie looks the Leader.
No shit
the author mentioned that he intentionally changed around some details(like having Yakub live till the end instead of dying before White People were actually created, or excising some stuff like the part with Moses) from the actual NOI texts both to keep the comic from being too long and to make it flow better as an actual story
Just the idea of making a whole religion specifically based around seething at whitey is so bizarre