Aside from the latest Superman show, has there been any other straight White male leads in the 2020s?
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Aside from the latest Superman show, has there been any other straight White male leads in the 2020s?
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>romani
Romani have lived in Europe for hundreds of years. There has been enough intermarriage for some to be considered White. Dick is usually portrayed with White features.
All right.
shitty retcon
>romani actually live in the united states, or people even fricking know what the frick you would be talking about when you mention them
I looked through notable animated films and Klaus was the most recent one with a straight white male lead.
Is that an adaptation of the Grant Morrison comic?
Nah he was pretty gay for Klaus in that movie
No wonder why the critics' hated it.
>italian
>white
Um.
So you have a problem called Italian's White and yet anytime but Roman soldier happens to not be European you have a problem?
I've hooked me another one.
wut
Anon is pretending that Italy wasn't invaded by Moors at some point post Roman Empire.
shhh
hot italian women are honorary whites. Don't ruin it for everyone else. I want that spicy meat ball
If that's true, then blackswapping Jimmy was a hatecrime
critics hated it because apart from the fanservice, it was still a mid af generic illumination film with a mario pallete
Sometimes one grows bored with fine cuisine and just craves for a good ol' fast food hamburger.
Matty Mulligan from Mulligan
Rip Digman from Digman
Jeff Cooper from Fired on Mars
Johnathan Fall from Captain Fall
John Hunchman from Dicktown
Kid from Kid Cosmic
Kevin from Koala Man
Duncan from Duncanville
Ben Hopkins from Hoops
Elvis from Agent Elvis
Be honest, you made those up. I've literally never heard of them.
>lalalalala i cant hear you
Kys
That doesn't even apply, you stupid gay.
It took you more effort to make that post than to enter the name of any of those shows to check it for yourself
You goddamn npc
But then how will I complain about the gheys on Cinemaphile?
I'm going to take this as a passive aggressive way of asking for pics of white dudes being heterosexual. Pic related. It's captain fall meeting the sexual monster that is liza barrel.
How come Cinemaphile never talks about these?
Kid Cosmic, Agent Elvis, Captain Fall, and Koala Man are the only ones Cinemaphile has ever talked about. The rest are just mediocre adult comedies.
Because they prefer to complain about da heckin gheys and da ebil women for yous.
Because Cinemaphile only watches Disney girl slop or whatever Twitter and Tiktok tells them to watch.
These shows are never advertised anywhere.
>Only watching shows that are advertised to you instead of searching for new stuff yourself
NPC behavior
Pantheon has one (other MC is a girl), Fired on Mars only has one MC and he is white and straight, two of the four main characters of Scavengers Reign are also straight white men. Also, Klaus.
No girl MCs.
Cinemaphile is especially shit today.
i reckon the new scott pilgrim attracted shitposter tourists who think their years-old bait is still funny.
Counter act shit by flinging your own
Cinemaphile has been especially shit for the past month. Increase in try-hard "schizos" that want to be the next Guy, way more obvious zoomers reposting Reddit memes, way more social media screencap bait with "What do we think of this?!" (Insert moronic take from a literal who)
I'm tired of this shit
The "I could frick the dyke out of her"
Aye
This whole board was always shit.
I know, but somehow it feels worse lately which I didn't think was possible
It’s either Scott pilgrim or the Wish audio leak
When someone pointed out to me that if the responses to your observations are either insults or accusations, it's almost always because you're correct and they have no argument. Your concession is appreciated.
Damn Kevin Smith
>Drives a minivan
No way he's fricking straight.
>I just want to be mad!
>Clark Kent
>white
Debatable.
one of the El ancestors ended up on earth, got saved by a Kent farmer (though the guy died) and to make up for it took the DNA of this nice stranger to use for his descendants.
... I can't tell if you're joking or not.
I remember something like it, but can't find my source anymore. Var-El definitely fricked around on earth in the 1800s, at least.
Bait used to be believable.
He's a hapa
>butt of every joke
>alwways written as weaker, less mature and less competent then any women he encoutners
>all the strong warriors and tough leaders are female or black
>constatly gets rescued or beaten up by woman, never wins fights or rescues female characters
man modern cartoons really hate white men, when was the last time a straight white male lead was written as competent and cool as your average female mc mary sue?
Name all 36, anon.
>The Loud House
>Fired on Mars
>Mulligan
>Digman
>Final Space
>Kid Cosmic
>Trollhunters
>Agent Elvis
>Nate Is Late
>Koala Man
>Son of Zorn
>Bordertown
>Bunsen is a Beast
>Big City Greens
>The Great North
>Jeff & Some Aliens
>Mighty Magiswords
>Atomic Puppet
>Shane the Chef
>Chuck's Choice
>Camp Lakebottom
>Freedom Fighters: The Ray
>Heroes of Envell
>The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants
>Corner Gas Animated
>OK K.O.
>Lastman
>Hot Streets
>Tarantula
>Paradise PD
>The Hollow
>Apollo Gauntlet
>Blood of Zeus
>Tender Touches
>Momma named me Sheriff
>Duncanville
>Big Mouth
>Dragons: The Nine Realms
>Gary and His Demons
>Dota: Dragon's Blood
>He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
>The Last Kids on Earth
>Pacific Heat
>The Prince
>Q-Force
>Kazoops!
>Jerry and the Raiders
>Big Nate
>Dino Ranch
>Doomlands
>The Freak Brothers
>Dino Ranch
>Kid Lucky
>Close Enough
>Tig N' Seek
>Ten Year Old Tom
>A Tale Dark & Grimm
>F is for Family
>Castlevania
>Elliott from Earth
>Milo Murphy's Law
>Trailer Park Boys
>Hoops
>Adventure Beast
>Runes
>Corner Gas Animated
>The Adventures of Kid Danger
>Ollie! The Boy Who Became What He Ate
>The Pirates Next Door
>Captain Fall
>Grimsburg
>Poor Devil
>Royal Crackers
>Toon Marty
>Stretch Armstrong
>Slippin' Jimmy
>Saving Me
>The Barefoot Bandits
>This World Can't Tear Me Down
>Nils Holgersson
>Bad Exorcist
>Little People
>Future-Worm!
>Rico & Oskar
>Noddy, Toyland Detective
>Looped
>Farzar
>Billy Dilley's Super‑Duper Subterranean Summer
>Wishfart
>My Knight and Me
>Rusty Rivets
>Power Players
>Mr. Magoo
>Hell Den
>That's Joey!
>Doomsday Brothers
>Dicktown
>Dorg van Dango
>Paranormal Action Squad
>Stretch Armstrong and the Flex Fighter
>The list
>the quads
anon btfo
NOOOOO they doon't couunt because I don't like theeem/they weren't mainstream/advertized on tiktok/I don't like the artstyle/have no waifus the list is invaliiid
Rekt
Fighters: The Ray
The Ray is gay, tho.
>>He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
The remake's MC is a lesbian.
Proof? Can I see a scene where Teely kisses a girl? Shows interest in women at all?
>The remake's MC is a lesbian.
No she isn't. Why are you lying?
>Why are you lying
Its all they do
Who's "they," ma'am? Are "they" in the room with us now?
Yes.
Did we watch two different shows or am I misremembering it?
The one where Adam's dead?
And don't assume someone's lying when they could simply be mistaken.
Because anons have repeated this lie ever since that show ended.
Ugh. You're gonna make me rewatch it, aren't you? Great. More melodrama about Evilynne's backstory and really bad voice acting in that last episode with Motherboard or whatever they called it.
Good luck
I think right after, in going to swallow glass.
Do you know how I know Teela isn't a lesbian or bisexual in that show? Cause I love girl x girl media and I would've known right away if there had been genuine girl love in that series.
>Dino Ranch
You listed this one twice.
Gas Animated
Also that one.
BTW, am I the only one who prefers this to the original? It works better as a cartoon, IMO
>>Q-Force
So is literally everyone in. This. The 'q' stands for queermosexual.
>Rico & Oskar
Aren't they illegals IE not white?
Black person, they're literally blonde germans
Nifty.
With those names, I just assumed they ate tacos, lmao.
Any good?
Armstrong
This one, too.
You absolute fricking champion.
I kneel.
none of those are action or fantasy cartoons with cool or heroic straight white male leads.
they are all about idiot loser white guys who are the butt of every joke and get always out shined or ridculed by mary sue woman and blacks
See
>Anon fricks and lists multiple shows with ethnic or queer leads, and some shows get listed twice
>"Hur Hur totally owned your just moving goal posts.
Shut the frick up moron.
You are coping.
Coping and seething.
>Literally couldn't meet a really basic requirement
>"You-you're coping!"
Seethe more homosexual.
>WAH WAH
Keep crying b***h.
Threads over. Chuds lost.
You forgot Steven Universe and Steven Universe Future
>The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants
List one. Unless you're referring to Melvin who got the hots on the brainiac black chick, also he's not mc like George and Harold.
>Big City Greens
Shit MC, Shit GF. Also, he's yellow. Not white.
>Atomic Puppet
Joey isn't white, nor they were any examples of him liking any girl besides hanging out with Pauline.
>Tig N' Seek
Shit MC, the girl is cute, but has limited role in episodes she appears. Tig is orange, not white.
>being this fricking pedantic
You're pathetic. Aren't straight white men supposed to be The Ideal of Masculinity? Why are you such a little b***h piss crybaby?
>The Ideal of Masculinity
Black person, none of these homosexuals are anything like the rest. They're just beanmouth goyslop and you have to be a literal dumb Black person to suck up to goyslop wiener like those.
Why does Superman look like a human when he's an alien?
Programming for when his type arrive to our earth.
Because he's a character created for the entertainment of children.
He-Man 2021
why do you guys try so hard to be oppressed victims?
What year do you live in? In 2023 the only 'victims' in the Western world are White people.
Social media made everbody's brain shrink, victim LARPing is the central personality trait of must of their users, no matter what group.
Modern culture puts victimhood on a pedestal. Social capital is gained through victimization and our society has been organized into a hierarchy where each group is placed based on victimhood.
Someone here on Cinemaphile made a pretty good point the other day when they said "if you tell someone that pulling out a knife is a threat, and then go and pull out a knife, odds are they're going to start feeling like you're threatening them" and I think that about sums it up. schizo lefties have been telling everyone that not having characters that are like X or Y people is an attack on X and Y people and that stopping them for almost any reason was also an attack, and then started doing everything they could to make there be as few straight white dudes as possible and changing as many of them as they could.
If you tell somebody you consider a certain behavior to be an attack, and then start behaving in that way towards them, they're going to interpret it as an attack on them because they know you consider it to be such and thus will now be wary of further action.
That's a long way to say that you have never actually been threatened.
who hurt you?
When you're at the top of the social hierarchy, equality feels like oppression.
Desu, for me it's just I want chad black dudes or stories that could only be told with a black man. And not like hacks like Jordan Peele. Like tbh I love Boyz in the Hood and I love Candyman. I love Blade and Spawn (HBO Spawn) is the best one. I want good black shit, not cringe morons who've never really had any life experience.
Trying to force inferior races to be equal to whites requires oppression which is what they’ve done
Ever considered not being brown?
Yes but you didn't watch it because you were afraid of a strong woman.
> Teela looks like classic Bow without a mustache
And this shit is getting a continuation...
Whenever that is. Not that anyone will care when it finally comes out.
(You)
I choose to believe he's bisexual.
Same.
better question when was the last action or adventure show that had a straight white male character who was not a weakling, idiot or butt of every joke so that women and blacks could be the real heroes of the show but instead actually focused a cool and competent straight white male heroes who won fights by himself and regularly rescued other people?
Does he also have a big dick along with everything else? Just wondering.
Anakin Skywalker TCW.
so a show form over a decade ago because the disney season of clown wars sidelined anakin and every other white guy to be all about strong wyman yet again.
grim. we really need more diversity. women and lefties are such hypocrites
You're no different than current wave feminist and its very sad.
>sexy female pinup in the back
i miss old none woke star wars
cgi he-man
Look at anon move them goalposts.
/co/mblr always gets so pissy when people point it out yet never can name even a single show that isn't full of wokeshit and actually has cool white male leads like old cartoons that came out before occupy wallstreet.
total npc behavior
The definition of work is deliberately so vague that two shows on either scale the political Spectrum can easily be called that . many people argue the Mario movie was going to fail because it was work because Princess Peach was a boss who was depictive as a actually be a carpeted fighter.
woke is actually pretty easy to figure out. lefties like you just have to be dishonest and try to change the subject since you can't debate for shit.
woke is replacing white male characters or attractive female characters simply because you are bigoted even if it goes against decades of established lore, history, biology or simply common sense. woke is turning once competent and cool straight white males into weaklings and idiots to make women and blacks look good in comparison.
woke is having sexist double standard like being totally fine with constantly having white male characters running around shirtless and getting rescued or insulted by women every 5 secons but going absolute apeshit if the genders were reversed.
Woke = anything I do not like
nazi = anything I do not like
You lot are all on the same coin and you can't even see it.
like i said, changing he subject because you can't debate worth shit
you have the iq of a child
/thread
You say that even when it's Disney replacing someone who is not human from having a white skin tone to having a not white skin tone and it is apparently super woke now. Also you do know a shortlist man is not considered 18 rated but nudity but the same thing for a woman is? That was the law of the land before being gay was legal .
>being annoyed at the constant moaning and whining
>haha you're angry!
yeah you sure don't sound butt hurt at all.
people are just saying what lefties used to say for years but this time it is true. there really has been zero positive representation for straight white males in a decade in animation. only one woke strong wyman or race changed character after another full of sexist and racist story beats to bash white guys.
I didn't read your cope.
The presence of straight white males in cartoons has been greatly exaggerated. Literature, comics and movies definitely stuck to white guys, but not cartoons.
If you made a list of the most noteworthy animated characters of all time, most of them would either be princesses or talking animals.
bump
>he keeps demanding my attention
Oh you sad little moid.
Aww you gonna be triggered white boy? Need a safe space to cry in because you're not in everything now? Pathetic. Learn to empathize with other people
>he's now pretending to be black
Hahahaha oh man. This is great. Truly what taking Cinemaphile seriously does to a motherfricker. I'm off to watch some yuri. See you later, nerd.
schizo thread
This thread was on page ten and about to archive. Yet you posted in it. You bumped it. Because there's another thread you want to archive.
>a literal alien
>white
I misread 2020s as 2000s; Lance Dur, Lastman, Runes, and Wolfwalkers should qualify.
Runes
Where can I find this show in English? Haven't seen a torrent or mega of it anywhere.
search tbharchive for runes and follow the links?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140321327
So far I've seen up to episode 3 in English dubs.
Awesome. Thanks dude.
Superman's not white. Also, not a man. It's a freaky alien. For all we know it's genitals look like an Anomalocaris.
he's spiritually israeli cause his creators
thus this means he's NOT white
Wouldn’t the fact that he’s a fricking alien be the reason he isn’t white
he's white passing, like a quadroon with good hair
Sure but even a Black person is more related to white people than a fricking alien
Superman isn’t white and all aliens should be exterminated
>he's white passing
No. Clark Kent is white passing. Superman in its Superman persona is known to be an alien and wouldn't be treated as white. You can't be a member of the white race when you aren't a member of the human race. That'd be like treating High Elves as white. Don't be a frickwit.
>complain about a bait thread
>keep posting in it
I think it's more that shows with girl main characters are more heavily pushed to the audience nowadays.
Shows with boy main characters are less known or receive less attention, sadly.
/misc/ themed troll threads are cancer and against
and
OP is a homosexual.
Utilize the report function en masse to help improve this board, and this website.
https://sys.Cinemaphile.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=140675967
>But this thread is better than some arbitrar--
Frick your whatsboutism, you homosexual. Back to your hole.
Why didn't Black folk domesticate zebras?
everybody who asks questions like that already knows the answer
clark is a israelite, his name is israeli. he has black hair.